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Martin Frk has no vowels! / Jamar?! / Angel is Jesus’s wife?! / Kenyatta?!

May 19, 2019

From r/hockey: A Detroit Red Wings player is named Martin Frk. His last name has no vowels, JUST LIKE MINE! From Julie: Jamar?! From Julie: Angel is Jesus’s wife?! IRONY OR A QUIRKY COINCIDENCE! From Julie: Kenyatta?! I remember that name from WHAT NOT TO NAME YOUR BABY by Joe Borgenicht… Advertisements

10 Commonly Misunderstood Words in English! / Kalan is for a girl?!

May 7, 2019

My parents are on a cruise and didn’t let me know, so I wasted my time calling them to get their voicemail multiple times yesterday! Then Dad emailed me to say that they could call me from the shore at 8:30, but then emailed me again at 8 to say that they were still on […]

Doritos Dinamita! / Stupid people making you squint… / Vegemite beef jerky?!

April 26, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:30 for my 1 PM appointment at the Burrard eye clinic. Damn construction and detours! I got there at 12:40 no thanks to a crowded 6 Davie bus with one stroller / two walkers / old people, but STILL had to wait an hour to be seen for […]

Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

You’re nothing but lies! TELL A LIE DAY! / Pork luncheon meat happy to be eaten!

April 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Predators at 5 today in their penultimate game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 after being up 2-0. UGH! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are high on funky mushrooms on MOTHER 3’s Tanetane Island. They encounter this fake Alec. “Nothing but lies, nothing but lies. You’re nothing […]

Have some Mario Milk for Mario Day! / North Piddle, Worcestershire, England?!

March 10, 2019

It’s MARIO DAY today! I showered at some point. From my ex-friend Natalie: Mario Milk! It’s a QUIRKY COINCIDENCE since it’s MARIO DAY today! MAR. 10! 😀 From the Daily Mail: There’s a town called North Piddle in rural Worcestershire, England?!

A 1-0 loss?! / Kaapo Kakko is a fun name to say! FINLAND!

February 13, 2019

The Canucks played the Ducks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 1-0… Anaheim ended up winning their first home game in TWO MONTHS, with a rookie goalie and a new coach! From the r/Canucks Discord server: Kaapo Kakko?! FUN! It is his birthday today, too – what a coincidence!

Vanessa and Cassidy / Shortbread, eyedrops, T&T! / Mario saving the princess!

January 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Vanessa and baby Cassidy picked me up at 11:30 so we could hang out before my eye cataract surgery on Thursday. We went to the Lansdowne Mall food court to try the good dumplings / SLB / wonton at R&H House, and bubble tea at Fresh Elements. Then we walked around T&T […]

O Little Town of BaconHam! / Vincent Van Gogh’s STARRY NIGHT in bacon!

December 16, 2018

BACON THEME, OH YEAH! The Canucks played Edmonton at 7 tonight, and won 4-2! From Pinterest: O Little Town of BaconHam! STARRY NIGHT by Vincent Van Gogh rendered in bacon!

Mr. T saving the MOTHER 3 party from the tunnel at night with a story!

December 8, 2018

SONG AND ERRANDS COINCIDENCE, OH MY! I went to H and M at 12 on a 401, but they HADN’T put my sweatpants on hold last night… ugh! They had to get a runner employee to find the sweatpants. Thank goodness that one of the three sweatpants had the right style number (06365 868), so […]