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Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES! Advertisements

Guestbook Entries 2017!

December 30, 2017

Guestbook Entries 2017! June 11, 2017 (Sun.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over to Leslie’s to watch Game 6 of the Stanley Cup 2017 Final between the Nashville Predators and Pittsburgh Penguins… I hope it’s a good game. :)” December 16, 2017 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over for the last hangout of the 2017 year. […]

Getting my shit together, my ass blowing kisses, sparkly rainbow poop emoji

December 9, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me today to remind me about my dentist appointment on Tuesday. I’m good if it doesn’t snow or do anything else fucky or funky! The weather forecast seems promising in that regard, though. From Wesley and Sticklo: Jack’s poop collection from June 2 on a table! Jack: “Whew, finally finished!” Girlfriend: […]

Blue dragon with silver sword, Air Canada dragon, dragon emojis on Discord

December 5, 2017

When I went outside at 3 to throw away the unfinished half-bag of Doritos jalapeno and cheddar chips which expire today anyhow, I recognized Hester’s voice, so greeted her and said that I was going to call her about laundry tokens. (tomorrow…) She said that she could drop by and give me some in exchange […]

Cultist Wolves: Studying the occult, Yog-Sothoth, keys and gate guardians

November 24, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played New Jersey at 4 today, but lost 3-2. Then I went out at 6:50 after the game ended. I got two 18-packs of assorted Christmas cards / 12 Vancouver postcards (Gastown, BC Place, and the RCMP!) / three assorted packs of Christmas stickers / a pack of 40 golden Christmas […]

Chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looking like poop! / Unsure if fart or shart

October 11, 2017

From Vanessa and Vomitorium: This chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looks like a poop emoji! Baby: That moment when you’re not sure if it was a fart or a shart…

Robot Pilot being free, a very large gold brick, a cloaked flying device

April 18, 2017

I went to Richmond Public Market at 2:15 to see if they had stove pans at that “second-floor haircut shop” which Hester had mentioned. They did, but they also had a no-return policy, which I was not comfortable with. THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY! Then I went to the liquor store, where […]

Canadian emojis on Facebook Messenger: Moose, beavers, poutine, and more!

April 17, 2017

Julie S. found some Canadian emojis on Facebook Messenger: A raccoon eating poutine, a moose / a Canada goose / a beaver saying HAPPY CANADA DAY with a Canadian flag, a fox saying FOR SURE!, and a beaver saying EH? with a red maple leaf behind him. Julie S. found some Canadian emojis on Facebook […]

RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god, sand dragon sculpture, new dragon emoji stickers

April 2, 2017

From Krista: Golden Quetzalcoatl ancient Mayan dragon god! From Reddit: A sand dragon sculpture from Harrison Hot Springs! New Dragon Clan emoji stickers to use in Facebook Messenger / Facebook chat / Facebook messages! DRAGONS! 😀