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Restarts! UGH! / Will Warm and Beck Warm?! / Melany Knott and Kaisy Knott?!

November 16, 2017

This computer just restarted! The Canucks have a prospect named Will Warm?! And his twin brother is Beck Warm?! What if they want to be COLD, like at the ice hockey rink?! From The Washington Post: Melany Knott named her daughter KAISY Knott?! This actually reminds me of an Asian girl in Daniel Fellowship (1994-1999?) […]

Name of the Year 2017, ShamSports Names, 2012 and 2014 Olympics! (263 names)

April 14, 2017

Kobe Buffalomeat?! Now, that’s a manly name! Marvin Gay plays basketball?! Jordair Jett?! Reminds me of Air Jordans… Nelson Mandela plays basketball?! Keene Cockburn?! Peter Jurkin?! Lady Grooms?! Gang Wang?! Mangisto Arop?! Storm Clonch?! Typhoon Dusk Nurse?! Drake U’u?! Stanley Titsworth?! Kara Bonenberger?! I know my brother and sister used to know sisters named Alyssa […]

Giving birth to three sets of twins in two years?!

July 20, 2016

From Reddit: Woman in Kansas City gives birth to three sets of twins – July 19, 2016 A mother in the United States has given birth to three sets of fraternal twins in a little over two years. Danesha Couch, 20, from Kansas City, gave birth to daughters Darla and Delanie on June 17 – […]

Finally meeting up with Ryan Blacklaws! / Gluten-free blueberry cheesecake!

June 8, 2016

Since Ryan Blacklaws was in town for his son’s graduation, we decided to meet up while he was here from Kelowna. After I showered, I managed to meet him at the Greyhound station at about 2 since he got delayed at a commercial checkpoint, and definitely told him that Mikki said hi! I probably should […]

2-0 loss to the Flyers, Earthwind Moreland, Partee-Moore, Fillerup-Standing

December 17, 2015

The Canucks played the Flyers at 4 today, and lost 2-0. Henrik Sedin was also injured! Earthwind Moreland?! He was apparently named after the band Earth, Wind, and Fire. Partee-Moore?! Fillerup-Standing?!

Melanie, liquor as candy, robot voices, one-cent sales, morbid birthday card

October 26, 2015

I booked a doctor appointment on Thursday at 2 for a Pap Smear since Dr. Ruby had recommended one. Yikes! My ex-friend Melanie: Here’s some liquor labelled as candy! I’ll just wait for the bus… screw it! I don’t want to wait forever, so I’ll walk! DAMMIT, THERE GOES THE BUS I WAS WAITING FOR! […]

No narcissistic Melanie! / Fussy baby Fraser, impatient Mike, Ruth here soon

September 18, 2015

I discovered that my junior high schoolmate Melanie had unfriended me from Facebook, but that’s okay – she seemed narcissistic! Steph called me at 8 to wish me a happy belated birthday, so we spent some time catching up. We discussed a fussy baby Fraser, breastfeeding, the Shaw outage, Brittney’s mom dying of lymphoma (Myles […]

The word RAPE should not be censored for sensitive people! / How I forgive / Veggie stew

July 27, 2015

Some idiot on Reddit by the name of FuchsiaLady censored the word “rape” as “r@pe” last night, and I told her that we were all adults in this audience. Yes, rape can be traumatic, but if you’re triggered by merely seeing the word “rape,” I don’t know what to say. Censoring words for an adult […]

Finished editing Chinese Eric’s journal at 2 AM / What Flavor Slurpee Are You?

June 12, 2015

I finished editing Chinese Eric’s journal at 2 AM last night, which is a good thing. Now I can concentrate on the GJ RQ 2 work that has yet to be done! You Are Blue Raspberry You are totally zany, and to be honest, you really get a kick out of defying expectations. You are […]

Doctor Unheimlich, Ki-Kz (Knullare)

October 20, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withKilcaHodgeosis Cause: peer pressure Symptoms: extreme forgetfulness, excessive horn growth on forehead, vague pyromania Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withKilhestonitis Cause: smoking Symptoms: screaming, bladder pain, reflective shots Cure: fresh air Enter your name, for your own […]