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Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! BAD SPELLING! Pansexual?! Ha ha ha, NO!

July 1, 2020

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020! 153 YEARS OLD! From the comments on a George Takei article about a student in a wheelchair: Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! Of COURSE Facebook won’t let you spell your name that way… it’s BAD SPELLING! Pansexual – just say “bisexual.” I hate the “AF” abbreviation for “as fuck,” although the […]

This HOW TO SLEEP book worked for me! / Spelling NICE as NYC?! / Mandeep Singh?!

April 16, 2020

From James: Well, I’m sold. HOW TO SLEEP is the best fucking book ever! Being me, I had to edit a comma in with MS Paint. From the comments on a Nav photo on Feb. 4, 2019: “Nice” should NOT be spelled as NYC! I know typing on mobile is a pain in the ass, […]

Reddit Yearly Awards 1 to 14!

March 23, 2020

Me: Reddit New User! CyanPlum: Reddit One-Year Club! Cat1832: Reddit Two-Year Club! Me: Reddit Three-Year Club! CallMeZara: Reddit Four-Year Club! Me: Reddit Five-Year Club! CIsForCondom: Reddit Six-Year Club! AdreeIsADyno: Reddit Seven-Year Club! TareXMD: Reddit Eight-Year Club! FlyingFox12: Reddit Nine-Year Club! RidePlanet: Reddit Ten-Year Club! Larsa: Reddit Eleven-Year Club! HonestBleeps: Reddit Twelve-Year Club! MikeNice1: Reddit Thirteen-Year […]

A giant sack of SHIT! / NewYearsPrep FlamHam! / 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

December 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Amazon: A giant sack of shit contains realistic human and dog poops! After Christmas, I am now NewYearsPrep FlamHam in Shiwa’s Discord server! My 2019 LJ comments: RHYTHM!

Not keeping calm when hockey’s on! / Bitchfield, England?! / Starring on SNAPPED

November 3, 2019

Today is National Sandwich Day! 😀 I had to change the clock an hour back – UGH! Shaw had a five-hour outage at Minoru Park – DOUBLE UGH! I survived by napping (had a dream that I couldn’t get out of bed and the electricity was finicky), reading TRUTH TRIVIA AND THE PURSUIT OF FACTINESS […]

Brad Marchand getting two minutes for existing, NHL icon enlarged, 359 thumbs up

October 11, 2019

From Reddit and r/hockey: Brad Marchand gets a two-minute penalty for existing! Yes, definitely Photoshopped! NHL icon, enlarged! In my fandom, slashing is a two-minute penalty. New record for most thumbs-up on my Youtube comments: 359 on a Female Killers video on the Marie Robards case, uploaded on November 18, 2015! “Steve won’t make it […]

World’s greatest farter mug, single moms claiming Father’s Day, Pee and Poo

June 15, 2019

Not-so-dear random and selfish Dreamwidth user: My journal tags are for ME and MY CONVENIENCE, not for whoever else happens to stumble across my journal. I don’t care about a random user searching for stuff about movies. YOU are the rude one for suggesting that my tags should be for anyone and everyone. Also, that […]

Dehydrated cow manure, poop emoji Beanie Babies, 195 thumbs up on Youtube!

February 16, 2019

From Julie M. and Snapchat: Now that’s a crock of… Dehydrated Cow Manure! From Candy: A poop emoji Beanie Baby toy with an Elvis pompadour?! My most-liked Youtube comment has 195 thumbs-up? It was about my then-upcoming eye cataract surgery on January 10. Awesome! Matthew Santoro’s The Most CHILLING Confessions on Record, uploaded on January […]

I wanted a pony, not a baby! / Vaginas are NOT cuckoos! USE COOCH!

December 23, 2018

Little kid: “But I told Santa I wanted a PONY!” Instead, she gets a baby!

Avoiding baby showers, weddings, and bridal showers because of gender concerns?!

December 10, 2018

From Reddit on October 11, 2018: If you just don’t like baby showers, bridal showers, and weddings… SAY SO, RobotRosa! “Highly gendered stuff,” my ass!