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La Royce Lobster-Gaines?! / Duran Porrino?! / Kolleen?! / Morning Li?!

July 16, 2018

Jimmy FINALLY decided to unblock me and send me a message, saying that he’d fucked up royally and completely – NO SHIT! Later, I fielded an email from Mom about a dinner at Wo’s, but she didn’t include a date! I had to call Dad to find out that the dinner was on SUNDAY the […]

Friday the 13th and Arnold Schoenberg! / Chardonnay Beaver?! / Rae is a guy?!

July 13, 2018

Fun fact from my UNCANNY BATHROOM READER #29: Classical composer Arnold Schoenberg feared the number 13… and died on Friday, July 13, 1951. It’s National French Fry Day AND Friday the 13th today! Chardonnay Beaver?! From Julie: Since when is Rae a GUY’s name?!

Hanging out with Chrystal pre-consultation! / Eric helping! / Travers Mackel?!

July 7, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 1:10 yesterday to remind her about last night, being honest about how July 12 (next Thursday) was actually just a consultation and not an actual surgery. “SHE BAMBOOZLED ME! NO!” Hahaha! While power-walking through the building and down the stairs, I saw Mr. Creep on his way up the […]

Forbes Thor Kiddo?! / Jaiyce?! / Delaunte?! / Pebbles Rodriguez?!

July 2, 2018

Forbes Thor Kiddo?! From Julie: Jaiyce?! From Julie: Delaunte?! It reminds her of Del Monte fruit, which I can definitely see! Reminds me of Del Amitri! From Crime Chronicles: Pebbles Rodriguez is a survivor of Tony Alamo Christian Ministries?! Like Fred and Wilma Flintstone’s daughter Pebbles?!

Bramble Klippie?! / Alaska?! / Kami?!

June 24, 2018

Bramble Klippie?! From Julie and DR. PHIL: Alaska?! From Julie: Kami?! It reminded her of camisoles, but it reminded me of Cammy from STREET FIGHTER II.

Bucky Worboys?! / RJ?! / Aries?! / Cinda?! / LV?! / Danuta?! / Denetra?!

June 23, 2018

Bucky Worboys?! From Julie: RJ and Latrice?! From Julie: Aries?! From Julie: Cinda?! From Julie: LV?! Like Coolio and LV in GANGSTA’S PARADISE?! From Julie: Danuta?! Maybe it’s an Austrian name! From Julie: Denetra?!

Palestine Ace?! / Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! / Moms and penis emoticons!

June 15, 2018

Palestine Ace?! From r/canucks: Jagger Dirk is a Canucks signing?! From Oddee: Texting with Mom! Mom: “Hi, honey, how was your day? 8=======D” Son: “WTF MOM! WHY’D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON?!?!?!?!” Mom: “I don’t know what you mean. 8===D is an alien smiley face.” Son: “No, it’s not. It’s a penis. Who told you […]

Devoid Couch?! / Chasity?! / Iyana, Quanasia, Blayton, Markeese, and Alexius?!

June 11, 2018

Devoid Couch?! From Julie: Chasity?! At least spell CHASTITY correctly if that’s what you’re going for! From Julie: Iyana?! From Julie: Quanasia?! From Julie: Blayton?! From Julie: Markeese?! From Julie: Alexius?!

Darwin Tabacco?! / Penetrative sex is rape by default?! / Trinity and Tune?!

June 3, 2018

Darwin Tabacco?! From Reddit on April 13, 2018: Penetrative sex is rape by default now according to some feminists?! Thanks, Needco! It doesn’t seem like she believes that, though. PHEW! From Julie: Trinity and TUNE are together?! From Julie: This is Tune… you have a bad name, dude!

Babucarr Fatty?! / Ay’Ren?! Not Aaron?! / Sir Romeo is Sir Royal’s father?!

May 29, 2018

I’m an aunt again, to Nephew #5, Beckett! I also FINALLY got a call from Rachel at The Caring Place (at 5:15) to say that I could have a spot for counselling (from my intake interview with Jocelyn in January 2017), so we set up ongoing appointments for Fridays at 2:30. WOO! Babucarr Fatty?! From […]