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Faryion Wardrip?! What a weird name – his brother is BRYCE!

May 6, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! Later, I had Laksa La Mian with straw mushrooms for a little variety as my dinner! From Youtube documentaries: Faryion Wardrip was a serial killer?! Makes me think of “fairy on”! What makes this REALLY weird is that his brother has a normal name: […]

Thinking for yourself / Zuzu Verk?! / Zdeno Chara’s bed for Sochi 2014 Olympics!

April 22, 2017

Education: Why think for yourself, when you’d be better off just accepting our teachings without resistance? Now, just drink the Kool-Aid like Adam Hilliker wants you to… From Dateline NBC: Zuzu Verk was a murder victim?! From CFOX: This was 6 foot, 10 inch Zdeno Chara’s bed for the Sochi Olympics in 2014!

Let’s kill people! / Kung Fu-like hairstyles! / Falling in love with Poo!

April 6, 2017

The Canucks played the Coyotes at 7 tonight, and lost 4-3. From Julie: “Are you okay?” “Nope.” “Me either.. Let’s kill people.” In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Poo joins Ness, Paula, Jeff, and the Super Plush Teddy Bear in Summers, and they immediately go shopping. A woman says, “That Kung Fu-like hairstyle! You look so cool!” […]

Uterus refreshing itself, period blood on hands, MOTHER 3 translation gibberish

March 31, 2017

I called the pharmacy next door to see if I could refill my prescription. Sure, if there isn’t a problem. Then I called Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, Emily and Mike are moving, so April is a pretty busy month. I made a note to […]

Being OCD, cross-dressing in the bathroom, Gauss, Best Friend Drug Store

March 26, 2017

In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik meets this man in Twoson near Burglin Park. “I have OCD. I must stand next to signs or I will kill someone.” In EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK, Varik goes to Dr. Andonuts’ personal Magicant. He knocks on this bathroom door. “Can’t you read? The picture on the door shows a red […]

Too many assholes! Not enough axes! / Soylent Green gibberish! / Tequila Matthew

March 15, 2017

It’s the Ides of March today! Mom tried emailing me for some hot pot meal, but I am not going to make it out. I don’t want to be in Vancouver by 11 AM, thanks! From Krista and Victory or Valhalla: Too many assholes! Not enough axes! In JONBOUND, Jon Otis tries to view the […]

Vegas Bray, hauling your butt down to the police station, kids using cheat codes

March 10, 2017

From DEADLY WOMEN: Vegas Bray?! In the Onett sequence of HALLOW’S END, Craig uses a Walk-Through-Walls code to get up on the hilltop with the meteorite. Captain Strong tells him, “I should haul your butt down to the station for cheating, but I’m kinda busy right now. Beat it, kid.” In the Onett sequence of […]

Period expectations vs. reality / Awesome sisters / Jakita / I’m a woman!

February 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. My hydro bill is below $68 for the first time since December 2014 – WOO! Speaking of Shaw, they had a brief outage today, so I read my RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT book instead. From Reddit: Period expectations vs. period reality! A lovely pad vs. […]

Band performances and killing people, teddy bear, Mr. Saturn, posting statuses

January 11, 2017

From Julie: When you got a band performance at 8, but got to kill some people at 9. Larice comes across this teddy bear in his own personal Magicant in COGNITIVE DISSONANCE. “It’s a stuffed bear. it doesn’t move, talk, or absorb damage.” Larice comes across this Mr. Saturn in his own personal Magicant in […]

The Gold Stone, guys holding their arsenic, firing warning shots into the head

December 9, 2016

As I thought, it had snowed again overnight, but didn’t seem that bad. Proof that my Canada / Vancouver postcards and Christmas card made it with the “wrong” address to Julie’s new place! The Gold Stone in COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: “A stone of gold. What did you expect? A walrus?” From CHICAGO: You know, some guys […]