I called Chrystal at 10:15 to see if she wanted to reschedule our plans for Friday because of the weather forecast for more snow. I also told her what happened earlier today at the passport office – NO HITTING OR ABUSE! She understands my feelings on things, even if I was crying. I did say that I do care about my friends’ mental health struggles, but I am not going to be anybody’s therapist. She even agreed to be my passport reference or guarantor, so gave me her full address. We eventually rescheduled for next Thursday, the 15th.
From John: The chocolate dollop on your Christmas cookies is really some elf’s poop. BEWARE!
Scout Motto: Be Prepared. In other words, pee before you leave!
From Helen S.: DRAGON WEDDING CAKE!
When Jon Otis and Joe Scharfenberg defeat Dan Quayle in the Denver HinesCo Building in JONBOUND, they go into the golden room next door to find the kidnapped Sarah Buffaloe AND the ketchup mogul Tim Hines, who is… a glitchy block?!
Trae, Rakim, Penny, and Inspector Gadget are in Claw Castle with a save master in THE MYSTERIOUS MINE!
Mom said that she and Dad could pay a lot of the $160 passport fee if I waited for her outside Dr. Ruby’s office at the early hour of 9:45 AM or if they picked me up at 9 AM. I opted for the latter, given the current state of the weather around here. She called at 8 AM – while I was making food – to remind me to bring my old passport because they’d cancel it at the office. Good thing, too – I probably would not have thought to take it with me! Then we went to the passport office to get things done, but I forgot about the guarantor part. I got an attempted parental guilt trip about Ayler and Hiero and church, too. DON’T BUG ME ABOUT WASTING TIME WHEN I’M TRYING TO FOCUS! Mom gave me a complicated white Stormtech Performance winter jacket, which would be cool except that the DOUBLE ZIPPER got stuck within three hours of my owning it; good thing I managed to fix it before going out again! She also gave me a thin charcoal Stretch GAP jacket for wearing around the cold apartment, which is fine.
At 2:15, I went to the pharmacy next door for some generic Minoral called Ovima. NO MORE DEMULEN AFTER SATURDAY! Yes, I told the male pharmacy manager all about my three full periods in November, but HE ASKED about the prescription change! So we discussed estrogen and other things as well. Since I was there anyways, I asked about hydrogen peroxide. At $2.29 for 500 mL, it’s $1.80 CHEAPER than London Drugs! Good to know for the future!
Airhorn prank from Andrew M. and 22 Words!
Here are the Flying Men in BOZOBOUND’s version of Magicant. They are Bozo clones!
You Are Corny Collins
You are an all-around good person, and everyone naturally likes you. You have a certain undeniable charm.
You are a good mediator and know how to bring people together. You don’t have to agree with someone to get along with them.
You are progressive, but also a pragmatist. You treat everyone as fairly as you can, but you also give opportunities to those who need them most.
You are charismatic as all get out, but you don’t need to be the star. You use your spotlight to help others shine.
I remember watching HAIRSPRAY at Chuck’s in December 2008, man…
The HALLOW'S END party (Sally, Craig, and Clyde) finds a typewriter in the Hollyanna sewers. "There is a typewriter here. Since you have an ink ribbon, you can save your game." I understand that this is a RESIDENT EVIL reference.
The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE party (Alinivar / Colonel Saturn / Zarbol) stays overnight at the Thunderton Hotel. The next day’s news headline: “Bridge to Cloudvale blocked by Pigsnout Society officials!” The bellhop’s reaction: “I think that’s kind of unfortunate.”
The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE party (Alinivar / Colonel Saturn / Zarbol) joins the Pigsnout Society for half-price, thanks to Louie and his briefcase. After passing a free PSI test with flying colors (and instantly catapulting to Rank 9 in the Pigsnout Society), they finally get in to see Mr. 10… who is GREYFACE! He has creepy plastic dummies of Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, and robots around his room. He also has a Mr. Saturn machine (the Phase DIstorter), a spider-mech machine, a yo-yo (the Friend’s Yo-Yo?), and iron pencil statues. The party’s mission is to get the Apple from Cloudvale.
COFFEE TIME since I got up at 8 AM! The Canucks played Toronto at 4 today, and Vancouver squandered a 2-0 lead to have the game go to overtime and a shootout. VANCOUVER WON 3-2 IN THE SHOOTOUT!
Here is Hook Man from JEFF’S #1 BASS FISHING!
Your main character in HYPERBOUND finds Jeff Andonuts in the Mai Desert.
From James: The Redditor’s wife said, “I told him to kill the bug with a broom. He said melee attacks are not useful against flying creatures.”
Trae and Inspector Gadget have made it to Smurf Village in THE MYSTERIOUS MINE!