Cat: Let me just clean off my bitch-slapper, then we can get down to business.
It’s very dear to me, the issue of gay marriage. Or, as I like to call it: “marriage.” You know, because I had lunch this afternoon, not gay lunch. I parked my car; I didn’t gay park it. – Liz Feldman
That awkward moment when someone asks what’s wrong, and they’re the problem…
That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing…
Vancouver “what we think we do” meme!
I may be crazy… but crazy is better than stupid!
When Pantera is on, you should do the following: Shut up, listen, and get FUCKING HOSTILE!
Dr. Ken Hurt is a dentist?!
Dumas and McPhail?! Definitely not as funny if you pronounce Dumas the French way…
Teachers of Reddit, what’s the “weirdest” child name you’ve come across?
From Newfiebangaa: Reno in FINAL FANTASY 7 says, “I can’t have you do that. No one GET in the way of Reno and the Turks…”
You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can’t people do that in bookstores? Like if I’m looking at a novel in Barnes & Noble, and some person walks up to me and strikes up a conversation and offers to buy the book for me, there is a lot better chance of that working out in their favor. I’m going to reblog this until it’s a cultural norm.
Steph emailed me to say that I could come over on Monday or Wednesday to see Fraser, then later changed her mind since she has a bunch of massage and chiropractic appointments this week because of her back. Next week is also fine by me! She’d also emailed us photos of Fraser enjoying the sun and congee!
Dragon Queen: “I’m the Dragon Queen… A messenger from God.”
The DRAGON QUEST III party checks out the Dragon Queen’s egg, and a baby dragon can be felt moving inside…
The DRAGON QUEST III party is inside a cave (the Pachisi track inside the Kol well), and attempts to return to a town. “FLAMSTER’s head bounced off the ceiling!”
I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
Overworked Brooklyn cop attempts to reason with hurricane!