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Penistone Paramount, England?! / Burning bodies at home! / Thumbs-up clock!

July 3, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and a phone call from Uncle Andrew’s office to reschedule my appointment tomorrow till next Friday (so I had time to take a shower for today AND revise my blog drafts), I left at 2:30 on a 401 for my appointment at 3 with King-Lok at Touchstone. Buswell was hard to find! […]

Poop emoji ankle socks! / Just go poop in a field with the other buffalo!

June 22, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji ankle socks! From Janina: To whoever keeps destroying this toilet – You have great health insurance. Go see a doctor. And if not a doctor, then maybe an exorcist. Go poop in a field with the other buffalo.

Father’s Day dinner / Police K9 biting a guy!

June 16, 2019

After SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME, I went out to Kwong Chow at 4:50 because I had to go to a Father’s Day dinner. I was in time for the 401, at least. Ended up JUST missing a couple of 25 buses at King Edward, but whatever. I was prepared to walk from 25th to […]

Jaceon?! / Mikia?! / Dakota guy?! / Jaysin?! / Jaydin?! / Janiene?!

April 23, 2019

I showered today after going to the pharmacy next door at 2 to refill my birth control prescription and buy $2 hand sanitzer x5. Good thing, too – there’s going to be ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF tomorrow from 8 AM to 5 PM! UGH! From Julie: Jaceon?! Is that another bad spelling of Jason?! From Julie: […]

Bron Holland is a name?! / The Prado Café and Janina! YAY FOR FREE LOCAL MUGS!

March 16, 2019

Might go to Holly’s tonight. We’ll see! From Julie: Bron Holland?! On September 19, 2015, I went to the Pint to meet Aaron / Kathy / Sabrina / Julian for a belated / early birthday celebration. I passed by the Prado Café on my way there, and thought of Janina for obvious reasons. Eventually, she […]

People, horror movies, and makeup! / READ and LEAD rhyme… or maybe not?!

January 28, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Emily Harris FINALLY replied to my Facebook message from the 16th (making it TWELVE DAYS) confirming that she is indeed Kurt’s girlfriend, and saying that she recognized my name from Scary Mysteries on Youtube / Discord. Yes, that is right! I’m also glad we finally found each other, and […]

Poop piledriver and Xmas ornaments! / Where is the toilet paper on this island?

December 6, 2018

From Julie: Poop pillows, poop Christmas ornaments, poop piledriver, and a poopee cushion! From Janina: Where’s the toilet paper on this island surrounded by water in the middle of nowhere?

Creepy Easter Bunny 19! / Mariquett?! / Soylent Original 100% People Juice!

March 8, 2018

It’s International Women’s Day today! After COFFEE TIME, I left for Jon’s at 2:30 in the rainy weather, stopping off at Kam Do Bakery for a BBQ pork bun; I also bought three Bath Retreat shower poufs at Shoppers, but one was actually pink in my bathroom lighting (it looked orange in the harsh lighting […]

Zowie Tan is a name?! / Good grammar and personal hygiene! / An antidick stick!

February 24, 2018

Jessica Lai knows a woman named ZOWIE TAN?! I know David Bowie named his son Zowie, but that isn’t an Asian name… Good grammar is like personal hygiene – you can ignore it if you want, but don’t be surprised when people draw their own conclusions. From Janina: Lesbian… please, no dudes. “One day, I […]

Thieves with goals, band auditions today, bottles of bears, rimmed chicken wings

December 29, 2017

In South Figaro in the World of Ruin, Celes and Sabin come across this person in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS while chasing Edgar around town. “We may be thieves, but at least we have goals in life!” Well, then. This BIZARRO comic is from Janina: Band Auditions Today! “Doesn’t ANYBODY play guitar?” From […]