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Doritos Dinamita! / Stupid people making you squint… / Vegemite beef jerky?!

April 26, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:30 for my 1 PM appointment at the Burrard eye clinic. Damn construction and detours! I got there at 12:40 no thanks to a crowded 6 Davie bus with one stroller / two walkers / old people, but STILL had to wait an hour to be seen for […]

Eyeball ultrasound follow-up! / Obama and Putin needing Dr. Phil?!

October 19, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:15 so we could finally go to Dr. Wise’s office downtown for my eyeball ultrasound follow-up: MORE PAPERWORK AND APPOINTMENTS! We discussed my nephews, therapy, serial killers using white vans, Ted Bundy, the Green River Killer, Paul Bernardo, BTK, and more. When I got home at 12:25 […]

KHYRSTEN Eve Mulé?! / Leigha, Cepheon, Ja’Niyah, Donetta, and Bethanie?!

October 16, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I left at 2 on a 414 to see Rachel at the Caring Place (talking a lot about Jimmy blocking me again last Wednesday / control / abuse / going away for no reason), then rushed home after that, just managing to get the 406, and getting home at 3:50 on a 407. […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 9! / Nana Foulland and Silling Man?! These names!

August 7, 2018

I’m at the library right now to test something (which ended up not working), and I just saw Mr. Creep AGAIN! Bad and Unique Baby Names 9! From Julie: Nana Foulland?! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Silling Man?!

STAR WARS Use The Force toilet decal – funny! / DOES IT FART? Animal flatulence!

April 14, 2018

From Julie M. and Wish: STAR WARS “Use The Force” toilet decal – funny! From Gizmodo and the r/hockey Discord server: DOES IT FART?: THE DEFINITIVE FIELD GUIDE TO ANIMAL FLATULENCE! Finally, there’s a book about which animals fart!

Attempts to sleep, finding God underwater, our current stats, Ass Glob Ring

November 5, 2017

I went out at 4 on a 407 to the Bay, but all their garbage cans were very expensive. It was off across the street to London Drugs: a big reusable bag, a replacement Sterilite garbage can, on-sale Moritz Icy Squares, on-sale Lindt Peppermint Cookie chocolate truffles, and Waterbridge Connoisseur brandy beans! Got home at […]

KOVOT poop mug! / Amanda Tootle?! / Dayanara Ryelle?! / Reality Winner?!

August 23, 2017

Julie S. found this ceramic KOVOT poop mug on Amazon! 😀 From Not Always Right: Amanda Tootle?! Makes me think of farting! From Not Always Right: Dayanara Ryelle?! I like the assonance of her name, so this is actually a cool one! From Reddit in June 2017: Reality Winner?!

Nicolas Cage birthday wishes x2, Cyan Garamonde as a Paladin, Amanda Panda Budd

August 7, 2017

I’m going to take a shower soon – I feel really dirty for some reason! Nicolas Cage: Today is your birthday! Have a Nicolas Cage birthday party! After the Doma Castle dungeon in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Cyan’s darkness in his soul has been erased. His sprite is now Cecil Harvey as a […]

Killing endangered dragon species and red-shirted ensigns / Flossing in Magicant

September 28, 2016

I discovered that the Penguins fan Matt Henry had unfriended and blocked me – weird, but whatever. I didn’t interact much with him lately, anyway. Same thing goes for Amanda Lee of VCEFC! From Julie: We need to put a stop to this! This unidentified man is at it again. This time, he’s killed another […]

Only having one cookie, a huge Oreo being one cookie, one glass of alcohol a day

June 28, 2016

From Laura: Why have only one cookie when you can have seven in one? Diets: You said I can have one cookie. This is one cookie, so piss off. The doctor said I could have “only one glass of alcohol a day” – I can live with that.