Blogthings: Music style, cinnamon roll or croissant, BRIDESMAIDS character

What Style of Music Do You Like? You Like Adult Album Alternative! You like lots of different types of music, but your taste tends to run a bit more indie, artistic, and (naturally) alternative. Rock is the name of the game for you, and you like a wide variety of rock styles. And some of […]

Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY, dollar store Peeps, Zdeno, WAR PIGS coronavirus parody

From James: Disney’s SLEEPING BEAUTY! From Highspirits’s Discord server: When the dollar store imitation Peeps have had a rough trip over from China… From the r/hockey Discord server and Instagram: Happy Easter 2018 to my Boston Bruins fan friends! Have Zdeno Chara with an Easter bear and baskets! From Jim: People gathered in their masses… […]

NAKED! / Friends-only banners: Crab baby and pentagram, lemon, Matt Good’s RICO

In exactly two years, it’ll be 2/2/22! WHAT A NUMERIC COINCIDENCE! The Toronto Maple Leafs lost 6-3 to the Carolina Hurricanes’ Zamboni driver David Ayres playing an emergency goalie role! HAHAHAHA! The Canucks played the Bruins tonight at 7, and WON 9-3! Tyler Toffoli got two goals! From Reddit: The referees have unveiled new uniforms […]

GIVE ME THE WEED! / Real-life Hangman / Starman Coffee! Happy Ness in every cup!

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2 thanks to an empty-netter from Pearson and other team play! Squid selfie! No, the squid is not actually up my nose. A parody of Uncle Kracker’s “Drift Away” from Jim: Give me the weed, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in […]

Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! / St. Ives pear nectar and soy!

The Canucks played the Knights tonight at 7, and s. From Reddit: Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! Jussie is a stupid enough nickname for Justin (does it really NEED a cute nickname?!), but JURNEE is a very bad spelling of JOURNEY. St. Ives pear nectar and soy body wash!

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS brain! / WE ARE THE INTROVERTS comic strip!

Shiwa says he got my Christmas card today – that’s pretty good for my mailing it last week on the 12th! The Canucks played Montreal tonight at 7, and lost 3-1… Julie M. let me know about this: When you want to sleep and your brain goes SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS… From I […]

Precious poop, fresh sandwiches, urine sample poem, Pee and Poo mascot T-shirt

In the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Precious Poop graffiti with silver Sharpie! Graffiti in the hospital ER restroom on the baby change table: Sandwich spread made fresh right here! More graffiti in the hospital ER restroom: Because taking a urine sample wasn’t already enough of a hassle for women; “MIDSTREAM”… WTF?! […]

Bison joke! Buffalo puns! / ENTER SANDMAN lullaby! EXIT LIGHT! ENTER NIGHT!

I had to do laundry today on the THIRD FLOOR, and had to go back down to my suite to grab actual cash money! UGH! The Canucks played Edmonton tonight at 7, and won 5-2! Mushroom soup! What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? “Bison.” Julie M. sent this […]

Sukhdeep, Mister Rambo Campos Diaz, Jazz Singsanong, high-fives with a chair

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Blues at 1 in their last game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 in the shootout… Sukhdeep on a receipt?! Mister Rambo Campos Diaz?! Jazz Singsanong is the co-owner of the Jitlada Thai Restaurant in Los Angeles?! From Not Always Right: Some people just need a high-five. […]

Moxie Crimefighter, Jermajesty, Apple Martin, Pilot Inspektor, and Billion?!

I was woken up at 5 AM by a loud piercing noise from across the street. Ugh, construction… no wonder “a loud piercing howl” is a Runaway Dog enemy attack in Earthbound… COFFEE TIME x2! I also learned that this construction will be 24/7 till the end of May… they’re an exemption to the noise […]