Caroling with Yoda! / Holding the door and thanks! / Canucks Nativity scene!

From Julie: Nobody liked caroling with Yoda! “A merry Christmas we wish you… a merry Christmas we wish you…” From Eve and Buzzfeed Canada: If the same person holds two consecutive doors for you, is it common courtesy to say “thank you” both times? This is the most Canadian discussion I’ve ever seen on the […]

Beijing Subway Stops, Literally Translated! / FlamCo! / The Reaper and Shadow

In FINAL FANTASY VI, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Gau’s father’s cabin. “The Reaper is always just a step behind me,” Shadow says. Yup, he has a 1/16 chance of running away after a random battle, saying that he’s served his purpose! My ex-friend Kaitlin saw this truck once: FlamCo! From […]

Burgundy Lee Hanrahan, Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams, Yasho Vardhan, Cary Carr

From Not Always Right: Burgundy Lee Hanrahan?! From Not Always Right: Diane Petrasalemlevi McAdams?! From Not Always Right: Yasho Vardhan?! Reminds me of Alexei Yashin… From Not Always Right: Cary Carr?! Didn’t his parents think that sounded sing-songy?!

Mirissa Sorensen, Mooshki Mitchell, Naoma Howard, Nicole Barbee, Phoenix Gray

From Not Always Working: Mirissa Sorensen?! Her parents should have known that MARISSA is always spelled with an A! From Not Always Right: Mooshki Mitchell?! Reminds me of a cow… MOO! From Not Always Working: Naoma Howard?! Shouldn’t that be NAOMI?! From Not Always Working: Nicole Barbee?! This is notable only because it reminds me […]

Madison Beer, a cuntface banana, new CHAMPION sneakers, beef teriyaki sushi

I went out to Richmond Centre at 11:30 to see if I could get relatively inexpensive new sneakers from Payless, and I got some CHAMPION Size 6 shoes for $40. I’d rather pay more for a pair that doesn’t make me feel like my feet are going to (halfway) slip and fall out of my […]

Holy healing dragon, a plasma Chinese dragon, a five-headed Tiamat dragon

It’s WORLD MUSHROOM DAY today! 😀 I paid my Shaw and hydro bills online after I showered and made some mushroom soup. No time for my pasta specialty if I had to make it to Jon and Harmony’s at 12:30 or so on two cups of coffee! I got there at about 12:45 or so, […]

Sarisa killing her mother / Speaking Al Bhed / I AM ERROR / Melody similarities

Today is National Smores Day! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris make it to Castle Tycoon in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They meet the tutor Jenica, who can be in two places at once. “Sarisa was Lenna’s older sister. At a young age, she killed her mother and disappeared forever.” Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris get […]

The Lufenian Charm Song, Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, aliens on earth in 2017

I discovered that Michael Paul Marcus McKinney unfriended me, but that’s okay! In SUPER MARIO FANTASY ADVENTURE, Mario / Luigi / Yoshi / Toad check out the Charm Song that they got from Lufenia. “Stamped on the bottom… MADE IN LEFEIN.” My ex-friend Michael Paul Marcus McKinney, whom I remember meeting via Scrabulous in 2008! […]

Indonesian spice levels! / Cock Zero! / God Rickrolling you! / Why am I here?

Since I woke up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Alec Ferrell tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! From Reddit: The spice chart at an Indonesian restaurant in Jayakarta! From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: Cock, Cock Zero, and Cock Light are all sold at this 7-11! God is […]

Shitting in my pantaloons! / Led Zeppelin vs. Nicki Minaj! / Will Power?!

From Vanessa and When summer starts, my life is instantly better: A baby onesie that says, “Ah, good sir. I do believe I’ve shat in my pantaloons.” The onesie also features a mustache! From Laid-Back Corner: 1975 Led Zeppelin vs. 2012 Nicki Minaj?! Led Zeppelin’s THANK YOU wins over Nicki Minaj’s song about a stupid […]