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Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling. Advertisements

Manchester United MacGyver?! / Korinna McNeil, Matti Jeffreys, John Firstcharger

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! Manchester United MacGyver?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Korinna McNeil?! BAD SPELLING OF CARINA! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Matti Jeffreys?! Shouldn’t that be MATT Jeffreys?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: John Firstcharger?! Like Treble Charger?!

Syncere Friends was in the news?! / Stryker Trahan and Mark Appel baseball?!

July 30, 2019

Before Paulo dropped by to share the Gizella mango cheesecake, I took a shower and threw some stuff away in the old Nester’s Market reusable bag. He showed up at 4; of course I didn’t mind if he rested on the couch while talking about Darryl, Nate, Steve’s new car, Jeff inviting him out for […]

Transfiguracion Fidelina Lopez Mendoza?! / Batman Roberto Camargo Salcedo?!

April 13, 2019

Robert Berridge added me to Facebook, but that is fine. Hopefully, he is a sane Canucks fan unlike John D., Brandi, and Siobhan! Chrissy also said she was banned by Facebook – YIKES! At least she is back now! Aaron L. and Chris W. also unfriended me from Facebook – okay, then! Now I can […]

Serial killer sweatshirt – awesome! / Boiling and freezing water for pasta!

February 16, 2019

I went to London Drugs at 4:10 for on-sale Tabasco sauce x3, an on-sale Russell Stover praline chocolates assortment in a heart ($24.99 to $7.99?!), an on-sale Laura Secord peanut-free chocolate assortment, a Kit-Kat Senses hazelnut chocolate assortment, Goldfish x3 (Nacho / Pizza / Slammin’ Sour Cream and Onion), and Indomie Mi Goreng chips x4. […]

Sunshine is a girl name?! / Ozias is a boy name?! / Borden is a boy name?!

February 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it’s a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people – there has to be a middle ground between that and […]

Drinking the blood of my enemies with coffee! / A serial killer game for adults!

January 30, 2019

From Julie: Why is it that people can add glitter to their coffee and drink it out of an avocado, but it’s suddenly “out of line” when I stir in the blood of my enemies and drink from their skull? HAHAHAHA! From Julie: Notorious Serial Killers: A Trump card game for adults!

Florida is a place, not a human name!

September 19, 2018

It’s Talk Like A Pirate Day today! The Canucks played the Flames at 7 in their second game of the 2018-2019 training camp tonight, and lost 4-1… the empty-netter didn’t help! From Youtube: Speaking of place names as human names… FLORIDA EDWARDS?!

Phi-Anh Young, a sleeping police officer, a screwdriver, Zeth, a pirate cutlass

December 6, 2017

Julie said that she got my stuff today, so of course I had to chase people down and go into that Eastern Conference chat to see if Jimmy got his stuff, sent when I was feeling fine about our friendship or whatever. He had, and merely thanked me. Santa card, provinces and territories postcard, Stanley […]

EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK haiku and meeting! / Jonathan Toucan?!

December 3, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, all the hackers and characters get together for a meeting at Burglin Park. Reid the Mr. Saturn composes a haiku: “EARTHBOUND is awesome / Here are seven syllables / Give us MOTHER 3.” Here is everyone in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK! From Not Always Related: Jonathan Toucan?!