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The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! / Cody and Corey Manyshots?!

July 9, 2017

From Candy: The (Hard Knock) Life of a Facebook Photo! Brought to you by Pixable! How did you take the picture? With a film camera: What a hipster. Ha! Now you have to get it developed! Don’t get it digital: You can’t tag people on prints! Get it digital: It’s a 21st century thing. Ask […]

Jekyel Ann Heid, Dingle Foot, Seymour Cocks, Ryan Temple, Pat Klemmensen

September 24, 2016

Jekyel Ann Heid?! From Reddit: Dingle Foot?! From Reddit: Seymour Cocks?! My ex-friend Pat Klemmensen! My ex-friend Ryan Temple!

Meteorites being in season?! / Ben Bologna?! / BJ Lovett?! / Foxy Foxworth?!

March 23, 2016

Bartz, Lenna, and Galuf explore Tule in FINAL FANTASY V ADVANCE, and come across this man by the inn: “Huh? A meteorite fell by Castle Tycoon? One fell in the mountains to the west, too. Guess they’re in season.” Ben Bologna?! BJ Lovett?! Foxy Foxworth?!

Dickie Head, Ben Dover, Destinee Hooker, public washroom birthday parties

November 16, 2015

The Canucks played the Canadiens at 4:30 today; the Canucks were winning 3-0, but the Canadiens tied it 3-3. This forced the game into overtime, where Montreal won 4-3. *sigh* … I can’t make it if your birthday party is in the Zellers public restrooms, man… Some people just need a sympathetic pat on the […]

Garfield is a MALE, you idiot! / Buying more Advil! / Condoms for antacids!

October 9, 2015

I love proving stupid people wrong! This idiot named Bryn on Reddit thought that Garfield was a girl, so I gleefully linked her to the Wikipedia article stating that Garfield is in fact a MALE, which everyone has known since 1978! Yay for proof and being upvoted multiple times! Then she thought I was trolling […]

Naked pictures, burrowing, PAT QUINN TRIBUTE NIGHT, beer color, fried shrimp

March 17, 2015

I replied to Mandy’s emails: Mike was definitely a jerkish asshole to “test the waters” when he recorded me nude without my consent last April 5! He definitely doesn’t handle criticism well at all. She thinks that my loneliness guided me to stay in the relationship; that could be a possibility, but I’m sure Mike […]

Doctor Unheimlich, P-Pg (PennyLaneLisa)

October 21, 2014

Doctor Unheimlich’s Disease Registry Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withP1r4t3_k1nG’s Disorder Cause: thinking too hard Symptoms: excessive seizures, grey spots, glowing eyes, extreme headaches Cure: bleach Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me withPacificBeachBoy’s Lurgy Cause: influence of the Devil Symptoms: dry mouth, nausea, floating hair Cure: cryogenic freezing until […]

Sonic 104.9, Claire and alligators (dream), Pat Quinn, 5-1 win, Flora in DQ5

April 13, 2014

Sonic 104.9 called me for some reason this afternoon – interesting! Dreamed about Claire meeting several famous people, and having to herd an alligator through a sliding glass door. I forgot that I’d had to re-install Jnes 1.1 in November, so I had to spend time putting in a bunch of codes for DRAGON WARRIOR […]

Organic drinks are apparently worth stealing! / Mom KNOWS that Teunis is here?!

May 29, 2011

Eric picked me up and immediately said that I was a crazy lady, then he started to say weird things in French and Spanish like how I was a mushroom with onions. I updated him on my week, and we talked about that issue / my being “drunk” / venting / video game music / […]

Three separate 5-on-3 goals makes NHL playoff history!

May 22, 2011

Eric picked me up slightly early, but I was ready for it. We discussed hiking, Carmen, my parents being away, pronunciation, accents, the upcoming game, hand sanitizer (which is what he gets for always insinuating that I’m drunk!), and some other stuff. When we got to church, I saw Jon – he and Harmony had […]