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Exchanging Valentine’s cards at the store! / Valentine’s lotion and the hose!

February 15, 2018

The Canucks played the Sharks at 7:30 tonight, and lost 4-1. From Cuya’s Discord server: The wife and I exchanged Valentine’s cards at the store. Then we put them back on the rack… done. From Kramer’s Discord server: Roses are for vases. Lotion’s for the skin. You will be my Valentine or get the hose […]

Quetzalcoatl Mayan dragon god, Chinese illustrated dragon, dragon ear cuffs

February 15, 2018

ADD TO DRAGONS MEMORY ENTRY! Hester’s husband Ni came by for the fire alarm inspection at 1:40, then I went out at 2 on a 407 for on-sale Reese’s peanut butter and chocolate hearts x3 / a new on-sale Rubbermaid dish drainer / a pack of two on-sale Designer Workshop pillowcases / on-sale sriracha sauce […]

Johnnye is a woman?! / LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN! / Will 5 Ever Come?

January 10, 2018

From Julie: Johnnye is a woman?! Why didn’t her parents just go with Johnnie? There is Johnnie Walker the alcohol, but at least it doesn’t trip up my spellcheck! I want to pronounce Johnnye as “John-Nye” (as in Bill Nye the Science Guy and rye whiskey), even though Dr. Phil was saying “Johnny.” From Nyala […]

Gold, silver, and bronze Sharpies! / Gibberish T-shirt / Dim sum lunch HI!

July 20, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to celebrate Dad’s birthday – UGH! At least I got the Samyang 2X spicy Hot Chicken Flavor Ramen (chicken with a bomb!) noodles for Jon from Big Crazy, haha! To kill some time after leaving way early at 10:05 on a 407, I went to Shoppers and […]

Susan Tellem in public relations?! / Norm Reeder in charge of LIBRARY programs?!

May 3, 2017

From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Susan Tellem is a public relations executive?! From ALL-PURPOSE BATHROOM READER #13: Norm REEDER is in charge of Torrance LIBRARY programs?!

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages! / My Reddit comment about white poop!

March 19, 2017

From Buzzfeed: Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopolitics?! My most-upvoted Reddit comment from January 29, 2015 is about white poop! 😀

What Domesticated Animal Are You? / True friends not caring about craziness!

February 22, 2017

You Are a Dog You are a very noble person, and you take your social obligations seriously. You are very loyal to your friends and family. You may be incredibly faithful, but you are never boring. You are there to defend the people you love, but you also like to let loose and have fun […]

English pronunciation poem, ghostly spam saying BOO, two human kids escaping

October 5, 2016

Julie sent me this English pronunciation poem from The Poke! “Dearest creature in creation, etc.” Jon Otis starts his trek out to Hubbardton to rescue Sarah Buffaloe, but is stymied by this ghostly Spam. “BOO! (The ghostly Spam said… boo? How weird…)” After Joe Scharfenberg arrives from Scotland to help Jon Otis and Sarah Buffaloe […]

Nailling-Martin, Wu-Woo, Leonard-Skinner, and other bad hyphenated names!

August 27, 2016

Nailling-Martin! Wu-Woo! Leonard-Skinner! Guetter-High! Lemon-Balls! Knutt-Rekker! Funk-Meister! Daly-Leake! Cox-Kiser! Fedder-Good! Dye-Breeden! Flok-King! Dickie-Peters! Eaton-Titlow! Casanova-Bonin!

I POOPED TODAY T-shirt, dropping a watch in the toilet, wasted opportunities

August 21, 2016

I need this I POOPED TODAY T-shirt from Oddee! Confucius meme: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. From Susan: Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them. You never know – tomorrow could be too late.