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Archive for the ‘redrum’ Category

Candida Seasock?! / Caliyah and Jewel?! / If you are shocked by anything I say?!

June 13, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Candida Seasock?! From Julie: Caliyah?! From Julie: Jewel?! From Sheryll and Rebel Circus: If you are SHOCKED by anything I say… then you obviously haven’t been paying attention to who I am! Advertisements

Covadonga del Busto Naval?! / Lakadrian is a girl?! / Zaevion?! / Asia?!

May 28, 2018

Barry came by at 10:50 and removed one more dead mouse (on a glue trap) under the couch, and set up one more snap trap. Covadonga del Busto Naval?! From Julie: Lakadrian is a girl?! From Julie: Zaevion?! From Julie: Salvatore is fine, but ASIA?!

Dr. Dimple Royalty?! / King?! / Toya?! / Jhourney-Blessings?! / Qiana?!

May 2, 2018

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Jon asked if I could come tomorrow, but I said no because I’m not feeling well. Aspirin would be a pain to keep track of in front of the kids, and what if I wanted to sleep or rage hardcore? Yeah, not happening this time! I do say yes […]

Don’t assume I’m angry because I’m on my period! / Raccoon! / Scumbag Uterus!

March 14, 2018

I discovered redrum today – ugh! Then I snapped at Jimmy, but that was after I told him about my discovery. He sent me a Happy Pi Day gif which actually made me smile, laugh, and cackle for about two minutes, which he later said was his intention. I appreciated it, for sure! Happy Pi […]

Cyanide and Happiness menstrual cycle / Wednesdays are bad, Gegar! BROKEN PASTA!

February 21, 2018

I went to London Drugs on a 401 (just managing to get the bus in the intermittent snowflakes) at 11:55 so I could get one more two-pack of Designer Workshop pillowcases since the half-price sale ends today. I got THE WRONG SIZE – I DON’T NEED KING SIZE! Also got a NEW steak and mushroom […]

Lindsay Lohand! Lindsay Hihand! / Butch Otter?! / Walking in the woods!

December 27, 2017

I discovered redrum symptoms today – UGH! Mom wanted to drop by this afternoon with the locking containers, toilet paper, and Kleenex that she’d forgotten, so I said she could do so just to get it out of the way. She dropped by about an hour earlier than I was expecting, at 12:35 or so. […]

Birth control and Advent calendars, Katherine Handcock, Ace Gayheart, Rae Gnomie

December 19, 2017

I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can’t help but snicker every […]

Black Friday death count, Meghan Bender, Michael Staake, Maeve Hightower

November 25, 2017

WHAT THE FUCK?! I DISCOVERED REDRUM AGAIN! Jesus Christ… From Julie: Black Friday death count as of 2013! Four deaths and 75 injuries! From Not Always Right: Meghan Bender?! From Not Always Right: Michael Staake?! Is that like burning someone at the stake? Yum, steak! From Not Always Right: Maeve Hightower?! That’s a cool last […]

The joys of birth control, Crimson Rose Alexander, Tatal Nagtatago, Mir Landzaat

November 18, 2017

COFFEE TIME! From Whisper: The joys of birth control… no period! One month… two months… three months… four months… surprise, bitch! I’m back! From Not Always Right: Crimson Rose Alexander?! DRAGON! But… she’s a furry, so that’s a dealbreaker! From Not Always Right: Tatal Nagtatago?! From Not Always Right: Mir Landzaat is a girl?!

I want Venus the singer’s autograph on an eraser, toilet paper, or banana peels!

November 9, 2017

I left at 2:30 in warmer rainy weather for my appointment with Dr. Ruby, just managing to get the 403 from Brighouse. Yeah, I know the Minoral generic is strong, but it isn’t helpful if blood breaks out anyway! After getting yet another new prescription, I went to Big Crazy for a $5 bag of […]