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An At-At / Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! / Rex Savory?! / Theric?!

May 4, 2018

From Classy’s Discord server: An At-At saying “Pew Pew! Guess what day it is?” STAR WARS DAY! From Reddit and r/namenerds: Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! Crystal M, Leaf (male…), Cypress (female), Malikite, Ocala (male), Aloha (male… |passed away, it looks like 😦 ), Ginger, Ethan, Rain (male), Lotus, Gandhi, Mountain, Maliah True, Deva […]

Penny funeral, Hockey Valentine’s Day card, smores Valentine’s Day card

February 3, 2018

From Z 95.3: The Canadian penny was phased out five years ago today in 2013! Here’s a penny funeral wreath! Hockey Valentine’s Day! From Reddit: A Smores-themed Valentine’s Day card! “I like you a little sm♥re every day.”

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Fanny Määgnet?! / Walter White arrested for dealing meth?! / Råån Cid Púbes?!

December 16, 2017

Eric Ho called me at 10:30 PM, but I was busy with stuff online, so didn’t notice until I checked my Caller ID at 11. Then he called me back at 11:30, and we talked about his coming over tomorrow for the NHL 100th Anniversary Winter Classic (I’ll believe it when I see it), Nathan […]

Black Friday death count, Meghan Bender, Michael Staake, Maeve Hightower

November 25, 2017

WHAT THE FUCK?! I DISCOVERED REDRUM AGAIN! Jesus Christ… From Julie: Black Friday death count as of 2013! Four deaths and 75 injuries! From Not Always Right: Meghan Bender?! From Not Always Right: Michael Staake?! Is that like burning someone at the stake? Yum, steak! From Not Always Right: Maeve Hightower?! That’s a cool last […]

Rugged Talk Like A Pirate Day tampons! / Larketa Collier?! / Ultros octopus ink!

September 19, 2017

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! From Reddit: Blackbeard Brand Rugged Tampons! No scents! No pastels! No scurvy! “Fer pluggin’ the bloody hole afore th’ sharks smell ye!” Comfortable plastic applicator won’t keelhaul yer nethers! Larketa Collier?! Ultros the OCTOPUS attacking Edgar, Sabin, Terra, and Banon with INK on the Lethe River in FINAL […]

Zakiya, Savieon, JaQuan, Centil, Shawnika, Tarnesha, Shamell, Romeikie, Candra

August 16, 2017

UGH! I just had to kill at least one more insect crawling on my computer desk! Zakiya / Tarwaskia / Andre’ / Savieon / JaQuan / Dana’ / Centil / Shawnika / Tarnesha / LaTonya / Romeikie / Shamell / Candra?! Ah, ghetto names…

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Christine Michael, wasting time with online quizzes, Rimuldar wedding rings

February 2, 2017

The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 3-1. At least Philip Larsen got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit and ESPN: The Seattle Seahawks have a black male player named CHRISTINE MICHAEL?! From Julie S. and Cat Shit: A cat with the words “When you have a lot to do, but you’re […]

My Galloglass dragon looks like Norman Reedus?! / Fanny Chmelar the skiier?!

January 31, 2017

According to Meaww’s “Who’s your lookalike?” quiz, my Galloglass dragon looks like a smoking Norman Reedus. Weird! Julie S. found that out on July 11. From Reddit: Fanny Chmelar?! (fanny smeller)