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SAAH DeixaFicar?! (not Sarah?!) / A beaver blocking a Tim Horton’s drive-thru!

May 25, 2017

I found four Lee Kum Kee sriracha chili ketchup packets in the fridge from my birthday in mid-September, so I used them on some Teriyaki Noodles Sidekicks for breakfast. The result was quite good! Tonight, I showered. From Not Always Friendly and Not Always Romantic: Saah DeixaFicar?! Did her parents forget the R in SARAH? […]

Not everyone will like you! / Jennifer Pillow-Taylor?! / An ordinary fish!

May 25, 2017

From Julie: Not everyone will like you. But then again, not everyone matters. From Not Always Right: Jennifer Pillow-Taylor?! I think Pillow is a cool last name! Rare item in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS: Fish: Just a fish.

Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin, Hello Kitty Goodbye Kitty, ketchup and mustard

May 21, 2017

I felt like I could finally take a shower tonight, so I did. 😀 I’m definitely going to do my laundry in a bit, too. 😀 From my FAST-ACTING LONG-LASTING Bathroom Reader #18: Awiey Hernandez and Huquan Gavin?! From Jazmin: Hello Kitty! Goodbye Kitty! The hole is her butthole! Written in ketchup and mustard: “We […]

Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything?

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Purple nightmare dragon, Gori Julian, mistaking soy sauce for pancake syrup

May 16, 2017

From Krista: Purple nightmare dragon! From Julie: Gori Julian? That’s not a nickname for some long Eastern European name… From Wesley: I made a huge mistake this morning! While making breakfast, I thought the Kikkoman soy sauce was the Mrs. Butterworth’s Original pancake syrup!

Kiplyn Davis, shits and giggles, a cow waiting for the MOTHER 3 highway washroom

May 15, 2017

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: Kiplyn Davis?! From Jazmin and The Leaking Bucket List: It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits. Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney finally make it to the highway in MOTHER 3. They see a cow waiting in line for the highway washroom! This woman says, “Get to the back […]

Nicolas Cage and reading, Angharad Bethan Jones, Ashley Large, Benn Steer

May 14, 2017

I showered and did laundry tonight, especially since it’s now warm enough to wear my MAN SHORTS around the apartment! WHEE! WOOHOO! From Reddit: Nicolas Cage wants you to READ American literature! From Not Always Right: Angharad Bethan Jones?! I think this is a cool foreign name. DAVID BOWIE! From Not Always Learning: Ashley Large?! […]

Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…