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No ONETT TIMES, Runaway Five, a machine in the graveyard, Monotoli, the blackout

March 7, 2017

The Canucks played the Canadiens at 7 tonight, which I had to bug Lucas’ friend Sam about on Discord. The game went to a weird overtime, where the Habs won 2-1. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Robot stay overnight at the Hotel Chipley after Paige is kidnapped at the New Pork department store. There is no […]

Otto Addo, Shooty Babbitt, Mike Lemongello, Bake McBride, Yourhighness Morgan

March 4, 2017

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From The Bleacher Report: Otto Addo?! From The Bleacher Report: Shooty Babbitt?! From The Bleacher Report: Mike Lemongello?! (lemon jello) From The Bleacher Report: Bake McBride?! From The Bleacher Report: Yourhighness Morgan?!

Bacon Double Cheeseburger, not being too hard on yourself, mentally unrestricted

August 20, 2016

Bacon Double Cheeseburger?! Please don’t be too hard on yourself today. I would come over to your house and sit on the couch with you, and eat pizza and watch your favorite movie with you if I could. But I can’t. So you have to be nice to you since I can’t do it, okay? […]

The fake king of Samanao, a black screen near Cape Olivia, my village in Norway

June 27, 2016

After you expose the “King” of Samanao as a fake (and restore the real king to his throne), the castle guards are a LOT nicer to you in DRAGON QUEST III! You don’t have to go in through the service entrance at the side anymore! “Oh! FLAMSTER! It’s you! Please, come on in!” This black […]

I hate plugged toilets! / Super Mario, Kirby, and others at the Last Supper!

June 1, 2016

I had a toilet emergency just now; Hester wasn’t any help, so I called Barry instead to help me through this after I used the plunger to little success. He told me about the toilet flapper, which at least helped. Thank goodness the poop didn’t overflow the bowl! I think I’ll clean it when I […]

Wesley, Sam, and Ayler beans! (dream) / No warnings needed for topless women!

May 26, 2016

I dreamed that I was hanging out with Wesley, his ex (who was named Sam and not Sarah), their son (not daughter?!), and a bunch of other kids. For some reason, I was weirdly jealous of the son, but managed to hide it well enough. At some point, I tried talking to the kid (who […]

Cats in egg cartons, Dick Cherry, Sam Sung being an Apple employee, Harry Marble

April 5, 2016

Jon sent me a Facebook message to see whether I’d be there later today – yup! Someone complained on the Canada Safeway Facebook wall about the expiry dates on their veggies and dip, so I asked them whether they’d paid attention to them when they bought the food. (two people LIKED this comment!) They came […]

Stolen-Ford, Flem-Greene, Cox-Champ, Eid-Bonar, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 24, 2016

Stolen-Ford! Flem-Greene! Cox-Champ! Eid-Bonar! Fillinger-Goode! Annis-Biter! Butt-Peeper! Peters-Stuckenschneider! Fuller-Beers! Outhouse-Burns! King-Woody! Pullen-Wood! Fears-Johnson! Neisser-Ho! (Nicer Ho) Drilling-Cousin! Shaver-Nicely! Gasser-Moore! Bender-Nuckles! Bonar-Fury!

999° weather, Griffen Outhouse, F. Yu, Tywaniquekya Mackey

December 17, 2015

Griffen Outhouse is a goalie for the Victoria Royals! F. Yu! Tywaniquekya Mackey?! Wow! Just look at Friday’s 999° weather!

Chrystal, Guylian, pepperoncini, Mike Wiener, Thea Beaver, Ima Hogg, Genuine Ho

November 19, 2015

I called Chrystal at 1:35 to figure out a good dinner date for us so I can give her the chocolates – she said that Emily’s doctors told her that she might be a little late on her due date of November 26. So I said that Monday evening totally worked unless the baby came […]