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Archive for September 2019

OMW is stupid and lazy! / Hot and sour soup noodles! / FACEPALM SHUNK! CRAP!

September 30, 2019

From Discord on August 15, 2019: OMW is a pretty stupid and lazy abbreviation – just spell out ON MY WAY! You could do that for EXCITED and ANNIVERSARY! Also, nobody cares about your anniversary gift to your husband: cotton socks with pets on them. In the big Corelle bowl, we have hot and sour […]

Old-timey doctors, not making up lies about me, YMCA and the Village People

September 30, 2019

From Julie M. and Laugh or Leave: Being an old-timey doctor would rule. You’d be just drunk as hell, giving advice like: “Yeah, you got ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.” From Julie M. and Lmao Mommy: If I’m ever murdered or kidnapped, please don’t make up lies about me. I […]

Corno Pronk?! / Justice, Credence, Trinity, Epiphany, Ardor, and Solace?!

September 29, 2019

It’s International Coffee Day today! 😀 Corno Pronk?! From Holiday_Wishes in November 2006: Rosebunch named her kids Justice (10-year-old boy), Credence (9-year-old boy), Trinity (4-year-old girl), Epiphany (3-year-old girl), Ardor (1.5-year old girl), and Solace (6-month-old girl) … WTF?

A poop emoji striped T-shirt / Poop emoji power bank!

September 28, 2019

From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: A poop emoji striped T-shirt / poop emoji T-shirt! From Melissa and Buzzfeed Canada: Poop emoji power bank!

Cletorius Aretha Fry in Virginia?! / Mistie Carlson?! / HOW TO SHARPEN PENCILS?!

September 28, 2019

Darryl wanted back in the server, so of course I let him in. Nate was like, “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CONVINCE HIM TO JOIN? I have been trying for ages!” Well, I didn’t pressure him if that’s what you mean! I left at 2 (just missing an early 407) to go to Shoppers Drug […]

What I do during small talk / Chrystal, Benkei Ramen, Copenhagen, St. Petersburg

September 27, 2019

I failed at the Excel peppermint gum lottery THREE TIMES, so I had to buy more while I was out anyway! After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6:35 on a 407 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway London Drugs at 7:30 for Birthday Dinner #3 of 4. She was on time, and we went […]

Dumpling chart / Telisport Putsavage?! / Kirk Fonoimoana?! / Jarkel Fanning?!

September 26, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: No more Nivea lotions in my apartment – the pump just suddenly goes down without warning, making it impossible for me to pop it up again! Today is National Dumpling Day! I called Chrystal at work at 11:40 to see if we were still on for tomorrow’s Birthday Dinner #3, and WE ARE! […]

Chilling and thunder, Hester and tokens, my disability, Milkis flavors galore

September 25, 2019

After I had COFFEE TIME, Barry picked me up at 11:50 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought a NEW on-sale Caramilk chocolate bar and a half, NEW Triscuit dill / sea salt / olive oil crackers, NEW Triscuit Canada balsamic and basil crackers, NEW basil and garlic Triscuits crackers, Ottogi Jin […]

Phone photo dump! / Salmon, delays, and congee! / Pumpkin spice chicken wings?!

September 24, 2019

It’s National Punctuation Day today… MY FAVORITE! After COFFEE TIME, I had to leave at 2 on a 401 and then a 410 (which I just got to on time, no thanks to idiots blocking my path on the sidewalk) for my appointment with Dr. Ruby before I helped with the kids. That was uncomfortable […]

Lionel Pimpin?! / Jeff crashing the Sky Runner in the Threed graveyard – BOOM!

September 24, 2019

It’s National Punctuation Day today! I showered and had coffee today. Lionel Pimpin?! From The Onett Times: On his way from Winters in EARTHBOUND, Jeff Andonuts has crashed the Sky Runner into the Threed graveyard prison where Ness and Paula are being held. BOOM! EXPLOSION!