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Lady parts not having a good time! / Jeff Hor?! / Ellen Toothacker?! / Lovie?!

April 24, 2020

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Easter Monday 2020! / Summer body progress! / Nissin black garlic oil noodles!

April 13, 2020

HAPPY EASTER MONDAY 2020! I went shopping at 11:10 on a 401 today, getting home at 12:10 on a 407. Got 100 regular garbage bags for $20 (40 for $8.99), on-sale Jergen’s Ultra Care Restoring Argan lotion in 100 mL / on-sale Jergens Original Cherry Almond lotion in 600 mL since I’m running out, store […]

Hardin Long has a tombstone?! / Fraser River, online schooling, 120 Easter eggs

April 13, 2020

To my surprise, Ayler called me at 8:55 this morning because I wasn’t on time with calling him at 8:45. I know he likes numbers and time, but I was going to call when a long Obsolete Oddity video was over. Beckett was crying in the background later because he wanted his blanket and his […]

Joeffre Kolosky? VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! / Incorrect password frustration

February 29, 2020

COFFEE TIME AND SHOWER TIME! IT IS LEAP YEAR 2020 TODAY! FEBRUARY 29! FEB. 29! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Joeffre Kolosky?! VERY BAD SPELLING OF GEOFFREY! Reminds me of Joffre Lake around Pemberton, BC! From Julie: Password is incorrect. Password is incorrect. *changes password* New password can’t be the same as an old […]

SNOW! / Caitlan Coleman? / Saturnbucks Coffee / Mr. Saturn: I have no something!

January 15, 2020

I discovered redrum this morning – UGH! It’s -7 and feels like -14! Fresh snow dump from last night at 10 PM: The snow looked like ice spears! Snow aftermath as of this morning: My best attempt at OH GOD, MORE SNOW! before I froze to death outside. I was only outside for five minutes… […]

Dublin’s again with steak, prawns, Jameson whiskey, and Phillips Crookeder Ale!

October 23, 2019

After a shower in the afternoon, I left at 5:05 on a 407 to get to Marine Drive by about 5:30. Since the liquor store was right next door to Dublin Crossing Pub, I went there to select my Halloween 2019 beer for this season: Phillips Crookeder Ale it was! Steve took me to the […]

Lionel Pimpin?! / Jeff crashing the Sky Runner in the Threed graveyard – BOOM!

September 24, 2019

It’s National Punctuation Day today! I showered and had coffee today. Lionel Pimpin?! From The Onett Times: On his way from Winters in EARTHBOUND, Jeff Andonuts has crashed the Sky Runner into the Threed graveyard prison where Ness and Paula are being held. BOOM! EXPLOSION!

Jeffrey Dahmer! / Dermot Smurfit?! / Female version of flipping someone off?!

September 21, 2019

Auntie Catherine finally got back to me via email, wished me a happy belated birthday, and said we could get together on the 24th. Ha, that’s not going to work because of my doctor’s appointment! I’m not going to go to Vancouver, back to Richmond, and then back to Vancouver within four and a half […]

Precious Orji?! / Ja’Wanah, Dujuan, Lazenda, and Jaxon?! / Eight serial killers!

September 10, 2019

Precious Orji?! From Julie: Ja’Wanah?! APOSTROPHE! From Julie: Dujuan?! From Julie: Tasha is obviously fine, but Lazenda?! From Julie: Jaxon?! From Nope and John’s True Crime Group: If you can name all eight of these serial killers, you need counselling. Ted Bundy, David Berkowitz, Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Ramirez, John Wayne Gacy, Dennis Rader, Edmund Kemper, […]

Manchester United MacGyver?! / Korinna McNeil, Matti Jeffreys, John Firstcharger

August 16, 2019

Today is National Rum Day! Manchester United MacGyver?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Korinna McNeil?! BAD SPELLING OF CARINA! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: Matti Jeffreys?! Shouldn’t that be MATT Jeffreys?! From the Fearsome Vancouver Canucks Fans: John Firstcharger?! Like Treble Charger?!