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Tajuana’s daughters formed a gang?! / Atreus, Rhihanan, Pye, and Denyse Tontz?!

April 28, 2019

A couple days ago, Alice said she’d send me DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE (Nick Caruso, Dani Rabaiotti) in the mail for free. I was expecting it to arrive on May 2, but I was surprised when I got a “missed call” today because the phone beeped at me at […]

A blue moon goodnight dragon, girl with a red dragon, enslaving dragons caution

April 7, 2019

Corbin Cone added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks Fans – that’s fine for now. From Julie: A blue moon dragon! Goodnight, world! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A movie girl with a red dragon! From Dragons: CAUTION: FLAMMABLE! Attempting to enslave dragons may result in severe burns!

It’s pronounced ZED. Not ZEE. Zed. I AM CANADIAN! / THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SUICIDE?

March 27, 2019

From Julie M. and Only in Canada: It’s pronounced ZED. Not ZEE. Zed. I am Canadian. 7/01/13! From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF SUICIDE?!

Casey Massacre?! / LaQuanta Nachelle Riley?!

October 11, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Tampa Bay today at 4:30, and won 4-1 with TWO empty-net goals! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Casey Massacre?! What a last name! From Youtube: LaQuanta Nachelle Riley?! Reminds me of Qantas Airways, nachos, and TEENAGE WASTELAND by the Who!

Dark chocolate barkTHINS! / CLERALY?! CNN AND BAD SPELLING!

August 30, 2018

Vanessa did the considerate thing yesterday and said that she and baby Cassidy couldn’t make it to my Felico’s birthday plans because of her ferry times from vacation. Of course I understood, and she can take me out for lunch sometime when she figures out some other stuff. Elizabeth can’t make it, either, which is […]

Going to Wo’s for Dad’s 69th birthday! / More expired food to throw away!

July 22, 2018

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I left just before 4:30 to make it to Wo’s: A family dinner for Dad’s 69th birthday! Of course I was the first one there! (and I saw Mr. Creep on the bus AGAIN…) Harmony set a new record in convincing the Wo’s owner to turn off the TV, which was […]

An At-At / Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! / Rex Savory?! / Theric?!

May 4, 2018

From Classy’s Discord server: An At-At saying “Pew Pew! Guess what day it is?” STAR WARS DAY! From Reddit and r/namenerds: Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! Crystal M, Leaf (male…), Cypress (female), Malikite, Ocala (male), Aloha (male… passed away, it looks like 😦 ), Ginger, Ethan, Rain (male), Lotus, Gandhi, Mountain, Maliah True, Deva […]

Penny funeral, Hockey Valentine’s Day card, smores Valentine’s Day card

February 3, 2018

From Z 95.3: The Canadian penny was phased out five years ago today in 2013! Here’s a penny funeral wreath! Hockey Valentine’s Day! From Reddit: A Smores-themed Valentine’s Day card! “I like you a little sm♥re every day.”

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Fanny Määgnet?! / Walter White arrested for dealing meth?! / Råån Cid Púbes?!

December 16, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 10:30 PM, but I was busy with stuff online, so didn’t notice until I checked my Caller ID at 11. Then he called me back at 11:30, and we talked about his coming over tomorrow for the NHL 100th Anniversary Winter Classic (I’ll believe it when I see it), Nathan […]