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Easter Bunny Poop?! / A poop emoji non-stick tray! / Pee Patch Repair?!

March 30, 2020

From Julie: Easter Bunny Poop flavored marshmallows at CVS?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji non-stick tray! From Julie: Brown’s Pee Patch Repair at CVS!

Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! / Small and big DUMPSTER FIRES!

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! The Canucks played the Islanders tonight at 7, and won 5-4 in overtime and the SHOOTOUT just now! Thanks, refs… From Julie and Anorak UK: Hands On Children Museum?! Dog and Cat Repair?! From Discord: A small dumpster fire! From Discord: Dumpster fire emote, enlarged!

Poop emoji Teeny Ty Beanie Baby stuffed toy!

February 18, 2020

I showered and did laundry today BEFORE going out. I don’t want to do it later when I get home! Poop emoji Teeny Ty Beanie Baby stuffed toy from London Drugs!

Gildan socks and English being weird! (horror to horrific, terror to terrific)

January 3, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 9:40 AM for my 10:15 AM eye clinic appointment. As usual, I waited a while to be seen, and got out at 11:25. They had a black chick doing the eye exams, who admitted she was new AND didn’t read my file, AND “had” to dilate my […]

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

Sponges! / Creepy Santa! / Jahram Proffit-Preston?! / Jhevelle-Monique Smith?!

November 24, 2019

My amusing and cute sponge display plus my kitchen toothbrush: $2 recycled yellow sponges from beer bottles, a green London Drugs scouring pad, London Naturals steel wool in gold and silver, various orange / green / blue / yellow Sponge Daddy sponges, and two Scrub Daddy sink scrubbers with a happy face! Julie M. saw […]

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

October 28, 2019

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

Poo emoji, Polaroid toilet paper holder, inflatable giant poop, poop emoji pouch

October 20, 2019

New poo emoji icon! New poo emoji icon, enlarged! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Polaroid toilet paper holder! From Julie M. and Wish: Halloween inflatable giant poop! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji pouch!

Cute poop and toilet ballpoint pens! Flowers and computer keyboards, oh my!

October 11, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet poop emoji ballpoint pens! From Julie M. and Wish: Poop emoji ballpoint pens!

Enlarged Canucks icon 1 / Santa waiting till December! / Fear the Canucks fans!

October 5, 2019

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 3-0. UGH! Canucks icon 1, enlarged! This jack o’lantern talking to Santa is from I Love Halloween: “December, fat man! This is MY holiday! Now hop back into your sleigh and wait your damn turn!” Never mind the Canucks players – FEAR THE FANS!