Ten Reasons Why English Is Weird!
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. We must polish the Polish furniture.
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10. I did not object to the object.
I went to London Drugs at 2:50 to get replacement sturdy pub glasses x4 to use for my laundry detergent (February 22) / Purell hand sanitizer x4 (aloe, Ocean Kiss, original, Spring Breeze) / cherry Coke, and got home at 3:30. Good thing I didn’t cut my fingernails after Jon mentioned it last week because I had to get the silver foil off the hand sanitizer bottles!
I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay away from assholes!
Giant 13-pound sushi roll from Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!
I replied to Mandy’s email about baby Fraser tonight, and did a bunch of Facebook photo album tagging work and editing.
The 2014 Youth Trout Rodeo winners include… Bear Hertwig?! Didn’t Alicia Silverstone name her son Blu Bear?!
I got up today to another Reddit message saying that SOMEBODY had (temporarily) banned me from TrollXChromosomes [March 17, 2014] for a week. Hey, sometimes being judgmental IS needed, especially when it comes to certain people’s morals when they have sex with married men! Yes, I’m talking about PineappleFields4Evr. So, whatever!
Cop at Onett police station, to Ness: ” “Don’t Enter” means just that — “DO NOT ENTER!” … You got that?”
Jon wanted to know if I could help Harmony with the kids tomorrow (Saturday) from 5:30 to 8, as he’s at a SERVANTS event – hey, that’s better for my sleep schedule, haha!
You Should Have Croissants
You are well-grounded and down to earth. You know what you like, and you’re happy to pursue it.
You are consistent, but you are far from boring. You have a depth and understanding of the world that others admire.
You are the kind of person who likes to make the ordinary extraordinary. You believe that every day should be special.
You refuse to be part of any drudgery or grind. Life is too short to feel like one day is wasted.
OCDL Note: I now have 606 categories, as I’ve just added “liked posts” and deleted “Jaymi.”
You Are Connected
You live a very mindful life, and you pay close attention to the world around you. You are aware.
Even when you are alone, you are engaging your senses fully. You never feel too isolated.
You value your time with others, and in general, you may be more social than not. It’s how you stay a part of the world.
However, being connected also means enjoying some rest and relaxation. You recharge in a way that enhances your relationship with others.
From Mikki and Word Porn: I wonder what people who write “u” and “ur” do with all their extra time.