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Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! / Adonis, Tanika, Tierra, Ay’Vah, and Brittanie?!

July 3, 2018

I showered today. Reverend Hobbit Forrest?! From Julie: Adonis?! That should really be left to books and mythology… From Julie: Tanika?! (T A N I K A) I almost misread that as Tanka… From Julie: Tierra?! From Julie: Ay’Vah?! From Julie: Brittanie?! Advertisements

A swimming green dragon, a dragon toilet seat, a golden dragon wedding cake

May 24, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Julie: Swimming green dragon! From Dragons: A dragon toilet seat! From Wesley and Cakes Beyond Belief: A golden dragon wedding cake!

Chinese New Year / Creepy Easter Bunny 4 / Sheba, Keke, Rayshawn, and Monicia?!

February 16, 2018

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2018! It’s the Year of the Earth Dog! From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 4! From Julie: Sheba?! I AM THE QUEEN OF SHEBA, AND MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY KNEW THIS WHEN I WAS BORN! From Julie: Keke (a girl?!) and Rayshawn?! Keke just sounds like a weird […]

Robert De Niro! Robert De Faro! / Peter Klaven?! / Pushing the envelope!

February 3, 2018

The Canucks played Tampa Bay at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2, thanks in part to a bullshit penalty shot call. From Julie: Robert De Niro! Robert De Faro! From Smosh: There’s a realtor named Peter Klaven?! Just like the I LOVE YOU, MAN character! From Pete and Punny Pete: No matter how much you push […]

Penny funeral, Hockey Valentine’s Day card, smores Valentine’s Day card

February 3, 2018

From Z 95.3: The Canadian penny was phased out five years ago today in 2013! Here’s a penny funeral wreath! Hockey Valentine’s Day! From Reddit: A Smores-themed Valentine’s Day card! “I like you a little sm♥re every day.”

Putting on pants and leaving? / Rosalee Buttuls Martel? / Cuntmuffin douche mug!

January 31, 2018

From Julie M. and Lost Pinup: Having plans always seems like a good idea… until you realize you have to put on pants and leave the house. From a Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans member request: Rosalee BUTTULS Martel?! Reminds me of Steven and Cathy Buttle from Ferris elementary school… This mug is from Julie: Hey […]

Och aye! The POO! / Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! / Toilet HARD TIMES!

January 8, 2018

From Diane: Scottish bride’s “och aye, the poo!” Someone needs to learn how to wipe his ass properly! From Julie M. and Wish: Cute ball emoji toilet paper holder! Toilet artwork: HARD TIMES!

Happy Hanukkah! / Snow dragon fighting humans! / Recolored Disney princesses!

December 12, 2017

I got a surprise Christmas card in the mail from Karla yesterday, so I had to return the favor while I was out today anyhow! Also got a Snoopy and Woodstock Christmas card with ice cream / Christmas cat / Christmas dog / taco / emoji / hamburger / butterfly / cactus stickers from Mandy […]

What WEDDING CRASHERS Character Are You? / What’s Your Cat Name?

October 19, 2017

“You Are Claire” You are a bit of a cynic, but you have a good sense of humor – especially when it comes to observant and wry jokes. You suffer most from your own indecisiveness in life. It would serve you well to follow your heart more. You tell it like it is, sometimes to […]

Shakespearean insults, Tryanna, Croatia, mooncake, Sonic Sour Cream, Olivina

September 25, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, Tryanna from Pathways picked me up at 12:30 today so we could do some food shopping, but I’m fairly sure I lost my voice at some point overnight. We talked about Croatia, her smoking, Pho, tripe, bubble tea, and more. I got bananas, two birthday cards for Jeremy (beer!) and Christon, on-sale […]