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Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

October 28, 2019

Poop Emoji Graduation A+ Lollipop!

Poo emoji, Polaroid toilet paper holder, inflatable giant poop, poop emoji pouch

October 20, 2019

New poo emoji icon! New poo emoji icon, enlarged! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Polaroid toilet paper holder! From Julie M. and Wish: Halloween inflatable giant poop! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji pouch!

Cute poop and toilet ballpoint pens! Flowers and computer keyboards, oh my!

October 11, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet poop emoji ballpoint pens! From Julie M. and Wish: Poop emoji ballpoint pens!

Enlarged Canucks icon 1 / Santa waiting till December! / Fear the Canucks fans!

October 5, 2019

The Canucks played Calgary tonight at 7, and lost 3-0. UGH! Canucks icon 1, enlarged! This jack o’lantern talking to Santa is from I Love Halloween: “December, fat man! This is MY holiday! Now hop back into your sleigh and wait your damn turn!” Never mind the Canucks players – FEAR THE FANS!

A poop emoji striped T-shirt / Poop emoji power bank!

September 28, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji striped T-shirt / poop emoji T-shirt! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji power bank!

Shaky Sherpa?! / Small poop emoji piñatas! / Albert Pujols as POO HOLES!

September 14, 2019

9/14/19 is also a palindrome date! Shaky Sherpa?! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Small poop emoji piñatas! Albert Pujols, pronounced as POO HOLES?!

A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

September 3, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, […]

A doughnut poop emoji wallet and a poop emoji water bottle!

August 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: A wallet with poop and doughnut emojis! Of course Highspirits liked it, haha! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An angelic poop emoji on a leak-proof water bottle!

Poop emoji helium balloons! / A book: HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

August 24, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji helium balloons! From Pete and Will Williams: A book called HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS WITH POWER FARTING?!

Fluffy poop emoji slippers! / Shitterton, Dorset, England?! / POTTY TIME!

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! This morning, I realized that the toilet wasn’t filling up AGAIN, so I called Hester. Thank goodness it’s Friday! She insisted that the toilet had been fixed by the handyman – yes, and toilet shenanigans are happening AGAIN. “Maybe today, maybe next week,” she said. I also had to explain […]