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Kai Drawwater, Katrin Schirmir, Kristen Parlee, Keera Ann Fox, Keesha Turner

August 18, 2017

Jon sent me a Facebook message at 9:40 about possibly helping with the kids on Monday afternoon, and mentioned that he’d let Harmony arrange Wednesday with me. Sure, why not? That reminded me to call Barry AGAIN at 11:45 to see if I could change our appointment time since that’s also on Wednesday. This time, […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

Licking barbecued sausages! / Depleting Doma Castle of Water Crystal energy!

August 9, 2017

I discovered redrum today – UGH! When I went for a nap, I dreamed of finding ZOGLOG (among other things) in a word search book. What?! From Janina: A dog is barbecuing sausages. “You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They’re ALL licked.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Kefka is preparing […]

Bartz, Lenna, Faris, and Galuf at Bal Castle: Bad jokes will get you PUNished!

July 10, 2017

I went out to the Bay at 3:15 on a 407 for a new 3-pack of Jockey underwear in size 9 (last bought on November 15, 2016) since I needed some partly because of the other day. Thank goodness for extra money in my bank account! Then I went to London Drugs to get Tasty […]

Necrophilia, Tom Yum seafood soup, toothpaste, toothbrushes, Samjin pretzels

June 21, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. After I had COFFEE TIME / BLACK TEA TIME, Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought store brand potato and cheese perogies, on-sale Excel White gum x3, perogies, bananas, NEW on-sale Samjin pretzels x5 (Tomato Ketchup / Spicy […]

Nicknames are not bullshit / “It’s just a joke!” isn’t casual sexual harassment

June 15, 2017

“My name had two syllables and if you shorten it to one, then I will correct you” DEFINITELY makes you sound anal, Lutwidge-Dodgson! From Reddit on May 30, 2017: “It’s just a joke!” is NOT an implication of casual sexual harassment, Analfanatic!

You’d best be frozen! / Charles Srstka, Khasha Sky, Jacquelynne Bird, Ash Warden

June 10, 2017

Some flavor text in FINAL FANTASY VI: “You’d best be frozen!” as part of a Cold Dust attack. From Not Always Working: Charles Srstka?! His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! 😀 From Not Always Right: Khasha Sky?! Reminds me of Kashi cereal… From Not Always Right: Jacquelynne Bird?! That’s a very interesting […]

Gender-swapped ovary PUNS, getting the ovaries to do something, ovary-acting!

June 9, 2017

From Reddit on September 5, 2014: “Guys! I finally GREW A PAIR OF OVARIES and stood up for myself on the phone today!” You already HAVE a pair of ovaries, girl! I go on Reddit to laugh and shake my head, not to read “funny” gender-swapped comments! From Reddit on July 15, 2015: “My reaction […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Thomas BACON arrested in an assault about SAUSAGE! / Broccoli, mushroom, walnut

April 9, 2017

Ayler called me again at 12:50 to ask what time I’d be eating lunch and what time I’d be finished eating, so I told him that I’d be eating pasta at 1:30, but I’d have to make it first. Then Hiero said that he’d had a pink and white and red cupcake today: nice! Harmony […]