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Danyelle Sommerville?! BAD SPELLING! / I’d never kill an animal, but people!

November 10, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Devils today at 1, and lost 2-1. Via Diane: Danyelle Sommerville?! YELL is right in the name! BAD SPELLING OF DANIELLE! From Julie M. and Sherry B’s Pet Services LLC: I would never kill an animal. I’m more of a people person.

Gibberish! YEAH! Blocks and the window! / Humor, sarcasm, hate, and loathing!

November 5, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 401 to help with the kids. I stopped by Kam Do Bakery briefly to get a sandwich-like bun, and finally came away with a ham and cheese bun for $2. Despite the train just coming into Brighouse station right when I got to the crosswalk, […]

Callahan Walsh?! / Reymundo Mundo?! / Kawhi Leonard?! / Poutine pizza / Mullets

October 25, 2019

John Walsh does good work, but why did he have to name his son Callahan Walsh?! Reymundo Mundo?! From TSN: Kawhi Leonard?! ALMOST sounds like coffee… or a crow going CAW! CAW! From Julie M. and Only in Canada Memes: Poutine Pizza! Just in case you were bored of having unclogged arteries. From Vanessa, A […]

Moon, Pennsylvania?! / Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 as Albin?!

October 20, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers today at 10 AM again because of MORE “lovely” East Coast scheduling, and won 3-2 in a crazy game even though they lost the shutout bid thanks to Trouba! Moon, Pennsylvania?! Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116, pronounced as Albin?! From Not Always Right: The Earth revolves around the sun! This might upset […]

$40 hot dog leggings?! / Jada as Jay Duh, Ci’Ona, Ontario, and Nana as Naw Naw?!

October 7, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, the EcoClean cleaner came at 11:30 AM today, saying that it was a busy day and people didn’t show up. Oh no! At least I remembered to tell her about the area under the sink! Total vacuuming, sink cleaning, and some minor tidying and dusting and wall cleaning by 1:20 – woo! […]

Corno Pronk?! / Justice, Credence, Trinity, Epiphany, Ardor, and Solace?!

September 29, 2019

It’s International Coffee Day today! 😀 Corno Pronk?! From Holiday_Wishes in November 2006: Rosebunch named her kids Justice (10-year-old boy), Credence (9-year-old boy), Trinity (4-year-old girl), Epiphany (3-year-old girl), Ardor (1.5-year old girl), and Solace (6-month-old girl) … WTF?

What I do during small talk / Chrystal, Benkei Ramen, Copenhagen, St. Petersburg

September 27, 2019

I failed at the Excel peppermint gum lottery THREE TIMES, so I had to buy more while I was out anyway! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:35 on a 407 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30 for Birthday Dinner #3 of 4. She was on time, and we went […]

Beckett saying hi / GIF resizer! / Pencil getting dinner with eraser editor!

September 17, 2019

GIF Resizer 9/17/19 is also a palindrome date AND MY BIRTHDAY! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:30 on a 401 to help with the kids. I JUST missed the Brighouse train because of someone shoving their way onto the elevator when the door was closing, and ALMOST missed the 3 bus at Marine […]

A poop emoji mousepad! / Sudden explosive diarrhea! / Flushing Frenzy game!

September 3, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Last night, I discovered that the toilet flapper was down and would not flush the toilet properly, so I wrote Hester a note and called her this morning. It took five minutes to explain what a toilet tank was, that filling the toilet tank and filling the toilet itself were DIFFERENT things, […]

A doughnut poop emoji wallet and a poop emoji water bottle!

August 29, 2019

From Julie M. and Wish: A wallet with poop and doughnut emojis! Of course Highspirits liked it, haha! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: An angelic poop emoji on a leak-proof water bottle!