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Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Drummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Turbo jokers and French stones at rodeos / I know where things are! / Bombs

July 16, 2010

Bingo of the night: PIERROTS (132 points) – against Bridget S. High-scoring words of the night: POW (100 points) – against Cheryl W. [2W, 5W] TURBOS (160 points) – against Linda C. [two 4W] JOKER (236 points; 4W, 5L on J), TEEN (115 points; two 5W, hook off SARD to make AT / RE / […]

Chapman’s 4L tub is STUPID!

May 4, 2009

Okay, maybe I should have returned the 4L of Chapman’s butterscotch ripple ice cream on Friday afternoon too. Now it turns out that I can’t open the tub / plastic container! I also found that a Big Turk bar had somehow oozed out on the dining room table, but the others seemed to be okay […]

Regent graduation 2009 – yay for abalone?

April 27, 2009

Steph picked me up earlier, and we were off to dinner at some restaurant in the T&T plaza before Jon’s grad ceremony. Discussed Teresa, reasonable noise level at 10 AM caused by the piano when you’re trying to sleep, idealism, history, studying, wedding stuff, money, Jon’s pub gig with his violin later, poop, Pastor John, […]

Past hilarious quotes, May to December 2006

November 27, 2008

May 15, 2006: (Monday) Mom: “You must know Jeremy better than I do. After all, you were sitting with him and his parents on Easter Sunday! *pause* Maybe you and Eric can have a romantic evening and watch 24 with us!” (While her assumption about Jeremy is true, her reason for it isn’t. Let’s just […]

If you miss a train, you don’t need to take a $700 cab ride!

March 8, 2008

Just before I left today, I fielded this email from Uncle Eric and Auntie Brenda, forwarded to me by my mother: “Derek, our older son, was recently coughing up blood. He went to the doctor for a chest X-ray, but nothing was diagnosed. Subsequently, he was seen by a lung specialist, and a brochoscopy was […]

Ontario phone calls, amusing MSN name tricks, Kraft Shake’n Bake (Original)

January 31, 2007

Whose phone number is 416-224-1061? Yes, I know it’s from Ontario… but I don’t know anybody there. At least, not with that number! Weird stuff, but at least I’ve avoided it! Ah, MSN amusement is so hilarious! I just couldn’t resist any longer, so I had to do the “respond to MSN name” trick. Definitely […]

Spongebob Beanie Babies RULE! / No liquid sleep aids!

January 30, 2007

I found the perfect birthday present for my distant cousin Ethan just now at Save-On: a half-price Spongebob Beanie Baby! He loves Spongebob, so I’m hoping he likes it! The only thing is that I’ll have to get my mom to send it to his mom Anna sometime… and do I even HAVE the kid’s […]

2006 Recap / KFC Macaroni & Cheese

December 31, 2006

This is the 2006 Recap. Fitting for the last day of the year, no? JANUARY * Went to my parents’ place for New Year’s dinner with Dave, Melissa, Vivian, a lot of Jon’s Toronto friends, Jon, and Steph. It was interesting: 10.5% barley wine rules, only not really. 😛 * Saw the Chronicles of Narnia […]

The Black Dahlia, Fringe Festival, Shanghaiese restaurants, and birthdays as weddings

September 11, 2006

I wanna see The Black Dahlia, but that doesn’t come out till September 15… here are movie / Wikipedia / Crime Library case links, as well as the website about the murder of Elizabeth Short. Maybe on Sunday, if I can get people to pay for me, haha. 😉 Jon messaged me on MSN to […]