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The Butt Brothers?! / Birthday gifts, new rules, Hudson, talking a lot, schedule

March 28, 2020

Ayler called me at 9:40 AM to read me their schedule for the day: free play, mealtimes, piano, spelling, reading, and bedtime at 8 or so! He also says that his new rule should be that he can stay up 15 minutes later every year on his birthday. I said that sounds like a good […]

Prayer, guns, meeting God, and trespassing! / Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup!

March 3, 2020

This sign is from Julie M. and Wish: Prayer is the best way to meet the Lord. Trespassing is faster! GUNS! Lipton Tomato Vegetable soup! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE because it’s Soup It Forward Day today on March 3!

NAKED! / Friends-only banners: Crab baby and pentagram, lemon, Matt Good’s RICO

February 22, 2020

In exactly two years, it’ll be 2/2/22! WHAT A NUMERIC COINCIDENCE! The Toronto Maple Leafs lost 6-3 to the Carolina Hurricanes’ Zamboni driver David Ayres playing an emergency goalie role! HAHAHAHA! The Canucks played the Bruins tonight at 7, and WON 9-3! Tyler Toffoli got two goals! From Reddit: The referees have unveiled new uniforms […]

Salad Chung is really Charlotte?! / Roshada Grier?! / Jayquan?! / Zhakia?!

January 19, 2020

Fidela has a friend named Salad Chung?! QUIRKY COINCIDENCE since it’s Eat A Depressing Salad For Lunch today on January 19! Her real name is Charlotte, though. From Julie M. and CHEATERS: Roshada Grier?! Makes me want to put an N in there so it can be closer to an actual name. ROSHANDA looks and […]

Unicorns farting as a coloring book, poop emoji alien tattoo, ROYAL FLUSH GAME

January 7, 2020

I showered today. From Julie M. and Wish: Unicorns Farting coloring book?! IT’S A COINCIDENCE SINCE IT’S “PASS GAS DAY” TODAY ON JANUARY 7! From Pete and FART Is A Four Letter Word: This alien is tattooing another alien with a poop emoji, hahaha! “It’s a popular symbol from the 21st century. I believe it […]

Matin Durrani and Tushna Commissariat?! / Patrick Sieloff?! / Teuvo Teravainen?!

December 12, 2019

Note to self: It’s much easier to find lotion in any amount at London Drugs than Shoppers Drug Mart, for sure! Decided to go to the Bay at 11:45 (just managing to get the 401) to exchange that purple Wenger suitcase for a darker one; luckily, the older lady wasn’t working there to give me […]

ATTIE! A HUG! YUMMY! Snowflakes! Hot flashes! / Santa! / Water hitting a spoon!

December 10, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:50 on a 401 to help with the kids. I would have taken the earlier 401, but someone took FIVE MINUTES to maneuver a wheelchair into that bus! I don’t expect people to be extremely fast when it comes to that, but I always appreciate the actual wheelchair […]

Big Bone Lick, Kentucky? / Queen Elizabeth I and the Tudors / Mike Rust My Crust

October 28, 2019

FUCK – there’s going to be a bus strike in three days! At least they want to reduce overcrowding. The Canucks played Florida tonight at 7, and won 7-2! FIVE GOALS IN THE FIRST PERIOD, AND ALL THE FORWARDS GOT AT LEAST ONE POINT! Big Bone Lick, Kentucky?! From Pete and Medieval Jollity: Queen Elizabeth […]

Beaver Lick, Kentucky?! / Victoria’s Seafood and vaginas! / Ryan Dresser?!

October 27, 2019

It’s a licking theme or coincidence today! O’Tasty pork / vegetable / black mushroom dumplings, JOY lamb and onion dumplings, sriracha sauce, Allen’s Malt Vinegar, and Western Family soy sauce! Beaver Lick, Kentucky? From Julie M. and Short Bus Window Lickers 3: Stop spraying perfume on your vagina – take a shower! Out here smelling […]

Cute poop and toilet ballpoint pens! Flowers and computer keyboards, oh my!

October 11, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: Toilet poop emoji ballpoint pens! From Julie M. and Wish: Poop emoji ballpoint pens!