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Facebook and Google+ board meeting / Mimics! / Mr. Saturn! / Krakenberry Pie!

August 11, 2017

From Apina.biz: Why do I have the feeling that this is what really happened in a Facebook board meeting when Google+ was brought up?! “Mark [Zuckerberg], Google+ is getting to us and is taking our users. What should we do?” “Fuck up the chat system.” “Amazing!” “How does he do it?” “Brilliant!” “Bravo!” From SEVEN […]

Fiery dragon explosion, dragon roller coaster, HAGAR THE HORRIBLE mini-dragon

July 4, 2017

The computer just restarted by itself for the first time since November 14! From Krista: Fiery dragon explosion! From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: DRAGON ROLLER COASTER! This HAGAR THE HORRIBLE comic strip is from Julie. Lucky Eddie: “Look what I got you, boy! Little Dragon Treats! Now Gluten Free! Miniature dragons make the best […]

TEACH YOUR WIFE TO BE A WIDOW! / Cinderella and tea parties! / Classrooms!

July 4, 2017

From Mental Floss: TEACH YOUR WIFE TO BE A WIDOW?! From Janina: Cinderella says, “Come over. We’re having a tea party. And by a tea party, I mean we’re drinking whiskey from tea cups.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, the party makes it to the Narshe schoolroom in the World of Ruin. “Welcome […]

Sparing just $2! / Fuck vegetables! / Fawzi Mahmud?! / Mutemwiya Alexandrovna?!

June 19, 2017

At 7:45 tonight, I found that I could tag non-friends in Facebook photos again – YAY! That’s how it should be, dammit! Thank goodness it didn’t last two weeks, as I had a lot of photos to tag! From Janina: Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a nine-year-old boy living in Namibia. He has […]

Dog shit not allowed here, Japanese lucky poop candy, vegetarians and food poop

June 11, 2017

From Engrish.com: Your dog shit is not allowed here. Hell all your family. From Julie: Unchi-kun Japanese lucky poop candy! To all you vegetarians [AND VEGANS!] who give us carnivores crap for eating meat, I just wanted to let you know… my food poops on your food, so HA!!!!!! There’s a pooping cow!

My phone’s unlocked! / The Jew’s ear juice / No Tina at the Sealed Gate?!

June 4, 2017

These Fanny Bay oysters are AWESOME! 😀 From Janina: When you’re on your way to your funeral, and remember you left your phone unlocked at your girl’s crib… From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: The Jew’s ear juice?! The FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS party attempts to go to the Sealed Gate […]

Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! / Solo Tina at the Sealed Gate?!

June 3, 2017

From Reddit: Marcus and Markieff Morris are twins?! In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Tina is alone at the Sealed Gate in the Imperial Base. “I can do it… but why do I feel so wretched?”

Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

Red dragon guarding a spire from heroes, Wolfgang Wolf, Ted Yoho, Anelisa Durham

May 9, 2017

I went out to vote today, at least. From Krista: A red dragon guarding a spire from heroes! From The Bleacher Report: Wolfgang Wolf?! From Julie: Ted Yoho?! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Anelisa Durham?! I see her parents tried to avoid “anal” in her name by not spelling it as Analisa, […]

Faryion Wardrip?! What a weird name – his brother is BRYCE!

May 6, 2017

Since I woke up at 6:15 AM, I had COFFEE TIME! Later, I had Laksa La Mian with straw mushrooms for a little variety as my dinner! From Youtube documentaries: Faryion Wardrip was a serial killer?! Makes me think of “fairy on”! What makes this REALLY weird is that his brother has a normal name: […]