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Dellen Millard was a serial killer?! / Topokki and chili / Brandy left outside

November 12, 2019

I showered and did laundry today since Harmony gave me a day off. The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and won 5-3 thanks to two goals from Pearson (one an empty-net) and two goals from Pettersson (one an empty-net) on his birthday! My neighbors are at it again, this time leaving a box […]

Karmein Chan?! BAD SPELLING of Carmen! WONTON MEIN FOR EVERYBODY TODAY! WOO!

November 9, 2019

I went out at 2:25 to go to London Drugs: on-sale Kinder Joy eggs x2, Blistex lip balm x4 which have SHRUNK (Melon Medley / Berry Explosion / Triple Tropics / bonus Peaches and Cream), on-sale Cottonelle 36 MEGA Rolls of toilet paper x2 ($8.99 is better than $10.99 for 24!), on-sale Nacho / Pizza […]

Te Puke, New Zealand?! / Muhlaysia Booker?! MALAYSIA! / Chanel Scurlock?!

November 6, 2019

Swanson’s garlic shrimp pasta for lunch today! Broccoli, carrots, corn, and peas! Te Puke, New Zealand?! (pronounced as Te Poo-Keh) From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Muhlaysia Booker?! BAD SPELLING OF MALAYSIA! From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Chanel Scurlock?! That’s a PERFUME!

Moon, Pennsylvania?! / Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 as Albin?!

October 20, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers today at 10 AM again because of MORE “lovely” East Coast scheduling, and won 3-2 in a crazy game even though they lost the shutout bid thanks to Trouba! Moon, Pennsylvania?! Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced as Albin?! From Not Always Right: The Earth revolves around the sun! This might upset […]

Hell, Michigan?! / Burger King, Rambo, and Facebook are banned in Mexico?!

October 19, 2019

COFFEE TIME! Do not join the r/Canucks Discord server! The mods and admins are all rude immature teenagers who think that I, a grown woman, am “disrespecting them” by posting a VERY sanitized rant about people who “need” Reddit reminders about the two 10 AM games this weekend. Just set an alarm, dude… no need […]

Hell, Norway?! / Shan’ann Watts?! / Ellishia Allen?! SO MUCH BAD SPELLING!

October 18, 2019

Hell, Norway?! From Reddit: Shan’ann Watts?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON and apostrophe abuse! From FEMALE KILLERS and Youtube: Ellishia Allen?! BAD SPELLING OF ALICIA!

Ionosphere Torres?! / Dipping Vagisil / Mexicans, Xanax, panic attacks / Turkey!

October 14, 2019

Today is Thanksgiving 2019, and I showered today! Nate from the r/Canucks Discord server blocked me because apparently I was going to bring up that autistic 14-year-old’s following him to his house no matter how he felt about it. Yes, of course I will because IT’S DANGEROUS, you freshly-minted 19-year-old who thinks you’re hot shit! […]

Mars, Pennsylvania?! / Chinese Eric! / Hockey gear! / 12 Kings Raptors hangout?

October 2, 2019

The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7 in their first game of the 2019-2020 NHL season, and lost 3-2. Chinese Eric texted me yesterday afternoon wanting to come over today at 4 after lunch and errands, so I resigned myself to a lot of talking and said yes, getting the parking pass ready. I did […]

Dumpling chart / Telisport Putsavage?! / Kirk Fonoimoana?! / Jarkel Fanning?!

September 26, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Nivea lotions in my apartment – the pump just suddenly goes down without warning, making it impossible for me to pop it up again! Today is National Dumpling Day! I called Chrystal at work at 11:40 to see if we were still on for tomorrow’s Birthday Dinner #3, and WE ARE! […]

Richmond Centre Cactus Club, NO FLAKES, Cambridge Wesley Sand Flatware cutlery

September 21, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Eric M. picked me up at 7 so we could go to the Richmond Centre Cactus Club. Yay for both Erics, Randal, and Jeremy! I assume Chinese Eric was texting white Eric while we were trying to find parking at the mall, so I texted him saying just that, then he suddenly […]