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This is CRAZY LAND.

Apr
29

From Buzzfeed: DOUBLE PENETRATOR?!

From Matthew Santoro: Sergey Tuganov dropped dead after sex and a bottle of Viagra?!

Apr
29

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME!

From Krista: Snarling green dragon!

From Dragons and Pinterest: DRAGON AND DESSERTS! Dragon didn’t do dinner, so he delivered dozens of delicious desserts instead.

From I Love Dragons: A dragon necklace with a hidden knife!

Apr
28

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED!

I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names!

Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius…

Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?!

Tanoh Kpassagnon?!

Cooper Kupp?!

Praise Martin-Oguike?!

Budda Baker?!

Channing Stribling?!

Tau Lotulelai?!

Leo Koloamatangi?!

Phazahn Odom?!

Obi Melinfonwu?!

Amba Etta-Tawo?!

JuJu Smith-Schuster?!

Takkarist McKinley?!

Pita Taumoepenu?!

Apr
27

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – nope, I don’t play that game.

Then Shelley said that she talked to one of the admins of CRIME INC. (where I got banned from the other day) and they said that they had no problem letting me back into the group. Apparently, the creator of the CRIMINALLY LISTED videos caused trouble in their group a few years back, so all his videos are banned. Like I’m supposed to know about that?! Also, my comment about “why is this dog post in a crime group?” was the last straw, and I wasn’t the only person to be banned. I’m still not going to go back, though!

Cow on a Japanese sign in Yokosuka: Please, I do not vomit in a washroom. If I vomit, it’s by a toilet.

From Janina: This horse says, “Not sure if I have free time… or just forgot everything I was supposed to do.”

In FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Tarza’s father’s cabin. He tries talking to Interceptor. Shadow says, “Whoa… the dog just can’t stand strangers!”

Apr
26

Photo merging, stacking, combination, or juxtaposition! Combine two images into one!

I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online today. Barry picked me up at 1 after I had COFFEE TIME, and we went to both banks before heading to Price Smart. I bought Gatorade Cool Blue Raspberry x6, Excel White gum x3, $1 Sidekicks (Teriyaki Noodles / Tomato Alfredo x2 / Three Cheese x3 / Creamy Chicken Fusilli x3 / White Cheddar Queso / Teriyaki Rice / Singapore Curry Noodles x2 / Garlic Butter with Lemon x2 / Creamy Parmesan), NEW on-sale Western Family Loaded Chocolate Sundae ice cream in a limited edition ($2 off!), NEW Häagen-Dazs Spirits Vodka Key Lime Pie ice cream, Western Family fusilli (900 grams) / Western Family rotini (900 grams) / Western Family penne rigate (900 grams) / NEW Western Family macaroni (900 grams) / NEW Western Family Cavatappi pasta / NEW Western Family Casarecce pasta, on-sale bottled water x2 (two for $7 when the regular price was $6.75 for ONE!), and Silk almond milk x2.

I also got NEW Ruffles Mozzarella and Marinara chips (and told Sam on Discord later), on-sale All-Bran Buds ($2 off!), on-sale Honey and Lemon Strepsils (50 cents off!), Indomie Mi Goreng BBQ Chicken noodles, Silk almond vanilla milk x2, Mama shrimp tom yum noodles, on-sale Mamee Monster BBQ noodle snacks (almost $2 off!), on-sale Mamee Monster chicken noodle snacks (almost $2 off!), Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles x2, Vedan Mushroom / Cuttlefish noodles, and bananas. Turns out I saved $33.92 today, which is good! When I got home, I put $20 aside in an envelope for whenever Chrystal and I go out to dinner, then promptly spilled half the All-Bran Buds on my dining room table! Good thing that nothing got on the carpet, which is practically the same color as the cereal! For cleanup purposes, I wiped all the cereal detritus with a damp cloth after scooping most of it into the Ziploc bag!

From Buzzfeed: OH, RICK! What the heck?!

Ruffles chips: Mozzarella and Marinara!

Gatorade Cool Blue Raspberry!

All-Bran Buds!

Mamee Monster chicken noodle snacks!

Mamee Monster BBQ noodle snacks!

Indomie Mi Goreng BBQ Chicken noodles!

NEW Western Family macaroni!

Cavatappi pasta!

NEW Western Family Casarecce pasta!

NEW Western Family Loaded Chocolate Sundae ice cream in a limited edition!

Apr
26

I experienced good #2 timing just now! 😀

Barry called just now to say that he would be here shortly if that was okay. WHY DO YOU SHOW UP EARLY?!

Edit: Then my computer mouse and keyboard AND table decided to all fall down. STRESSFUL! Luckily, I was able to put everything right again before I had to leave! PHEW!

From Wesley: Poopy-Time Fun Shapes for your kids’ bathroom time?! Do I want to know how this is supposed to work?! “Poopy Time Fun Shapes! It’s about to get Poopy! Make bathroom time fun again with the original SafeGlide adapter and Poopy-Time shapes! What will your kids poop up?”

From Janina: Winning at MARIO KART: Princess Peach, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, Wario, and more!

I got this captcha from EmuParadise while downloading FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE: Taco Tuesday!

Apr
25

Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke up at 1:30, and the phone was working, so I tried to call Chrystal at work to see when a good time would be to get together. Apparently, she was off today through Thursday. Okay, then!

From Janina: NASCAR presents the Walmart 500.

From Julie S. and Snapchat: Ginger dumping and deep-fried baby are on menus?!

From Reddit: I don’t care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself… you hang in there, sunshine, you’re friggin’ special.

Apr
24

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going to happen, I wouldn’t have bothered being polite. I’d have said, “WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IN HERE?!” Seriously, people. WHY THE FUCK IS THE MODDING SO BLOODY INCONSISTENT?! I wouldn’t be surprised if they were all personal friends or something! Now I wonder why the fuck Shelley is in the group. DO NOT JOIN THE GROUP!

From This Is True: Aaron Jerome Megatron?!

From Julie: JERALYNN and Jeremiah got married in Lancaster, Pennsylvania?! Wow, and I thought Warren Tam and Lauren Chan were bad for rhyming names back in 2002…

Apr
24

From Julie: Meocean is a girl’s name?! If you identify as the ocean and you’re not a little kid, I’ve got news for you…

From Buzzfeed: BUTTER SAFE THAN SORRY?!

From Vanessa: “Ling-Ling, why you get B+ at school? You not Bsian, you Asian!”

Apr
23

From Julie: Cosmas Curry?!

From Janina: If you didn’t get “Luck Be In The Air Tonight” on this WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle, the Internet has probably ruined you.

From Buzzfeed: GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK?!