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Archive for May 2016

Blue iPod, Myspace addiction, Eden Wood, grammatical shenanigans / I love Satin!

May 31, 2016

I’m a Blue iPodYou’re a Blue iPod, reflecting your mainstream taste for actual instruments. For you, it might be rock, or it might be country: the point is you like a band with a good voice and actual music.What color iPod are you?Take Other Caffeine Nebula Quizzes I’m 30% MySpace!You’re 30% addicted to MySpace.Come now, […]

Germanic, Greek, Japanese, Welsh, Feng Shui, and REALM OF SOLACE dragons!

May 30, 2016

When I took a nap earlier, I had a dream where I shot and killed Mike around his mom’s house…. MUHAHAHA! From Cracked: REALM OF SOLACE dragon! From Cracked: Japanese dragon! From Cracked: Greek dragon! From Cracked: Welsh dragon! From Cracked: Germanic dragon! From Cracked: Feng Shui dragon!

Ayler’s fourth birthday party! / So many roots! / A ketchup and fries plant

May 29, 2016

I left for Mount Pleasant Park at 3:30 (just missing the 407), having to bring my own dishware because Harmony and Jon wanted Ayler’s party to be as zero-waste as possible. When I got to the park, Steph and Lisa saw me walking up to determine whether anyone was here yet. I said hi to […]

Not wanting to go to prison, Dew U. Nomie, misspelling PREGNANT

May 29, 2016

Share this if you know someone who is alive today simply because you don’t want to go to prison… Dew U. Nomie?! (do you know me) From Julie: You didn’t know you were 7 months PREGANAT?!

Long comic about death from Lucas / Ryan Blacklaws! / Aracelyse, Camdyn, Zani

May 29, 2016

I made tentative plans over Facebook Messenger to meet with Ryan B. next week while he’s here in Vancouver for his son’s graduation. Lucas sent me this long comic about death! From Julie: Aracelyse Felix?! I’d have gone for Arabella or Araceli… From Julie: Camdyn Smith?! Reminds me of Camden, New Jersey! From Julie: Zani […]

Not coming by / Sharon plans / Toilet slime neon ass / Doing mazes in the shower

May 28, 2016

Harmony emailed me yesterday to say that she might stay home instead of going to Hillcrest library because it could be wet outside today, according to the weather forecast. Jon called this morning at 8:40 to tell me not to worry about coming by; I just hope they have a rain plan for tomorrow’s birthday […]

Leshas, Deleriyes, Elton John Jerrera Orozco, Bruce Lee Antonio Felix Cabrera

May 27, 2016

From Julie S.: Leshas?! From Reddit: Deleriyes Cramer?! Elton John Jerrera Orozco and Bruce Lee Antonio Felix Cabrera?!

Gatorade, prawn noodles, and Italian waffle cookies! / A GIRL named MOSES?!

May 26, 2016

Barry picked me up at 12:25, and we went to Price Smart. I got on-sale SunRype apple juice, Silk vanilla almond milk x2, Cheemo perogies x3 (Potato and Cheddar Cheese / Potato, Bacon, Romano Cheese / Potato, Mozzarella, Swiss Cheese, White Cheddar) on-sale toilet paper, Gatorade, Uncle Ben’s Rice and Grains with my coupon (Roasted […]

Grammar Nazi cat, Popsicle jokes, Taylor Minion

May 26, 2016

From Wesley: Grammar Nazi cat! “You think grammar is some kind of joke, don’t you?!” Popsicle jokes! Taylor Minion?!

Wesley, Sam, and Ayler beans! (dream) / No warnings needed for topless women!

May 26, 2016

I dreamed that I was hanging out with Wesley, his ex (who was named Sam and not Sarah), their son (not daughter?!), and a bunch of other kids. For some reason, I was weirdly jealous of the son, but managed to hide it well enough. At some point, I tried talking to the kid (who […]