Epixome
This is CRAZY LAND.

Archive for the ‘annoyances’ Category

Tommy being stupidly defensive / Dumbing yourself down and defenestrating idiots

August 17, 2017

Last night, Tommy was being pretty annoying with his continuous Facebook messages, so I gave him one-word answers till he apparently got the hint. Then he dragged me into a Facebook group chat with Helen and Jimmy at 10:15 PM to talk about Jen and defend her behavior. We weren’t too impressed with his excuses […]

I Was Tortured By The Pygmy Love Queen?! / Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre?!

August 14, 2017

I headed out at 4:35 to the Boston Pizza $5 individual pizza deal event, where I got a Meateor individual pizza with some ice water. Then I went to Price Smart for on-sale Good Taste dumplings (Chicken / Cabbage and Cabbage / Pork), Campbell’s cream of mushroom soup x3, and Huy Fong rooster sriracha since […]

The book of marmalade, Gogo as Emperor Zemus, walking across hot coals and Lego

August 4, 2017

Since I woke up at 7:30 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Hester’s husband Ni and a suite inspector guy came by later at 10:35 for the annual suite inspection. I got the suite inspector guy (who said that the sink was losing its shine – DUH?!) to help me remove that dead mouse […]

Cheese Problems Solved?! / Cunt Coloring Book?! / Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream!

July 27, 2017

I just got a blue screen of death when I was going to go to bed anyways – UGH! From my UNSINKABLE Bathroom Reader #21: CHEESE PROBLEMS SOLVED?! CUNT COLORING BOOK?! From the Ghouls Facebook page: GHOULS DON’T SCOOP ICE CREAM!

Checking to see if it’s a fart or shart / Ares Zax?! / Annis Ashwell?!

July 8, 2017

I was up at 8 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I lost a pair of underwear due to TMI reasons because I had to throw them out… SO DAMN STRESSFUL! 😦 From Ask Ideas: The girl says, “You were right, Mom. The only way to know if it was a […]

IMMORTAL IMAGE?! / Knashawn Hardy?! / Andy Friese?! / Chris Fuamatu-Ma’afala?!

June 19, 2017

I went out to the pharmacy next door at 1:30 to get my prescription refilled. It’s slightly better than telling them every time on the phone that I don’t have or remember a prescription number! I was home at 1:45, only to discover that I couldn’t tag non-friends on Facebook anymore! UGH! Newest Reddit record […]

Laren Dowling, Ledge Ratcliffe, Leiko Burningbear, Linda Spitsyna, Luna Stone

June 10, 2017

I had to go out at 12:10 to the London Drugs at Broadway Station AGAIN to make sure I got the on-sale wasabi Pringles chips this time, along with $2 Efruti Fruit Juice Gummies in Berries (Raspberries and Blackberries) and Raspberries flavors. Getting there was fine, as I did that in 20 minutes thanks to […]

Finally getting together with Chrystal at Menya! / A T-cup bra from Reddit!

June 9, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 6 to meet Chrystal at the Broadway Station London Drugs. She definitely appreciated her 35 index cards for her 35th birthday, the Rose and Robin solid chocolate 200g Easter bunny, the giant Dreamworks Trolls milk chocolate heart, the two Christmas Mix packs of Coconut / Red Apple / […]

Middle fingers and boners, Racist Park, General Leo Christophe, Kuba Psuty

June 9, 2017

I just finished some laundry, no thanks to some inconsiderate person taking up both washing machines (thus delaying it an hour), and then doing something to one of them so that my token wasn’t accepted. FUCK! From Janina and 9GAG: My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you. From Engrish.com and Library […]

Defenestration Day! / Worst apocalypse ever, Dwight Schrute and life, Mardy Fish

May 21, 2017

TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY! My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse: Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011) From Janina: Life is short… false. It’s the longest thing you do. From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!