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Grabbing my boobs, Garfield hugging Pooky, alpaca llama / 90,000 Facebook likes!

April 5, 2019

My morning before 8 AM: Shaw going out for 10 minutes because of the 24/7 construction across the street (noise exemption bylaw) and then Windows decided to update 10 minutes after that…. Boo! I discovered redrum in the shower! Blood on the yellow shower pouf means that this (and the square-shaped soap) must be thrown […]

Lataija, Osh, Jodi, a black Trinity?! / BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! PIN!

March 19, 2019

In the mail last week, I also got a BEFORE YOU ASK, THE ANSWER IS NO! pin from Nepenthes on the TrollXOver30 Discord server. She is from Saskatoon! From Julie: Lataija?! From Julie: Osh is a guy?! Like Osh Kosh B’Gosh?! From Julie: Jodi says SHE is a FATHER?! From Julie: This black kid is […]

Diarrhea on a roller coaster poem! / STAR WARS toilet paper! / A cat puke mug!

February 21, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! From Julie M. and I Don’t Give A Duck: Roses are red, the church has a steeple. Man gets diarrhea on a roller coaster and splashes 14 people. From Susan and Quotes, Fun, and Sarcasm: STAR WARS toilet paper to clean your dark side! Cat Puke Mug: Some people tidy up and […]

Pringles, Vaseline, Cheetos! / A Chipotle dinner with Frances Chan! Barbacoa!

February 15, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went to the eye clinic by 11:45 (busing at 11 on a 401, which I got to JUST IN TIME) for an eye pressure test, but I was 25 minutes late because of snow and transit delays, NOT helped by SOMEONE thinking we had infinite time to exit the elevator at […]

Harshdeep Bhatti, Sambrial, Martae, Lashae, Israel, Kinnick, Avion, and Aryaa?!

February 15, 2019

Harshdeep Bhatti?! Yes, I know Harshdeep is a legitimate East Indian name, but still. From Julie: Sambrial?! That reminds us both of SOMBRERO. From Julie: Martae?! From Julie: Lashae?! From Julie: A black kid called Israel?! From Julie: Kinnick?! From Julie: Avion?! Reminds me of the French word for AIRPLANE. From Julie: Aryaa?! It has […]

Keava Jones?! / Anca Susan?! / Willson K. Anita?! / Lavonda Phillips?!

November 16, 2018

From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Keava Jones?! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Anca Susan?! Just reverse the names! Willson K. Anita?! Again, just reverse the names! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Lavonda Phillips?!

Getting 8 hours of sleep over 3 days! / Audrey Worm?!

September 22, 2018

The Canucks played Calgary at 6:30 in the fourth game of their 2018-2019 training camp, and lost 5-2. The empty-net goal and their hat trick did NOT help! From Shelley and Good Living Guide: I finally got 8 hours of sleep! It took me 3 days, but whatever. From Julie: Audrey Worm?!

Exchanging Valentine’s cards at the store! / Valentine’s lotion and the hose!

February 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Cuya’s Discord server: The wife and I exchanged Valentine’s cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack… done. From Kramer’s Discord server: Roses are for vases. Lotion’s for the skin. You will be my Valentine or get the hose […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god, Chinese illustrated dragon, dragon ear cuffs

February 15, 2018

ADD TO DRAGONS MEMORY ENTRY! Hester’s husband Ni came by for the fire alarm inspection at 1:40, then I went out at 2 on a 407 for on-sale Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate hearts x3 / a new on-sale Rubbermaid dish drainer / a pack of two on-sale Designer Workshop pillowcases / on-sale sriracha sauce […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]