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Whoopee cushion filled with gravy, Waldrop sextuplets and twins, feeling used

January 15, 2018

From Gotta Lil Captain In Ya? and Pete: A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke. From Reddit and r/namenerds on December 14, 2017: The Waldrop sextuplets and twins from Alabama, plus an older brother! Saylor Briggs, Bridge Ryder, and Wales Tucker are the older siblings. […]

Somer Thompson?! SUMMER is the only acceptable spelling for that one, people!

January 14, 2018

The Canucks played the Minnesota Wild at 5 today; the game went into overtime, and it was a 3-2 Vancouver win courtesy of Brandon Sutter in his first game back! From Nancy Grace: Somer Thompson?! SUMMER is an acceptable spelling. “Somer” just sounds like a last name!

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Twitter: “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

Aloe Blacc, AKA Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III?! / Not wanting to go outside!

January 7, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Canadiens at 4 today, and lost 5-2, complete with an empty-net goal. I’m going to shower later, too. From Julie: Aloe Blacc, AKA Egbert Nathaniel Dawkins III?! Eric Foreman from THAT 70s SHOW says, “But I don’t want to go outside. There are people out there!”

Shimmy Zmizz: You dig? / Chimeras that don’t EACH much?! / Melyssa Ford?!

January 7, 2018

Lucas and Boney meet the DCMC in the Club Tittiboo attic after going through the dungeon in Chapter 4. OJ, Magic, Shimmy Zmizz, and Baccio are saying goodbye to an amnesiac Lucky / Duster before he rejoins the MOTHER 3 party. Shimmy Zmizz says, “Don’t go forgetting the time you spent with us now. You […]

Cheen Amr, Sherif Tarek, Cat Xochiquetzal Amanigh, the twelfth plane of torment

January 6, 2018

I’ve been on Discord for a year now – whee! 😀 GREEN TEA TIME AND COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Leafs at 4 today; the game unfortunately went to overtime plus a shootout, and Vancouver lost the game 3-2. From Translink: Sherif Tarek? I think your parents were going for Sheriff, but misspelled it… […]

Jawn Jang?! / Oscar Dansk and Paul Zwambag?! / Pregnant smoker and jackhammers?!

January 5, 2018

From Reddit: Around here, Sportsnet 650 has an announcer named JAWN JANG?! The Vegas Golden Knights have a goalie named Oscar Dansk, JUST LIKE THE ROYAL DANSK COOKIES! I also like the writer’s name: Paul ZWAMBAG! That sounds somehow badass! From THE ROANOKE TIMES in September 2004: Mellisa Williamson, 35, a Bulitt Avenue resident, worries […]