Archive for the ‘susan’ Category

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Gold, silver, and bronze Sharpies! / Gibberish T-shirt / Dim sum lunch HI!

July 20, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to celebrate Dad’s birthday – UGH! At least I got the Samyang 2X spicy Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen (chicken with a bomb!) noodles for Jon from Big Crazy, haha! To kill some time after leaving way early at 10:05 on a 407, I went to Shoppers and […]

Susan Tellem in public relations?! / Norm Reeder in charge of LIBRARY programs?!

May 3, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Susan Tellem is a public relations executive?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Norm REEDER is in charge of Torrance LIBRARY programs?!

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

What Domesticated Animal Are You? / True friends not caring about craziness!

February 22, 2017

You Are a Dog You are a very noble person, and you take your social obligations seriously. You are very loyal to your friends and family. You may be incredibly faithful, but you are never boring. You are there to defend the people you love, but you also like to let loose and have fun […]

English pronunciation poem, ghostly spam saying BOO, two human kids escaping

October 5, 2016

Julie sent me this English pronunciation poem from The Poke! “Dearest creature in creation, etc.” Jon Otis starts his trek out to Hubbardton to rescue Sarah Buffaloe, but is stymied by this ghostly Spam. “BOO! (The ghostly Spam said… boo? How weird…)” After Joe Scharfenberg arrives from Scotland to help Jon Otis and Sarah Buffaloe […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

I POOPED TODAY T-shirt, dropping a watch in the toilet, wasted opportunities

August 21, 2016

I need this I POOPED TODAY T-shirt from Oddee! Confucius meme: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. From Susan: Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them. You never know – tomorrow could be too late.

Dick Butz, Dick Smothers, Fuzzy Von Stauffenberg, Ginger T. Rex, Joe McCool

August 15, 2016

Harmony emailed me at 7:30 – tomorrow at 4:30 sounds good to me! Dick Butz?! Dick Smothers?! Fuzzy Von Stauffenberg?! Ginger T. Rex?! Joe McCool?!

Opening treasure from the Mad Pecker! / Silently correcting your grammar x2!

July 6, 2016

I found my stash of free library bookmarks in the storage box on the floor next to me! Opening dropped treasure from monsters in DRAGON QUEST III for the SNES: “Mad Pecker dropped a chest! FLAMSTER opens the chest It’s the Agility Seed! Agility Seed.s the” WHAT?! From Julie: A T-shirt that says, “I’m silently […]