Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘janina’ Category

Black dragon of death, peacock dragon, liking lotion in baskets, dragon necklace

May 22, 2017

It’s Victoria Day today! To cap off my long weekend, I watched these two Connecticut guys are trying Canadian junk food from Vancouver! Coffee Crisp, Mars Bars in Maple flavor, Smarties, ketchup Doritos, ketchup Lay’s, Maynards Canada wine gums / Swedish Berries, AERO Canada bars, Kraft Dinner, OMG’s Candy clusters, All-Dressed Ruffles Canada chips, Hawkins […]

Defenestration Day! / Worst apocalypse ever, Dwight Schrute and life, Mardy Fish

May 21, 2017

TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY! My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse: Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011) From Janina: Life is short… false. It’s the longest thing you do. From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!

Purell hand sanitizer and paper cuts, Chubb Small, Walmart trailer trash

May 20, 2017

Purell hand sanitizer: Let me show you exactly where that paper cut is… Chubb Small?! From Janina: Straight out of the trailer park! Heading to Walmart…. do you need anything?

Posting weird shit again, the inaccessible Fairy Ring, hanging yourself

May 19, 2017

I discovered that my new chocolate ice cream has coconut flakes in it, so I had to throw it out (along with the weirdly-melted Häagen-Dazs Spirits ice cream) since I don’t like coconut! From Janina: This cat says, “Ma! They’re posting weird shit again!” Sabin, Cyan, and Shadow try to get a Fairy Ring right […]

Breathe Right Nasal Strips! / A non-Chinese Jenny Wong?! / I ain’t even mad!

May 18, 2017

Due to MDSE (Monthly Drain Sleep Experience), I went to bed at 8:55 PM last night, and then slept for an additional two and a half hours today! I dreamed that I was on a family vacation where Dad refused to let me sort my laundry by color at home even though I was on […]

Crazy cat lady! / No eschewing the Oxford comma! / Mary had a little lamb!

May 14, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Janina: Crazy cat lady action figure! Whenever a publisher’s style guidelines eschew use of the Oxford comma, I can only assume that this results from a managerial decision to save money by cutting back on ink, because no reasonable editor would make this […]

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

Poopy-Time Fun Shapes, winning at MARIO KART, Taco Tuesday captcha EmuParadise

April 26, 2017

I experienced good #2 timing just now! 😀 Barry called just now to say that he would be here shortly if that was okay. WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EARLY?! Edit: Then my computer mouse and keyboard AND table decided to all fall down. STRESSFUL! Luckily, I was able to put everything right again before […]

The NASCAR Walmart 500 race, ginger dumping, deep-fried baby, peeing on yourself

April 25, 2017

Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke […]

Cosmas Curry?! / Luck Be In The Air Tonight?! / Gangsta Rap Coloring Book?!

April 23, 2017

From Julie: Cosmas Curry?! From Janina: If you didn’t get “Luck Be In The Air Tonight” on this WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle, the Internet has probably ruined you. From Buzzfeed: GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK?!