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Defenestration Day! / Worst apocalypse ever, Dwight Schrute and life, Mardy Fish

May 21, 2017

TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY! My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse: Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011) From Janina: Life is short… false. It’s the longest thing you do. From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

WARRIOR DRAGON hero meeting his father, Ricky and his dad, a body and bakini kit

March 31, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7 tonight, and lost 2-0. In WARRIOR DRAGON, the hero meets his father, whom everyone thinks is dead! “Hello, son! It’s me, your legendary father! I didn’t die. I just got lost in this damn cave!” Bozo, Ricky’s dad, and Ricky are on the Chipley hilltop in BOZOBOUND. From […]

What Domesticated Animal Are You? / True friends not caring about craziness!

February 22, 2017

You Are a Dog You are a very noble person, and you take your social obligations seriously. You are very loyal to your friends and family. You may be incredibly faithful, but you are never boring. You are there to defend the people you love, but you also like to let loose and have fun […]

OUTTA MY WAY! I GOTTA POOP! / Is it just me who does this? / Kids and iPhones

January 13, 2017

Jason sent me a Facebook message from Vanessa’s account, saying that she was still in the recovery room. That definitely makes sense! From Reddit: This skeleton with a flaming torch on a horse says, “OUTTA MY WAY… I GOTTA POOP!” From Julie S. and Classical Art Memes: “Is it just me who does…” “Yes. In […]

OREGON TRAIL starting screen, OREGON TRAIL Willamette Valley, talking stones

December 10, 2016

Vanessa and I discussed plans for Wednesday on Facebook messenger: evading Hester, possibly going to Danny’s Wun Tun House at Ironwood at about 1, my parking pass, and more. OREGON TRAIL starting screen! Congratulations! You have made it to the end of OREGON TRAIL: Willamette Valley, Oregon! You’re old when getting to this screen was […]

Ross Gellar, Googling misspelled words, a squirrel eating pumpkin, grammar x4

December 5, 2016

DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Reddit: Well, we’re screwed on Thursday with a temperature forecast of -77 degrees! Wesley sent me this picture of Ross Gellar on FRIENDS: “By the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means YOU ARE. Y-O-U-R means YOUR!” From Julie S. and The Grammar Police: The word “grammer” is Googled 1,220,000 times every month. Somebody […]

Cookie butter, a morbid YOU’RE NEXT comic, Gary the Grammar Cactus, ME AND NICK

October 24, 2016

I had to go shopping at 3:40 because my almond milk expired today, just in case I’ll use some before Wednesday. Good thing I still had $70 in cash, and resisted the lure of delivery on the weekend! I just managed to get the 401 bus, I also bought on-sale Stockemeyer soup (Harvest Pea, Hearty […]

No human-compatible bathrooms! / The light frying your eyes like eggs and bacon!

October 19, 2016

I had a dream last night where a bunch of people and I were inside a wooden house, and my sister was telling us some interesting stories about a trip she’d been on. Then some riot police came in and invaded us! We wondered if my sister could do anything about it because of her […]

Let it go, Elsa! / 50 Cent on sale for fifty cents?! / The keys to happiness

September 24, 2016

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning JML Stew Beef Noodles from my apartment because they made me have diarrhea while eating them just now! JML Stew Beef noodles! From Wesley: Here’s Elsa from FROZEN sitting on the toilet. “Let it go… gnnn! Let it go!!!!!!” From Reddit: 50 Cent’s IN DA CLUB is on sale for fifty […]