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Kai Drawwater, Katrin Schirmir, Kristen Parlee, Keera Ann Fox, Keesha Turner

August 18, 2017

Jon sent me a Facebook message at 9:40 about possibly helping with the kids on Monday afternoon, and mentioned that he’d let Harmony arrange Wednesday with me. Sure, why not? That reminded me to call Barry AGAIN at 11:45 to see if I could change our appointment time since that’s also on Wednesday. This time, […]

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Ramit Inmah Ashol, Paul Twocock, old lady Oral, Harry Sidebottom, Crystal Coker

July 22, 2017

Some older guy by the hospital said that my San Francisco shirt was a “nice shirt.” Cool! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Ramit Inmah Ashol?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Paul Twocock?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: This old lady named ORAL was on a game show?! I’ve heard of Opal, but […]

The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! / Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

July 9, 2017

From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable! How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don’t get it digital: You can’t tag people on prints! Get it digital: It’s a 21st century thing. Ask […]

Strong as an ox, MRS HERP as a license plate, an Equitableness police car

June 29, 2017

I was up at 7:15 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I discovered that my bags of NEW Dutch Gourmet chips (Mozzarella and Jalapeno Cheddar) were expired when I bought them last week (June 12 and June 20), so I at least tried some of both flavors before throwing them out. Then […]

Nicknames are not bullshit / “It’s just a joke!” isn’t casual sexual harassment

June 15, 2017

“My name had two syllables and if you shorten it to one, then I will correct you” DEFINITELY makes you sound anal, Lutwidge-Dodgson! From Reddit on May 30, 2017: “It’s just a joke!” is NOT an implication of casual sexual harassment, Analfanatic!

Womaintenance, getting the lips to join a subreddit, Garfield NOT being a girl!

June 12, 2017

From Reddit on September 18, 2015: Stupid OP named Molerus… “Womaintenance” is NOT a word! “Maintenance” does NOT need to be feminized because it does not contain the word “man,” and it makes for a pretty poor pun! (Yay for my alliteration!) From Reddit on September 19, 2015: What the fuck is with the OP […]

Gender-swapped ovary PUNS, getting the ovaries to do something, ovary-acting!

June 9, 2017

From Reddit on September 5, 2014: “Guys! I finally GREW A PAIR OF OVARIES and stood up for myself on the phone today!” You already HAVE a pair of ovaries, girl! I go on Reddit to laugh and shake my head, not to read “funny” gender-swapped comments! From Reddit on July 15, 2015: “My reaction […]

Chrystal calling to postpone again! / Panromantic polyamorous special snowflake!

May 25, 2017

Chrystal gave me a surprise phone call at 8:35, saying that she knew we were supposed to meet up tomorrow, but work has been absolutely crazy since a supervisor resigned. Luckily for Chrystal, she’s not the new supervisor! We finally figured out a new date to meet up: Friday, June 9 at the usual place, […]