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Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

You’re nothing but lies! TELL A LIE DAY! / Pork luncheon meat happy to be eaten!

April 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Predators at 5 today in their penultimate game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 after being up 2-0. UGH! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are high on funky mushrooms on MOTHER 3’s Tanetane Island. They encounter this fake Alec. “Nothing but lies, nothing but lies. You’re nothing […]

Je’Michael Malloy?! Seriously?! BLACK PEOPLE! STOP WITH ALL THE STUPID NAMES!

February 28, 2019

The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 5-2, thanks to ex-Canuck Brad Richardson getting FOUR GOALS on Demko… From Dateline: Je’Michael Malloy?!

Funny toilet rules! / Airhorns literally scaring the shit out of somebody!

February 28, 2019

From Julie: Toilet Rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If you miss it, wipe it. If you’re finished, flush it. If it smells, spray it. GENTLEMEN: Stand closer! It may be shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the whole performance. From Andrew: An […]

Little Sheep Mongolian Hot Pot lunch?! / Jaccob Slavin?! BAD SPELLING!

February 28, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to get ready to leave by 11 for Little Sheep Mongolian Hot Pot at Lansdowne for a lunch with Mom and Dad. Fatty beef, lamb shoulder, Napa cabbage, white noodles, tofu, yams, vegetable and pork dumplings, deep-fried chicken wings, cod fillets, shrimp balls, beef balls, fish balls, tiger prawns, broth, […]

Grammar Police badge with an apple! / Capri Williams?! / David Pecker?!

February 12, 2019

No Rachel today because of the snow! A Grammar Police badge with an apple! To correct and serve! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Capri Williams?! It makes us both think of Capri Sun! From Julie: David Pecker?!

Jergens lotions! Mi Goreng chips! / MARIO mushrooms, blocks, and flowers!

February 6, 2019

I went out in the freezing weather at 2:15, just managing to get the 401, no thanks to the perpetual construction zone around here! Went to London Drugs to get a replacement for the Vaseline MEN lotion, where the stereotypical cologne scent lingers for HOURS – PRODUCT WARNING! I noticed that Jergens moisturizers were on […]

A potty-shaped foam drink holder! / Blanca Arreola Guerrero and LaDonna?!

December 27, 2018

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A potty-shaped foam drink holder! From Youtube: Blanca Arreola Guerrero?! People are going to misread that as BIANCA, and didn’t her parents know what an AREOLA is?! Also, LaDonna?! I also always mistype Blanca as Blance!

Blue dragon and a Hanukkah menorah, a forest water dragon, a colorful dragon

December 2, 2018

I showered and did laundry today. From Dragons: A blue dragon lighting a Hanukkah menorah with its fire breath! It’s got a dreidel and gold / chocolate coins, too! From Krista: A forest water dragon! From Julie: A colorful dragon with flowers!

Cher says that you have to Fall Back! / Tazmily gerberas, Hinawa, sunflowers!

November 3, 2018

Fall Back! Set clocks back one hour before bed on Saturday night. From my ex-friend Tamara: Turn back time one hour this Sunday! Cher with your friends! Duster is at Lucas and Boney’s house at the start of Chapter 2. Tazmily gerberas are Hinawa’s favorite flowers, after sunflowers.