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Not keeping calm when hockey’s on! / Bitchfield, England?! / Starring on SNAPPED

November 3, 2019

Today is National Sandwich Day! 😀 I had to change the clock an hour back – UGH! Shaw had a five-hour outage at Minoru Park – DOUBLE UGH! I survived by napping (had a dream that I couldn’t get out of bed and the electricity was finicky), reading TRUTH TRIVIA AND THE PURSUIT OF FACTINESS […]

My husband is in the fart aisle! / A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt / Baby pooping!

November 3, 2019

At least the Smooth Move herbal tea worked! From Debbie and Kitchen Fun with My 3 Sons: I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I’m pretty sure he’s been in this FART aisle of the store! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A Poopemon Pokemon T-shirt! Baby: I pooped my pants, but that’s none […]

BUNNY! / Julie got my Canadian ketchup chips, penny, quarters, and loonie!

August 17, 2019

Julie got my random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag to avoid Canada Post detection!), and Kwangchun Healthful […]

Intercourse, Pennsylvania?! / Garnier Whole Blends shampoos and conditioners!

August 11, 2019

I went out at 2:35 on a 401 to mail some random letter and number stickers, Old Dutch ketchup chips, Lays wasabi chips, Lays Numb and Spicy Hot Pot chips, Lays kimchi chips, Canadian penny / nickel / dime / quarters / loonie / toonie (taped to bubble wrap and put in a Ziploc bag […]

Books you can wear! DRESS! / Dalton Thrower North Van?! / Jujhar Khaira Surrey?!

August 3, 2019

Today is National Watermelon Day! 😀 From Krista and Michael King: Books you can wear! A book dress! Dalton Thrower is from North Vancouver?! Jujhar Khaira is from Surrey?!

Tray?! Cortelyou?! / Nicolas Cage DOGE Declaration of Independence meme!

July 4, 2019

From Julie: Tray?! Not even Trey?! From Julie: Cortelyou?! A Nicolas Cage DOGE meme which I sent to Julie M. once: Wow. Such treasure. Wow. We must eat the Declaration of Independence. Movee star.

Reign, Jedidiah, Desiree, Jalyn, Devountae, Kenley, Omir, Ladaisha, and Tequila?

May 23, 2019

From Julie: Reign?! Not even Raine or Rainn?! From Julie: Jedidiah seems like a very ancient Biblical name for a 21st century kid… who are you, Jedidiah Duggar?! From Julie: Desiree, pronounced as Dez-Er-Eee instead of Dez-Er-Eh?! Also, she is 24 and her ex is 18?! DAMN CREEPY! From Julie: Jalyn for a guy?! From […]

NEW Samyang Jjajang noodles! / Classico! / Drumsticks! / The Texorcist, hahaha!

May 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:30 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale GOOD TASTE dumplings x5, NEW on-sale Arm and Hammer toothpaste for Toothpaste Tube Day today, NEW on-sale Western Family vanilla pudding for Vanilla Pudding Day today, NEW on-sale Uncle Ben’s Mexican-style rice, […]

Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

You’re nothing but lies! TELL A LIE DAY! / Pork luncheon meat happy to be eaten!

April 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Predators at 5 today in their penultimate game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 after being up 2-0. UGH! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are high on funky mushrooms on MOTHER 3’s Tanetane Island. They encounter this fake Alec. “Nothing but lies, nothing but lies. You’re nothing […]