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Necrophilia, Tom Yum seafood soup, toothpaste, toothbrushes, Samjin pretzels

June 21, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. After I had COFFEE TIME / BLACK TEA TIME, Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought store brand potato and cheese perogies, on-sale Excel White gum x3, perogies, bananas, NEW on-sale Samjin pretzels x5 (Tomato Ketchup / Spicy […]

Complaining about being single / No touching yourself / Someone OUTTA thrash ya?!

June 8, 2017

Since I got up at 7:25 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! Later, I called Seafair Safeway customer service to see if I could return Oakridge Safeway items there instead. Since I could, I made plans to go there to return the Tostitos / Mrs. Renfro’s salsa since I can’t open it even with the jar […]

A Jacob’s Well fundraising dinner with Korean food: glass noodles galore!

June 5, 2017

Tonight’s menu: Bo Ssam [Korean pork], served with rice, kimchi, ssam sauce, ginger-scallion sauce, lettuce, and love. Jap Chae (Korean glass noodles) Various Banchan: Napa Cabbage Kimchi, Roasted Seaweed, Marinated Bean Sprouts, Soy and Sesame Spinach, Cucumber Kimchi, Garlic Chive Kimchi Beer: BYOB! Barley Tea Aloe Vera Drinks Eric M. called me at 11:30 from […]

Ojevwe Naomi Odjegba, Quierra Alessi, Raven Hurst-Whelan, Remington Bridgeman

May 30, 2017

Since I was up at 5:45 AM (ugh), it was COFFEE TIME! After a nap and such later, I went out at 4:30 (just missing the 401 and just managing to get the C94 instead) to go to the Apple Store at Richmond Centre to hopefully finish my WORMS tagging on Facebook since it just […]

No ONETT TIMES, Runaway Five, a machine in the graveyard, Monotoli, the blackout

March 7, 2017

The Canucks played the Canadiens at 7 tonight, which I had to bug Lucas’ friend Sam about on Discord. The game went to a weird overtime, where the Habs won 2-1. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo and Robot stay overnight at the Hotel Chipley after Paige is kidnapped at the New Pork department store. There is no […]

Otto Addo, Shooty Babbitt, Mike Lemongello, Bake McBride, Yourhighness Morgan

March 4, 2017

It’s NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY today! From The Bleacher Report: Otto Addo?! From The Bleacher Report: Shooty Babbitt?! From The Bleacher Report: Mike Lemongello?! (lemon jello) From The Bleacher Report: Bake McBride?! From The Bleacher Report: Yourhighness Morgan?!

Bacon Double Cheeseburger, not being too hard on yourself, mentally unrestricted

August 20, 2016

Bacon Double Cheeseburger?! Please don’t be too hard on yourself today. I would come over to your house and sit on the couch with you, and eat pizza and watch your favorite movie with you if I could. But I can’t. So you have to be nice to you since I can’t do it, okay? […]

The fake king of Samanao, a black screen near Cape Olivia, my village in Norway

June 27, 2016

After you expose the “King” of Samanao as a fake (and restore the real king to his throne), the castle guards are a LOT nicer to you in DRAGON QUEST III! You don’t have to go in through the service entrance at the side anymore! “Oh! FLAMSTER! It’s you! Please, come on in!” This black […]

I hate plugged toilets! / Super Mario, Kirby, and others at the Last Supper!

June 1, 2016

I had a toilet emergency just now; Hester wasn’t any help, so I called Barry instead to help me through this after I used the plunger to little success. He told me about the toilet flapper, which at least helped. Thank goodness the poop didn’t overflow the bowl! I think I’ll clean it when I […]

Wesley, Sam, and Ayler beans! (dream) / No warnings needed for topless women!

May 26, 2016

I dreamed that I was hanging out with Wesley, his ex (who was named Sam and not Sarah), their son (not daughter?!), and a bunch of other kids. For some reason, I was weirdly jealous of the son, but managed to hide it well enough. At some point, I tried talking to the kid (who […]