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Lots of fires around Onett meteorite! / Dannaca M. Patterson / Cass Snuzzle

December 4, 2017

In EARTHBOUND, Ness and Pokey Minch make it up to the Onett hilltop and check out the meteorite before talking to Picky Minch. “Caution! There are still lots of fires burning here and there! It’s HOT!” From Not Always Working: Dannaca M. Patterson?! That should be spelled DANICA! From Not Always Working: Cass Snuzzle?! Advertisements

Jodi Sass?! / Princess Gray?! / Darren Raddysh?! / Joseph Zamboni?! / CRIME!

November 15, 2017

Blah, I’m up early again! Time to take some melatonin! From FORENSIC FILES: Jodi Sass has a great last name! From the same FORENSIC FILES episode: Princess Gray?! From a documenary on the serial killer James Hicks: Joseph Zamboni has a cool last name! I wonder if he’s related to the inventor of the Zamboni, […]

Courtney Muckelroy?! / Dandin Koh?! / Denton Young?! / Lasair Ni Fhionnualann?!

September 13, 2017

I went shopping at 1:10 on a 407, going to Price Smart to get some frozen Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake as my birthday cake / treat to myself, on-sale Zest Ocean Breeze body wash (I’m re-banning Lever 2000 body wash from my apartment), and a little bottle of mango Ramune on Lena’s recommendation. Then I […]

Hearing ears and mouths, Gavin Danger / Everley Darling Russell, a MARIO room

May 31, 2017

I noticed that Chinese Eric – of all people – had called me at 7 last night, so of course I called him back and got his voicemail. Oh well. Then Barry called me to see whether I’d fixed my computer speakers yet. Yes, I had. Now that’s enough people interaction for me currently! From […]

Funny names from the 2017 NFL Draft!

April 28, 2017

Zachary Paul added me on Facebook – DENIED! I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Cordrea Tankersley?! He also has a brother named Cordarius… Vidaunte “Taco” Charlton?! Tanoh Kpassagnon?! Cooper Kupp?! Praise Martin-Oguike?! Budda Baker?! Channing Stribling?! Tau Lotulelai?! Leo Koloamatangi?! Phazahn Odom?! Obi Melinfonwu?! Amba Etta-Tawo?! JuJu Smith-Schuster?! Takkarist McKinley?! […]

Ash Ketchum the Pokemon trainer! / Nobody likes spoiled children after cooking!

November 12, 2016

Hey, here’s Ash Ketchum the Pokemon trainer in COLINBOUND! From Subena and the Madison Brain Centre: This BIZARRO witch has it right! No one likes spoiled children, so be sure to use an airtight container when storing leftovers.

COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: BETWEEN TWO TIMES Enemies, #1-192!

November 6, 2016

These are all the enemies I could find in the COGNITIVE DISSONANCE hack of the MOTHER universe. I used this Youtube playlist (Version 1.3) by ThirdOfClubs as a walkthrough. THE FUZZY FROG IS A CONSUMABLE ITEM, AND CAN ONLY BE USED ONCE TO SAVE ANYWHERE! Auto-wins seem to give you one experience point each and […]

Bob’s Angry Flower, being a spelling bee judge, Busko Tungus, Brumbpo Tungus

September 12, 2016

Pastor Dan emailed me to say that he couldn’t make it to my birthday celebration, but he did want to wish me a big Happy Birthday, and added that it was great to see me last night. I’ll accept that, haha! From Julie: Bob’s Angry Flower! “Sweet Holy Fuck! Such a beautiful day! I have […]

Chili cheese chips! / Green bubble wrap! / Milk to beer! / Sad payday realities!

July 27, 2016

I AM DONE WITH DAN SAVAGE – he’s gone downhill since 1994! I went to both banks at 3:20 and paid my Shaw bill online today. I went to the Shoppers Drug Mart post office and bought some

Lunch with Sharon, finally! / TOILET GOLF / Queen Precious Jewel Earth Zabriskie

June 1, 2016

I managed to meet Sharon for lunch at 12:30 by the Richmond Centre food court elevators. While I had a samosa and two tandoori chicken drumsticks from Curry Point, she had four pieces of sushi, and gave me the two remaining ones since she can’t eat that much. We caught up with some news: I […]