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Ramit Inmah Ashol, Paul Twocock, old lady Oral, Harry Sidebottom, Crystal Coker

July 22, 2017

Some older guy by the hospital said that my San Francisco shirt was a “nice shirt.” Cool! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Ramit Inmah Ashol?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Paul Twocock?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: This old lady named ORAL was on a game show?! I’ve heard of Opal, but […]

The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! / Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

July 9, 2017

From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable! How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don’t get it digital: You can’t tag people on prints! Get it digital: It’s a 21st century thing. Ask […]

Strong as an ox, MRS HERP as a license plate, an Equitableness police car

June 29, 2017

I was up at 7:15 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I discovered that my bags of NEW Dutch Gourmet chips (Mozzarella and Jalapeno Cheddar) were expired when I bought them last week (June 12 and June 20), so I at least tried some of both flavors before throwing them out. Then […]

Nicknames are not bullshit / “It’s just a joke!” isn’t casual sexual harassment

June 15, 2017

“My name had two syllables and if you shorten it to one, then I will correct you” DEFINITELY makes you sound anal, Lutwidge-Dodgson! From Reddit on May 30, 2017: “It’s just a joke!” is NOT an implication of casual sexual harassment, Analfanatic!

Womaintenance, getting the lips to join a subreddit, Garfield NOT being a girl!

June 12, 2017

From Reddit on September 18, 2015: Stupid OP named Molerus… “Womaintenance” is NOT a word! “Maintenance” does NOT need to be feminized because it does not contain the word “man,” and it makes for a pretty poor pun! (Yay for my alliteration!) From Reddit on September 19, 2015: What the fuck is with the OP […]

Gender-swapped ovary PUNS, getting the ovaries to do something, ovary-acting!

June 9, 2017

From Reddit on September 5, 2014: “Guys! I finally GREW A PAIR OF OVARIES and stood up for myself on the phone today!” You already HAVE a pair of ovaries, girl! I go on Reddit to laugh and shake my head, not to read “funny” gender-swapped comments! From Reddit on July 15, 2015: “My reaction […]

Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]

Shawnteal, Jazmyn, and Jaxon Bieber?! / Aireka is Erika?! / Emery Deathrage!

May 18, 2017

Justin Bieber has a cousin named SHAWNTEAL?! Justin Bieber has half-siblings named JAZMYN and JAXON?! From Julie: Aireka?! Only Airwrecka surpasses that, purely because “air wreck” is an awful thing to have in your name! From Reddit: Emery Deathrage?!

Dani-Marie Watson wants to rage over people making her put on a jacket?! What?!

May 9, 2017

The Cold Never Bothered Them, Anyway I knew she blocked me and others when I couldn’t see these comments anymore, so I simply logged into my XENIA account to grab these screenshots. This is what also finally inspired me to make a Facebook album for Internet idiots. 😀 Dani, just put on a fucking jacket. […]

Red dragon guarding a spire from heroes, Wolfgang Wolf, Ted Yoho, Anelisa Durham

May 9, 2017

I went out to vote today, at least. From Krista: A red dragon guarding a spire from heroes! From The Bleacher Report: Wolfgang Wolf?! From Julie: Ted Yoho?! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Anelisa Durham?! I see her parents tried to avoid “anal” in her name by not spelling it as Analisa, […]