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Te Puke, New Zealand?! / Muhlaysia Booker?! MALAYSIA! / Chanel Scurlock?!

November 6, 2019

Swanson’s garlic shrimp pasta for lunch today! Broccoli, carrots, corn, and peas! Te Puke, New Zealand?! (pronounced as Te Poo-Keh) From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Muhlaysia Booker?! BAD SPELLING OF MALAYSIA! From Reddit and r/TwoXChromosomes: Chanel Scurlock?! That’s a PERFUME!

OMW is stupid and lazy! / Hot and sour soup noodles! / FACEPALM SHUNK! CRAP!

September 30, 2019

From Discord on August 15, 2019: OMW is a pretty stupid and lazy abbreviation – just spell out ON MY WAY! You could do that for EXCITED and ANNIVERSARY! Also, nobody cares about your anniversary gift to your husband: cotton socks with pets on them. In the big Corelle bowl, we have hot and sour […]

Sureal Sparx?! / My being an asshole today / SOUTH PARK and outraged millennials

September 13, 2019

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival 2019 and Friday the 13th today! 9/13/19 is also a palindrome date! Since Luke and Flaps were talking in Spanish in sober Discord, I decided to ask them to do Mom’s Spanish translation if she ever forwarded it to me! If it’s so urgent, she should have forwarded it earlier today, […]

Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! / Re’Mano Campbell?! APOSTROPHE!

August 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry tonight. From Youtube: Leesa Nascimento?! BAD SPELLING OF LISA! From Youtube: Re’Mano Campbell SENIOR, whose nickname is the juvenile Ray-Ray?! His sister-in-law is called Satania, too… and I always misread it as RE’MARIO.

Books you can wear! DRESS! / Dalton Thrower North Van?! / Jujhar Khaira Surrey?!

August 3, 2019

Today is National Watermelon Day! 😀 From Krista and Michael King: Books you can wear! A book dress! Dalton Thrower is from North Vancouver?! Jujhar Khaira is from Surrey?!

New Age Retro Hippie phone case! / Tattia, Entwarne, Tremayne, Jojo, and JB?!

May 13, 2019

I had coffee, pineapple, and croissants with Nutella for breakfast… leftovers for lunch, which is fine! Then I had tiny Yakult drinks, rice, Thai eggplant curry, chicken, green beans, and popsicles for dinner! Declan and Elysse wanted to watch a show called FLINCH and even more POKEMON stuff, which at least kept them entertained for […]

Paulo coming over for noodles and ginger ale! NO SPICY! / G’Mario Charleston?!

April 18, 2019

Paulo let me know yesterday that he could come over tonight for noodles and ginger ale, which totally worked for me! Definitely no alcohol after last Friday for him, especially not with the stated effects on his body and liver! Today, he said he could come over around 8 unless that was too late – […]

Harshdeep Bhatti, Sambrial, Martae, Lashae, Israel, Kinnick, Avion, and Aryaa?!

February 15, 2019

Harshdeep Bhatti?! Yes, I know Harshdeep is a legitimate East Indian name, but still. From Julie: Sambrial?! That reminds us both of SOMBRERO. From Julie: Martae?! From Julie: Lashae?! From Julie: A black kid called Israel?! From Julie: Kinnick?! From Julie: Avion?! Reminds me of the French word for AIRPLANE. From Julie: Aryaa?! It has […]

Thatcher Demko! / Keaira?! / Samyah pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! (not Sam-Yeah?!)

January 18, 2019

The Canucks played the Sabres at 7 tonight, and won 4-3 in a seesaw game! Thatcher Demko is the first Canucks goalie in history to start off 2-0! From Julie: Stephanie and Josh are fine, but Keaira?! From Julie: Samyah is pronounced like Sah-My-Ah?! Nope, we both think of “Sam-Yeah”!

Rayne as a girl, Kheisha, Keke as a girl, Lamon’tre, Amon’tre, and Treasure?!

December 20, 2018

I called Chrystal at work at 10:50 AM to confirm for tomorrow night at 7:30 at the Broadway London Drugs, especially since there hasn’t been any snow yet! WE ARE SO ON! The Canucks played the Blues at 7 tonight, and won 5-1! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: This Rayne is a baby girl?! […]