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Bad and Unique Names Galore 13 / WARNING! FART ZONE! / Farting screaming unicorn

March 22, 2020

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13! Turns out the hospital is closed – there goes a good place! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, “I don’t fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a […]

Roses and white wine, pixelated Doge, basic Doge, Puritan Valentine’s Day cards

February 12, 2020

The Canucks played Chicago tonight at 7:30, and won 3-0. They even got an empty-netter! It was the Sedin jersey retirement game! The ceremony was awesome – John Shorthouse, Dave Nonis, Markus Naslund, Trevor Linden, Mike Gillis, Marc Crawford, Alex Burrows, Jannik Hansen, and so many others! The twins definitely sent their well-wishes to Jay […]

When you realize it wasn’t a fart…

January 29, 2020

I got a wedding gift thank-you card (for my Cambridge Remi Frost cutlery set) from Alice and Christon in the mail a couple weeks ago. Guess I’ll thank Christon later! When you realize it wasn’t a fart…

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! / Cat on toilet

October 16, 2019

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! From JP: A cat sitting in the toilet with a roll of toilet paper, giving you a WTF look!

Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Christon and Alice’s wedding! / Damn extroverts! / Four Winds, Rocanini’s, Kirin

August 31, 2019

It’s International Bacon Day today! After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up at 12:05 for the wedding. Chinese Eric had texted him “hey” and nothing else, so Eric asked me to see what was up with that. Apparently, he’d asked him whether he’d picked me up yet. The wedding was very religious and traditional on […]

Akbar Cook?! / Myranda Gray, Shavin Anganan, and Pantelis Stavropoulos?!

August 10, 2019

Today is National Smores Day! I went to London Drugs again at 12:50 on a 401 to get Activia raspberry yogurt, on-sale Old Dutch ketchup chips x2, a mailing box, NEW on-sale Dare birthday cake cookie chips, an on-sale 20-piece Cambridge cutlery set (Cambridge Remi Frost) and a large red metallic American Greetings gift bag […]

Samyang Carbo noodles! / Lays wasabi, numb hot pot, kimchi, and cucumber!

June 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME and fielding an email and phone call involving King-Lok and Touchstone (for next Wednesday?!), I left at 3 on a 401 for my dental appointment at 4 with Sean. Discussed Crest GUM Detoxify toothpaste, Uncle Andrew, Invisalign, insurance, and coming in next week for fillings on three cavities. Later, I decided to […]

Big Crazy logos! / Cheese Bong Wang Mini Fish Sausages?! / MyKuali noodles!

June 26, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale Sunlight Morning Fresh 64-load laundry detergent, on-sale Kellogg’s All-Bran Buds, GOOD TASTE and JOY dumplings x5 (Pork and Celery / Lamb and Onion / Pork and Tri-Treasure / Pork and Vegetable / Pork […]

Chinese Eric, basketball, snacks, Dr. Oetker cheesecake, and Konstantine Sepsis?

May 17, 2019

I texted Chinese Eric on and off today, and he wanted to know what kind of food he should pick up since I was home by 4:10 on a 407. I said nothing, but I should have gotten him to get the Dr. Oetker cheesecakes from Safeway or the hazelnut M and M candies! When […]