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Mark Redwine and Dylan Redwine?! Yay for a cool last name!

July 3, 2020

From Scary Mysteries: Mark Redwine and Dylan Redwine?! COOL LAST NAME!

Sadria Strong, Jeronta Brown, Chiara Kiara, Kaylie, Tamekia Tameeka, Andre Gay

June 10, 2020

I went shopping at 5:50 on a 401 for NEW Orange Creamsicles-filled TWIZZLERS, NEW Tangy Twizzlers Gummies, Green Tea and Ruby Kit-Kats x2, Silk almond milk with a good expiry date of August 1, and All-Clean lemon mint hand sanitizer x2 as backups for my shopping cart and the chair with masks! Got back at […]

6/9 Beavis and Butthead, Shin Ramyun Black noodles, Melanie Meleney SAME THING!

June 9, 2020

From John to Brad: Hey, Beavis. Today is “6/9.” Uh-huh huh huh huh. Shin Ramyun premium Black noodles in Pot-Au-Feu flavor! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Melanie Meleney?! That’s practically the SAME THING!

Unspeakable horror shart sign! / Donald Trump toilet brush! / Janean Brown?!

June 7, 2020

From Vanessa and Farts are Funny: What unspeakable horror made this restroom sign necessary? SHART EXPLOSION?! From Ryan B. and the NEW ZEALAND HERALD: Make your toilet great again with this Donald Trump toilet brush! HAHAHAHA! From Youtube: Andrew is fine, but Janean Brown?! BAD SPELLING OF JANINE! This article was written on June 7, […]

Heyzel Obando?! PHONETIC SPELLING?! / Xenia, Ohio?! / NO AERO CHERRY CHOCOLATE!

June 6, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Aero Dark Cherry Truffle chocolate bars! The chocolate-cherry combination is GROSS! Even the Porta Amarena Cherry chocolate bar tastes way better and isn’t so intense! From Youtube: Heyzel Obando?! BAD SPELLING OF HAZEL! It’s phonetic! UGH! There’s a city called Xenia in Ohio?!

Shawnta Lee?! 54 and 40?! / Coronavirus and toilet paper! Unwiped butts!

June 4, 2020

From Youtube: Shawnta Lee?! Also, she was 40 and her husband was 54?! AGE GAP OF FOURTEEN YEARS?! From Vanessa: People with unwiped butts are dead. People who bought all the toilet paper in the wake of a coronavirus outbreak are still alive and hiding under the desk!

Jessykah Renee Cartier, Cor Hofman, and Kelcey Fike?! JESSICA and KELSEY! UGH!

May 27, 2020

From Someecards: Jessykah Renee Cartier?! BAD SPELLING OF JESSICA! From Julie and ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT: Cor Hofman?! From True Crime Daily: Kelcey Fike?! BAD SPELLING OF KELSEY!

Jatavious DeVore?! DeAnna DeVore?! Darrick Watkins Junior?! Weste?! SPELLING!

May 23, 2020

Eric H. and I texted about the 24-team NHL playoff format because of the suspension and coronavirus. Of course Chinese Eric might want to come over and watch some playoffs, and I’d be happy to have him here! HAHAHA! From Youtube: Jatavious DeVore and DeAnna DeVore?! Darrick Watkins, Junior?! BAD SPELLING OF DEREK! From Julie: […]

Uncle Ben’s Tomato Herb rice! / Tarsha?! / Lovetta Armstead / Jazzmen Montgomery

May 17, 2020

I finally got an answer to my LiveJournal crossposting woes from Dreamwidth: “I’m sorry about the continuing problems with crossposting. LiveJournal’s abuse detection systems have gotten significantly more sensitive. They’re no longer responding to our contacts about this and are claiming to Dreamwidth users who contact them that they’re no longer able to whitelist our […]

Girl TONE as Tony?! / Erick Virgil Hall?! / Social distancing refrigerator!

May 16, 2020

From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This girl is named Tone?! It is pronounced like Tony?! From Quora: Erick Virgil Hall?! BAD SPELLING OF ERIC! It’s ALMOST Erdrick from DRAGON WARRIOR 1 to 3! From Julie: I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator. CORONAVIRUS!