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74,000 Facebook likes from my Facebook friends! / Glee Ewell?! Like the emotion?

July 17, 2017

I was up at 7:55 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My Facebook friends have liked my posts 74,000 times as of today! Glee Ewell and the family were murdered on Easter Sunday?! It’s pronounced “U-ull.”

Gau’s crazy father and the sidequest for manners and clothing from Jidoor!

July 16, 2017

I showered and did laundry today, a day earlier than I might have! However, I had to wipe a very watery bathroom floor with a mop and multiple (paper) towels, then had to do TWO loads of laundry on the THIRD floor, where one of the dryers was out of order! What stressful stramash! AIYA! […]

The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! / Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

July 9, 2017

From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable! How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don’t get it digital: You can’t tag people on prints! Get it digital: It’s a 21st century thing. Ask […]

Toxic monogamy culture, Bad Request E error message / An unknown-gender BABY?!

July 8, 2017

From Tumblr: “Toxic monogamy culture”? REALLY?! Jealousy is normal, and commitment DOES mean exclusivity! Otherwise, how can you say that you romantically love someone AND are committed to them?! Error message from Facebook a couple of weeks ago: Bad Request: E. Whatever, Facebook. These special snowflakes decided not to assume their BABY’S gender, and decided […]

James Brown the Godfather of Soil, provost Vincent Price, Winston Churchill

June 28, 2017

Last night, I finally finished the tiny sample size bottle of Crown Royal 90% rye whiskey that I got on April 18! You bet I’m keeping this bottle, too! Tonight, I found 24/7 Youtube streams of AMERICAN DAD and FAMILY GUY, so of course I watched some of that! There’s a Willow Grove (Pennsylvania) landscaper […]

Another brick in the wall, chicken paws, Khushwinder Singh, a rotten fish

June 23, 2017

Chrissy refriended me again, so all is well on that front. Fraser with the animal book I got him when he was in town last month! My ex-friend David Emery! My ex-friend Subena Schmidt! From Janina: All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall. From Engrish.com: Chicken paws?! From Julie: Khushwinder Singh?! Rare […]

Crazy hatchet mugshot, a sign of NG things to come, a comma with grammar books

June 20, 2017

I discovered today that David Emery unfriended me on Facebook, which is fine. Man accused of chasing family member with hatchet: Take a look at the guy’s mugshot here! HAHAHA! From Steph: A sign of things to come! A sign of NG things to come! MUHAHAHAHA! From Julie: A comma with grammar books such as […]

Your name in the periodic table, 70% of citizens supportive, Bozo as an outline

June 16, 2017

While looking around for some stuff earlier today, I found a Christmas-themed envelope with Teunis’s name on it, plus a Percy Jackson and Olympians: The Lightning Thief DVD box. I was going to throw those out, but decided to ask Andrew M. if Teunis might actually like it returned to him. I know how I’d […]

Sleeping in and peeing, a religion-free DVD player, Cyan and licentious howlers

June 14, 2017

From Janina: Sleeping in could easily be my superpower, if not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Good news! A religion-free DVD player! Cyan, Sabin, and Gau encounter this FINAL FANTASY VI dancer in Nikeah. She propositions them, and Cyan has this to say: “How dare you?! […]

Douglas Duncan robs Dunkin’ Donuts?! / Gorilla Jasper! / Sixi roasted husband!

June 11, 2017

From AMERICA’S DUMBEST CRIMINALS: A guy named Douglas Duncan robbed Dunkin’ Donuts?! Bonus: His accomplice was named Howard Johnson! From Janina: This gorilla is saying, “HUBERT! JASPER! I am not paying this man to take pictures of you two fooling around! Now sit still and behave!” From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Sixi […]