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Archive for the ‘smileys’ Category

Robot Pilot being free, a very large gold brick, a cloaked flying device

April 18, 2017

I went to Richmond Public Market at 2:15 to see if they had stove pans at that “second-floor haircut shop” which Hester had mentioned. They did, but they also had a no-return policy, which I was not comfortable with. THAT WAS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY! Then I went to the liquor store, where […]

Canadian emojis on Facebook Messenger: Moose, beavers, poutine, and more!

April 17, 2017

Julie S. found some Canadian emojis on Facebook Messenger: A raccoon eating poutine, a moose / a Canada goose / a beaver saying HAPPY CANADA DAY with a Canadian flag, a fox saying FOR SURE!, and a beaver saying EH? with a red maple leaf behind him. Julie S. found some Canadian emojis on Facebook […]

RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god, sand dragon sculpture, new dragon emoji stickers

April 2, 2017

From Krista: Golden Quetzalcoatl ancient Mayan dragon god! From Reddit: A sand dragon sculpture from Harrison Hot Springs! New Dragon Clan emoji stickers to use in Facebook Messenger / Facebook chat / Facebook messages! DRAGONS! 😀

Stupid people in large groups, garden with curled poo, baked Easter poop emojis

March 24, 2017

From Janina and Sue Fitzmaurice: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Garden with Curled Poo! From Boing Boing: Baked marshmallow poop emojis, just in time for Easter!

Farting while someone is crying, cute poop emoji cushions, crystal bling toilet

February 24, 2017

I HATE TOILET EMERGENCIES! I had to throw away some panties! From Wesley and Failblog: Google Autocomplete Fail! Is it rude to fart when someone is crying? From Alice and Wish.com: Cute poop emoji cushions for a Christmas present! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A crystal bling toilet! It has more than 72,000 pieces […]

Swimming poop emoji, Kokain Mothershed, Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III

February 20, 2017

From Z 95.3: A swimming poop emoji… From Reddit: Kokain Mothershed, and Marijuana Mothershed, Alaska Jones III?!

Fart now loading… please wait! / Poop emoji macarons! / Toilet paper annoyance

February 13, 2017

From CFOX: A shirt that says “Fart now loading (at 85%)… please wait”! From Julie S. and PopSugar Moms: Poop emoji macarons! From Mikki and Purple Clover: If, during my trial, they ask you why I finally snapped… THE TOILET PAPER ROLL IS ON THE SINK ABOVE THE EMPTY TOILET PAPER HOLDER?!

Bacon roses, beef jerky roses, chocolate caramel poop, being alone, Kevan Miller

February 11, 2017

Bacon Roses: She wants romance, you want a snack. Problem solved. From Diane and Pinterest: Beef jerky roses in a beer glass?! From Vanessa and Chocolate, Chocolate, and More: Chocolate caramel fudge poop emojis for Valentine’s Day! Love stinks! From Reddit: Grumpy Cat says, “If you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember…. […]

Magicant: Mario and Luigi’s Pizzeria, Selena, using the Garage Sale sign!

November 20, 2016

Here are Selena, Karlene (on the couch), and their undead pet creature Skully in Magicant with Colin and Mr. T.! This is what happens when the COLINBOUND party calls the Mario and Luigi’s Pizzeria in a place where they can’t deliver to them, such as Magicant: “Hello, this is Mario and Luigi’s Pizza calling.” This […]