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Tray?! Cortelyou?! / Nicolas Cage DOGE Declaration of Independence meme!

July 4, 2019

From Julie: Tray?! Not even Trey?! From Julie: Cortelyou?! A Nicolas Cage DOGE meme which I sent to Julie M. once: Wow. Such treasure. Wow. We must eat the Declaration of Independence. Movee star. Advertisements

Reign, Jedidiah, Desiree, Jalyn, Devountae, Kenley, Omir, Ladaisha, and Tequila?

May 23, 2019

From Julie: Reign?! Not even Raine or Rainn?! From Julie: Jedidiah seems like a very ancient Biblical name for a 21st century kid… who are you, Jedidiah Duggar?! From Julie: Desiree, pronounced as Dez-Er-Eee instead of Dez-Er-Eh?! Also, she is 24 and her ex is 18?! DAMN CREEPY! From Julie: Jalyn for a guy?! From […]

NEW Samyang Jjajang noodles! / Classico! / Drumsticks! / The Texorcist, hahaha!

May 22, 2019

After I had DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:30 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got on-sale GOOD TASTE dumplings x5, NEW on-sale Arm and Hammer toothpaste for Toothpaste Tube Day today, NEW on-sale Western Family vanilla pudding for Vanilla Pudding Day today, NEW on-sale Uncle Ben’s Mexican-style rice, […]

Tatiana Vagina, Rudi Schits, E.R. Badcock, Dick Cooke, and James Cokayne?!

April 25, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. Mom and Dad dropped by at 3:35, and thank goodness that was ALL it was! No, I didn’t need to split a $50 bill at the bank since the nearby Coast Capital ATM gives out $50 bills! Random stuff from Mom and Dad: $50 from Great-Aunt in Hong Kong, […]

You’re nothing but lies! TELL A LIE DAY! / Pork luncheon meat happy to be eaten!

April 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Predators at 5 today in their penultimate game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 after being up 2-0. UGH! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are high on funky mushrooms on MOTHER 3’s Tanetane Island. They encounter this fake Alec. “Nothing but lies, nothing but lies. You’re nothing […]

Je’Michael Malloy?! Seriously?! BLACK PEOPLE! STOP WITH ALL THE STUPID NAMES!

February 28, 2019

The Canucks played Arizona at 6 tonight, and lost 5-2, thanks to ex-Canuck Brad Richardson getting FOUR GOALS on Demko… From Dateline: Je’Michael Malloy?!

Funny toilet rules! / Airhorns literally scaring the shit out of somebody!

February 28, 2019

From Julie: Toilet Rules: If you lift it up, put it down. If it runs out, replace it. If you miss it, wipe it. If you’re finished, flush it. If it smells, spray it. GENTLEMEN: Stand closer! It may be shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain seated for the whole performance. From Andrew: An […]

Little Sheep Mongolian Hot Pot lunch?! / Jaccob Slavin?! BAD SPELLING!

February 28, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I had to get ready to leave by 11 for Little Sheep Mongolian Hot Pot at Lansdowne for a lunch with Mom and Dad. Fatty beef, lamb shoulder, Napa cabbage, white noodles, tofu, yams, vegetable and pork dumplings, deep-fried chicken wings, cod fillets, shrimp balls, beef balls, fish balls, tiger prawns, broth, […]

Grammar Police badge with an apple! / Capri Williams?! / David Pecker?!

February 12, 2019

No Rachel today because of the snow! A Grammar Police badge with an apple! To correct and serve! From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Capri Williams?! It makes us both think of Capri Sun! From Julie: David Pecker?!

Jergens lotions! Mi Goreng chips! / MARIO mushrooms, blocks, and flowers!

February 6, 2019

I went out in the freezing weather at 2:15, just managing to get the 401, no thanks to the perpetual construction zone around here! Went to London Drugs to get a replacement for the Vaseline MEN lotion, where the stereotypical cologne scent lingers for HOURS – PRODUCT WARNING! I noticed that Jergens moisturizers were on […]