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Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL! Advertisements

Licking barbecued sausages! / Depleting Doma Castle of Water Crystal energy!

August 9, 2017

I discovered redrum today – UGH! When I went for a nap, I dreamed of finding ZOGLOG (among other things) in a word search book. What?! From Janina: A dog is barbecuing sausages. “You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They’re ALL licked.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Kefka is preparing […]

G-spot in the parking lot, a chili and rice BOWEL, fresh lame juice and soda

August 3, 2017

Steph called me at noon to catch up. She’d tried calling me last week to say that she’d received the card I’d mailed for baby Henry, but I’d been sleeping! She said that Cecilia and Angela Mok had visited her and baby Henry, and so did Sandy’s family. Thank goodness they didn’t go with Michael […]

Chukuemeka Emenanjo, deep-fried fish with sexy curry, cats and cereal killers

July 24, 2017

I was up at 7:40 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Also, I’m too full on these mashed potatoes! From LinkedIn: Chukuemeka Emenanjo?! From Engrish.com: Deep-fried fish with sexy curry! From Janina and Just Cat Things: This cat says, “Come quickly, Mama! I caught him! I caught a cereal killer!” The other cat […]

A Killer Pickup Line, Doug Kidney, Ohkanda Riki, Abhi Mayadam, Sarah Moray

July 21, 2017

Jon’s friend Jason Lyle added me to Facebook – what?! From Janina and Not Always Right: A Killer Pickup Line! “You’re pretty. You look like someone in my book on serial killers.” Noel has a Facebook friend named Doug KIDNEY, haha! From Not Always Working: Ohkanda Riki?! From Not Always Right: Abhi Mayadam?! From Not […]

Carry A. Nation, Shadow on the FFVI Blackjack, gender roles and sushi rolls

July 19, 2017

I got an email from Mike about adding him to my LinkedIn network – NO FUCKING WAY! Then I showered tonight after talking to Vanessa about her pregnancy, Langley dim sum, ha-gow, and such via Facebook messages. Carry A. Nation?! Shadow never appears on the Blackjack in FINAL FANTASY 6, yet he has a line […]

BADGER Daylighting, manipulating Magitek Armor abominations, Charisma Carpenter

July 16, 2017

Today is National Ice Cream Day! From Janina: BADGER Daylighting! Cyan to Sabin in the Imperial Camp, on the Magitek Armor: “Sir Sabin! How might these abominations be manipulated?” From Reddit: Charisma Carpenter is an actress?!

Being a tomboy girly girl, fries and rotten children, Shameka Wilson, cunt moon

July 12, 2017

I discovered redrum today… ugh! Then Hester, her husband Ni, and two strong delivery guys dropped by at 1:45 with my BRAND NEW FRIDGE AND FREEZER from Moffat Applicances! That replaced my very old White-Westinghouse fridge and freezer from the 80s, which finally conked out in mid-May or mid-June. I wasn’t impressed when Hester called […]

Baby wombats! / Sabin in the Phantom Train dining car! / Tyranny Todd?!

July 11, 2017

I woke up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From Janina: Baby wombats look like old kung-fu masters… In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to […]

Having no panties on, Cyan in the Phantom Train dining car, Dreama Walker

July 8, 2017

From Janina: This alpaca is whispering to her friend, “I ain’t got no panties on.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to eat. Cyan says, “A… are you going to […]