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Declaration of Independence due date! / 600-pound burger! / Mike Diaper?!

July 4, 2018

From Janet, AKA ghost_light: A sign outside El Arroyo in Austin, Texas! “Crap, that’s due tomorrow?” – Thomas Jefferson, July 3, 1776 From Rock 101: The world’s largest burger was cooked on July 4, 2011. 600 pounds or six hundred pounds! Mike Diaper?! Advertisements

Happy Canada Day! / A Canada Day birthday cake! / Beau Titsworth plays golf?!

July 1, 2018

HAPPY CANADA DAY! 151 YEARS OLD! I left at 5:55 to get two 3-subject Hilroy notebooks in green and light blue from London Drugs, returning home at 6:40 on a late 407. From Reddit: A Canada Day birthday cake! Happy Birthd’eh! Beau Titsworth?!

Short people and perfection! / Duckens Nazon?! / Victor rodent repeller!

May 1, 2018

I called Barry at 9:40 this morning to remind him about going to Rona for a Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller, which cost $33. Kate had told me about them in Discord. We went there at 10:40 and he helped me plug it in here, too. Victor Pest Chaser Ultrasonic Rodent Repeller! From Alice […]

China’s professional fart smellers, poop emoji hat, shades of brown toilet paper

April 5, 2018

I called Chrystal at work to confirm our plans for tomorrow, and we’re on! I also left a message with Chinese Eric in case he wants to come over to watch tonight’s game: the last home game ever for the Sedin twins! From Pete and FART Is A Four-Letter Word: “Professional Fart Smeller” is a […]

Do not elect Donald Trump! / Gandalf at Applebee’s! / Jay-Z! Jay-Zzzzzzz!

February 7, 2018

Barry called me at 11:40 to see if I could reschedule the appointment on Wednesday the 21st to the next day (the 22nd – a Thursday) at 10:45 AM since he had to take someone to the doctor. I guess so… From Paul Saxberg and Pete: Dear America: You elected George H.W. Bush. We gave […]

Shimmy Zmizz: You dig? / Chimeras that don’t EACH much?! / Melyssa Ford?!

January 7, 2018

Lucas and Boney meet the DCMC in the Club Tittiboo attic after going through the dungeon in Chapter 4. OJ, Magic, Shimmy Zmizz, and Baccio are saying goodbye to an amnesiac Lucky / Duster before he rejoins the MOTHER 3 party. Shimmy Zmizz says, “Don’t go forgetting the time you spent with us now. You […]

EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK haiku and meeting! / Jonathan Toucan?!

December 3, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, all the hackers and characters get together for a meeting at Burglin Park. Reid the Mr. Saturn composes a haiku: “EARTHBOUND is awesome / Here are seven syllables / Give us MOTHER 3.” Here is everyone in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK! From Not Always Related: Jonathan Toucan?!

You’re winner! / RESIDENT EVIL beef Raviolations! / GHOSTBUSTERS Conglaturation!

September 23, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #6 against the Kings today in BEIJING at 12:30 AM. Chris Tanev scored with two minutes left in the game; it went to overtime plus a shootout, and the Kings won 4-3. The crowd was really into it! From BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING for Windows: You’re winner! “Capcom! […]

Syldra as Beano from another planet / Living in a monster’s intestines 50 years

September 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Christon sent me an Evite to a potluck-style Sunday birthday dinner for him and Jeremy, which I automatically RSVPed to without checking the date. Now I have, and it’s October 1 – no hockey conflicts! Maybe I’ll just pick up a cake from Buy-Low for the Gwei-Loh right before dinner. The Canucks had […]

Thongporn Buttasin is an actual name?! GARDEN GROVE IN CALIFORNIA! MY LIFE!

September 20, 2017

Turns out that Tryanna from Pathways was calling me from a private number a lot yesterday, but I finally picked up this morning to see what the heck was up with all those repeated calls. Turns out that she had a cold and couldn’t do food shopping today, so we settled on Friday at 1 […]