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Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

Poop emoji ankle socks! / Just go poop in a field with the other buffalo!

June 22, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji ankle socks! From Janina: To whoever keeps destroying this toilet – You have great health insurance. Go see a doctor. And if not a doctor, then maybe an exorcist. Go poop in a field with the other buffalo.

Navarrow Ziyka?! What a stupid alterego name! It’s RIGHT THERE! NOT STALKING!

June 21, 2019

From Awkward Moments: Navarrow Ziyka?! Reminds me of the Second Narrows Bridge AND E.J. Navarro from Palmer and my junior high school years! From Facebook on March 18, 2019: No, Navarrow Ziyka… it’s NOT stalking if your account name is right there for everyone to see! YOU IDIOT!

Coffee pot with straw holder! KRAMER! / Pluto the planet and Pluto the dog!

May 24, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. I also went to Price Smart to pick up some Western Family lemonade at the customer service desk: Classic Lemonade and Raspberry Lemonade! Then I went to London Drugs to eventually buy an on-sale Spiderman / Spider-Man […]

A pink poop emoji pillow, poop buddies mugs, three years sitting on the toilet

March 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A pink poop emoji pillow! From Julie M. and Wish: POOP BUDDIES FOREVER mugs! From Top Dog Plumbing New York: The average person spends THREE YEARS of their life sitting on the toilet.

Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers, ACCIO POOP coffee mug, fake human poop

March 12, 2019

From Julie: Poop emoji salt and pepper shakers! Do we really need to dumb down the word “emoji” to “emo-gee,” though?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An ACCIO POOP coffee mug! From Julie M. and Wish: Fake human poop?!

Paddel and Rowe of the Tazmily Boat Club! / I’m a charred dog, not a black dog!

January 31, 2019

I had to leave the house today from 8 to 4 because of the forced water shutoff and the sewer upgrades, and I hope this is the only one till all the construction is projected to end in December! This is NOT helping my budget OR my financial situation! I bought spicy beef noodle Tom […]

Green herbs and mint, Catelli pasta, and Denali! / Snow White with coffee!

November 22, 2018

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got JOY dumplings x5, on-sale Catelli pasta x3 (rotini / Smart macaroni / fusilli), on-sale Silk almond milk / dark chocolate milk x2, on-sale Western Family mixed frozen veggies x2, on-sale Western Family echinacea, on-sale […]

I Donut Give A Poop sheet sets!

November 9, 2018

From Julie M. and Zulily Canada: “I Donut Give A Poop” Emoji Sheet Set – YAY!