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Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

Mad black dragon, toilet paper, liquid laundry detergent, playing, Fraser

March 2, 2017

Thank goodness I “made” Mom and Dad wait this morning (going out at 8:50) because at least I know they weren’t late like LAST TIME! We went to #9, where I had satay beef and macaroni with hot milk tea. I got to sit next to Fraser’s high chair, where he babbled at me and […]

A newt Photoshopped into a dragon, hydrogen peroxide, Fraser sitting and waiting

November 14, 2016

I sent a Facebook message to Nicole yesterday to see whether she was still okay with the idea of my visiting her, Lucas, and Fraser in the next couple of days even if redrum is still going on for me. Her cousin Candice went back to work already by now, so that’s good. She was […]

You Are Not Special?! / Sleep Unit 4x3PC in Jimo / Latest Earth invasion plans

October 25, 2016

Nicole S. saw a library book with the title YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AND OTHER ENCOURAGEMENTS. What?! While checking out what Jimo has to offer at the Denver cafĂ©, Jon Otis and Joe Scharfenberg come across its hotel. Sleep Unit 4x3PC says that Earth money is accepted… After Jon Otis and Joe Scharfenberg stay overnight […]

Colon-O’Brien, Abad-Sweat, Boney-Stubbs, and other bad hyphenated names!

May 23, 2016

Colon-O’Brien! Abad-Sweat! Boney-Stubbs! Eaton-Burger! Geddings-DeFreez! Gomez-Peed! Hickey-Marks! Love-Gobble! Pennypacker-Swartzendruber! Rumph-Byrnes! (rump burns) Santagata-Biggerstaff?! Sears-Brand! Self-Lovin! Wilbee-Deman! Beach-Boies!

Squid jerky! / Dinosaurs! / Richmond Night Market! / Raw strawberry shortcake!

May 15, 2016

I left for Steph and Lisa’s at 1, and finally threw away Mike’s Ralph Lauren shirt. Then a little black girl asked me about my neck scars (her mom did apologize for her); I only had to wait for Steph for a few minutes by the Tim Horton’s. Lisa’s cousin Heather cancelled on them, but […]

Grilled sexual harassment, loving people I can’t stand, musical notation clock

May 14, 2016

I tried calling Harmony at 8 to say I wouldn’t be able to make it, but no go. She called me later to see whether I was coming or not, so I said I didn’t want to take the risk of getting sick! Then I called Steph to say I’d cancelled on Harmony; Shaun and […]

The Super Bowl! / No beer for dogs or toddlers! / Perogies and Molson Canadian!

February 8, 2016

I left at 2:05 this afternoon to make absolutely sure that I’d catch the 2:28 301 at Brighouse as Steph had suggested yesterday. When I got to the Tim Horton’s, she was nowhere to be found, so I just waited. She came within ten minutes, and said that I was early! We went into the […]

No New Year’s Resolutions from me / Vegetarian ham / Claus and a homemade knife

January 1, 2016

Don’t expect any New Year’s Resolutions from me. I plan on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, foul-mouthed delight that you’ve all come to know and love! Vegetarian ham in chicken flavor?! Lucas at Hinawa’s funeral, on Claus: “N-n-n-no! He didn’t take Dad’s homemade knife and go into the mountains to kill the Drago!”

Mandy and shortbread! / Morning Wang, Mary Semen, Nicole Mangina, Anita Hoare

December 26, 2015

Mandy replied to my Christmas email, so YAY for that! I went out at 4 to look around at London Drugs, then went to Shoppers Drug Mart, where I bought 24 shortbread cookies (half for tomorrow) / a Hungry Man turkey microwaveable meal in case we don’t have turkey tomorrow / a NEW Cadbury Marvellous […]