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Archive for the ‘murder’ Category

Mistaking kindness for weakness, unsolved murder article, Billie’s 2011 birthday

March 23, 2020

Eric M. says he has a spare 500-watt power supply if needed – PHEW! However, that doesn’t explain the keyboard and mouse freezing! From James: This purple dinosaur (Barney?) is mistaking this rhinoceros’s kindness for weakness. From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: I’m going to cut out a bunch of newspaper […]

Banana bread, animals, and pompano! / Rannita Williams and Johnathan Robinson?!

March 19, 2020

Ayler called me at 6:15, wanting to know if I had gotten coronavirus yet. Not yet, and they haven’t either! They made banana bread yesterday, and had fish and chips for dinner today. Beckett ate only the sides of the fish, but Ayler says he himself can eat one pompano – hahaha, sounds good! He […]

Kenyadda Patterson?! / Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! / Dr. JONICE Webb?!

March 12, 2020

The NHL also suspended their season this morning because of the coronavirus. From Youtube: Kenyadda Marie Patterson?! The nickname is KEN, which is a GUY name, and Yada yada yada?! From Julie M. and the Daily Mail: Busy Philipps named her kids Birdie and Cricket?! From Reddit and r/raisedbynarcissists: Dr. JONICE Webb?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Bird-In-Hand, Pennsylvania?! / Marvyn Benoit?! BAD SPELLING OF MARVIN!

March 7, 2020

It’s World Book Day today! The SFX Off-Topic group will NOT get a reminder this year for everybody to change their clocks for Daylight Saving Time. International members get too stroppy because “not everyone is in the United States [I could say the same to YOU since I’m in Canada!]” and “we changed our clocks […]

NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I DO! / Chicken and Broccoli pasta!

March 5, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I kill people! Knorr Chicken and Broccoli pasta Sidekicks!

Cordia, bear hugs vs. bare hugs, a grammar sheriff, ever-vigilant Spelling Nazis

March 4, 2020

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today… MY FAVORITE! Aimee Vanderkarr tried adding one of my alteregos – DENIED! I had a dream where the London Drugs was being changed into a Shoppers Drug Mart, complete with fences blocking off our access. Beckett came up to me and said, “Beckett comes here every day to eat junk […]

Prayer, guns, meeting God, and trespassing! / Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup!

March 3, 2020

This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster! GUNS! Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s Soup It Forward Day today on March 3!

More dragon hoards, bad names, and puns! Alaina?! Nakia?! Facebook Jail?

February 26, 2020

Time for one of my occasional image dump posts! From Youtube: Gloria and David Marmolejo?! Reminds me of marmots and marmalade! From Youtube: Allaina Taylor, Kaylee Whetzel, Nakia Keller (who is a white guy and surprisingly not a black woman), and Lorie Ann Keller?! BAD SPELLING of Lori, Kaili, and Alana! Nakia also reminds me […]

Dynel Lane attacked a pregnant woman, then got sentenced to 100 years in prison!

February 23, 2020

From Youtube: Dynel Lane?!

Lizzie Borden hacker, common women’s interests, Milk2Go chocolate strawberry

February 21, 2020

There was a 15-second fire alarm inspection today at 1:25. I told Hester’s husband Ni that he needs to give people time to get to the fucking door since knocking constantly isn’t going to HELP – it’ll just make people feel RUSHED! I’m also DISABLED, so giving me a bit of extra time isn’t going […]