NHL Draft Lottery 2024 / STEPH IN TOWN! / FIXED TOILET! / The Programmers’ Credo

#x Today is the 2024 NHL draft lottery on Tuesday, May 7 at 3:30 PM. HOCKEY! Of course I talked about that to Phil on Discord PM. Phil’s Philadelphia Flyers pick #12 in the 2024 NHL Draft Lottery. My Canucks don’t get an official pick because they actually made the playoffs this year. Phil said, […]

Realizing that the last day of 2023 will be 123123! / It is time to go, 2023…

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE 2023! I had my Western Family pot roast for dinner. Ten hit me up on Discord PM to say hi and talk about human waste, MEGA MAN, pets, pajamas, CakeFarts, Internet history, and ennui. I went out at 6:55 to Shoppers on a FREE 401 bus with my portable shopping cart […]

Understanding The Toilet Technology!

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVE 2023! This diagram is from Tsukiyo 月夜 in HS Discord server: Understanding The Toilet Technology! Function Key, Main Storage, Normal Flow of Operation, Surge Control Device, Peripherals (Hardware), Debugging Tool, Mouse, Backup System, Supplementary Data, Overflower (Input / Output Error), Output, Central Processing Unit, User-Friendly Interface, Input, Application Software, and Floppy […]

Nissin artificial pork tonkotsu noodles

I discovered redrum today – UGH! Ten wanted to be a rock star, which is cool, Talked to Phil on Discord PM about Kenneth’s age relative to the rest of us in HS Discord server: Kenneth is only 26 and younger than Royale’s nephews?! Nissin artificial pork tonkotsu noodles in the GREEN pack!

Thai Express Battered Beef lunchtime, Life flosser packs x11, Phil

Thanks to Tsukiyo 月夜 bringing up Thai food, I discovered that Thai Express has a birthday rewards offer, so of course I signed up for it. I also went out at 11:35 AM on a 401 for the aforementioned Thai Express AND to buy store brand Life flosser packs x11 (150 AND 90) / Country […]

Pooping Pooches 2022 Calendar! / ZOO POO toilet training book! / NHL Awards!

The 2023 NHL Awards are today on June 26, 2023 at 5! HOCKEY! Talked to Tsuki, Ten, Rex, and Phil on Discord PM. Yeah, there are some dark submarine memes out there! I saw that Sarah G.’s mom Susan died last week – MAN! Edit at 9: I perforce had to call the extrovert Auntie […]

Red Wine Glass emojis! ALCOHOL! / Literally two feet of snow! / Zygote! Fetus!

Edit at 10 PM: Planning ahead, I texted Harmony to ask about birthday present ideas for Ayler and Beckett. I also predict that Phil’s Leaf fan friends will be obnoxious since they won 5-4 against Tampa Bay tonight in the hockey playoffs, coming back from a 4-1 deficit in the third period to force overtime… […]

More made-up genders! / Carver’s Steakhouse! / Bugs Bunny sitting on the toilet

Voidgender, abracagender, and librafluid are all NOT valid! Stop making up genders! Today is Maundy Thursday 2023. I found extra money in my bank account today: DOUBLED GST! Then someone dropped off a notice about a property inspection next Wednesday on April 12. The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and WON 3-0 with an […]

April snow, sour watermelon Peeps for Easter 2023 / No Thanks, We Worship Satan!

Today is Palm Sunday 2023. The Canucks played the Kings at 5 today, and lost 4-1 against Los Angeles in a hockey game with an empty-net goal, and also where we were mathematically eliminated from the 2022-2023 NHL playoffs. On Discord PM, Phil said that the Flyers had gone on a small run before mathematical […]

Happy Valentine’s Day 2023 cards! / Hearing! / Dragons! / Hockey! / Stickers!

After COFFEE TIME and Auntie Catherine issuing a vague invitation to a (Golden Seafood Restaurant) March 13 lunch at 11:30 AM with Dad and some church aunties in a month (where MY BLOGGER DRAFT WOULD COME IN HANDY!), I went out at 10:35 AM on a 401 for my 11 AM appointment at Well Health […]