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Shawnta Lee?! 54 and 40?! / Coronavirus and toilet paper! Unwiped butts!

June 4, 2020

From Youtube: Shawnta Lee?! Also, she was 40 and her husband was 54?! AGE GAP OF FOURTEEN YEARS?! From Vanessa: People with unwiped butts are dead. People who bought all the toilet paper in the wake of a coronavirus outbreak are still alive and hiding under the desk!

Jessykah Renee Cartier, Cor Hofman, and Kelcey Fike?! JESSICA and KELSEY! UGH!

May 27, 2020

From Someecards: Jessykah Renee Cartier?! BAD SPELLING OF JESSICA! From Julie and ABDUCTED IN PLAIN SIGHT: Cor Hofman?! From True Crime Daily: Kelcey Fike?! BAD SPELLING OF KELSEY!

Turducken and Tofucken! / Turkey burgers are NOT turgers! TURDS! / Coronavirus!

February 5, 2020

COFFEE TIME and another phone intake interview with Jocelyn at CHIMO done as of 11:15 AM! From Serious Eats and my ex-friend Chris in 2008: Tofucken and Turducken and other interesting meat marriages! From Joe Bradburn on the Save-On Foods Facebook page on July 7, 2016: “In our house, we refer to turkey burgers as […]

Daniel Holdom (44), Karlie Pearce-Stevenson (20), and Khandalyce CANDLE Pearce?!

December 25, 2019

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2019! From 60 Minutes Australia: Daniel Holdom (44), KARLIE Pearce-Stevenson (20), and KHANDALYCE (pronounced “Candle-lease”) Pearce?! Reminds me of Holdom Skytrain station, too!

Peppermint and candy cane dragons, blue sky dragon, red dragon, Kwame Kilpatrick

December 22, 2019

From Krista: Peppermint dragon or candy cane dragon! From Skulls and Bones 2.0, Julie M., and Dragons: BLUE SKY DRAGON! From Julie: A red dragon wax candle! PyroPet Candles! Dreki Dragon wax candle which melts to a metallic skeleton! From Youtube: Kwame Malik Kilpatrick?!

Trapped inside a snow globe! / Dwynne Farneson?! / Grammartif macht frei

December 8, 2019

Vanessa wanted to get together yesterday for lunch at Mama’s Dumplings, but I fobbed her off until Tuesday (when she’ll have Cassidy) with an excuse once she wanted me to bus to Coppersmith Place: the Canucks-Sabres game at 1 AND my broken suitcase! She actually messaged me at 12:30 today to say that she’s trying […]

Steele Fortress?! / Cookie Sherron Jacobson?! / NO NAME being a Canada gem!

September 19, 2019

9/19/19 is also a palindrome date! It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! Since Rishu wanted to change our appointment to a phone call because she’s sick (which worked for the hockey schedule and my not rushing to make it home in time), I went out at 12:30 on a 401 and went to Boston […]

Kennethia Barnes and Emotions Paradise Universe?! WHAT A NAME CHANGE! IRAQ!

May 17, 2019

I went out at 2 to see Rachel at The Caring Place on a 414, and pleasantly discovered that the three nearby bus stops have FINALLY been liberated from construction and are now operational again! WOO! I definitely had to text Paulo to let him know, especially since they’d just been officially reinstated yesterday! After […]

Canucks Christmas ornaments, a red Christmas dragon, toe or Jesus ornament

December 24, 2018

the Arrogant Worms: “Oh God, I’m Santa Claus” It’s Christmas Eve today! From Wilf: Canucks Christmas ornaments! From Julie: A red Christmas dragon with a candle, a night window, Christmas mistletoe, and holly! Credit: Kristin Mills, 2008. From Reddit: This is a misleading Christmas ornament. I totally thought this baby Jesus ornament was a severed […]

A scary mouse story to Salsa about bakery nuts / No more NOT ALWAYS RIGHT sites!

November 15, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 8:30 AM so we could go to the UBC Eye Care Centre on Willow at 9:15 AM for an eye measurement scan because of my dense cataract. RED LIGHTS IN FRONT OF MY EYES! SMELLING SKIN! The technician asked where my parents were and why they weren’t […]