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KINDERGARTEN COP 2018 / Smokey Mountain Spaghetti Meatballs / HOT SAUCES!

March 25, 2020

After I showered, I went out at 1:25 on a 407 with my Asian old lady shopping cart to do some banking and go grocery shopping. The sidewalk is closed by Brighouse Station because of the loop construction, and Shoppers and Price Smart both have lineups to get inside in the name of social distancing […]

2014 White Spot blackened cod risotto! / Knorr Creamy Bacon Carbonara Sidekicks!

March 11, 2020

Paulo has finally decided on a venue for his belated birthday celebration with the REAL Superfriends on Saturday: Brassneck Brewery at 2148 Main Street, a few blocks down from the nail place. At least it’s reasonably transit-accessible! He said last night when I texted him, “it’s a while – oh shit, hang on, hahaha,” but […]

Leaving V4F, Mom’s stupidity, spicy Samyang dumplings, furry Shirakiku squid

January 23, 2020

I finally left that V4F Discord server run by cliquey millennials with double standards for the original members vs. people who joined later, because the “mod” SJ and a person with “just his opinions on your food photos and presentation” (KPOP) HAVE PISSED OFF THE WRONG PERSON! I am the FIRE DRAGON! “Vancouver for friends,” […]

Skeleton spinny chair, screaming NO at a computer, De’ColdestToEvaDoIt Crawford?

January 22, 2020

I showered and did laundry today after I fell down outside on the wet grass – damn dirty pants! Keep calm and use more hot sauce! Perfect for National Hot Sauce Day today on January 22! The food is great, but it’s missing a certain vital feature… sriracha rooster chili hot sauce! Perfect for National […]

Loacker wafers, Lee Kum Kee, chips galore, Mountain Rain x2, new password pain

July 24, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got dryer sheets (Mountain Rain 120 – August 22, 2018), NEW on-sale original I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter, lots of on-sale Western Family items (chips x9 / pudding cups x3 / frozen vegetables / […]

McIlhenny Original Brand Tabasco Sauce x5 / Pregnant women like Kinder surprise

July 13, 2019

It’s National French Fry Day today! A troll named Elizabeth Kuchta from the True Crime group just tried adding me after leaving stupid comments on my posts filled with hearts and failure logic. Her request is now “bilge water” and I’ve blocked her. I WIN! Enlarged! Jack McIlhenny’s original brand tabasco sauce: It’s Like Love: […]

Kwong Chow! / Red Rose tea / Habanero sauce! / Wednesday?! / Kermit Sprinkles?!

July 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out at 4:10 on a 407 for a Kwong Chow dinner. Since I was out anyway, I bought three pairs of London Naturals foam scour sponges, a Snapple half and half iced tea / lemonade for aspirin purposes, and a bag of 20 KitKat chocolate mini-bars for National […]

Frank’s Red Hot and MORE Campbell’s Everyday Gourmet soups! / Frosted Flakes!

February 21, 2019

Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got bananas, Earth’s Own oat milk to try with my oatmeal, NEW limited-edition on-sale Olympic Dairy apple cinnamon yogurt, on-sale Olympic Dairy French Vanilla yogurt, lots of GOOD TASTE and JOY dumplings x5, Frank’s Red Hot Sauce (Extra Hot cayenne […]

Shanda, Izalea, Haylea, Anakin Glassmire, Jameel, Teesha, and Braylan?!

January 22, 2019

Vanessa just offered me a slow cooker – sure, why not if she can? From Julie: This black girl is named Shanda?! I knew a white girl named Shanda Bowie at Ferris elementary school once… From Julie: Izalea?! BAD SPELLING of Azalea! They were obviously interested in just “Izzy” as a nickname! From Julie: Haylea?! […]

Dead mouse! / Passion fruit yogurt and Reese’s ice cream! / Clinton Bacon?!

May 17, 2018

Barry came by at 11:15 to help me with a flashlight / rubber gloves / steel wool, and left at 11:45. I gave him the parking pass, and he removed another dead mouse plus a nearby pack of playing cards. Since I didn’t have to help out today (which I found out at 2:40 right […]