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Somer Thompson?! SUMMER is the only acceptable spelling for that one, people!

January 14, 2018

The Canucks played the Minnesota Wild at 5 today; the game went into overtime, and it was a 3-2 Vancouver win courtesy of Brandon Sutter in his first game back! From Nancy Grace: Somer Thompson?! SUMMER is an acceptable spelling. “Somer” just sounds like a last name! Advertisements

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Lindsay Lohand! Lindsay Hihand! / Butch Otter?! / Walking in the woods!

December 27, 2017

I discovered redrum symptoms today – UGH! Mom wanted to drop by this afternoon with the locking containers, toilet paper, and Kleenex that she’d forgotten, so I said she could do so just to get it out of the way. She dropped by about an hour earlier than I was expecting, at 12:35 or so. […]

Prince Frank Tsetse, Elizabeth Peachey, Bryanna Davis Williams, Okwy Ada

December 11, 2017

Prince “Frank” Tsetse?! From Not Always Working: Elizabeth Peachey?! I like that last name! Even better if she lived in Georgia, hahaha! But WHY would you put your ultrasound pictures ANYWHERE on Facebook?! From Not Always Right: Bryanna Davis Williams?! Someone’s parents very obviously wanted a boy… From Not Always Right: Okwy Ada?! Reminds me […]

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

Touching bread with your tongue! / That’s why I poisoned you! / Pita Taufatofua

December 2, 2017

From George Takei: Do not touch bread with hands. Please use tongue. From We Love To Laugh and I Love Halloween: My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said in a weak voice, “There’s something I must confess.” “Shhh,” I said. “There’s nothing to confess. Everything is all right.” “No, I […]

Successfully returning useless cards! / DENTED CANS! / Meat is tasty murder!

November 23, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got Bah Kut tea noodles, Fat Choy broken straw mushrooms x2, on-sale store brand perogies x2 (potato with cheddar cheese / potato with cottage cheese), 32 Christmas cards spread out over two boxes (one set […]

The ninja motto, Happy Wolf, Metrosexual Wolf, Sleepy Wolf and drugs, Doc Wolf

November 22, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Penguins at 4 today, and won 5-2! After the game and the latest SCARY MYSTERIES Youtube video upload, I went shopping at London Drugs at 7:05. I got assorted stickers for Fraser (PAW PATROL / BATMAN / FINDING DORY), a musical hockey Christmas card with THE HOCKEY SONG, on-sale […]

Tahnee Brown, Catherine Tree, Carsten Beyer, Eietyoung Kemp and an underwear gun

November 21, 2017

During COFFEE TIME this afternoon, I went to the pharmacy next door (propping the side door open with my mop bucket since I didn’t want to go around to the front door in the rainy weather) to pick up my newest birth control prescription, Minestrin! It came in two thin wallet-like pouches, which definitely is […]

NG! / Faucets! / Summer Hair?! / Christianity as the love religion? / Smite God!

November 21, 2017

No, Discord idiot named Pingu, you do not turn the “sink” in your bathroom in order to get water. What you want is called a FAUCET. No, Not Always Working idiot named David Stone, my last name is and has never been pronounced “En-Gee.” Your friend’s family probably just dumbed it down for your white […]