Archive for the ‘sarah g.’ Category

Mynae?! / Goose and moose plurals! / Paul in MOTHER 3 / Bench, table, or bed?

December 17, 2017

I showered today. Corey said that the lady who lives at the old address probably isn’t going to forward stuff anymore, so I’ll just send new cards tomorrow while I’m out anyway. Jon wants me to go over an hour earlier tomorrow, but they’re probably going to SERVANTS for dinner, too. From Julie: Mynae?! I […]

Shourvoisier Gamble and Jaykia Pitts?! / JESSAKA Clark is GROWING her family?!

November 19, 2017

IT’S WORLD TOILET DAY TODAY! Vanessa wanted to know if she could hang out here in between doctor’s appointments on Wednesday, which is fine by me. With the appointments between 1:15 and 2:40, it’s definitely pre-hockey, and is more convenient for her than trying to find something else to do at that time! Shourvoisier Gamble […]

Laundry tokens, moist people and typos, Jesus no way Yahweh, med reminders

May 31, 2017

I called Hester at 10:20 AM to see whether I could get laundry tokens (September 23, 2016) at that early hour, and I could. At least this time, she didn’t bitch about how “not polite” I was on the phone (I’m not a morning person or very “fake polite” after getting up!), how I was […]

Bad grammar and God, Pokey Minch and Giegue, Niiue using SING against Giegue

February 19, 2017

COFFEE TIME! I had a dream that Kitty B. and Ryan B. both came to visit me! From Sarah G. and Julia Quinn: In the beginning, God said, “Let there be grammar:” and there was grammar! And then there was grammar issues, and they was bad. Pokey Minch (or Porky Minch) joins Giegue as the […]

Bite me, asshole! Bite me asshole! / Help me through errors! / Robot Pilot

February 17, 2017

From Julie: “Bite me, asshole” is grammatically correct and scathing. “Bite me asshole” indicates that you are a kinky pirate. From Sarah G. and Word Porn: If I ever use “there” instead of “they’re” and “your” instead of “you’re” in the same post, I’ve been kidnapped and am signaling for help. In BOZOBOUND, here are […]

Bob’s Angry Flower, being a spelling bee judge, Busko Tungus, Brumbpo Tungus

September 12, 2016

Pastor Dan emailed me to say that he couldn’t make it to my birthday celebration, but he did want to wish me a big Happy Birthday, and added that it was great to see me last night. I’ll accept that, haha! From Julie: Bob’s Angry Flower! “Sweet Holy Fuck! Such a beautiful day! I have […]

Rub me on your butt! / You gotta wash your ass! / Jesus and cursing your ass out

July 23, 2016

From Sarah G.: A pink soap bar which is saying, “Rub me on your butt!” on a blue shower curtain! Reminds me of my icon: Redd Foxx: You gotta wash your ass! Guess who loves Jesus, but will still curse your ass out?

Argelico Fucks, grammar Nazi x2, a disturbing lack of outhouse toilet paper

June 15, 2016

How does someone rape a person across state lines? Drag the body to the border between the states, and position it so that half of the body is in each state before you start raping the person, duh. 😛 Argelico Fucks off to Benifica?! From Mike T. and Sarah G.: This is Rudolf Hess. He […]

No tofu or asparagus! / Fridges and refrigerators! / Wesley’s meloncide!

June 14, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 3:35 with the remaining five Krispy Kreme doughnuts from Saturday, and just missed both buses, so there was a note on the door (about the park near my parents’ place) when I finally got to the house. Apparently, Ayler was smart and negotiated things so that he could go to […]

Magen being on FAMILY FEUD, Doge Ram in snow, awkward moments in saying WHAT

June 2, 2016

From Wesley: A woman named MAGEN was on FAMILY FEUD?! Then again, Sarah G.’s mom Susan also misspelled her middle name as MEAGAN. I thought it was a last name when I first saw it years ago! Doge Ram in snow! That awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no […]