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Ashlynn, Ivana, Kaya, Bessie Kay, Mykel Baca, Big Poppa, Lexcia, and SamiJo?!

June 23, 2020

From Julie: Dated today: Toxic Mexican hand sanitizers with wood alcohol / methanol. I bought Saniderm x5 at Price Smart on April 8 and April 10 for “peace of mind,” but threw them out a month ago when the hand sanitizers from recognizable brands and distilleries / breweries were at London Drugs. Wait, All-Clean Natural […]

What’s Your Medieval Name? Mine is Eleanor Tudor! I like this name generator!

May 4, 2020

From Medieval Fayre: What’s Your Medieval Name? Mine is Eleanor Tudor! Name generator!

Truman Peyote?! / Sione Tikitaki?! / Andraez Greedy Williams?! / Josey Jewell?!

July 31, 2019

Turns out that the Halo Top ice cream I bought on July 11 was already expired with a date of June 10, so I ate it TODAY. Screw saving it for my September birthday! Truman Peyote?! Sione Tikitaki?! Andraez Greedy Williams?! Josey Jewell?!

A ride from Eric! / Tereasa?! BAD SPELLING OF TERESA!

August 26, 2018

Today is National Toilet Paper Day! Eric M. emailed me to say that he can drive me to Beckett’s baby banquet at Golden Spring – PHEW! All I gotta do is buy him some chocolate, which I was going to do anyhow for his birthday. From Julie: Frank is fine, but Tereasa?! That’s not how […]

James Riddle Hoffa?! / King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

August 20, 2017

I sent Jon a Facebook message this morning after COFFEE TIME to wonder what time I should drop by tomorrow, and 2:45 sounds good to me! Jimmy Hoffa’s full name was James Riddle Hoffa?! From Julie: King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite?!

Weird yellow Canada Line signs by Josephine Lee, plus one that should be real!

October 22, 2016

Auntie Catherine emailed me back last night to suggest the Soho Tea Room, which is a seven-block walk from King Edward Station. I could do it two years ago when we went to the Gloucester Café, but who knows now? Luckily, she was fine with my alternate suggestion of Peaceful on Broadway, but we have […]

Not killing your wife with work, soda pop making me sterile, Josephine Scott

September 13, 2016

Harmony emailed me this morning to wonder if I was free this afternoon. Sure – I can even leave at 4! Hahaha! From Chris W. and a Cracked article: Don’t kill your wife with work! Let electricity do it. From Julie, who saw this on MAURY: Soda pop made me sterile… that can’t be my […]

Name of the Year Archives 2! (407 names)

April 23, 2016

These are mostly from the Name of the Year archives. Denim Fry?! Celebrity boy baby names! Celebrity girl baby names! Long Wang?! Lady Hardmon?! I Made Supermen?! Fabienne Cretin?! Ebenezer Noonoo?! Demetrius Dick?! Assumption Bulltron?!

Snow paths in Canada, Heywood Jablome, Draco Slaughter, Matric Examsion Phelephe

March 12, 2016

From Pete: Meanwhile, in Canada, they have to carve a path out of the snow! Chris W. says the snow walls are actually a tourist attraction in Japan, however. Todd Corbett legally changed his name to Heywood Jablome because of a CFOX contest in 1998 – I remember this from the Larry and Willy Show! […]

Dead roses and rotten violets / A Canadian “moose” / Eating the MOTHER 3 Dung!

March 7, 2016

I showered and did laundry today. While I was doing some organization into NEW Ziploc bags, I discovered that Josephine had unfriended or blocked me for some reason – WTF? The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and lost 5-1. The roses are dead. The violets are rotten. I’m freakin’ crazy! Or have you […]