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Harley Burns and Autumn Burns?! So the autumn will burn on a motorcycle?!

February 2, 2020

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Carolina today at 11 AM, but lost 4-3 in overtime and the shootout. I found four packs of Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles that expired on Jan. 25, one pack of Mamee chicken noodles that expired on Jan. 29, and three packs of Mamee vegetarian noodles that expired on Jan. […]

Caril Ann Fugate?! / Niqui McCown?! / Coty Beaver and Gelareh Bagherzadeh?!

December 23, 2019

The Canucks played the Oilers tonight at 7, and s. Caril Ann Fugate?! BAD SPELLING OF CAROL! From Youtube: Niqui McCown?! BAD SPELLING OF NICKI OR NIKKI… how do you get that as a nickname for Marilyn, anyway? Oh, NICOLE is one of her middle names. She doesn’t even look black, but the dude with […]

Santa and lightsabers at Richmond Centre, playing with dogs, my snowman name

December 14, 2019

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7, and lost 4-2… San Jose had TWO empty-net goals?! Spotted on my local mall’s Facebook page for Christmas 2015: Some people were really hyped for STAR WARS, and got the Richmond Centre Santa and Mrs. Claus to join in with lightsabers! From Julie M., Whisper, and Introvert […]

Smart Chibuzo?! / Not perfect, but being Dutch! / PANIC 911: Kyle and Kylesha?!

December 7, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Buffalo today at 1 in a see-saw game which went to overtime, and won 6-5! Smart Chibuzo?! A friend of a Facebook friend posted this on her wall, and I thought it would be great for Kitty, Cecilia, and Teunis! “I’m not perfect, but I am Dutch, and that’s kind […]

No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! / What’s Your Monster Movie?

October 31, 2019

From Julie: No-Name Halloween 2019 tagging! Michael the Contractor, Small Fish Woman, Alive Toy, Garbage Troll, Hulking Maniac, Private School Child with Stick, Cheese Pervert, and Space Dog. From Gregg’s for Halloween 2013: What’s Your Monster Movie? Beware! The Disco Hairy Werewolves!

Beaver Lick, Kentucky?! / Victoria’s Seafood and vaginas! / Ryan Dresser?!

October 27, 2019

It’s a licking theme or coincidence today! O’Tasty pork / vegetable / black mushroom dumplings, JOY lamb and onion dumplings, sriracha sauce, Allen’s Malt Vinegar, and Western Family soy sauce! Beaver Lick, Kentucky? From Julie M. and Short Bus Window Lickers 3: Stop spraying perfume on your vagina – take a shower! Out here smelling […]

Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

A blue moon goodnight dragon, girl with a red dragon, enslaving dragons caution

April 7, 2019

Corbin Cone added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks Fans – that’s fine for now. From Julie: A blue moon dragon! Goodnight, world! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A movie girl with a red dragon! From Dragons: CAUTION: FLAMMABLE! Attempting to enslave dragons may result in severe burns!

It’s pronounced ZED. Not ZEE. Zed. I AM CANADIAN! / THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SUICIDE?

March 27, 2019

From Julie M. and Only in Canada: It’s pronounced ZED. Not ZEE. Zed. I am Canadian. 7/01/13! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SUICIDE?!

Casey Massacre?! / LaQuanta Nachelle Riley?!

October 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Tampa Bay today at 4:30, and won 4-1 with TWO empty-net goals! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Casey Massacre?! What a last name! From Youtube: LaQuanta Nachelle Riley?! Reminds me of Qantas Airways, nachos, and TEENAGE WASTELAND by the Who!