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English teacher party games! IT’S and ITS via blindfold! / I can hear Lil Jon!

October 12, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: Do not buy Tim Horton’s canned soups anymore. The can tab breaks off way too easily! There might be an impending transit strike like there was in summer 2001 for four months?! YIKES! I showered and did laundry today before I took an impromptu nap. NO MELATONIN TONIGHT! The Canucks played Philadelphia tonight […]

173 CRIMINALLY LISTED birthday thumbs-up in 2017! / Sharmon Crawford Intili?!

September 18, 2019

9/18/19 is also a palindrome date! Two years ago, I got 173 thumbs-up on my comment of September 18, 2017! “CRIMINALLY LISTED TIME! This makes a great belated birthday present, now that I am actually in the mood to watch things on Youtube! Now to make dumplings and finish off my Sara Lee strawberry cheesecake! […]

Kadeisha and sex, Keitha Reed, Carli Griffith, Sara Blessing, and Le’Veon Bell?!

July 17, 2019

From MAURY: Kadeisha, 16, and Alexis, 14, are sisters. Kadeisha says she had sex with a boy for a hair weave. From Julie: Keitha Reed?! From Julie: Carli Griffith?! From Julie: Sara Blessing?! From TSN: Le’Veon Bell?! APOSTROPHE!

Kaelin Hedrick?! / Wear ever you go their your?! / Jean Bastard-Rosset?!

May 14, 2019

Coffee, croissants, and a seed-filled bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. Leftovers for lunch, then said hi to the kids when they came home later. Homemade pizza creations for dinner! Cheese pizza, pesto chicken pizza, and hot dog cheese pizza! The original pesto chicken pizza was burned, so Deb had to make another one. Later, […]

Chrystal and dinner! / Synonym rolls! / Place Sacrifice Here! / DRAGON HOODIE!

March 22, 2019

SHOPPING RUNDOWN! H and M: DRAGON HOODIE on clearance ($15 off) from $39.99 to $24.99! 😀 London Drugs near my house: Red MARTEX bath towel, medium blue MARTEX bath towel, NEW on-sale Strawberries and Cream Lindt chocolate truffles, NEW limited-edition on-sale Blueberries and Cream Lindt truffles, NEW on-sale Milk and White Spring Edition Lindt truffles, […]

Things that English speakers instinctively know about word order!

February 24, 2019

From Sara H. and Tumblr: Things that English speakers know about English word order, but don’t know we know! I definitely sent this to Corey on Discord as soon as I saw it posted on my wall on Facebook! BurntCopper posts a photo. “Adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: Opinion-size-age-shape-color-origin-material-purpose Noun. […]

Brantlee, Malia, Khy’Meir, and Khario?! / Autocorrect, thongs, and Nintendo!

February 23, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight, and lost 4-0. From Julie: Brantlee?! From Julie: Malia reminds her of malaria! From Julie: Khy’Meir?! Like the Khmer Rouge in Vietnam?! From Julie: Khario?! Like Cairo and Mario mashed together?! From Sara: Stupid auto-correct. You always end up posting some […]

Eyes! Z-Grip pens! / Grammar Police uniforms! / Zona?! / 1500 HEARTS and LOVE!

January 17, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, Barry called me at 11:50 to see if I could change our food shopping appointment next week from Wednesday to Thursday, which I had no problem with. I left at 12:25 to get to the Burrard eye clinic for my appointment with Dr. Wise for a one-week followup, even if the construction […]

Sara Early?! / LORD OF THE MINGS! / Sunset Cemetery! NO ZOMBIES ALLOWED!

October 29, 2018

The Canucks played Minnesota tonight at 7, and won 5-2! TWO PETTERSEN GOALS! From Julie: Sara Early is a Service Advisor at Faulkner Subaru?! What if she’s late?! From Pete: LORD OF THE MINGS: The Fellowship of the Ming! Flint and Thomas check out this sign in MOTHER 3. “Sunset Cemetery – Graves have never […]

Sexual Assault Prevention Tips!

September 6, 2018

I discovered that Johnny Canuck and Danika H. had both unfriended me on Facebook – okay then, what the heck?! Someone named Edward Kelvin also tried adding me in the afternoon – DENIED! From Sara H.: Sexual Assault Prevention Tips! Don’t assault people! Ugh, the BAD SPELLING of “accidentally” in this one…