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Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht… Advertisements

Kennethia Barnes and Emotions Paradise Universe?! WHAT A NAME CHANGE! IRAQ!

May 17, 2019

I went out at 2 to see Rachel at The Caring Place on a 414, and pleasantly discovered that the three nearby bus stops have FINALLY been liberated from construction and are now operational again! WOO! I definitely had to text Paulo to let him know, especially since they’d just been officially reinstated yesterday! After […]

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! / Jossie Merrifield is pronounced as JOSIE?!

May 4, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 11! Finally used the pharmacy building’s wi-fi to download Google Hangouts to keep in touch with the lovable Pothead Mike. Would have done it last night, but it’s much less sketchy at 11:30 AM instead of 11:30 PM. From Youtube and TWISTED SISTERS: Jossie Merrifield, pronounced as JOSIE?!

Chaunthina Mills, Urijah Mills, Javonna, Que, Airiona, and Aubri?! WHAT THE?!

May 3, 2019

I left at 1:35 and just managed to get the 414 at the non-existent 56447 bus stop – PHEW! Went to London Drugs and bought on-sale limited-edition Lays Chips in Cheese Onion and Spicy Cheddar, on-sale McSweeney’s Premium Jerky and Meat Snacks Canadian Maple pork jerky, on-sale McSweeney’s original and Cracked Black Pepper and Teriyaki […]

Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

Easter coming once a year, kids too old for Easter baskets, Bill Stoner and weed

April 22, 2019

It’s Earth Day 2019 and Easter Monday 2019 today! There was an unexpected water shutoff today! Of course Amacon posted a notice at the front door to let people know… come on! Not everyone leaves their apartment once a day! UGH! I briefly called Chrystal at work at 4 to wish her a happy belated […]

No Troy?! / Jaszmyne, D’Quion as Day-Quan, Desirae, Tee?! / Dave Assman?!

April 16, 2019

Troy unfriended me from Facebook again – okay, then! From Julie: Jaszmyne?! BAD SPELLING! Just pick S or Z, not both at once! Makes it harder to spell, really. From Julie: D’Quion?! It is pronounced DAY-QUAN for some reason. I would have gone with DE-KEON or something. From Julie: Desirae?! What was wrong with Desiree?! […]

Alesha MacPhail?! ALE SHAH?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

April 12, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2 to see Rachel at the Caring Place. Last session for April, oh boy! A bunch of us are going to wander around Main as well. Gotta get ready to meet Paulo at Starbucks! From Reddit and r/TrueCrimeDiscussion: Alesha MacPhail?! Makes me want to pronounce it ALE-SHAH, not […]

CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! / Alethea is weird…

March 28, 2019

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, with Quinn Hughes making his NHL debut. The game went to overtime and a shootout, where Hughes slotted in as well. VANCOUVER WON 3-2! I showered today. From my Endlessly Engrossing Bathroom Reader #22: CORRECT MISPRONUNCIATIONS OF SOME SOUTH CAROLINA NAMES?! From Julie: Alethea? Is that Ale-Thea […]

YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! / Scratchy Bottom, Devon, England?! / Aeron, Deirdre, Nyisha?!

March 22, 2019

From Reddit and r/funny: YOU’RE! NOT YOUR! PNG and GIF! From the Daily Mail: There’s a valley named Scratchy Bottom near Durdle Door in Dorset, England?! From Julie: AERON?! BAD SPELLING OF AARON! From Julie: DEIRDRE?! BAD SPELLING OF DEIDRE! From Julie: Nyisha?! Makes me want to pronounce it as “En-Yisha”…