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This is CRAZY LAND.

Jun
26

After seeing KFC referenced on Not Always Right, I decided that I had to go out and get some for lunch at 2:10, just managing to get the C94. I got a six-piece combo for $10.50, and the price and quantity was better than what I was expecting! Before that, I went to Indigo Spirit / Chapters to browse, and got Strange History (Bathroom Readers’ Institute). I even asked about getting a replacement Plum Rewards card (like I did last time I was there), and actually got one! HA! to the clerk last time who said they didn’t have any more physical cards! No, I didn’t get a bookmark, but I have plenty of spares here at home. I got home at 3:10 on a 407, and now I want to make a Facebook album devoted to the books I’ve read or owned. Getting all the book covers will take a while, but Goodreads will make the whole process slightly easier!

From Krista: Sea serpent dragon capsizing a ship!

From Janina: Hey, Laser Lips! Your mother was a snowblower!

From Julie S. and Snapchat: A foul festival with food?! Also, a steamed vegetable item on a menu includes SWEET PORN?!

Jun
26

Since I was up at 6:55 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT!

This baby says, “I farted and a little poop came out. So what?”

From Slimjet User Group: Hamza Yousfi?! His profile says he’s from Tunisia, but I don’t know if that’s an actual legitimate Tunisian name!

From Not Always Right: Joseph Bark?! WOOF WOOF BOW WOW!

From Not Always Right: Emily Warning?! What if she’s not around to give you a warning? Haha!

Jun
25

From Julie and JUDGE JUDY: Dawnette Sigmon?!

From Reddit on June 1, 2017: No, 2016ThrowAway0318, telling people that the black people in someone’s class are only there to meet a quota is NOT a microaggression!

From Reddit on June 2, 2017: Stupid OP named PenelopeJames! Aniyah is not a valid name, especially if you heard about it on 16 AND PREGNANT!

From Reddit on June 2, 2017: Stupid OP named Joncrtny! Darwin is not a girl’s name, Winnie is not short for Darwin, and the R is probably not softer in an English accent vs. an American one!

Jun
24

Since I woke up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Alec Ferrell tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED!

From Reddit: The spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant in Jayakarta!

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Cock, Cock Zero, and Cock Light are all sold at this 7-11!

God is Rickrolling you right now.

This describes me most of the time: “Why am I here? I could be home on the Internet right now.”

Jun
23

Chrissy refriended me again, so all is well on that front.

Fraser with the animal book I got him when he was in town last month!

My ex-friend David Emery!

My ex-friend Subena Schmidt!

From Janina: All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall.

From Engrish.com: Chicken paws?!

From Julie: Khushwinder Singh?!

Rare item in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS: Fish: A rotten fish.

Jun
22

I found out that the freezer might not have been working properly, so I called Hester at 11:25 for some help in that regard. After asking me what the freezer was (???), she said to adjust the number levels on temperature sensor, and to drop her a note later. Since I had to do my laundry after I showered anyway, I decided to combine two second-floor trips into one, and finished the laundry at 2. Hester came by at 3:45 to check stuff, and she said it was okay after adjusting some more things. At least she wasn’t rude like she can be!

THE 2017-2018 CANUCKS SCHEDULE IS OUT! TIME FOR PLANNING AHEAD ON INDEX CARDS AND NOTEPAD DOCUMENT!

From Janina: Sexual Harassment Panda! “So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we’ll call it formal sex.” “You have a boyfriend? You want a MAN friend?” “Roses are red, violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Show me your tits.”

“I WOULD call Heaven and tell them an angel was missing. But I’m kinda hoping you’re a slut.” “Are you retarded? You look special to me.” “I am wasted, but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.”

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Whatever tea?!

Locke and Terra meet up with General Leo, Celes, and Shadow the assassin in Albrook after the events at the Imperial Palace banquet in FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS. Shadow reassures them: “I’m working for the Empire. But don’t worry… I’m not going to garrote you!” HAHAHAHA!

Jun
21

I think it’s amusing that I’m mentioning Teunis and Krista in the same post since they used to go out with each other and are now exes, haha. 😀

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:15 to mail Lisa’s Twisted Whiskers goldfish in martini birthday card to her at the London Drugs post office. Then I went to the Richmond Centre Dining Terrace food court (eating some food first – vegetable chow mein, mixed vegetables, pepper steak, and slightly spicy Kung Pao chicken from Kung Pao Wok) to meet up briefly with Teunis so to return a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. At least, I intended it to be briefer than it was. He brought his wife and child (Rochelle and Heidi) from Burnaby, and we both got closure on what happened in 2011, which is nice. Discussed his not talking to Jasmine anymore (good!), understanding, being stressed out, no online following (which is totally fine), vegetables, his treating me to a mango oolong bubble tea with small pearls from Fair Bee Bubble Tea (I was too fast for him when it came to dinner food!), and my nephews.

