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Engagement rings not being a life event / Mothers are not THE BIRTHING PERSON!

July 31, 2020

Diane wants me to not tag her in Bruins pics anymore as she “doesn’t follow it.” Hey, at least I don’t DEFEND A FRIEND WITH BAD SPELLING like she did a few months ago! Tagging Verragio Engagement Rings and Wedding Bands and Rings is NOT a life event, Facebook! From Reddit on November 23, 2019: […]

Blogthings: Music style, cinnamon roll or croissant, BRIDESMAIDS character

July 3, 2020

What Style of Music Do You Like? You Like Adult Album Alternative! You like lots of different types of music, but your taste tends to run a bit more indie, artistic, and (naturally) alternative. Rock is the name of the game for you, and you like a wide variety of rock styles. And some of […]

No LaRose, yellow dragon hoarding stuffed animals, purple dragon, dragon pudding

May 27, 2020

PRODUCT WARNING: No more LaRose hand sanitizer! The structural integrity of the lid is pretty weak, and it breaks SO EASILY! I went banking and did some minor London Drugs shopping today: Large reusable bags x3 (at the cashier), 200 Mead index cards, NEW Peppermint Wave Trident Vibes gum (at the front), a replacement Raspberry […]

Penis pan holders! / Scoville Heat Units for Samyang noodles! / Glen, not Glyn!

May 14, 2020

I had to bite the bullet and text Dad for Mom’s birthday today, then charged my phone. Apparently, they were meeting Jon’s crew at the park today – NO, THANKS! At least I haven’t had to do anything for Mother’s Day or Mom’s birthday TWO YEARS IN A ROW NOW! From Aaron and Nope: Penis […]

Dragon hoarding books, red dragon with wedding cake, enlarged cool green dragon

April 23, 2020

I finally showered and did laundry today, no thanks to some lazy fuck who couldn’t be bothered to take his laundry out of the washing machine when it was done, or to the lazy people who haven’t fixed or replaced the second-floor washing machine yet after A YEAR! A black-white dragon’s hoard of books! From […]

GALACTIC GARBAGE STATION, my fourth Reddit silver, Let’s Game It Out scenarios

April 19, 2020

Knorr Garlic Alfredo Fettuccine, the rest of my Classico Alfredo sauce, Jamieson zinc and garlic pills, sriracha sauce, chili flakes, and black pepper as lunch for National Garlic Day today! An English translation of an amusing Chinese webnovel: GALACTIC GARBAGE STATION! Thanks, Hidden One! From Julie: Let’s Game It Out on Youtube! Weird video game […]

Bad and Unique Names Galore 13 / WARNING! FART ZONE! / Farting screaming unicorn

March 22, 2020

Bad and Unique Baby Names 13! Turns out the hospital is closed – there goes a good place! This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: WARNING! FART ZONE! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! From Julie: This unicorn on this coffee mug says, “I don’t fart. I just whisper in my pants. Sometimes it’s a […]

Roses and white wine, pixelated Doge, basic Doge, Puritan Valentine’s Day cards

February 12, 2020

The Canucks played Chicago tonight at 7:30, and won 3-0. They even got an empty-netter! It was the Sedin jersey retirement game! The ceremony was awesome – John Shorthouse, Dave Nonis, Markus Naslund, Trevor Linden, Mike Gillis, Marc Crawford, Alex Burrows, Jannik Hansen, and so many others! The twins definitely sent their well-wishes to Jay […]

When you realize it wasn’t a fart…

January 29, 2020

I got a wedding gift thank-you card (for my Cambridge Remi Frost cutlery set) from Alice and Christon in the mail a couple weeks ago. Guess I’ll thank Christon later! When you realize it wasn’t a fart…

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! / Cat on toilet

October 16, 2019

DIARY OF A FARTING GHAST: AN UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT DIARY?! From JP: A cat sitting in the toilet with a roll of toilet paper, giving you a WTF look!