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Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Twitter: “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790. Advertisements

Radee Labeeb Prince is a shooter’s name?! / The Demicolon and surrealism!

December 10, 2017

I FOUND A SMALL BONE IN MY PASTA EARLIER! WHAT THE FUCK?! From the r/hockey Discord server: Radee Labeeb Prince?! From Sara and r/surrealmemes: The Demicolon!

Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries, Jesus and metal, precision and elegance

December 11, 2016

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 2 today, and lost 3-0. From Sara: Chili peppers as Egyptian strawberries?! That Post-It has mistakes on it, too! From Julie: “No, Timmy, I don’t listen to prayers. I listen to metal.” says Jesus! From Vanessa, Engrish.com, and Japan Specialist: Here’s a sign saying “Please urinate with precision […]

Dragon pens, the seven shittiest sins, Facebook dragging the earth into the sun

November 22, 2016

Julie found these dragon pens in a magazine! Help your words roar to life! Colorfully styled pens are decorated with dragons wrapping around a sword! In both pink and blue, these pens will help add a fiery flair to your signature! Pens write with blue ink. From Sara H. and Humans of Tumblr: The seven […]

Sarra?! / The Last Trick Or Treater! / Gorging yourself on Halloween candy!

November 4, 2016

From Julie: What kind of spelling is SARRA?! From Janina and Rhymes With Witch: The Last Trick Or Treater! The boy clenched his candle as its sickly glow fell on a child wearing a chipped, battered kitty mask. In her hands dangled a long-faded “Welcome” banner. “You made it,” came the little girl’s voice from […]

Sara Blizzard is a weather reporter?! / Anita Hearl?! / Betty Jo Morecock?!

November 1, 2016

I went out at 1:40 to London Drugs for CHOCOLATE GALORE in Advent calendar and box / bag form! I practiced my Chinese with an old lady at the bus stop, then got eight STAR WARS Advent calendars for me / Jon / Harmony / Ayler / Hiero / Steph / Lisa / Eric Ho […]

COLINBOUND 2: INFINA’S INVASION Enemies, #1-183!

September 8, 2016

These are all the enemies I could find in the COLINBOUND 2 hack of EARTHBOUND. It takes place in summer 2007. To cure being bubble-ized, depression / dejection, or curses, GO TO SARA BUFFALOE AT THE HOSPITAL! I used this EARTHBOUND walkthrough as a more accurate guide. Note to self: DO NOT USE THE LOCKPORT […]

ICBC, Duke Nukem’s burger shop, a bubble-ized Colin, and Andy Capp in Winnipeg!

August 26, 2016

Since I was reasonably awake by 9:45 today, I decided to go to ICBC at Lansdowne Mall. I had a short conversation with a little girl about My Little Pony: she had Fluttershy and Applejack. I only had to wait about 45 minutes or so, which is fine since I had a book with me […]

COLINBOUND 1: INFINA’S INVASION HACK Enemies, #1-182!

August 20, 2016

cerThese are all the enemies I could find in the COLINBOUND 1: INFINA’S INVASION hack of EARTHBOUND. It takes place in summer 2007. I used this Youtube playlist by SkullKid3 as a walkthrough of sorts. To cure being bubble-ized, depression / dejection, or curses, GO TO SARA BUFFALOE AT THE HOSPITAL! I used this EARTHBOUND […]

The Princess, the world’s largest Starbucks frappuccino, Amethyst Kelly, reading

July 12, 2016

From Lucas: The Princess! World’s largest Starbucks frappuccino from 125th and Lenox in New York! Amethyst Kelly?! I’m not addicted to reading. I can quit as soon as I finish one more chapter.