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Jetson Car and Rosie Robot 2020, Kris Kross wiggity whack, hot spicy Mi Goreng

March 29, 2020

From Julie: Everyone is wanting a Jetson Car in 2020. Not me. I want Rosie the Robot to clean my house. From Julie: Kris Kross was right. This shit really is wiggity wiggity whack. Mi Goreng hot and spicy noodles! Mi Goreng hot and “spicy” noodles with soup this time!

Fat Ho Burgers?! Big Dick’s Halfway Inn?! / Richmond library UPMOST coronavirus?

March 16, 2020

From Julie and Anorak UK: Fat Ho Burgers?! Big Dick’s Halfway Inn?! Richmond Public Library is closing on St. Patrick’s Day 2020 due to the coronavirus, and our health is their “UPMOST” priority?! You work at a LIBRARY – come on now! UTMOST PRIORITY!

Coronavirus and Spongebob, Pi Day T-shirts, Pi Day 2015, Coronavirus + Confucius

March 14, 2020

TODAY IS PI DAY 2020! From Julie: Coronavirus is a green monster attempting to attack Spongebob! He’s lived through the bird flu, swine flu, measles, Ebola, Y2K, 2012, Justin Bieber… This black python T-shirt is from Julie and Amazon for Pi Day 2020: What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 metres long? A PI-thon! […]

Chili, blocks, broccoli, and mango pudding / SESAME STREET muppet generator

March 10, 2020

It’s MARIO DAY today! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:10 on a 401 to help with the kids. Surprisingly, I just managed to get the 3 despite the elevator buttons not responding to my commands. I got to the house at 4:10 despite an electric scooter not knowing how to maneuver smoothly on […]

Huge bucket of coffee, Stonehenge changing clocks, Paul Assman and Edith Assman

March 8, 2020

It’s Daylight Savings Time 2020 (ugh) AND International Women’s Day today! The Canucks played the Blue Jackets tonight at 7, and lost 2-1. From Julie M. and Fun Pics and Stuff: Coffee sizes – tall cup, grande cup, and a huge bucket for the day after Daylight Saving Time starts! From my ex-friend Fiann: Man, […]

May Chan, a dehumanizing used condom board, Walker’s Oat Crackers, Jimbo leaving

March 1, 2020

Jimbo / Nate LEFT the SuperFriends Discord server – WHAT THE FUCK?! I went shopping at 2:05 on a 407 for on-sale NEW limited-edition pink packaging SpongeTowels paper towels, NEW London Naturals plant-based citrus detergent, Colgate MaxFresh toothpaste x2 (Clean Mint green / Cool Mint blue), Scrub Daddy, and on-sale Walkers Shortbread Highland Oat Crackers […]

Kracks, brown dragon in red sleeve, red dragon with flowers, SCOOBY-DOO dragon

February 17, 2020

Frances rescheduled on me very early this morning at 7:30 AM for tonight because her car got hit, which is actually fine. I need time for redrum to make its way OUT! I did go out way later at 3:30 to get some on-sale Webber Naturals 5 mg melatonin gummies at London Drugs. $5 off […]

Terminating Rishu, Document Destruction, fire restroom exit, Blenz teddy bear

February 14, 2020

After COFFEE TIME, I had to go out to Knightsbridge at 10:45 AM on a 414 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 12 noon, which meant that it took up three hours of my day AGAIN since it was way past Cambie and Jacombs! I had made up my mind to terminate our professional relationship […]

Unknowingly doing the biggest poo in the world every day!

February 4, 2020

It’s snowing again! COFFEE TIME AND HOT CHOCOLATE TIME! Every day, someone on Earth unknowingly does the biggest poo in the world for that day. Just some shit for you to think about.

GIVE ME THE WEED! / Real-life Hangman / Starman Coffee! Happy Ness in every cup!

January 29, 2020

The Canucks played the Sharks tonight at 7:30, and won 5-2 thanks to an empty-netter from Pearson and other team play! Squid selfie! No, the squid is not actually up my nose. A parody of Uncle Kracker’s “Drift Away” from Jim: Give me the weed, boys, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in […]