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Being a tomboy girly girl, fries and rotten children, Shameka Wilson, cunt moon

July 12, 2017

I discovered redrum today… ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn’t impressed when Hester called […]

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Hot Pocket full of shells, editors hearing punctuation, coming out in pajamas

May 17, 2017

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! From Discord: Hot Pocket full of shells! This one genuinely made me laugh! From GIRLS WITH SLINGSHOTS: “I’m an editor. I can HEAR punctuation!” From George Takei: When someone asks you to come out, but you’re already in pajamas… “It’s a NO from me.” Simon Cowell has it […]

Lotion in the basket / Jackie Dragon! / Norfolk mace! / Saturn hurricane Giygas

April 5, 2017

I discovered redrum today. From Engrish.com and TheZombieRiot.com: A candy conversation heart saying, “Now it places the lotion in the basket”! From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES with Dennis Farina: Jackie Dragon! From Discord: A Norfolk mace! From Reddit: This hurricane over Saturn looks like Giygas.

Uterus refreshing itself, period blood on hands, MOTHER 3 translation gibberish

March 31, 2017

I called the pharmacy next door to see if I could refill my prescription. Sure, if there isn’t a problem. Then I called Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, Emily and Mike are moving, so April is a pretty busy month. I made a note to […]

Period expectations vs. reality / Awesome sisters / Jakita / I’m a woman!

February 22, 2017

I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. My hydro bill is below $68 for the first time since December 2014 – WOO! Speaking of Shaw, they had a brief outage today, so I read my RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT book instead. From Reddit: Period expectations vs. period reality! A lovely pad vs. […]

Bow wow ruff ruff bark! / Boiled eggs into raw eggs / Mr. Fork and Mr. Bowl

February 8, 2017

I discovered redrum today. In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness and Jeff go into the Dusty Dunes Desert monkey hole to do a trade quest to get a bunch of stuff and learn the Teleport spell. They can’t give this monkey a Fresh Egg. “Bow wow ruff ruff bark! (Fine, I’ll just be a weird monkey.)” […]

This Can of Whoopass isn’t a Wad of Cash! / Soylent Green is made of people!

January 4, 2017

I discovered redrum today, then called Hester about mousetraps, getting her husband Ni on the phone. That’s fine, and so is his dropping off a glue mousetrap later on. Then I found out that Nina M. had unfriended or blocked me from Facebook – WTF?! In JONBOUND, Joe Scharfenberg has joined Jon Otis / Sarah […]

Asam Pedas hot and sour noodles, Stewarts Fountain pop, Tom joining Mr. Tenda

November 25, 2016

I had coffee and took aspirin before leaving at 1:10 (just missing the 401) to kill time at Shoppers Drug Mart. I bought an on-sale $1 can of mixed beans (where the deal expires TODAY) and Blue Menu store brand All-Bran at $4.50, saving $1.50 over London Drugs and $3.50 over Price Smart! Someone called […]

Smack That Booty Day! / No butt singing on a sign! / Nobody poops but you!

November 15, 2016

When I got up, I decided to get a pack of black underwear from the Bay at 11:45 on a 401. Unlike the last time I was there on July 1, the elevator was actually working this time! I had to get the on-sale Jockey underwear in size 10 rather than size 9 because there […]