Yo’Heinz Tyler?! / Katayoun Copeland?! / Crystal Champagne?!

Yo’Heinz Tyler?! From Julie and CRIME WATCH DAILY: Katayoun Copeland?! Crystal Champagne?! Advertisements

Eric M. helping me with a brand new INSIGNIA computer microphone and Discord!

After specifying a more narrow time range through email this morning (and after my COFFEE TIME AND NOODLE TIME), Eric came over at 12:55 to check out my computer and microphone, saying that the hallway smelled like Chinese takeout. He tested the sound and tried looking things up to fix my Discord scrolling issue. The […]

Anders Bjork, Snapware storage bin, NEW Postscript pens, beef tripe, tentacles

I noticed some extra money in my bank account this morning, so went out at 11:30 on a 401 to get some Postscript pens x48 (I won’t have to cut myself on the packaging like I do for the Z-Grip pens), Scotties Kleenex x6, an on-sale store brand ream (500 sheets) of paper, and a […]

Rock n’roll being my medicine, Kwame Henry, Richezza Williams, Crayola crayons

From Pinterest: Rock n’roll is my medicine! The Ramones, Nirvana, Pantera, AC/DC, Megadeth, Queen, the Beatles, Motörhead, Rush, Kamelot, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, the Who, Epica, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Metallica, Rhapsody, Iced Earth, and KISS. From FORENSIC FILES: Kwame Henry and Richezza Williams?! Weird Crayola crayon colors: Suspicious cold sore red, tanner stain orange, […]

Bruce Willis Caraballo Alvarez! / Malaysian-style double burger! / Aavak Dragon!

Bruce Willis Caraballo Alvarez?! From Laura: A Malaysian-style double burger! From Youtube: Aavak Dragon!

Leshas, Deleriyes, Elton John Jerrera Orozco, Bruce Lee Antonio Felix Cabrera

From Julie S.: Leshas?! From Reddit: Deleriyes Cramer?! Elton John Jerrera Orozco and Bruce Lee Antonio Felix Cabrera?!

Pareekshit Ravi, Monica Moorehead, period Panteez, Dick Rubright, Micky Pun

Pareekshit Ravi?! Monica Moorehead?! From Julie: Period Panteez?! Those would be too much like free bleeding for me, though. Dick Rubright?! Micky Pun?! Eric, Kevin, Dylan, and I thought this was a GUY upon seeing the name on some papers at a David Fellowship Committee meeting! Imagine our surprise when Kevin mentioned at the next […]

Installing Java, Dyl Pickle, Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens, Lord Brain

After I drink coffee, I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I’ve successfully installed Java. He hates me. Dyl Pickle! Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens! Lord Brain!

Giving birth to turd quintuplets, Dick Assman, Robert Fagot, Brownie Shytles

Whoever is taking the Mt. Everest-sized dumps in this bathroom, please stop. It is wonderful that you can be repeatedly impregnated by fiber-filled foods and then give weekly births to turd quintuplets, but I am no longer impressed by your ability to eject large amounts of feces. Please take your outrageous defecations somewhere else. Dick […]

4-3 loss to the Jets / The City Life Test

Tonight’s game against Winnipeg was special in a way, as it was the first time that the Canucks had played there since 1996. Unfortunately, the Canucks lost 4-3, which is bad. Your Ideal City Life is Leisurely You would love taking part in all the city has to offer, you wouldn’t want to be part […]