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Archive for the ‘redrum’ Category

Moscow and Drinker, Pennsylvania?! / Jacoba, Rendy, and Karah Albers?! WHAT?!

March 20, 2020

I discovered redrum AGAIN this morning – I THOUGHT I TOOK CARE OF THIS TWO WEEKS AGO! Good thing I didn’t bleed onto the bed! Called Shoppers to see if they had a toilet paper shipment, and left right after I got a YES answer at 9:10 on a 401. I remembered the brand new […]

Kenyadda Patterson?! / Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! / Dr. JONICE Webb?!

March 12, 2020

The NHL also suspended their season this morning because of the coronavirus. From Youtube: Kenyadda Marie Patterson?! The nickname is KEN, which is a GUY name, and Yada yada yada?! From Julie M. and the Daily Mail: Busy Philipps named her kids Birdie and Cricket?! From Reddit and r/raisedbynarcissists: Dr. JONICE Webb?! BAD SPELLING OF […]

NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I DO! / Chicken and Broccoli pasta!

March 5, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: NO TRESPASSING! Guns don’t kill people! I kill people! Knorr Chicken and Broccoli pasta Sidekicks!

Vagina-having children?! WHAT THE HECK?! / Knorr Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks!

February 28, 2020

Since Chinese Eric confirmed that he is coming over tomorrow, I went to Shoppers at 5:15 on a 401 and bought President’s Choice Smokey Bacon and Chive quiches, Reser’s Main St. Bistro signature mashed potatoes, and President’s Choice meat lasagna. $26 every few months isn’t that bad, and I already have chips galore here! Got […]

Starlight, Pennsylvania?! / Nichalse Laizure is Nicholas?! / Titiera Tucker?!

February 10, 2020

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Had to shower! Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map at a Pennsylvania visitor centre: Starlight?! Makes me think of the Starlight casino around here! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Nichalse Laizure?! Apparently, that is how you spell Nicholas… WTF? HORRIBLE SPELLING! It ALMOST reminds me […]

Busy Philipps, Birdie, and Cricket?! What?! / Dr. JONICE Webb? Yum, jaundice!

January 24, 2020

at 3:30 AM (FUCK YOU – PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!), I got up at 6:30 AM and ate my sushi. To my surprise, Chrystal of all the people had texted me last night to say she can’t make it to dinner tonight because she has to go out and eat Chinese New Year dinner […]

SNOW! / Caitlan Coleman? / Saturnbucks Coffee / Mr. Saturn: I have no something!

January 15, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! It’s -7 and feels like -14! Fresh snow dump from last night at 10 PM: The snow looked like ice spears! Snow aftermath as of this morning: My best attempt at OH GOD, MORE SNOW! before I froze to death outside. I was only outside for five minutes… […]

Ram In The Bush Christian Center? Herpes Pizza? / Clete Landis? / Lesli Hubbard?

December 15, 2019

I discovered a certain copper smell and then surprise redrum, which I was trying to AVOID! UGH! RIGHT BEFORE MY TRIP! Trying a hydrogen peroxide, salt, and dish soap remedy now… From Julie and Anorak UK: Ram In The Bush Christian Center?! Herpes Pizza?! From Julie: Clete Landis?! Like tennis cleats? They also need to […]

Myia, Quammy, Ranee, Shai, Jarmar, Sanchetz, Mellisa, and Brandishea Moses?!

November 5, 2019

I discovered redrum today – UGH! From Julie: Myia?! From Julie: QUAMMY is Myia’s best friend?! From Julie: Ranee?! From Julie: Shai?! From Julie: Jarmar?! From Julie: Sanchetz?! From Julie: Mellisa?! BAD SPELLING OF MELISSA! From Julie: Brandishea Moses?! I had to put this one through MS Paint because of the white-on-white text and background!

Hell, Michigan?! / Burger King, Rambo, and Facebook are banned in Mexico?!

October 19, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Do not join the r/Canucks Discord server! The mods and admins are all rude immature teenagers who think that I, a grown woman, am “disrespecting them” by posting a VERY sanitized rant about people who “need” Reddit reminders about the two 10 AM games this weekend. Just set an alarm, dude… no need […]