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Holland Houdek?! / Arnold Schwarzenegger! Arnyoung Schwarzenegger! / Dave Obey?!

January 9, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Washington at 4 today, and lost 3-1, with a controversial goal which involved someone being crashed into the net. WHAT THE. I was also surprised that I am now a mod in Dave’s Discord server. Not sure how I didn’t notice that BRIGHT PINK / HOT PINK screen name color […]

Blackberries as raspberries, Santa hat as a Christmas stocking, the Swiss Reaper

December 19, 2017

The Canucks played Montreal at 7 tonight, and LOST 7-5. Montreal got an empty-net goal in the last minute of the game, but Thomas Vanek had a hat trick. These blackberries aren’t raspberries! You had one job! Hey, this Santa hat isn’t a Christmas stocking! From Julie: The Swiss Reaper with a Swiss Army scythe […]

Birth control and Advent calendars, Katherine Handcock, Ace Gayheart, Rae Gnomie

December 19, 2017

I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can’t help but snicker every […]

Cultist Wolves: Studying the occult, Yog-Sothoth, keys and gate guardians

November 24, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played New Jersey at 4 today, but lost 3-2. Then I went out at 6:50 after the game ended. I got two 18-packs of assorted Christmas cards / 12 Vancouver postcards (Gastown, BC Place, and the RCMP!) / three assorted packs of Christmas stickers / a pack of 40 golden Christmas […]

Love In The Time Of Cholesterol?! / MANIFOLD DESTINY?! / 450 Facebook friends!

July 28, 2017

LOVE IN THE TIME OF CHOLESTEROL?! MANIFOLD DESTINY?! The one! The only! GUIDE TO COOKING ON YOUR CAR ENGINE?! I’ve made 450 Facebook friends! Andrea in 2007, Chrissy in 2008, Julie S. in 2008, Holly in 2011, Pete in 2012, Dustin in 2013, Mikki in 2013, Michelle S. in 2014, and John Powell in 2015!

Keep Calm and Silent / Jeff Andonuts in HALLOW’S END! / Sphere Theatre cheating!

March 3, 2017

I finally got my tax documents in the mail yesterday, so I called Barry this afternoon. He was helping someone move (and so he didn’t have his appointment book), so he suggested I call him on Monday instead. Then I finally decided to use the Warm Vanilla Sugar body lotion from Chrystal as a birthday […]

A cast iron dragon cooker, ancient mummy curses upon doors, shooting people

January 24, 2017

I dreamed that a library lady gave me four mini-doughnuts in a bunch of random change for the photocopy machines – WTF? Theresa Snell added me to Facebook – DENIED! Kempy added me to Facebook again – okay, then! I picked up my prescription (generic Minoral called Ovima) at 11:15 from the pharmacy next door, […]

Hiero’s third birthday party! / Scissors are GOOD! / Ayler needing melted cheese

January 22, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I unfortunately had to get a ride from my parents at 4:10 to Holly’s amenity room because of Hiero’s third birthday party. They also dropped Havarti off at Margaret’s, making sure to say how it was so much work. Before then, my blue-and-white bracelet exploded all over the kitchen floor, so I […]

Ink ribbon saving, the road to Cloudvale blocked, Pigsnout Society Mr. 10

December 4, 2016

The HALLOW'S END party (Sally, Craig, and Clyde) finds a typewriter in the Hollyanna sewers. "There is a typewriter here. Since you have an ink ribbon, you can save your game." I understand that this is a RESIDENT EVIL reference. The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE party (Alinivar / Colonel Saturn / Zarbol) stays overnight at the Thunderton […]

MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT Enemies, #1-18!

December 3, 2016

These are all the enemies I could find in the MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT hack of EARTHBOUND. Some of them were found using Walk-Through-Walls to Happy Happy Village. I used this Youtube playlist by SkullKid3 as a walkthrough. Answers to the Indian’s quiz: McMurphy, 1164, Open It, Bat, Baskerville, Carla. Pour the Tomato […]