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Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts?! / Stabbing a guy! / Enlarged Canucks icon 2!

November 7, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Chicago today at 5:30, and lost 5-2… the Blackhawks didn’t even need the TWO EMPTY-NET GOALS to defeat us! Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts?! There’s also one in Vermont. Satan’s Kingdom, Vermont?! From Janina: If you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done. Maybe stab a […]

Winnie the Pooh taking a poop at lunch and at work!

November 7, 2019

At least I texted Frances yesterday to wish her a happy early birthday! Auntie Bessy wants to meet up with me for breakfast tomorrow at 9 AM near Kam Do Bakery. Sure, I guess so. Winnie the Pooh on Reddit: Taking a poop on your lunch break vs. taking a poop after clocking in for […]

No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! / What’s Your Monster Movie?

October 31, 2019

From Julie: No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! Michael the Contractor, Small Fish Woman, Alive Toy, Garbage Troll, Hulking Maniac, Private School Child with Stick, Cheese Pervert, and Space Dog. From Gregg’s for Halloween 2013: What’s Your Monster Movie? Beware! The Disco Hairy Werewolves!

Once Brewed, Northumberland?! / Let that sink in! / Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING!

October 30, 2019

The Canucks played Los Angeles tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2. Brock Boeser had a hat trick! Once Brewed, Northumberland?! From Reddit: Let that sink in! From Vellum and Vinyl via Krista: Maygen Muir?! BAD SPELLING OF MEGAN! Everyone knows how it’s pronounced!

Manchester United MacGyver?! / Korinna McNeil, Matti Jeffreys, John Firstcharger

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! Manchester United MacGyver?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Korinna McNeil?! BAD SPELLING OF CARINA! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Matti Jeffreys?! Shouldn’t that be MATT Jeffreys?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: John Firstcharger?! Like Treble Charger?!

Intercourse, Pennsylvania?! / Garnier Whole Blends shampoos and conditioners!

August 11, 2019

I went out at 2:35 on a 401 to mail some random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag […]

Loacker wafers, Lee Kum Kee, chips galore, Mountain Rain x2, new password pain

July 24, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – August 22, 2018), NEW on-sale original I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, lots of on-sale Western Family items (chips x9 / pudding cups x3 / frozen vegetables / […]

A poop emoji A-line dress! / Crapstone, Devon, England?! / Poo Goo Unicorn Poo!

July 6, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji A-line dress! From the Daily Mail: Crapstone is in Devon, England?! From Julie: Poo Goo Unicorn Poo at CVS! Feels like liquid, plays like goo!

Happy Canada Day 2019! / Canada Day, cool Canada flag, glowing hearts!

July 1, 2019

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2019! 152 YEARS OLD! I went out at 2 on a 401 to get Rubbermaid Take-Along containers and on-sale pads x2 at London Drugs, getting home at 2:20 on a 407. Rubbermaid Flex and Seal containers – 1.5 gallons or 5.6 litres! Rubbermaid Take-Alongs containers – 3.7 litres! From Julie: Happy Canada […]

Electricity puns in comic form! / Hell and laptop sleeves! / Tiit Helimets?!

May 28, 2019

I showered today, and noticed that I can actually read the names and numbers on my Caller ID for the first time since my eye surgery on the 8th – NICE! From Nita: Sparky! Your mother and I are SHOCKED at your CURRENT behavior! Until you learn to CONDUCT yourself properly, you’re GROUNDED! From Julie: […]