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Archive for February 2017

Facebook being closed, Mr. Saturn and the Phase Distorter III, a red rabbit

February 28, 2017

The Canucks played Detroit at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime (thanks to Reid Boucher’s first Canucks goal) and Vancouver lost 3-2. Burrows and Hansen are now traded to the Senators (for Jonathan Dahlen) and Sharks (for Nikolay Goldobin) respectively. From Reddit: Alex Burrows and Jannik Hansen! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: FACEBOOK CLOSED. […]

Leap year birthdays and stupid fruitless expeditions!

February 27, 2017

After MORE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 4:25 to attempt to find Wo’s Restaurant. Nobody was there when I found it, so after waiting for ten minutes, I went right back home again. Not my fault that you people are a bunch of late-comers, so of course I called Steph and gave her a […]

Ultima Morgan?! / Blood clots and Stalin, sand on Kefka’s boots, dragoon Edgar

February 27, 2017

Somehow, I woke up at 5:20 AM despite going to bed at 11:15 PM… ugh! Teresa says that Gwyneth has been found – PHEW! I looked out the window and saw MORE SNOW! From Julie: Ultima Morgan?! Ultima is a game or a FINAL FANTASY spell or weapon! Anti-Joke Chicken: What was the last thing […]

Mr. Dogfood, Oily Mincemeat, Lardna Mincemeat, Ness in pajamas, Lier X. Agerate

February 26, 2017

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning Aroi curry noodles from my apartment. They can make you shart, and give you diarrhea! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness and Jeff teleport to Twoson from Fourside. They go to the Chaos theatre, where the Runaway Brothers were playing. The theatre manager is named MR. DOGFOOD?! In MOTHER 2 DELUXE, Ness […]

White dragon with feathery wings, Zulily dragon dish towels, a red dragon onesie

February 26, 2017

Scott C. added me to Facebook – that’s fine, then! Teresa also posted that her daughter Gwyneth is missing. Hopefully, she’s found soon! From Krista: White dragon with feathery wings! Julie S. saw these HERALDRY DRAGON DISH TOWELS / TEA TOWELS by Wild Eye Designs on Zulily! From Vanessa: A red dragon onesie!

More random text, Chao Valley, a rare Broken Antenna, River Rocket Blue Oliver

February 25, 2017

The Canucks (of whom five have the mumps!) played the Sharks at 7 tonight, and lost 4-1. In BOZOBOUND, Bozo / Paige / Robot talk to this woman by the tent in Cirque de Town, who has this to say: “More random text.” Whoever hacked this game didn’t thoroughly change all the text, obviously! Bozo, […]

Blast from Christmas 2014: Canadian postcards, moose antlers, and kittens!

February 25, 2017

I went out at 5 to buy Rockets for Steph at London Drugs. They didn’t have any! So I bought on-sale Waterbridge All Gold biscuits (Cambria / Winchester / Surrey / Wokingham / Cheshire / Durham / Essex / Westmorland / Avon / Salisbury / Lincoln biscuits), on-sale Thai Kitchen bowls (hot and sour soup […]

Heaven’Leigh Marshall, grammar Nazi, crispy chicken ice cream, PK Fiber

February 24, 2017

I definitely had to take a shower because of what happened earlier! From Julie: Heaven’Leigh Marshall?! That would be bad enough with the normal spelling for a girl… but with random apostrophes and on a guy?! No thanks! From Reddit: Grammar Nazi! Save-On Foods needs to rethink their packaging for fresh crispy chicken. They shared […]

Farting while someone is crying, cute poop emoji cushions, crystal bling toilet

February 24, 2017

I HATE TOILET EMERGENCIES! I had to throw away some panties! From Wesley and Failblog: Google Autocomplete Fail! Is it rude to fart when someone is crying? From Alice and Wish.com: Cute poop emoji cushions for a Christmas present! From Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: A crystal bling toilet! It has more than 72,000 pieces […]

MOTHER 2 DELUXE Mu Training in Ranma, with a bonus Dad phone call and garlic!

February 24, 2017

I called Barry this morning at 9 AM after uploading and tagging photos till 3:15 AM. We went to both banks at 9:40 or so, getting back here at 10:05 AM. We talked about politics and another new “increase” which really just is almost all the cost of the yearly bus pass. PRODUCT WARNING: I’m […]