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Chuao potato chip chocolate bar, God’s protection from rocks, throwing a brick

November 8, 2016

ANOTHER RENT INCREASE FORM?! I had to leave a message with Barry to tell him about this, of course. Then I spent ten minutes looking for some Koka Singapore Fried noodles which don’t actually exist in my apartment. I’m losing it! 😛 Barry called me back at 2 with good timing; we set up an […]

Delta BBQ! / LATENESS! / Ghost pepper and bourbon chicken wings!

July 17, 2016

I went out to Delta at 3:35, stopping to buy some Godiva mint chocolate chip truffle candies from Shoppers. Unfortunately, I didn’t realize I was already late till it was about 4:15 or so! Poor Lisa was waiting at the Tim Horton’s for about an hour! I definitely apologized, said it was my fault for […]

Cats in egg cartons, Dick Cherry, Sam Sung being an Apple employee, Harry Marble

April 5, 2016

Jon sent me a Facebook message to see whether I’d be there later today – yup! Someone complained on the Canada Safeway Facebook wall about the expiry dates on their veggies and dip, so I asked them whether they’d paid attention to them when they bought the food. (two people LIKED this comment!) They came […]

Cleaning hair with body wash?! / Toilet paper, REJECTED snowmen, toilets

December 2, 2015

I almost washed my hair with Irish Spring body wash last night, haha – I’m losing it! Then I tried eating my beef soup with a fork instead of a spoon just now – WTF?! Also, I discovered redrum when I got up this morning – time for Advil, all right! Vanessa told me a […]

Leaving milk out on table overnight! / Mints! / Fire and ice dragons!

July 4, 2015

I somehow left the nearly-full carton of almond milk on the kitchen counter overnight, so I had to throw it out when I discovered that at 1:30 PM. This apartment is already too warm or too hot as it is, and I don’t want to consume milk which has been left out for over 12 […]

Deodorant on toothbrush, Zatarain’s jambalaya rice, my colonial name

June 29, 2015

I almost put my deodorant onto my toothbrush this morning – Mikki aptly described it as a “Chinese blonde moment,” haha! At lunch, I decided to try the Zatarain’s jambalaya rice, which I haven’t had since April 2013. I should just microwave it for less than 16 minutes, I think. Your Colonial Name Is: Hester […]

The perfect person, flyers, dates, and two years since adding Mike / laundry tokens

March 22, 2015

I got this gem of wisdom from Reddit: “Even if you meet the perfect person, that just means they’re perfect for you at that particular place and time, based upon the 95% of them that you know about. There’s no guarantee that things won’t go to shit in the future.” That describes my relationship with […]

Abby is a BOY?! / Dream of eggshells and Mike / French seafood curry!

March 1, 2015

Today, I met a little Chinese BOY in Awana whose name is ABBY?! WHAT THE. His sister’s name is Winnie (which reminds me of Mike saying that Winnie is a popular name in Hong Kong), and their last name is the same as Amy Y.’s. (i_worship_feste / exclamation_pnt) I had a dream where Eric told […]

Pho Xe Lua, new cutting board, new measuring cups / spoons, Ocean’s Halo chips, Shaq, and Jakela

January 31, 2015

This morning, I got up at 9:40, which was REALLY late for my plans! Ten minutes later while madly trying to catch up, I heard the sound of a key in my apartment door! It reminded me of the MANY times when Mike would do the same thing (always with a warning jingle since he’d […]

Missing “I love you” opportunity / What Should You Toast To? / 4.5kg Toblerone!

December 31, 2014

I am eating a Terry’s chocolate orange (from Vivian) and the chocolate L that Mike gave me on Christmas. Was that really only a week ago? I’m also shaking because of something… cold or emotion? I’m not sure. Now I forgot my key (again) while taking some more garbage out, but luckily someone buzzed me […]