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Creepy Easter Bunny 19! / Mariquett?! / Soylent Original 100% People Juice!

March 8, 2018

It’s International Women’s Day today! After COFFEE TIME, I left for Jon’s at 2:30 in the rainy weather, stopping off at Kam Do Bakery for a BBQ pork bun; I also bought three Bath Retreat shower poufs at Shoppers, but one was actually pink in my bathroom lighting (it looked orange in the harsh lighting […]

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]

Thieves with goals, band auditions today, bottles of bears, rimmed chicken wings

December 29, 2017

In South Figaro in the World of Ruin, Celes and Sabin come across this person in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS while chasing Edgar around town. “We may be thieves, but at least we have goals in life!” Well, then. This BIZARRO comic is from Janina: Band Auditions Today! “Doesn’t ANYBODY play guitar?” From […]

Keltsey?! / Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake! / EVERYONE POOPS! / Chili

December 11, 2017

After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 3:40 to make it to Jon’s by 4:30. Thanks to a lucky red traffic light at Richmond Centre (and a lot of running across the street and into the station – untied shoelaces be dammed) and bus bunching at Langara, I was able to make it to the […]

Turd Baby is a store?! / Toilet Kool Koozie! / Abraham Smutz?! / Aletha Reed?!

November 7, 2017

From Engrish: There’s a store called Turd Baby?! From Jazmin and Neatorama: The Toilet Kool Koozie! Are you looking for a polite way to tell someone that you do not approve of their choice of canned beverage? You need the Toilet Kool Koozie from the NeatoShop. This reusable and easy-to-clean drink holder makes it perfectly […]

An attacking red dragon, Charles Manson, wiskee / vadka / jin / child beers

October 26, 2017

From Krista: An attacking red dragon! From Janina: Here’s to Charles Manson for finally settling down and starting another family. From Julie M. and Snapchat: Wiskee, vadka, jin, child beer, child beer strong, and rum-old munk at an Indian Punjabi food place?!

No vacations for me! / Shadow in the Phantom Train dining car / Seven is a name?

October 20, 2017

From Janina: I can’t afford to go on vacation, so I’m just going to drink until I don’t know where I am anymore. In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin / Shadow / Cyan / the Ghost are on the Phantom Train. They get to the dining car and decide to have something to […]

Waffles and pancakes! / Chiquita Tate?! / Football doughnuts as baseballs?!

September 23, 2017

From Mikki and Janina: A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It’s like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes. Chiquita Tate?! Like the Chiquita Banana? From The Richest: Football doughnuts labelled as baseballs?! FAIL!

Licking barbecued sausages! / Depleting Doma Castle of Water Crystal energy!

August 9, 2017

I discovered redrum today – UGH! When I went for a nap, I dreamed of finding ZOGLOG (among other things) in a word search book. What?! From Janina: A dog is barbecuing sausages. “You want yours licked or not licked? Just kidding. They’re ALL licked.” In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Kefka is preparing […]

G-spot in the parking lot, a chili and rice BOWEL, fresh lame juice and soda

August 3, 2017

Steph called me at noon to catch up. She’d tried calling me last week to say that she’d received the card I’d mailed for baby Henry, but I’d been sleeping! She said that Cecilia and Angela Mok had visited her and baby Henry, and so did Sandy’s family. Thank goodness they didn’t go with Michael […]