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Bethlehem Tekola Gebru?! / Just stop talking… wait until you’re smarter!

July 17, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7:30 AM, I left at 2:10 on the C94 for my therapy appointment with Rachel at The Caring Place, definitely intending to bring up Jimmy’s rage / brain injury and everything else! Good thing I checked my Google Calendar, which did NOT notify me of my […]

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

STAR WARS Stormtrooper toilet decal, Donald Dump poop spoof pin, I LUV POO

May 22, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: A toilet decal inspired by the STAR WARS Stormtroopers! From Julie M. and Wish: A Donald Dump spoof poop emoji pin! From Cuya’s Discord server: I LUV POO license plate on this Toyota Corolla in Georgia!

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Guestbook Entries 2017!

December 30, 2017

Guestbook Entries 2017! June 11, 2017 (Sun.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over to Leslie’s to watch Game 6 of the Stanley Cup 2017 Final between the Nashville Predators and Pittsburgh Penguins… I hope it’s a good game. :)” December 16, 2017 (Sat.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over for the last hangout of the 2017 year. […]

Getting my shit together, my ass blowing kisses, sparkly rainbow poop emoji

December 9, 2017

Uncle Andrew’s office called me today to remind me about my dentist appointment on Tuesday. I’m good if it doesn’t snow or do anything else fucky or funky! The weather forecast seems promising in that regard, though. From Wesley and Sticklo: Jack’s poop collection from June 2 on a table! Jack: “Whew, finally finished!” Girlfriend: […]

Blue dragon with silver sword, Air Canada dragon, dragon emojis on Discord

December 5, 2017

When I went outside at 3 to throw away the unfinished half-bag of Doritos jalapeno and cheddar chips which expire today anyhow, I recognized Hester’s voice, so greeted her and said that I was going to call her about laundry tokens. (tomorrow…) She said that she could drop by and give me some in exchange […]

Cultist Wolves: Studying the occult, Yog-Sothoth, keys and gate guardians

November 24, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played New Jersey at 4 today, but lost 3-2. Then I went out at 6:50 after the game ended. I got two 18-packs of assorted Christmas cards / 12 Vancouver postcards (Gastown, BC Place, and the RCMP!) / three assorted packs of Christmas stickers / a pack of 40 golden Christmas […]

Chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looking like poop! / Unsure if fart or shart

October 11, 2017

From Vanessa and Vomitorium: This chocolate ice cream Halloween mask looks like a poop emoji! Baby: That moment when you’re not sure if it was a fart or a shart…

Robot Pilot being free, a very large gold brick, a cloaked flying device

April 18, 2017

I went to Richmond Public Market at 2:15 to see if they had stove pans at that “second-floor haircut shop” which Hester had mentioned. They did, but they also had a no-return policy, which I was not comfortable with. THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY! Then I went to the liquor store, where […]