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Dehydrated cow manure, poop emoji Beanie Babies, 195 thumbs up on Youtube!

February 16, 2019

From Julie M. and Snapchat: Now that’s a crock of… Dehydrated Cow Manure! From Candy: A poop emoji Beanie Baby toy with an Elvis pompadour?! My most-liked Youtube comment has 195 thumbs-up? It was about my then-upcoming eye cataract surgery on January 10. Awesome! Matthew Santoro’s The Most CHILLING Confessions on Record, uploaded on January […]

I wanted a pony, not a baby! / Vaginas are NOT cuckoos! USE COOCH!

December 23, 2018

Little kid: “But I told Santa I wanted a PONY!” Instead, she gets a baby!

Avoiding baby showers, weddings, and bridal showers because of gender concerns?!

December 10, 2018

From Reddit on October 11, 2018: If you just don’t like baby showers, bridal showers, and weddings… SAY SO, RobotRosa! “Highly gendered stuff,” my ass!

2018 Year In Review!

December 1, 2018

2018 Year In Review! THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. [Meme fun: Take the first line from the first post of every month of the year. Repost it here as your year in review. (I’m discounting greetings and things like that :P) Yeah, it’s been an interesting year!] Go to your Calendar and […]

Addilyn is ADD A LYNN! / Lovily Johnson?! BAD SPELLING!

September 14, 2018

From Julie: Addilyn?! Like “add a Lynn”? Lovily Johnson?! BAD SPELLING!

Orrtam is easier than Autumn?!/ Lester C. Madden! / Zombie, body, and mind

January 26, 2018

I called Barry at 9:30, he called me back at 10 to say he hadn’t listened to my message (SO WHAT’S THE POINT OF MY LEAVING ONE?!), and we were on our way at 11. At least I got my banking done and got a rescheduled food shopping appointment at 11 AM on Thursday the […]

Messing up grammar online / Sarcastic comments ruined / Typing TO FUNNY quest!

January 18, 2018

I went to the pharmacy next door at 11:30 for MORE DRUGS to be picked up tomorrow! After (MORE) COFFEE TIME, I left at 2:55 to make it to Jon’s at 3:30. I saw Grace Tang before I stopped by Kam Do Bakery to buy a shredded pork bun. When I got to the house, […]

Birth control and Advent calendars, Katherine Handcock, Ace Gayheart, Rae Gnomie

December 19, 2017

I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can’t help but snicker every […]

No Sword of Kings! / Onions as apples?! / Fruit Chan and DURIAN DURIAN?!

December 17, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Flames at 5 today, and lost 6-1. We lost Brock Boeser, too! From Operation Starstorm: Here’s a Starman Super in EARTHBOUND saying, “No, you can’t have the Sword of Kings.” These onions are definitely not apples! FRUIT CHAN directed a Chinese movie called DURIAN DURIAN?!

Turd Baby is a store?! / Toilet Kool Koozie! / Abraham Smutz?! / Aletha Reed?!

November 7, 2017

From Engrish: There’s a store called Turd Baby?! From Jazmin and Neatorama: The Toilet Kool Koozie! Are you looking for a polite way to tell someone that you do not approve of their choice of canned beverage? You need the Toilet Kool Koozie from the NeatoShop. This reusable and easy-to-clean drink holder makes it perfectly […]