Archive for the ‘icons’ Category

Car dashboard showing a person sitting on the toilet! / Cat sitting on toilet!

April 10, 2018

From Melissa: Wife says, “The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on the toilet.” Husband says, “What… ?? Send me a picture.” The picture is the temperature icon showing that it’s -4 degrees outside! HAHAHA! From Julie M. and Wish: A painting of a cat sitting on the toilet […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Ojevwe Naomi Odjegba, Quierra Alessi, Raven Hurst-Whelan, Remington Bridgeman

May 30, 2017

Since I was up at 5:45 AM (ugh), it was COFFEE TIME! After a nap and such later, I went out at 4:30 (just missing the 401 and just managing to get the C94 instead) to go to the Apple Store at Richmond Centre to hopefully finish my WORMS tagging on Facebook since it just […]

Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

LiveJournal is 18 years old!

April 17, 2017

LJ is 18 years old, starting on April 15, 1999! Here’s the modern Frank the Goat, LJ’s icon! My comment stats through 13 years, 3 months, and 10 days: 13.2K posts, 163K comments posted, and 62.3K comments received!

Moosehead Lager dragon! / A painting dragon! / Calendar WTF from Maxine

August 8, 2016

I emailed Harmony about our plans for tomorrow – 4:30 sounds fine to me! A dragon at Moosehead Lager! A painting dragon! From the Hallmark Cards character Maxine: Let’s face it. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

Rub me on your butt! / You gotta wash your ass! / Jesus and cursing your ass out

July 23, 2016

From Sarah G.: A pink soap bar which is saying, “Rub me on your butt!” on a blue shower curtain! Reminds me of my icon: Redd Foxx: You gotta wash your ass! Guess who loves Jesus, but will still curse your ass out?

Necronomicon thong underwear, Chinese roast pork belly, mad cow disease

June 29, 2016

From Julie: Necronomicon thong underwear! From Laura: Chinese roast pork belly! They call it PMS because “mad cow disease” was already taken.

Email from Elizabeth! / Emailing Mandy! / Reindeer dragon! / Rotten Bavarois!

December 25, 2015

I got an unexpected “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!” email from Elizabeth this morning, so I replied to that, then sent one of my own to Mandy while I remembered. From Janina: Here’s a reindeer dragon from the 2014 movie CHRISTMAS DRAGON! By using the code 02004224:XX, and replacing XX with a certain value, […]

Fireworks presents, insignificant writing on sign, favorite food, Memory Snake

December 17, 2015

Lucas opened the present near Caeribe Falls! There were fireworks inside. The nearby sign says: “There’s something insignificant written here, but because it’s insignificant, you didn’t read it.” By using the code 02004224:XX, and replacing XX with a certain value, the first item in Lucas’s inventory will be replaced with an item that goes unused. […]