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Archive for the ‘annoyances’ Category

Emrald Johnson?! / No spare smokes downtown! / Royal Jelly?! / Interruptions!

December 6, 2019

I called Chrystal at work, and we are ON for this evening! Yay! From Youtube: I suppose CeCe is okay, but Emrald Johnson?! BAD SPELLING OF EMERALD! I saw this on Reddit on February 23, and instantly thought of Glenn! When you have to go downtown for the day…. wear a T-shirt that says, “I […]

Witless Bay, Newfoundland?! / Chilling like a villain! / Taffany Shipp?! BAD SPELLING!

November 8, 2019

DOUBLE COFFEE TIME! Waiting for Auntie Bessy at Kam Do Bakery this morning proved to be a waste of 40 minutes all told. Good thing I just managed to get the 401 on the way there and the 407 on the way back, getting home at 9:40 AM when I’d left at 8:50 AM! Ugh! […]

Nicolas Cage screaming HALLELUJAH, Pumpkin Hamster, Han OK Korean food, Lindt

October 4, 2019

It’s TACO DAY today! I had some coffee and biscotti before going out to see Rishu at her new Viking Way location. (401 / 407 AND the 405?!) I was really late, no thanks to it being past Cambie and Jacombs AND the confusing nature of the bus stops at Bridgeport and Viking Way! After […]

My body is a temple! / Abusing the REPORT button! / Error: Request too large?

September 23, 2019

Since my vanilla Nivea lotion with almond oil pump decided to go down again, I went to London Drugs at 4:30 on a 407. I got NEW De Ruiter Dutch Speculaas cookies, NEW Jergen’s Cherry Almond lotion, store brand Ziploc bags x2, and Dare Cookie Butter cookies. At least I got back home at 5:50 […]

Rev. Pix Butt?! / Yellow and green dragon! / Aafaq Manejwala?! / Jaleayah Davis?

September 22, 2019

I had to do some laundry and haul it up the elevator again because I got some potato soup on my pants! While that was going on, I called Nick out for being a flaky millennial yesterday. No, he can’t use a bad hangover and “depression” as an excuse. Say what I will about my […]

Jeffrey Dahmer! / Dermot Smurfit?! / Female version of flipping someone off?!

September 21, 2019

Auntie Catherine finally got back to me via email, wished me a happy belated birthday, and said we could get together on the 24th. Ha, that’s not going to work because of my doctor’s appointment! I’m not going to go to Vancouver, back to Richmond, and then back to Vancouver within four and a half […]

Vinay PimplĂ© as Pim-PLAY?! / Gable Tostee and Warriena Wright?! Toasties?

August 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 11:10 on a 414 to see Sue, the housing manager at CHIMO. I saw a guy clapping his hands like a seal and slapping his knees on the shuttle bus, but he wasn’t wearing any headphones that I could see. What the heck?! Since I was going to […]

Fishluna Yu?! / Quiet neighbors across the street because it’s a graveyard!

July 7, 2019

King Jin tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! A “lady” at the dumpster last night said, “Thank you for recycling” when I dumped my Ziploc bag with stale cookies inside. Thank YOU for being nosy! I’m not going to recycle my Ziploc bags! From my People You May Know section: Fishluna Yu?! From Julie: […]

Avoiding a random man?! / Microwaves child sacrifices! / SEXY FOOD FOR SENIORS

July 6, 2019

Taking 15 flights of stairs to avoid a random man waiting for the elevator is pretty extreme, RobotRosa… how do you live out in the world?! Poor guy! Think about how he must have felt to see a random woman running away from him! From Julie: My microwave is demanding a child sacrifice! From Julie: […]

Michael Butman, Lieutenant Chance Sweat, Sheila Butt, and Adolph Gasser?!

June 11, 2019

No more r/AskWomen for me! How is “Who has trouble pooping in a public restroom, girls?” rude and “invalidation”? SO FUCKING VAGUE! Jesus Christ, some (SJW) people need to grow a thicker skin and stop getting offended over anything and everything! When you gotta go, you gotta go! No “performance anxiety” should be involved, because […]