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Larthan Delaponte, Marlee Youngkin, Marque Kalifa, Per Kristian Brastad

November 11, 2017

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 5-0, thanks to TWO empty-net goals and one penalty shot in the last two minutes of the game. Dammit, refs! I did laundry tonight, too. From Not Always Right: Larthan Delaponte?! Unfortunately, he’s a furry… From Not Always Right: Marlee Youngkin?! Sounds like something that […]

Glenn Close but no cigar! / Cop-outs are my favorite! / I AM ERROR in Karnak!

November 2, 2017

I showered today. Later, I also talked to John via Facebook messages since he’s coming here tomorrow. Maybe we can meet up once or twice! From Julie: Glenn Close! Glenn Close, but no cigar! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party finally makes it to Karnak after the worlds merge. They see this Castle Karnak soldier […]

What WEDDING CRASHERS Character Are You? / What’s Your Cat Name?

October 19, 2017

“You Are Claire” You are a bit of a cynic, but you have a good sense of humor – especially when it comes to observant and wry jokes. You suffer most from your own indecisiveness in life. It would serve you well to follow your heart more. You tell it like it is, sometimes to […]

CHRYSTAL! / Random convos! / Blowing people’s minds! / Lemonade from 1657?!

October 13, 2017

After COFFEE TIME at 4:45, I left at 6:30 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7-ish for a belated birthday dinner treat! I had her Want Want Snowy Crackers from Big Crazy, of course. I was standing around reading MAD MAGAZINE when Chrystal came up behind me. We summarily went to Original […]

Korean BBQ chips! / Beef stew for Thanksgiving?! / Ron Swanson! Swan Ronson!

October 9, 2017

I left at 1:55 on a 407 to make it to Jon and Harmony’s and the store prior to playing with Ayler and Hiero before Thanksgiving Dinner. Since I left so early, I went to Shoppers Drug Mart to see if they had sriracha sauce. They did, as well as on-sale Scaeros / Coffin Crisp […]

Keeper of the Esoteric Days! / Reese Witherspoon! Reese Without Her Spoon!

October 8, 2017

I added Alan Yu on Facebook today just for laughs, haha. CuyaDK made my day in Discord this afternoon when I discovered that I was dark red in his server for some reason. Someone said that I had a new role, so I had to look: “Keeper of the Esoteric Days”?! HAHAHA! That made my […]

Shadow and killing emotions, Smirnoff Ice as a drink for kids, soda pressing

October 5, 2017

I felt weird before I went to bed last night, so I went to the bathroom and discovered redrum: WHAT THE FUCK, BODY?! Good thing I discovered it BEFORE going to bed, otherwise I’d have had to break out the hydrogen peroxide! I told Classy, the r/hockey Discord server, and Jimmy about it too, poor […]

Are You A Maximizer? / What’s Your Very English Name? / Kanye West! Kanye East!

September 28, 2017

“You Are a Maximizer” When it comes to everything in life, you’re always looking for the best. And you don’t mind if it takes a while to find it. You look at every option before making a decision. You don’t like to be rushed, and you often regret your choices if you are. You’re the […]

You’re winner! / RESIDENT EVIL beef Raviolations! / GHOSTBUSTERS Conglaturation!

September 23, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #6 against the Kings today in BEIJING at 12:30 AM. Chris Tanev scored with two minutes left in the game; it went to overtime plus a shootout, and the Kings won 4-3. The crowd was really into it! From BIG RIGS: OVER THE ROAD RACING for Windows: You’re winner! “Capcom! […]

Autumn Lipstick personality! / Frosting flavor! / James Caan! James Can’t!

September 22, 2017

“Your Autumn Lipstick is Dusty Rose” You are wise and quietly smart. You often know more than most people, but you tend to keep that to yourself. You appreciate subtlety in everything. You think most people try too hard, and you always prefer nuance. You are naturally stylish, and you’ve got that effortlessly chic thing […]