From Julie: This frog says, “What’s an editor’s blood type? Typo negative!”

From Reddit: Stop premature pumpkin spicing! This is apparently at the Wawa on Broad and Walnut in Philadelphia.

The entirely useless Key to the Twoson Sewers!


Laura Liscum Thuroo added me to Facebook – DENIED! I had a headache, so I went to bed at about 11 PM last night. Then I got up at 10:10 to an email from Jon sent from Harmony’s account. They’re still unpacking and the house is probably chaos, so next week will be better for coming over. MORE TIME FOR GAMING TODAY!

Mario, a piranha plant, ghosts, a POW block, a question mark block, a coin, a turtle, flowers, a Bomb-Omb, pipes, leaves, a Bullet Bill, and a flute!

Toad flipping us off in SUPER MARIO 1…

MARIO MUSTACHES: Original, Zorro, my neighbor, Mötörhead, Watson, Les Daltons, José Bové, Asterix, Wario, Frank Zappa, Dali, Lars Le Viking, Magnum, Hercule Poirot, Ringo Starr, Charlie Chaplin (or Hitler?), Dupont, Dupond, Martin Luther King, Lech Walesa, Stalin, George Michael, Prince, Hook, Burt Reynolds, Gandhi, Clark Gable, Django Reinhardt, Santana, Einstein.


Julie S. sent this to me! “Febreze: Making your restrooms smell like shitrus.”

Van Gogh’s STARRY NIGHT done in bacon!

From Pete: A cat in snow with Japanese and a weapon!

Beware of frenemies! (enemies who pretend to be friends)

Gregor Robertson is dating a Chinese pop star named Wanting Qu?!


Pig at Cerulean Beach in Chapter 7 of MOTHER 3: “Oiiink?? (The words “Oscar” and “Mayer” appeared to me in a dream.)”

Pig at Cerulean Beach in Chapter 7 of MOTHER 3: “(But I don’t know what they mean. Oscar. Mayer.)”

From the Canada Safeway Facebook wall: Sunday Tingle?!

From Reddit: Boneless bananas!


That awesome moment when you come back from vacations and can finally poop in your own bathroom!

Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than people right beside you.

I am lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please tell me to wait.


















I went out at 5:45 to meet Chrystal at 6:30 at Broadway Station. The lack of actual chairs and tables (as opposed to only barstools) at La Taquiera across the street was a dealbreaker for me, so we walked a block to go to Ebisu on Broadway instead. We talked about Chuck and Andrea moving back here within two days, Ayler wanting to kick me, Hiero and preschool, Jon and Harmony moving, Melia’s kid Owen, Emily’s kid Ethan, Uncle Peter, Auntie Ying, therapy, Cindy (she might have been emotional about that), Citrus and his wedding, my Mango Paradise roll / Alaska roll, sharing her spicy tuna roll / Vancouver roll, Hope City, the Olympics, THE AMAZING RACE, THE BIG BANG THEORY, her cousins from Seattle, nut allergies (her cousin and baby Fraser have the same thing!), communication, the Compass Card, church planters at Hope City, and her trip to Europe with Vivian. I got home at 9:10 on a 407.

From Translink’s Facebook wall: Charlostain Sawshades?!


Since I was reasonably awake by 9:45 today, I decided to go to ICBC at Lansdowne Mall. I had a short conversation with a little girl about My Little Pony: she had Fluttershy and Applejack. I only had to wait about 45 minutes or so, which is fine since I had a book with me as per usual. Then I went to Smart n’ Save so I could eventually buy Maggi curry noodles and Maggi Tom Yam noodles, getting home at 11:55 on a 401. I also just called Chrystal at work to confirm that we are on for tonight.

The COLINBOUND party checks out the Lockport burger shop at the department store. “My name’s Duke Nukem, and this is my burger shop.”

Hey, Colin is bubble-ized in Winnipeg! Luckily, Sara Buffaloe can heal him at the nearby hospital for a relatively modest fee!

Look! Here’s Andy Capp at the Winnipeg café!


Barry picked me up at 11:30 to go food shopping at Price Smart after going to both banks. I got on-sale beef and vegetable Good Taste dumplings, new on-sale white Colgate toothpaste (since my white toothpaste seemed to have a lot of air in it?!), on-sale Chunky Soup x 10 for $2 each (pepper steak and potato / seafood chowder x2 / chicken à la king / chicken noodle / prime rib with vegetables / New England clam chowder / chicken corn chowder / beef), on-sale Orangina, on-sale Silk almond vanilla milk x2, Always Mi Goreng noodles x2 (Perisa Kari Kapitan / Perisa Sambal Udang), and on-sale Shio Ramen. Also bought on-sale Curry Mee white curry noodles x2, white vinegar, Excel White gum x2 in the pink tub, Japanese curry udon noodles, Nyojo hot and spicy noodles, on-sale NEW NUT-FREE Dare Bear Paws possibly for Fraser (banana bread / chocolate chip), on-sale store brand paper towels (for almost half-price!), on-sale organic Olympic mango yogurt, Secret black socks, and store brand white grape juice. When I got home, I had to do some creative banking again!

Just my fucking luck. Zombies eat brains, which means my ex is safe.


I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today, and also did my laundry since I was running out of undershirts.

Here’s how to explain sex to children using pens!

Julie S. was playing WORLD OF WARCRAFT one day, and noticed that this Dragonmaw Foreman orc character’s head had glitched out into a blue-and-white square for some odd reason!


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