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Bad and Unique Baby Names 10! / Hugs, coffee, and $5 million! / Jenipher Russ?!

May 2, 2019

Bad and Unique Baby Names 10! From Julie M. and Empaths, Old Souls, and Introverts: Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say, “I know it’s hard. You’re going to be okay. Here’s a coffee and five million dollars.” From Julie M. and JUDGE JUDY: Jenipher Russ?! BAD SPELLING OF JENNIFER! Advertisements

Doritos Dinamita! / Stupid people making you squint… / Vegemite beef jerky?!

April 26, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I left at 11:30 for my 1 PM appointment at the Burrard eye clinic. Damn construction and detours! I got there at 12:40 no thanks to a crowded 6 Davie bus with one stroller / two walkers / old people, but STILL had to wait an hour to be seen for […]

DUMPLING SAUCE! / NEW Olympic yogurts and chips! / WHATEVER T-shirt… YAY!

April 24, 2019

THERE WAS ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF TODAY – NOT IMPRESSED! After I had COFFEE TIME and fielded an early-morning phone call from Megan at the Burrard eye clinic (Dr. Wise wants to see me this week to check her lens choice?! Friday it is…), Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to […]

A blue moon goodnight dragon, girl with a red dragon, enslaving dragons caution

April 7, 2019

Corbin Cone added me to Facebook via the Fearsome Canucks Fans – that’s fine for now. From Julie: A blue moon dragon! Goodnight, world! From Holidays That Might Get Overlooked: A movie girl with a red dragon! From Dragons: CAUTION: FLAMMABLE! Attempting to enslave dragons may result in severe burns!

Sukhdeep, Mister Rambo Campos Diaz, Jazz Singsanong, high-fives with a chair

April 6, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Blues at 1 in their last game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 in the shootout… Sukhdeep on a receipt?! Mister Rambo Campos Diaz?! Jazz Singsanong is the co-owner of the Jitlada Thai Restaurant in Los Angeles?! From Not Always Right: Some people just need a high-five. […]

You’re nothing but lies! TELL A LIE DAY! / Pork luncheon meat happy to be eaten!

April 4, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Predators at 5 today in their penultimate game of the 2018-2019 NHL season, and lost 3-2 after being up 2-0. UGH! Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, and Boney are high on funky mushrooms on MOTHER 3’s Tanetane Island. They encounter this fake Alec. “Nothing but lies, nothing but lies. You’re nothing […]

Skyr yogurt and almond milk Palmolive today?! / Mr. Saturn as a blobfish!

March 20, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 10:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I got NEW on-sale Samyang curry terrorist noodles, Cottonelle toilet paper x2, on-sale Sidekicks x6 (Creamy Bacon Carbonara / Garlic Butter with Lemon / Creamy Chicken Fusilli / Three-Cheese / Homestyle Cheddar / Tomato Alfredo), Ferrero […]

Leprechaun with green beer! / Airhorns in class! / Kiss me, I’m Highrish!

March 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Stars at 4 today… the game went into overtime and a shootout after Vancouver gave up ANOTHER 2-0 lead. At least the Canucks WON 3-2 this time! A leprechaun with green beer and four-leaf clovers: Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From FML: Today, I fell asleep in class. As a […]

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Meeting Holly and Brian from Reddit Vancouver chat: CHICKEN WINGS at 12 Kings!

March 12, 2019

After showering, THREE DRYER ROUNDS OF laundry (the elevator is STILL out for maintenance?!), COFFEE TIME, and checking Reddit Vancouver Discord chat, I went out across the street to meet Steveston Brian at the hospital’s main entrance: BIG AND BLUE! We texted briefly (after I finally was able to traverse the crosswalk) and he got […]