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$999,999.99 ink cartridge refills?! / Pillsbury poutine Pizza Pops! / Keyboard!

May 24, 2017

After I had COFFEE TIME and called London Drugs customer service to find out when their current sale ends on Rubbermaid dish drainers (May 28), Barry picked me up at 12:45 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought on-sale Classico pasta sauce x2 (Four Cheese and Tomato / Pesto), noodles, a shower […]

Floppy disks, Salsitas chips, no staying longer, good meatloaf, and nephew time!

May 15, 2017

I had to go out in the torrential rain (just managing to get a 401 AND a Waterfront train) for my THIRD family function (Mother’s Day / Mom’s birthday) in a calendar week: WAY TOO MUCH FRIGGIN’ FAMILY TIME! So of course I had to have coffee at 3:15 before going out at 4:30 to […]

Crazy cat lady! / No eschewing the Oxford comma! / Mary had a little lamb!

May 14, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Janina: Crazy cat lady action figure! Whenever a publisher’s style guidelines eschew use of the Oxford comma, I can only assume that this results from a managerial decision to save money by cutting back on ink, because no reasonable editor would make this […]

A bone dragon, new deodorant, Fraser holding my hand, congee, and dinosaurs!

May 12, 2017

Apparently, there was a lunch at the lards’ place today, so it was COFFEE TIME before I left at 10 to do some quick shopping at London Drugs: a new coffee mug, new Glacier Speed Stick deodorant to replace my Speed Stick with Irish Spring deodorant from 7 July 2015, new store brand lemon dish […]

Dani-Marie Watson wants to rage over people making her put on a jacket?! What?!

May 9, 2017

The Cold Never Bothered Them, Anyway I knew she blocked me and others when I couldn’t see these comments anymore, so I simply logged into my XENIA account to grab these screenshots. This is what also finally inspired me to make a Facebook album for Internet idiots. 😀 Dani, just put on a fucking jacket. […]

Another Wo’s dinner: Yee mein, green beans, pork, and questions about numbers!

May 8, 2017

Since Steph was in town for some weird RCMP reason and we obviously had a family dinner at Wo’s for this, it was COFFEE TIME for me at 3:45 before I left at 4:30! I STILL GOT THERE EARLIER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! (despite trying to book it up the stairs at Brighouse Station AND accidentally […]

The black baby who may have sharted, farts and sharts, Futurama Fry on sharts

May 8, 2017

COFFEE TIME since I got up at 8 AM, plus very good poop timing! YAY! From Ask Ideas: This black baby says, “Oh no! I think I just sharted!” From Ask Ideas: 10 Guy thinks, “That moment you fart, and realized that you sharted…” From Ask Ideas: Futurama Fry says, “Not sure if slow, warm […]

The white baby who may have sharted, overtrusting farts, deadly habanero sharts

May 3, 2017

From Ask Ideas: This baby says, “How do I put this? I might have sharted.” From Ask Ideas: “I think I may have overtrusted that fart.” From Ask Ideas: “It’s shart week! Tonight: The silent but deadly habanero shart.”

PRINCE OF DOGS?! / Toy Powell?! / COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER! / Cyle and Lyle?

April 30, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME at 7-8 AM! From Buzzfeed: PRINCE OF DOGS?! From Julie: Toy Powell?! I always thought Toy was more of a dog name than anything… From Reddit: COOKING WITH A SERIAL KILLER?! Recipes from Dorothea Puente! From Alice: CYLE Larsen and LYLE Larsen (from Edmonton) are twin sex offender brothers with very […]

Snarling green dragon, DRAGON AND DESSERTS, dragon necklace with a hidden knife

April 29, 2017

Since I was up at 7 AM, it was COFFEE TIME! From Krista: Snarling green dragon! From Dragons and Pinterest: DRAGON AND DESSERTS! Dragon didn’t do dinner, so he delivered dozens of delicious desserts instead. From I Love Dragons: A dragon necklace with a hidden knife!