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Archive for the ‘smileys’ Category

No endless empathy, Red, bans, barfing rolleyes, true crime shows for sleeping

October 16, 2020

My upstairs neighbors outdid themselves today and SHOWERED AT FUCKING 2:30 AM AFTER BEING UP AT MIDNIGHT! That was the only reason I did post the holidays at midnight, despite doing a REALLY courteous thing and telling AM they might not be up by then. At least he told me to sleep well. ATHEIST! Of […]

Robin Lehner / 2020 being crazy indeed! / Skeletons, ass, blowing, and farting!

September 8, 2020

Eric Ho texted me about that consecutive fire alarm and Robin Lehner posting another shutout, this time against Dallas. 2020 is indeed a crazy year! I’m talking to someone local on Reddit, Valkyries / High_Valyr / G. Kumar!. RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES! This better not turn out like Joel or Gabriel… From Julie: This skeleton […]

Poop emoji faces 10-pack!

August 23, 2020

It’s WORLD MUSHROOM DAY today! 😀 Good thing that Eric Ho didn’t come over after all – I had to poop pretty much right after the hockey game! That would have been embarrassing! Poop emoji faces 10-pack: Side-eye, angry, worried, YIKES, sticking out tongue, cool sunglasses, crying while laughing, grinning, winking, and a basic smile.

Jeweled crown smile, devilish smile, buttermilk chicken salad, hand sanitizer

July 21, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more All-Clean Fresh Scent hand sanitizer! The liquid form is way too dribbly! Thanks to the water shutoff from 8 AM to 1 PM (and the fire alarm inspection from 2:30 to 4), I had to leave early to go to Richmond Centre in the HOT 33-degree weather, but threw away both […]

Shin Ramyun CUP noodles, Debby Stoner, Creed Bratton, Dr. Doir Dearborn DOOR

July 17, 2020

I called Ayler at 7:05, but nobody answered. He called me back five minutes later, so I had to turn off my boiling water for my pasta before I asked him what he was doing. He was honest when he said he wasn’t available and why! I’ll preserve his dignity as I did William’s, of […]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Amere, Analyse, Aniyah, Averie, Aubry, Avani, and Corigan

July 17, 2020

After MIDNIGHT, I helped Magnarim figure out why he was banned from a Twitch stream or channel. As I thought, it was his seductive campy gay persona online making a lot of people uncomfortable. (he does the same thing in Nicto’s channel…) I was polite and respectful to the streamer and totally understood if it […]

Clover Leaf Wild Pacific pink salmon, hallway light bulb burning out, blues

July 14, 2020

Right after taking the dry laundry inside in a timely fashion at 4:30, I noticed that the hallway lightbulb had burnt itself out. I’m pretty sure that’s Hester’s responsibility to replace it, and am also sure that she won’t know what “the lightbulb burnt out” means, so I had to tell her “it doesn’t work” […]

Discord roll of paper emote! / Poo Plungers or Poop Emoji toilet plungers!

July 14, 2020

I will shower and do laundry today! James Inglis – Eve’s Canucks hockey fan friend – added me to Facebook after I did my due admin diligence for the Fearsome Canucks Fans group and looked at his profile. Okay, then… This is Discord’s “roll of paper” emote. We all think of toilet paper when we […]

Enlarged LJ dragon icons! / Green dragon emojis! / Petco grey dragon figurines!

June 11, 2020

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! I read this morning that the NHL and NHLPA have agreed to start training camps on JULY 10, so I texted Chinese Eric, told Steph to tell Brad to restart his NHL subscription then, and posted it in hockey groups / on hockey pages / in CANUCKS NATION. 😀 Enlarged roaring dragon […]

Streaking poop emoji, Reddit Diamond in the Poo award, some poop fireworks

April 14, 2020

Tylenol 100 caplets, 500 mg each! From Julie and GIPHY: A poop emoji just streaking across the land…. A delightful Reddit award: Diamond in the Poo! From Julie: Poop fireworks?!