We also talked about their Vietnamese food with sauces and shrimp salad rolls, Heidi wanting to give me her used plastic cutlery, his meeting Mike once briefly, our lives now, shaking hands, web design, Heidi’s impatience / thinking it was Metrotown with the train for kids / liking all the lights, the Canucks, Vikings, my learning the importance of non-rushed alone time / non-emergencies, and a floor plan of the mall. I got home with leftovers at 8:20 on a 407, which is good because it was still light out. At least he says that it’s good to see I’m doing much better, and I can say the same for him as well.

From Julie: A dragon refining a castle with his breath!

From Krista: Cloud water dragon with a green imp and trees!

Jun
21

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS.

After I had COFFEE TIME / BLACK TEA TIME, Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought store brand potato and cheese perogies, on-sale Excel White gum x3, perogies, bananas, NEW on-sale Samjin pretzels x5 (Tomato Ketchup / Spicy Beef / Stir-Fried Seafood / Cheddar Cheese / Wasabi), NEW Oreo Birthday Cake ice cream, NEW Breyer’s Mrs. Fields Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream, blood orange Western Family store brand Greek yogurt, NEW on-sale frozen Northern King Tom Yum seafood soup, Campbell’s light cream of mushroom soup, an on-sale Dawn dish detergent (New Zealand Springs), Money’s sliced mushrooms x2, NEW Old Dutch Mozzarella chips, and NEW Old Dutch Jalapeno Cheddar chips. Also purchased Halls cough drops in a pack of 36 (cherry / cool mint / honey lemon / regular), Arm and Hammer Pro Sensitive toothpaste x2, Arm and Hammer Extra Advance Whitening toothpaste, an on-sale Colgate toothbrush, on-sale apple / pineapple / mango / orange juices, on-sale Fisherman’s Wharf Taiwan-style dumplings (Pork and Cabbage / Chicken and Mushroom), NEW Hint of Jalapeno Tostitos chips, a big tub of Heluva Good! French Onion chip dip, preserved vegetables x2, on-sale Sautao XO Sauce and Black Pepper noodles, on-sale Sautao XO Sauce noodles, Nissin XO Sauce and Seafood noodles, Nissin miso and pork noodles, on-sale DOLL spicy pork noodles, Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles, Vedan Spicy Mushroom noodles, and NEW on-sale Birthday Cake Froot Loops to celebrate Canada’s 150th birthday / sesquicentennial.

When I got home, I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online. Then I discovered that Chrissy, Marissa, and Subena had all unfriended me. What the heck?!

From Janina: Necrophilia… sit back and crack open a cold one!

NEW frozen Northern King Tom Yum seafood soup: squid, shrimp, octopus, lime, galangal, lemon leaf, chili, lemongrass, MSG, garlic, and baby corn!

Money’s sliced mushrooms: sliced, whole, pieces and stems x2!

[lj-cut text=”Toothpaste, pretzels, and weird chip and cereal flavors!”]Arm and Hammer Pro Sensitive toothpaste!

Arm and Hammer Extra Advance Whitening toothpaste!

NEW Samjin pretzels: Tomato Ketchup / Spicy Beef Stir-Fried Seafood / Cheddar Cheese / Wasabi!

Fisherman’s Wharf Taiwanese-style pork and cabbage dumplings!

NEW Birthday Cake Froot Loops to celebrate Canada’s 150th birthday / sesquicentennial!

NEW Oreo Birthday Cake ice cream!

NEW Breyer’s Mrs. Fields Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream!

NEW Hint of Jalapeno Tostitos chips!

NEW Dutch Gourmet Mozzarella chips!

NEW Dutch Gourmet Jalapeno Cheddar chips!

Halls cough drops in a pack of 36: cherry / cool mint / honey lemon / regular!

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Jun
20

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine.

Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA!

From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA!

From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as STYLE GUIDE, THE ART OF THE COMMA, COMMA 101, LET’S PUNCTUATE / THE RIGHT WAY / THE WRONG WAY / USAGE / COMMA FUN!

Jun
19

At 7:45 tonight, I found that I could tag non-friends in Facebook photos again – YAY! That’s how it should be, dammit! Thank goodness it didn’t last two weeks, as I had a lot of photos to tag!

From Janina: Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a nine-year-old boy living in Namibia. He has only one leg, one arm, and one eye. Each day, he has to ride seven miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes, and only one pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video – it’s fucking hilarious.

From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Fuck vegetables!

From UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: Fawzi Mahmud?!

From Not Always Working: Mutemwiya Alexandrovna?!