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McIlhenny Original Brand Tabasco Sauce x5 / Pregnant women like Kinder surprise

July 13, 2019

It’s National French Fry Day today! A troll named Elizabeth Kuchta from the True Crime group just tried adding me after leaving stupid comments on my posts filled with hearts and failure logic. Her request is now “bilge water” and I’ve blocked her. I WIN! Enlarged! Jack McIlhenny’s original brand tabasco sauce: It’s Like Love: […]

SELECTED THEMES AND ICONS FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH LITERATURE: Beards and Shoes?!

March 26, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Gotta make sure the NEW dragon hoodie and three NEW MARTEX towels are washed and (more importantly) dried properly! Since I had to do yet ANOTHER round to dry the hoodie sleeves properly (SO MUCH towel and hoodie lint!), I bit the bullet and called Hester. Yes, I could […]

Friends Welcome – Relatives By Appointment sign! / New icon: Mario mushroom!

March 2, 2019

My “Friends Welcome – Relatives By Appointment” sign which Steph and Chantal got for me in Boston in 2009! SMALL MARIO WITH A MUSHROOM! YAY FOR BEING BIGGER! Speaking of being bigger… giant version of that NEW icon!

Happy Birthday! / ACTUAL Bathroom Reader! / Tuna poke bowl at the Cactus Club!

September 28, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:25 to meet Chrystal at London Drugs at 7; it didn’t matter if she was late because I’d technically been late as well, getting to the station at 7:05. After telling her that Original Joe’s and Chronic Tacos were both closed, I said we might as well walk […]

Rook is definitely not a name!

August 28, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 on a C94 to the Caring Place for my appointment with Rachel. Time to re-evaluate certain things with Jimmy for MYSELF, definitely! I got the 410 on time, and just managed to get the 407, so after a brief #2 break, I was home at 4:10! From […]

Car dashboard showing a person sitting on the toilet! / Cat sitting on toilet!

April 10, 2018

From Melissa: Wife says, “The car is not starting. Dashboard shows the sign of a person sitting on the toilet.” Husband says, “What… ?? Send me a picture.” The picture is the temperature icon showing that it’s -4 degrees outside! HAHAHA! From Julie M. and Wish: A painting of a cat sitting on the toilet […]

Nacole, greybeards and Jenyfer in the Troia pub, wanting guys with no chest hair

August 28, 2017

After three years, I finally added Witwur Bob Robinson as a Facebook friend, and he added me back, so that’s a good thing! But Willem unfriended me, which I guess is fine. From Julie: NACOLE?! That should be spelled NICOLE! Geez, and I thought Nichole was bad enough… this just makes me think of nachos […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Ojevwe Naomi Odjegba, Quierra Alessi, Raven Hurst-Whelan, Remington Bridgeman

May 30, 2017

Since I was up at 5:45 AM (ugh), it was COFFEE TIME! After a nap and such later, I went out at 4:30 (just missing the 401 and just managing to get the C94 instead) to go to the Apple Store at Richmond Centre to hopefully finish my WORMS tagging on Facebook since it just […]

Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]