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Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?! Advertisements

Creepy Easter Bunny 19! / Mariquett?! / Soylent Original 100% People Juice!

March 8, 2018

It’s International Women’s Day today! After COFFEE TIME, I left for Jon’s at 2:30 in the rainy weather, stopping off at Kam Do Bakery for a BBQ pork bun; I also bought three Bath Retreat shower poufs at Shoppers, but one was actually pink in my bathroom lighting (it looked orange in the harsh lighting […]

Shannon Necole Walker, Jill Joiner, Danyele Thompson, Mandy Sprinklemist McNalis

September 28, 2017

The Canucks had Pre-Season Game #7 against the Flames tonight at 7, and won 3-1! From Not Always Right: Shannon Necole Walker?! That’s not how you spell NICOLE! From Not Always Right: Jill Joiner?! I wanna join, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Danyele Thompson?! That isn’t how you spell DANIELLE! Did her parents yell at […]

Mirissa Sorensen, Mooshki Mitchell, Naoma Howard, Nicole Barbee, Phoenix Gray

September 10, 2017

From Not Always Working: Mirissa Sorensen?! Her parents should have known that MARISSA is always spelled with an A! From Not Always Right: Mooshki Mitchell?! Reminds me of a cow… MOO! From Not Always Working: Naoma Howard?! Shouldn’t that be NAOMI?! From Not Always Working: Nicole Barbee?! This is notable only because it reminds me […]

Nacole, greybeards and Jenyfer in the Troia pub, wanting guys with no chest hair

August 28, 2017

After three years, I finally added Witwur Bob Robinson as a Facebook friend, and he added me back, so that’s a good thing! But Willem unfriended me, which I guess is fine. From Julie: NACOLE?! That should be spelled NICOLE! Geez, and I thought Nichole was bad enough… this just makes me think of nachos […]

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

Mad black dragon, toilet paper, liquid laundry detergent, playing, Fraser

March 2, 2017

Thank goodness I “made” Mom and Dad wait this morning (going out at 8:50) because at least I know they weren’t late like LAST TIME! We went to #9, where I had satay beef and macaroni with hot milk tea. I got to sit next to Fraser’s high chair, where he babbled at me and […]

A newt Photoshopped into a dragon, hydrogen peroxide, Fraser sitting and waiting

November 14, 2016

I sent a Facebook message to Nicole yesterday to see whether she was still okay with the idea of my visiting her, Lucas, and Fraser in the next couple of days even if redrum is still going on for me. Her cousin Candice went back to work already by now, so that’s good. She was […]

You Are Not Special?! / Sleep Unit 4x3PC in Jimo / Latest Earth invasion plans

October 25, 2016

Nicole S. saw a library book with the title YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL AND OTHER ENCOURAGEMENTS. What?! While checking out what Jimo has to offer at the Denver cafĂ©, Jon Otis and Joe Scharfenberg come across its hotel. Sleep Unit 4x3PC says that Earth money is accepted… After Jon Otis and Joe Scharfenberg stay overnight […]

Colon-O’Brien, Abad-Sweat, Boney-Stubbs, and other bad hyphenated names!

May 23, 2016

Colon-O’Brien! Abad-Sweat! Boney-Stubbs! Eaton-Burger! Geddings-DeFreez! Gomez-Peed! Hickey-Marks! Love-Gobble! Pennypacker-Swartzendruber! Rumph-Byrnes! (rump burns) Santagata-Biggerstaff?! Sears-Brand! Self-Lovin! Wilbee-Deman! Beach-Boies!