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Michelina’s Fettuccine Alfredo / Reddit Gold for CAPITALIZING PROVINCE HEADLINES

September 18, 2020

Eric Ho texted me to say he hopes we can have a hangout soon since he wants to tell me about his long day at home. Why not? I told him about the yummy food, and he liked that for sure! Michelina’s Fettuccine Alfredo for dinner! I got Reddit Gold from Paudley on June 16, […]

Robin Lehner / 2020 being crazy indeed! / Skeletons, ass, blowing, and farting!

September 8, 2020

Eric Ho texted me about that consecutive fire alarm and Robin Lehner posting another shutout, this time against Dallas. 2020 is indeed a crazy year! I’m talking to someone local on Reddit, Valkyries / High_Valyr / G. Kumar!. RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES! This better not turn out like Joel or Gabriel… From Julie: This skeleton […]

President’s Choice meat lasagna! / Breonna Taylor?! / H202 comic! / Duncanthrax

September 8, 2020

There was the same mouse scratching at 8 AM, by the storage container. I guess I can’t keep a garbage bag of empty water bottles ANYWHERE! Then there was another false fire alarm at 9 AM. I wonder if I’m living in GROUNDHOG DAY… I vented to an upstairs neighbor at 4:35 PM because I […]

Rayshard Brooks?! / Invalid date?! / Dove pomegranate / Irish Spring Cool Scrub

September 4, 2020

Chinese Eric texted me before the game to say that his injury wasn’t as serious as a broken leg, but he just strained his muscles pretty badly and needs to rest. Very understandable! The Canucks FINALLY played the Vegas Golden Knights in Second Round Playoff Game #7 at 6, and LOST 3-0 thanks to TWO […]

What a glorious day for pooping!

September 4, 2020

From Memecrunch: What a glorious day for pooping! GIF version:

Mr. Noodles kimchi noodle bowl lunch! / Semen Zolotarev?! / Lytaunie Blasdel?!

August 27, 2020

Mr. Noodles kimchi noodle bowl for lunch! From Julie: Semen Zolotarev was found at the Dyatlov Pass?! From Youtube documentaries: Lytaunie Blasdel?! She IS Mormon, so that explains it…

Jaye?! FEMALE JAY?! / Britnee Pinkston has BAD SPELLING! / London Breed mayor?!

August 24, 2020

I texted Barry this morning to remind him about my payday arrangements for Wednesday. From Julie and DR. PHIL: JAYE says her sister chose drugs over her 13-year-old daughter?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Britnee Pinkston?! BAD SPELLING OF BRITTANY! From Julie M. and her local news on the coronavirus pandemic in May 2020: […]

Alycesaundra, Kailia, Polo Sandoval, and Rosemary Gladstar?! / Aquamarine dragon

August 20, 2020

From Julie and TODDLERS AND TIARAS: Kelly is fine, but Alycesaundra?! BAD SPELLING of Alexandra or Alessandra! Bonus: Her TWIN is named Giavanna. From Julie and TODDLERS AND TIARAS: Marcy is fine, but KAILIA?! From Julie and her local news on CNN: Polo Sandoval is talking about coronavirus on the news?! From Julie: Rosemary Gladstar […]

Dick Pusey smoked meth, laughed, and livestreamed some Australian cops dying?!

August 15, 2020

Today is Retirement Day! Mom sent me another text message about a gathering at the park – FUCK OFF! NO! Of course I sent a text message to Chinese Eric to officially wish him a happy birthday! THAT’S A GOOD TEXT! From Cracked on May 11, 2020: Dick Pusey smoked meth, livestreamed some Australian cops […]

Quaker cocoa and sea salt oatmeal, and FINALLY A HOCKEY HANGOUT WITH ERIC HO!

August 14, 2020

“I got my 40th birthday wish – more hangout time with my GOOD FRIEND!” “I liked the way you put it. I could see the Asian old lady shopping cart in my head!” WOO! COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! Eric Wicks (Adam / Wilf / Robert as mutual friends) and Nicole Borthwick (Pete / Eve […]