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Myia, Quammy, Ranee, Shai, Jarmar, Sanchetz, Mellisa, and Brandishea Moses?!

November 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From Julie: Myia?! From Julie: QUAMMY is Myia’s best friend?! From Julie: Ranee?! From Julie: Shai?! From Julie: Jarmar?! From Julie: Sanchetz?! From Julie: Mellisa?! BAD SPELLING OF MELISSA! From Julie: Brandishea Moses?! I had to put this one through MS Paint because of the white-on-white text and background!

Hell, Michigan?! / Burger King, Rambo, and Facebook are banned in Mexico?!

October 19, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Do not join the r/Canucks Discord server! The mods and admins are all rude immature teenagers who think that I, a grown woman, am “disrespecting them” by posting a VERY sanitized rant about people who “need” Reddit reminders about the two 10 AM games this weekend. Just set an alarm, dude… no need […]

Hell, Norway?! / Shan’ann Watts?! / Ellishia Allen?! SO MUCH BAD SPELLING!

October 18, 2019

Hell, Norway?! From Reddit: Shan’ann Watts?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON and apostrophe abuse! From FEMALE KILLERS and Youtube: Ellishia Allen?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

Halloween! / Mi’Angel, Tremaine, Marquis, Braxton, Tywrell, Sholonda, and Sire?!

October 6, 2019

I discovered REDRUM today – UGH! From I Love Halloween: Keep Calm and Wait For Halloween! From Julie: Mi’Angel?! I think ANGEL would do the job just fine. Nobody wants to know that she’s “my angel”… From Julie: Tremaine?! From Julie: Marquis?! Your kid isn’t minor royalty! From Julie: Braxton?! From Julie: Tywrell?! From Julie: […]

Ribs, blueberries, memory, rules, stormtroopers / Betty Gray and Reeda Roundy?!

August 6, 2019

I discovered REDRUM this morning, but still took a shower to help me feel better. After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET PLUMBING PROBLEM: IT WOULDN’T FLUSH PROPERLY! I left a note with Hester to cover my ass AND called her about it, but then I had to leave immediately since I had no time […]

Mustafa Tuna is a professor?! / Slater Koekkoek?! / Sneezing on my period!

July 20, 2019

Mom sent us an email where she referred to Beckett as “Blackett” – WTF? Apparently, Uncle Timothy (Calla and Acer’s dad) is dead now too, if the mention of a memorial service is any indication! All the rest of it, I don’t care about. Mustafa Tuna?! Slater Koekkoek?! His last name is pronounced CUCKOO?! From […]

YES! / Tralisa, Lontay, Baylin, Dajour, Davante, Jamey, Aleisha, and Jasmyn?!

July 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From my ex-friend Jimmy: YES! WWE GIF! From Julie: Tralisa?! From Julie: Lontay?! From Julie: Dajour?! Reminds us both of the Soup Du Jour! From Julie: Baylin?! That reminds her of a bailiff, and reminds me of a bay leaf… From Julie: Davante?! From Julie: Jamey?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

Ladarius Hardy, Camia, Donnell, Damariea, Undra Sr., Undra Jr., and Iesha?!

June 4, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! I still decided to go out to Champs since I was looking for cargo shorts, thanks to Hidden One in RedWeird’s Discord server. The Champs Sports website I was looking for was American, but as soon as I heard that it was still Buy 1 Get 1 at Richmond […]

Margarine, sponges, steel wool / VAGINA and DISCHARGE the noun ARE NOT VERBS!

June 3, 2019

I managed to focus, and finished a few sub-projects recently! Left at 5:10 on a 401 (just managing to get the bus) to get some Meadowvale margarine / London Naturals foam scour sponges x4 / store brand steel wool (Spiral Scours) from London Drugs, and came home at 5:40 on a 407. BUS EFFICIENCY! London […]

Electricity puns in comic form! / Hell and laptop sleeves! / Tiit Helimets?!

May 28, 2019

I showered today, and noticed that I can actually read the names and numbers on my Caller ID for the first time since my eye surgery on the 8th – NICE! From Nita: Sparky! Your mother and I are SHOCKED at your CURRENT behavior! Until you learn to CONDUCT yourself properly, you’re GROUNDED! From Julie: […]