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I’m not an alcoholic… I’m a drunk! / Aiko Garren?! / White chin hairs!

November 17, 2017

I showered today. From Oddee: This guy named Kevin Daly was wearing this T-shirt while getting arrested for driving under the influence on this date in 2011. “I’m not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” From Not Always Right: Aiko Garren?! Reminds me of Eiko Carol from FINAL FANTASY 9! From Reddit: […]

Glow-in-the-dark boobs sign! / Dytazia?! / Occupying a venue! / Petula Dvorak?!

November 16, 2017

From Mikki: I’m not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow-in-the-dark boobs and a large swimming penis… From Julie: Dytazia?! From NZ Metal Army: “OCCUPY a fucking venue! Get your lazy fat ass to a gig!” This is the only #OCCUPY thing I understand. (except for the Cookie Monster […]

Restarts! UGH! / Will Warm and Beck Warm?! / Melany Knott and Kaisy Knott?!

November 16, 2017

This computer just restarted! The Canucks have a prospect named Will Warm?! And his twin brother is Beck Warm?! What if they want to be COLD, like at the ice hockey rink?! From The Washington Post: Melany Knott named her daughter KAISY Knott?! This actually reminds me of an Asian girl in Daniel Fellowship (1994-1999?) […]

Dragon fighting a white wizard, Jef Girdler, Bethany Hickey, Carrie Poppy

November 13, 2017

From Krista: Dragon fighting a white wizard! From Not Always Right: Jef Girdler?! Jeff with one F is bad enough, but having GIRDLE in your last name is worse! 😛 From Not Always Right: Bethany Hickey?! From Not Always Right: Carrie Poppy?! Nice flower name!

Easter Williams, Max Boot, Galuf’s prized gourmet moogle in Moogle Forest

November 7, 2017

The Canucks played Calgary at 6 tonight, and won 5-3! Easter Williams?! From Julie: Max Boot?! In FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF, Cara and the Moogle make it to Moogle Forest on the hiryuu dragon. Galuf says, “WHAT?! Cara, what the HELL are you doing with my prized gourmet moogle?!”

Sixtus Rees-Mogg?! / Wulfric Wentworth Pius?! / Well, hello there, Nicolas Cage!

November 6, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight, and lost 3-2. At least Del Zotto got his first Canucks goal? From Reddit: Alfred Wulfric Leyson Pius, Thomas Wentworth Somerset Dunstan, Peter Theodore Alphege, Anselm Charles Fitzwilliam, Mary Anne Charlotte Emma, and Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher Rees-Mogg?! I’ve edited this in MS Paint to include an Oxford […]

Jensen, Danneel, Justice, Zeppelin, and Arrow?! / Cara should have quit smoking!

October 28, 2017

I showered because of greasy hair, then did some more laundry now that I have laundry detergent. Auntie Catherine surprisingly emailed me to try setting up a time to take me out for my belated birthday lunch. Friday, November 3? Sure, that works for me. From Reddit: JENSEN Ackles and DANNEEL Harris Ackles named their […]

Kiki Lee Badman, Dasanti Wimalaratne, Franka Hensen, Ieuan Evans, Non Thomas

October 24, 2017

The Canucks played the Wild at 5 today, and won 1-0! From Not Always Right: Kiki Lee Badman?! Reminds me of BATMAN! From Not Always Romantic: Dasanti Wimalaratne?! That definitely reminds me of Dasani water, hahaha! From Not Always Learning: Franka Hensen?! Stretch it out a bit and it could be Frankenstein! Ieuan Evans and […]

Blue, Coast, Breeze, and Harbour Martin?! / In Soviet Russia, CRABS eat YOU!

October 23, 2017

From Reddit: Blue, Coast, Breeze, and Harbour Martin?! After the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party defeats Crayclaw on the new airship, Galuf has this to say to Bartz / Lenna / Faris: “In Soviet Russia, CRABS eat YOU!”

What people think I do on my period, Always pads as Sonicare, puddles of blood

October 18, 2017

I woke up to the news that Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip had died of brain cancer late last night. 😦 PERIODS: What my boyfriend, my dad, my mom, my siblings, and commercials think I do on my period… and what I actually do! These Always pads are not a Sonicare device! FAIL! From […]