Archive for the ‘sam’ Category

Michelina’s Lasagna with Meat Sauce! / Square root of all evil / Ken Lemon?!

September 13, 2020

My upstairs neighbor decided to start their Sunday morning at 5:20 AM – GO BACK TO SLEEP! IT’S EVEN TOO EARLY FOR ONLINE CHURCH! I called 604-273-7114, the Richmond Chapters, at 11:40 AM to inquire as to whether they had the Uncle John’s Greatest Know on Earth Bathroom Reader: Curiosities, Rarities, and Amazing Oddities #33 […]

Not being an asshole, exorbitant $18 lamb and carrot dumplings, zinc, chocolate

August 26, 2020

Today is National Toilet Paper Day 2020! After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME thanks to my upstairs neighbor stomping around at 4 AM and then 5 AM before I finally gave up at 5:45 AM, Barry picked me up at 9 AM because he had to receive some food packages at 10, and we went […]

Samyang corn terrorist noodles! / Donna Sue JESTER and DALPHA Lorene Jester?!

July 26, 2020

Breakfast: Samyang spicy Corn terrorist noodles! I find that the corn powder cuts down on the spice factor. From Youtube: Donna Sue JESTER and DALPHA Lorene Jester?! At least Jester is a cool last name!

Ashlynn, Ivana, Kaya, Bessie Kay, Mykel Baca, Big Poppa, Lexcia, and SamiJo?!

June 23, 2020

From Julie: Dated today: Toxic Mexican hand sanitizers with wood alcohol / methanol. I bought Saniderm x5 at Price Smart on April 8 and April 10 for “peace of mind,” but threw them out a month ago when the hand sanitizers from recognizable brands and distilleries / breweries were at London Drugs. Wait, All-Clean Natural […]

Sage and Cissy on THESE WOODS ARE HAUNTED?! / Cuya Discord 2014 date glitch!

June 5, 2020

I heard Hester outside for the first time in three months when I was taking out the garbage, so interrupted the conversation she was having with some white guy because I wanted to tell her about my annoying laundry hog neighbor AND to request a couple of mousetraps. Of course she told me to write […]

Knorr Cheesy Spinach Dip! / What’s Your Animal Name? / Yelena?! / Chyanne?!

May 29, 2020

I showered today, and also discovered some water on the kitchen floor by slipping on it. 😦 Luckily, I didn’t fall… Knorr Cheesy Spinach Dip for lunch! From Rock 101: What’s Your Animal Name? Abercrombie The Beautiful Dog! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Yelena?! Sounds like a virus or a germ! From Julie M. […]

Regular Samyang cheese noodles, metal zodiac, dead relative social distancing

May 19, 2020

Dinner: Regular non-spicy Samyang cheese noodles with carrots, green beans, peas, and corn! THE METAL ZODIAC by Jolly Rotten! From Reddit and r/AdviceAnimals: Confused about how far to distance yourself during the coronavirus pandemic? Imagine the outline of a dead relative between you.

Penis pan holders! / Scoville Heat Units for Samyang noodles! / Glen, not Glyn!

May 14, 2020

I had to bite the bullet and text Dad for Mom’s birthday today, then charged my phone. Apparently, they were meeting Jon’s crew at the park today – NO, THANKS! At least I haven’t had to do anything for Mother’s Day or Mom’s birthday TWO YEARS IN A ROW NOW! From Aaron and Nope: Penis […]

Laicee Turney?! Justice Joursia girl?! Janene?! / Samyang regular fire noodles!

May 9, 2020

I called Ayler at 6:35, just in time for my dumpling dinner and their dessert of raspberry / cherry croissants. We talked about going out, Hiero asking if I’d met Walter the dog yet (much better than the LICK MY BUM song), my saying hi to Beckett, Hiero asking about the last time I took […]

CANDY IS DEAD NOW?! / 2X Spicy Samyang noodles! / Kyler?! Tyler and Kyle?!

February 26, 2020

Got up this morning and checked Facebook to see that Kelly had posted in the Our Place Facebook group. CANDY / PHOENIX IS DEAD NOW OF A HEART ATTACK IN HER SLEEP?! WHAT THE FUCK! SO SAD! 2X Spicy Samyang Fire chicken terrorist noodles with sesame seeds! From Julie: Kyler is Cory and Jennifer’s son?! […]