Archive for the ‘news’ Category

DANCING WITH CATS?! / Chinese New Year Stickers 2! / Daylin Leach?!

February 27, 2018

From Julie: DANCING WITH CATS?! From Julie: Chinese New Year Facebook stickers 2! From Julie: Daylin Leach?! Advertisements


Beat The Parents! / Inviting someone into the shower with you to use soap!

February 26, 2018

Julie saw this game while shopping at Walmart: BEAT THE PARENTS?! Imagine if they came out with a game called BEAT THE CHILDREN! From Reddit and r/funny: HOW TO USE Snow Fairy Soap: If you really don’t know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with […]


Creepy Easter Bunny 10! / Ron Rohn?! / Taihessha?!

February 25, 2018

I went out at 11:15 on a 407 – the roads seemed fine enough – to London Drugs for an Alter Eco Pacific Burnt Caramel organic chocolate bar / Ragusa Noir chocolate bar for Harmony, and on-sale Nair for later if things with Jimmy proceed apace. Then I went to Shoppers for on-sale Campbell’s clam […]


Dictator Valentines, St. Valentine’s Massacre, Skiffington and Colbie Holderness

February 14, 2018

Dictator Valentines! Leon Trotsky thinks you’re hotsky! Hitler: “Be mein.” Stalin: “Quit Stalin. Be my valentine.” Chairman Mao: “You are most honorable chairman of my heart.” Fidel Castro: “Don’t embargo my love.” Kim Jong Il: “You’re the Kim Jong Illest.” Idi Amin: “Amin love with you.” Karl Marx: “Roses are red. So is the state. […]


Creepy Easter Bunny 3! / Kadetra?! / Summer Thyme Creel?!

February 12, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 3! From Julie: Kadetra?! From Vanessa: Summer Thyme Creel?! Advertisements


Creepy Easter Bunny 1! / Just Ice and Just Water! / Jon, me, and white Eric!

February 10, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 1! From Pete and Science Humor: Justice Just Ice and Just Water! Steph took this picture of me and Jon at a Chinese restaurant (Louis Garden?) at some point in early 2008! Wow, so long ago! TEN YEARS! Steph took this picture of me and white Eric singing a hymn […]


A heart, Relisha Rudd, Unique Raquel Leona Harris

February 4, 2018

From Eve: A heart! From r/UnresolvedMysteries: Relisha Rudd?! Like RELISH?! From r/UnresolvedMysteries: Unique RaQuel Leona Harris?! Advertisements


Lancelot Fortune?! / Reading READ as READ! / Resist Bacteria Hotel?! ENGRISH!

February 2, 2018

From Julie: Lancelot Fortune?! From Pete and Science Humor: I sometimes READ READ as READ, when it’s supposed to be READ as READ. From Oddee: Resist Bacteria Hotel?! Advertisements


Blaze Bernstein?! / Telvin Smith?! / Lee Jeans? / Mary Jane?! / Dorita Mayeaux?!

February 1, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2 in a game that somehow ended 20 minutes earlier than usual. Weird! Gaunce had TWO GOALS! From Julie: Blaze Bernstein?! As in blazing and burning?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Telvin Smith plays for the Jacksonville Jaguars in the NFL?! From Smosh: There’s a realtor […]


Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! / Diane Gooch?! / Typing and Internet arguments

January 25, 2018

The Canucks played Buffalo at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. It was 2-0 until Markstrom poorly handled a goal, then 4-0 on an empty-net goal. DAMMIT! From Julie: Olivia Wilde! Olivia Civilized! From OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Diane Gooch was a politician?! Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you. […]