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Archive for January 2020

Best selfie, blue dragon on Google Maps, Bo Bun Hue, butter chicken wings

January 31, 2020

Before COFFEE TIME / BRUSSELS SPROUTS TIME / HOT CHOCOLATE TIME, I called Chrystal at work at 10:10 AM to remind her about tonight. I left at 6:50 on a 414 (which actually had the wheelchair ramp slope in use instead of the steps) to get to London Drugs on time at 7:30 or so. […]

A Super Bowel party?! / Quiet man vs. quiet woman, gourmet kid shit, dog shit

January 31, 2020

Hot chocolate, Nissin Ra-Oh noodles, corn, green peas, broccoli, and Brussels sprouts for National Hot Chocolate Day and National Brussels Sprouts Day today for lunch! From AutoCorrect: Be careful what you text on Sunday, because nobody wants directions to a “Super Bowel” party you’re having on Sunday. From Julie M. and Realm of the Witch: […]

Ambrosia Jones?! / Rhythm Pacheco?! / Skeletal animal figurines: DRAGON!

January 30, 2020

A handyman came by unexpectedly at 12:30 with caulk to spackle my bathroom walls, which I’d mentioned to Hester last week. He also had noticed my shower tile apparently “needed” to be repaired too, which was fine by me, and he left by 1. The bad bathroom wall is here: From Julie and Beauty Insider: […]

GIVE ME THE WEED! / Real-life Hangman / Starman Coffee! Happy Ness in every cup!

January 29, 2020

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2 thanks to an empty-netter from Pearson and other team play! Squid selfie! No, the squid is not actually up my nose. A parody of Uncle Kracker’s “Drift Away” from Jim: Give me the weed, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in […]

When you realize it wasn’t a fart…

January 29, 2020

I got a wedding gift thank-you card (for my Cambridge Remi Frost cutlery set) from Alice and Christon in the mail a couple weeks ago. Guess I’ll thank Christon later! When you realize it wasn’t a fart…

Dream Doughnuts! / Stuffed dragons! MINE! / Banana cream pie Hunt’s pudding!

January 28, 2020

Jon said he’d be home this afternoon since Harmony would be going to a school meeting, but I could still come by if I wanted. The last time I was around when she went to a meeting, Beckett was quite upset! I went anyway, of course. After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 on […]

My pasta specialty! / Missy Molly Mold Spore?! / Leg cramps and technical death!

January 27, 2020

The Canucks played the Blues tonight at 7, and won 3-1 thanks to Thatcher Demko and Bo Horvat’s insurance empty-netter with five seconds remaining! Nine wins in a row, the first time since 2009! The first team all season to beat the Blues at home in regulation after they were leading in the first period! […]

I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT? / Humorous office organizers! / Pet wine glasses! Meowsling!

January 26, 2020

Kobe Bryant died today in a helicopter crash! From Julie: A book called I’M DEAD, NOW WHAT?! From Julie: Humorous office organizers! Crap to file! Crap to shred! Friday is my second-favorite F-word! Too busy for bullshit now! From Julie: Pet wine glasses! Catwine! Meowsling!

Chinese New Year 2020 images and dinner at Kwong Chow! GAS LEAK! NO BUS! FUCK!

January 25, 2020

I got roped into going to a Chinese New Year dinner tonight by Jon’s text… so I had to shower, have COFFEE TIME, and give up a few hours of alone time! Left at 4:30 on a 407, and then got to Kwong Chow at 5:35 or so. We talked about the new coronavirus, my […]

Chinese New Year 2020! / Grumpy Cat on stupidity! / Philander Smartt is Mormon?!

January 25, 2020

新年快乐! GUUNG HEY FAT CHOY! HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR 2020! It’s the Year of the Metal Rat… YAY! From Julie: Happy Chinese New Year 2020 with a rat, lanterns, and flower! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year with people and cherry blossoms! From Julie: Happy Seollal – Korean New Year 2020 with people, […]