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Phi-Anh Young, a sleeping police officer, a screwdriver, Zeth, a pirate cutlass

December 6, 2017

Julie said that she got my stuff today, so of course I had to chase people down and go into that Eastern Conference chat to see if Jimmy got his stuff, sent when I was feeling fine about our friendship or whatever. He had, and merely thanked me. Santa card, provinces and territories postcard, Stanley […]

EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK haiku and meeting! / Jonathan Toucan?!

December 3, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, all the hackers and characters get together for a meeting at Burglin Park. Reid the Mr. Saturn composes a haiku: “EARTHBOUND is awesome / Here are seven syllables / Give us MOTHER 3.” Here is everyone in EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK! From Not Always Related: Jonathan Toucan?!

Large pizza as evidence, no problem at the meteorite, Mr. Saturn and the meeting

December 1, 2017

In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo go up to yet another Onett meteorite at the hilltop. They see the Bread Roll gift box, which now contains a Large Pizza instead. Then they talk to the nearby police officer, who had wanted to take the box in for questioning. “You […]

Little boys insanity fart timing, Jeff Goldblum and poop, cherub fart bubbles

November 21, 2017

From You Have Got To Be Kidding! and Pete: Little boys bring you just to the brink of insanity before gently easing you off the ledge with a sweet kiss and laughter from a perfectly timed fart. From Geocities and CuyaDK’s Discord server: Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. From Julie M. and Tumblr: Can […]

Green dragon fire! / Baby Henry and Santa hat! / Sidewalks, tacos, lime juice

November 20, 2017

At 2:45, I went to the pharmacy next door to check on the status of my new birth control prescription since I only have a week’s worth of Minoral. The new pharmacist said that I could pick it up tomorrow afternoon, which is good! Vanessa sent me a Facebook message at 4:45 to say that […]

Dragon fighting a white wizard, Jef Girdler, Bethany Hickey, Carrie Poppy

November 13, 2017

From Krista: Dragon fighting a white wizard! From Not Always Right: Jef Girdler?! Jeff with one F is bad enough, but having GIRDLE in your last name is worse! 😛 From Not Always Right: Bethany Hickey?! From Not Always Right: Carrie Poppy?! Nice flower name!

I want Venus the singer’s autograph on an eraser, toilet paper, or banana peels!

November 9, 2017

I left at 2:30 in warmer rainy weather for my appointment with Dr. Ruby, just managing to get the 403 from Brighouse. Yeah, I know the Minoral generic is strong, but it isn’t helpful if blood breaks out anyway! After getting yet another new prescription, I went to Big Crazy for a $5 bag of […]

Automated microaggressions, dwarves swimming through lava, EARTHBOUND’s Chosen

November 6, 2017

From Bart_Calendar’s LiveJournal on October 5, 2017: “I came over here from your Facebook and immediately got AN AUTOMATED MICROAGGRESSION telling me how I too could transfer posts from LJ to FB. Fuck da Zuck.” No, Supergee! It’s mildly annoying at best, but that is not a microaggression! The FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF party has […]

The Autumn Tree Test / Jeff Bridges! Jeff Tunnels! / Vileda toilet brush!

September 20, 2017

I went out at 3:10 (just managing to catch the 401) to London Drugs to buy a new Vileda PowerFibres toilet brush and holder, a new Vileda dust pan, new store brand multivitamins, Clover Leaf pink salmon x2, and Gilette bar mop towels x2. I also mailed something to Julie, and got home at 3:45 […]

Fishing jelly doughnuts out of the trash can, the Ninja Box, extermination

July 19, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! In EARTHBOUND TENTH ANNIVERSARY HACK, Ness / Paula / Jeff / Poo decide to check out this jelly doughnut that they found in an Onett trash can. “A delicious-looking jelly doughnut, of the variety favored by police officers.” In EARTHBOUND TENTH […]