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Shaky Sherpa?! / Small poop emoji piñatas! / Albert Pujols as POO HOLES!

September 14, 2019

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date! Shaky Sherpa?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piñatas! Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?! Advertisements

A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

September 3, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, […]

A doughnut poop emoji wallet and a poop emoji water bottle!

August 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: A wallet with poop and doughnut emojis! Of course Highspirits liked it, haha! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An angelic poop emoji on a leak-proof water bottle!

Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]

Kortne Stouffer, Erin Eyvonne Adams, Jason Dilling, and Anita Juliea Williams?!

August 8, 2019

From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Kortne Stouffer?! BAD SPELLING OF COURTNEY! Also reminds me of Stouffer’s frozen meals! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Erin Eyvonne Adams?! BAD SPELLING OF YVONNE! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Jason Dilling?! Like DILL PICKLES?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Anita Juliea Williams?! BAD SPELLING OF JULIA!

Grammar Nazi bitmoji / Shartice Ricketts, Zena Dawn Allan Omelko, Elayna Hoff?!

August 7, 2019

I called Hester early this morning at 9:15 to see if she got my note yesterday. “If you broke it, it’s your problem!” Yeah, that’s very helpful… NOT! She finally said she’d send the handyman this afternoon “but not right now” – that’s fine, whatever. He came by at 1:30 in an official Amacon uniform […]

A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! / Urinal level: EXPERT! BASKETBALL!

August 1, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji inflatable swimming toy! Wow, you would have to be an EXPERT at urinals for this one!

A poop emoji beanie, an inflatable Halloween costume on toilet, a Poo Dough toy

July 25, 2019

Rishu from Touchstone emailed me today, then called at 2:15 after I’d just gotten in from a break. Next Thursday (August 1) at 3 sounds okay to me. From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji beanie! From Julie M. and Wish: An inflatable fat jumpsuit costume that you can wear while sitting on the […]

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]