From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?!
From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!
Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME!
From Krista: Snarling green dragon!
From Dragons and Pinterest: DRAGON AND DESSERTS! Dragon didn’t do dinner, so he delivered dozens of delicious desserts instead.
From I Love Dragons: A dragon necklace with a hidden knife!
Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED!
I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names!
Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius…
Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?!
I experienced good #2 timing just now! 😀
Barry called just now to say that he would be here shortly if that was okay. WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EARLY?!
Edit: Then my computer mouse and keyboard AND table decided to all fall down. STRESSFUL! Luckily, I was able to put everything right again before I had to leave! PHEW!
From Wesley: Poopy-Time Fun Shapes for your kids’ bathroom time?! Do I want to know how this is supposed to work?! “Poopy Time Fun Shapes! It’s about to get Poopy! Make bathroom time fun again with the original SafeGlide adapter and Poopy-Time shapes! What will your kids poop up?”
From Janina: Winning at MARIO KART: Princess Peach, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, and more!
I got this captcha from EmuParadise while downloading FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE: Taco Tuesday!
Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke up at 1:30, and the phone was working, so I tried to call Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, she was off today through Thursday. Okay, then!
From Janina: NASCAR presents the Walmart 500.
From Julie S. and Snapchat: Ginger dumping and deep-fried baby are on menus?!
From Reddit: I don’t care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself… you hang in there, sunshine, you’re friggin’ special.
From Julie: Cosmas Curry?!
From Janina: If you didn’t get “Luck Be In The Air Tonight” on this WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle, the Internet has probably ruined you.
From Buzzfeed: GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK?!