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Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

Aundrea Scott Smith, Ingee Appolon, Wahabah Hadia Al Muid, and Tesser Kahn

November 13, 2017

From Not Always Right: Aundrea Scott Smith?! It should have been spelled ANDREA… plus, it reminds me of doing laundry! From Not Always Right: Ingee Appolon?! From Not Always Right: Wahabah Hadia Al Muid is a girl?! From Not Always Right: Tesser Kahn?! That reminds me of a tesseract!

What people think I do on my period, Always pads as Sonicare, puddles of blood

October 18, 2017

I woke up to the news that Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip had died of brain cancer late last night. 😦 PERIODS: What my boyfriend, my dad, my mom, my siblings, and commercials think I do on my period… and what I actually do! These Always pads are not a Sonicare device! FAIL! From […]

All rare FINAL FANTASY VI items, Ming Ming Chen, Brazilian penises and holy milk

October 2, 2017

All rare FINAL FANTASY VI items, some of which you need a code for: Cider, Old Clock Key, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Lump of Metal, Lola’s Letter, Coral, Books, Royal Letter, Rust-Rid, Autograph (an opera singer’s autograph), Manicure (pretty red manicure), Opera Record (has a small scratch), Magnifying Glass (has a convex lens), Rare Stone […]

Hannette Cocoa Wolf, Fyva Prold, Allayna Groove, Cyntoia Brown, Airynn Wolf

September 30, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #8 (the last one!) against the Oilers tonight at 7, and won 3-2! From Not Always Friendly: Hannette Cocoa Wolf?! From Not Always Working: Fyva Prold?! From Not Always Right: Allayna Groove?! That’s not how you spell Alena, but I want to get down with that musical groove, baby! Cyntoia […]

Scotland Williams, Björn Westling, Brandon Greif, Cerise Gwendolynn Gardner

August 27, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From THE NEW DETECTIVES: Scotland Williams?! From Not Always Working: Björn Westling?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the last name as WRESTLING. From Not Always Working: Brandon Greif?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the […]

Aleah Beckerle?! / The crazy old man knowing about Emperor Gestahl’s map?!

August 21, 2017

I woke up at 5:45 AM, so it was definitely COFFEE TIME! Then it was ECLIPSE MUSIC with Bonnie Tyler’s TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART! I also watched a live eclipse video on Facebook. From Facebook: Aleah Beckerle?! After defeating all the paintings at Owzer’s Mansion in Jidoor, the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS […]

Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]