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Bridgit Driscoll-Hunt?! / Reachelle Marie Smith?! / I’m like tangled EKG wires!

October 2, 2020

Clearing my Imgur cookies seems to have worked to fix the ZOINKS! error page issue! From I Love Skulls: Bridgit Driscoll-Hunt?! BAD SPELLING OF BRIDGET and QUEEN BEE! From Reddit and r/UnresolvedMysteries: Reachelle Marie Smith?! BAD SPELLING OF RACHEL! From James and Savage Paramedics: I feel like a tangled set of EKG wires right now.

Blogthings: Work from home, BRIDGET JONES, hands, fondues, love at first sight

July 3, 2020

BLOGTHINGS IS BACK FOR NOW! Finally, an excuse to use my meme / quiz LJ icons! What’s Your Work From Home Personality? Your Work From Home Personality is Work and Chill. CORONAVIRUS! If you are going to work from home, then you are going to take it easy. No need to stress about working too […]

Godown-Gross, Burns-Butts, Johnson-Wacker, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 30, 2016

Godown-Gross! Burns-Butts! Johnson-Wacker! Hunt-Kapture! Johnson-Holder! Baer-Teets! (Bare Tits) Beaver-Aiken! Butts-Fudger! Dueitt-Kute! Fang-Dang! Makin-Peeples! Moore-Dummer! Nutter-Boner! Puls-Johnson! Seeman-Sample! De Armendi-Backs!

Turbo jokers and French stones at rodeos / I know where things are! / Bombs

July 16, 2010

Bingo of the night: PIERROTS (132 points) – against Bridget S. High-scoring words of the night: POW (100 points) – against Cheryl W. [2W, 5W] TURBOS (160 points) – against Linda C. [two 4W] JOKER (236 points; 4W, 5L on J), TEEN (115 points; two 5W, hook off SARD to make AT / RE / […]

Chapman’s 4L tub is STUPID!

May 4, 2009

Okay, maybe I should have returned the 4L of Chapman’s butterscotch ripple ice cream on Friday afternoon too. Now it turns out that I can’t open the tub / plastic container! I also found that a Big Turk bar had somehow oozed out on the dining room table, but the others seemed to be okay […]

Regent graduation 2009 – yay for abalone?

April 27, 2009

Steph picked me up earlier, and we were off to dinner at some restaurant in the T&T plaza before Jon’s grad ceremony. Discussed Teresa, reasonable noise level at 10 AM caused by the piano when you’re trying to sleep, idealism, history, studying, wedding stuff, money, Jon’s pub gig with his violin later, poop, Pastor John, […]

Past hilarious quotes, May to December 2006

November 27, 2008

May 15, 2006: (Monday) Mom: “You must know Jeremy better than I do. After all, you were sitting with him and his parents on Easter Sunday! *pause* Maybe you and Eric can have a romantic evening and watch 24 with us!” (While her assumption about Jeremy is true, her reason for it isn’t. Let’s just […]

If you miss a train, you don’t need to take a $700 cab ride!

March 8, 2008

Just before I left today, I fielded this email from Uncle Eric and Auntie Brenda, forwarded to me by my mother: “Derek, our older son, was recently coughing up blood. He went to the doctor for a chest X-ray, but nothing was diagnosed. Subsequently, he was seen by a lung specialist, and a brochoscopy was […]

Ontario phone calls, amusing MSN name tricks, Kraft Shake’n Bake (Original)

January 31, 2007

Whose phone number is 416-224-1061? Yes, I know it’s from Ontario… but I don’t know anybody there. At least, not with that number! Weird stuff, but at least I’ve avoided it! Ah, MSN amusement is so hilarious! I just couldn’t resist any longer, so I had to do the “respond to MSN name” trick. Definitely […]

Spongebob Beanie Babies RULE! / No liquid sleep aids!

January 30, 2007

I found the perfect birthday present for my distant cousin Ethan just now at Save-On: a half-price Spongebob Beanie Baby! He loves Spongebob, so I’m hoping he likes it! The only thing is that I’ll have to get my mom to send it to his mom Anna sometime… and do I even HAVE the kid’s […]