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Glow-in-the-dark plush toys, Vikings on the moon, model trains + imitation crab

August 7, 2017

Eric Ho AKA Chinese Eric (lddude) actually sent me an email this morning at 8:50 AM, replying to an email I’d sent him on July 13. It was about hanging out when I was free, since he’d been busy lately! EVIDENTLY. From Adela: “Help your skin to glimmer like glow-in-the-dark plush toys set on fire. […]

Kiliano Best, Jonathan Side, Stina Wargo Kolling, Storm McCreery Rye, Muh Legy

July 31, 2017

I was up at 6:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My glasses arm broke at approximately 7 AM this morning, so since I was going to go out to the nearby medical clinic anyway (removal for hearing!), I went to Factory Direct / Factory Optical. At least this time, I don’t have […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Audrey Pennypacker / Barry Shitpeas / Jason, Amos, and me as Awana secretaries!

July 25, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT since I was up at 7:15 AM! Tommy’s friend Jimmy Curran added me to Facebook – okay, then! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Audrey Pennypacker?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Barry Shitpeas?! From Golden: Jason W., Amos W., and me as Awana secretaries at church on March […]

The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

July 15, 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]

Cup of tea and double vodka! / Veronica Hudon! / A grammatically-correct LOLcat!

July 13, 2017

Today is National French Fry Day! From Lynne Jamison: I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m someone’s double vodka. My ex-friend Veronica Hudon, whom I met through the Blood Games in 2008! At last! A grammatically-correct LOLcat! I am in your forum… posting in a grammatically accurate manner.

Zepharius Lowell, Tim Biakabutuka, Vander Blue, Will Barrow, Oil Can Boyd

May 4, 2017

From a Not Always Right story on furries titled FLURRIES OF FURRIES: Zepharius Lowell?! From The Bleacher Report: Tim Bikakabutuka?! From The Bleacher Report: Vander Blue?! From The Bleacher Report: Will Barrow?! (wheelbarrow) Oil Can Boyd?!

What HAIRSPRAY Character Are You?

December 7, 2016

COFFEE TIME! You Are Corny Collins You are an all-around good person, and everyone naturally likes you. You have a certain undeniable charm. You are a good mediator and know how to bring people together. You don’t have to agree with someone to get along with them. You are progressive, but also a pragmatist. You […]

Pasta and sausage! / No convenience stores! / Size 34FFF boobs?! / Doge bag!

August 3, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:30, just managed to get the 407 because I shouted at another running person to tell the bus to wait, and didn’t have any time to buy snacks before getting to the house at 4:40 or so. Ayler saw me from the window, and I could hear him say “Auntie.” […]

Vince Offer, salesman / Sally Ride, astronaut / Usain Bolt is a runner?!

July 10, 2016

Vince OFFER is a SALESMAN?! Sally RIDE was an ASTRONAUT?! Usain BOLT is a RUNNER?!