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Defenestration Day! / Worst apocalypse ever, Dwight Schrute and life, Mardy Fish

May 21, 2017

TODAY IS DEFENSTRATION DAY! My current Logitech 250 Deluxe computer keyboard with mouse: Grumpy Cat: Still here. Worst apocalypse ever. (May 21, 2011) From Janina: Life is short… false. It’s the longest thing you do. From The Mirror: Mardy Fish was a tennis player?!

Posting weird shit again, the inaccessible Fairy Ring, hanging yourself

May 19, 2017

I discovered that my new chocolate ice cream has coconut flakes in it, so I had to throw it out (along with the weirdly-melted Häagen-Dazs Spirits ice cream) since I don’t like coconut! From Janina: This cat says, “Ma! They’re posting weird shit again!” Sabin, Cyan, and Shadow try to get a Fairy Ring right […]

Meleeza?! / Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump?! / False Elephant Snout is food?!

May 14, 2017

I just got another blue screen of death, which took me twelve minutes to fully recover from! From Julie: Meleeza?! Is that supposed to be MELISSA?! Here’s the sign for the interpretive centre in Head Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta! My ex-friend Fiann apparently bought some False Elephant Snout in a can from Golden Brand…

Cow vomiting in a washroom, horses and free time, Interceptor and strangers

April 27, 2017

I did some laundry today, and unsubscribed from r/earthbound because of the shitposts and children there. The latest example: Some 28-year-old thinks that I’m immature and didn’t know that there was an age before screenshots. I’m 40, so of course I know that is true! Idiot. He then tried to call me his friend – […]

The NASCAR Walmart 500 race, ginger dumping, deep-fried baby, peeing on yourself

April 25, 2017

Since I was up early at 4:50 AM (ugh), I had some COFFEE TIME. I finally unsubscribed from Trivia Today and Bizarre News because of all the ads that Gopher Central and PulseTV were letting through – atrocious! There was a Shaw and phone outage at 11:30, so I decided to go to bed. Woke […]

Stupid CRIME INC. banning me! / Aaron Jerome Megatron / Jeralynn and Jeremiah

April 24, 2017

I saw a dog-related post in CRIME INC. on Facebook, so of course I asked why it was there. They deleted my CRIME-RELATED Youtube playlist of CRIMINALLY LISTED videos on the 13th, yet that dog post (and numerous other non-crime posts about people’s work and personal lives) stays up?! If I’d known THAT was going […]

Not having an attitude problem, Giegue’s experimentation room, Shiro-Zen Master

March 30, 2017

A repair guy finally came by today (which is NOT St. Patrick’s Day as I was originally told!) at 2:20 to install a new stove fan. No, I am not a hood fan, haha. After flipping the breakers and doing things (Hester’s husband Ni came by to see what was going on), he said I […]

Sapphire on stage, hidden Mr. Saturn, loading text, no playing with cheaters

March 28, 2017

I had to actually ask Braeden whether he’d still be up for going to Doolin’s Pub on Friday, but he said he probably can’t make it because of money issues. I’ve been there, for sure! He should have told me without my having to ask, though. The Canucks played Anaheim at 7 tonight, and lost […]

Govnor Teats?! / 42 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to bitch-slap somebody

March 21, 2017

COFFEE TIME! Elaine and I made plans to meet at Lougheed Town Centre at 4:30 on Monday, March 27. She, Matt, and little Josh are leaving on the 31st, and are renting from Mel and Frances just five minutes away. Then she changed it to a phone call, which is actually better since I don’t […]

Waiting in line, Dogcows looking like women, Vastly Oversized Mutt fight glitch

March 20, 2017

From BLAIRSTOWN: The person in front of you just “knows they have another penny in here somewhere,” doesn’t speak English, thinks an item costs 10 cents less than the register says it does, wants to sign up for a store card, has coupons… lots of coupons, or is quick and efficient. The JONBOUND party (Jon […]