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New Age Retro Hippie phone case! / Tattia, Entwarne, Tremayne, Jojo, and JB?!

May 13, 2019

I had coffee, pineapple, and croissants with Nutella for breakfast… leftovers for lunch, which is fine! Then I had tiny Yakult drinks, rice, Thai eggplant curry, chicken, green beans, and popsicles for dinner! Declan and Elysse wanted to watch a show called FLINCH and even more POKEMON stuff, which at least kept them entertained for […]

Paulo coming over for noodles and ginger ale! NO SPICY! / G’Mario Charleston?!

April 18, 2019

Paulo let me know yesterday that he could come over tonight for noodles and ginger ale, which totally worked for me! Definitely no alcohol after last Friday for him, especially not with the stated effects on his body and liver! Today, he said he could come over around 8 unless that was too late – […]

Harshdeep Bhatti, Sambrial, Martae, Lashae, Israel, Kinnick, Avion, and Aryaa?!

February 15, 2019

Harshdeep Bhatti?! Yes, I know Harshdeep is a legitimate East Indian name, but still. From Julie: Sambrial?! That reminds us both of SOMBRERO. From Julie: Martae?! From Julie: Lashae?! From Julie: A black kid called Israel?! From Julie: Kinnick?! From Julie: Avion?! Reminds me of the French word for AIRPLANE. From Julie: Aryaa?! It has […]

Thatcher Demko! / Keaira?! / Samyah pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! (not Sam-Yeah?!)

January 18, 2019

The Canucks played the Sabres at 7 tonight, and won 4-3 in a seesaw game! Thatcher Demko is the first Canucks goalie in history to start off 2-0! From Julie: Stephanie and Josh are fine, but Keaira?! From Julie: Samyah is pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! Nope, we both think of “Sam-Yeah”!

Rayne as a girl, Kheisha, Keke as a girl, Lamon’tre, Amon’tre, and Treasure?!

December 20, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 10:50 AM to confirm for tomorrow night at 7:30 at the Broadway London Drugs, especially since there hasn’t been any snow yet! WE ARE SO ON! The Canucks played the Blues at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This Rayne is a baby girl?! […]

A mug powered by unicorn farts!

October 31, 2018

Adam Taj Hassam added me to Facebook – okay then, I just hope that he’s a sane Canucks fan! However, Diane unfriended me from Facebook after YEARS, since 2007! All righty, then… From Not Always Right: A mug powered by unicorn farts!

TRIPE! / Cacilia Davis was involved in the Son of Sam or David Berkowitz case?!

October 24, 2018

The Canucks played Vegas at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime and a shootout, and Vancouver won 3-2! I showered today. Cacilia Davis was involved in the Son of Sam or David Berkowitz case?! What was wrong with Cecilia?! BAD SPELLING! It also reminds me of “caca” or POOP!

Creepy Easter Bunny 8! / Pig ears, chicken feet, and duck tongue! GLORIOUS!

February 22, 2018

WHO LEAVES A HALF-FINISHED BAG OF CHIPS IN THE BLUE RECYCLE BIN?! MY LAZY NEIGHBORS! After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:30 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale almond milk, shrimp and wonton Doll instant noodles, on-sale Uncle Ben’s rice x3 (Vegetable Medley / Wholegrain Brown […]

Cards Received, 2017!

December 29, 2017

Cards Received, 2017! Special 2017 (1) * Julie M.: “Here is the bracelet that I finally was able to send! I hope you like it. Go Canucks!! :)” Birthday 2017 (5) * card from parents * Steph, Lisa, Fraser, Henry, and Havarti: “Sarne! Happy 41st birthday from your loving sister, sister-in-law, and FAVORITE nephews! (Haha! […]

Surgate Ghetto: Joys of Cooking with Soylent Green, Tzepish, Jack the Ripper!

December 10, 2017

The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to Surgate Ghetto. The soldiers ask them who they are. “Galuf Halm Baldesion. I believe you have six warrants for my arrest.” Apparently, criminals are treated like royalty there, but they still hate Jews like Faris! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party makes it to the library […]