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Dorcas! / Jaccarra, Montavius, Bianka, Kimbellah, Kendralyn, and Reyna Magana?!

May 5, 2019

Dorcas Lee unfriended me yesterday on her birthday – okay, then! I also flipped someone off at 8:30 AM since she was making a left turn on MY green light when I was halfway into the crosswalk already! She had a huge SUV! From Julie: Jaccarra?! From Julie: Montavius?! From Julie: Bianka?! BAD SPELLING of […]

DUMPLING SAUCE! / NEW Olympic yogurts and chips! / WHATEVER T-shirt… YAY!

April 24, 2019

THERE WAS ANOTHER WATER SHUTOFF TODAY – NOT IMPRESSED! After I had COFFEE TIME and fielded an early-morning phone call from Megan at the Burrard eye clinic (Dr. Wise wants to see me this week to check her lens choice?! Friday it is…), Barry picked me up at 11 and we went banking and to […]

Easter coming once a year, kids too old for Easter baskets, Bill Stoner and weed

April 22, 2019

It’s Earth Day 2019 and Easter Monday 2019 today! There was an unexpected water shutoff today! Of course Amacon posted a notice at the front door to let people know… come on! Not everyone leaves their apartment once a day! UGH! I briefly called Chrystal at work at 4 to wish her a happy belated […]

Grabbing my boobs, Garfield hugging Pooky, alpaca llama / 90,000 Facebook likes!

April 5, 2019

My morning before 8 AM: Shaw going out for 10 minutes because of the 24/7 construction across the street (noise exemption bylaw) and then Windows decided to update 10 minutes after that…. Boo! I discovered redrum in the shower! Blood on the yellow shower pouf means that this (and the square-shaped soap) must be thrown […]

Hooker Road, Norwich, England?! / FANCY COFFINS TO MAKE YOURSELF?! / Lesbia?!

March 29, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I discovered a TOILET TANK EMERGENCY! It wouldn’t flush, which was NOT ideal because Chinese Eric is coming over tomorrow! Besides, I really didn’t want to go across the street every time I needed to pee! So I bit the bullet and called Hester a few minutes later since I needed to […]

You will have the shits in one hour! / Throwable splat poo from Daiso!

March 17, 2019

From Pete and Crap I Feel Like Posting: A fortune cookie! You will have the shits in one hour. Even the fortune cookie is laughing! From Melissa: A throwable splat poo ball from Daiso in Japan! A closeup of the throwable splat poop ball from Daiso in Japan!

Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire, England?! / WHAT TO SAY WHEN YOU TALK TO YOURSELF!

March 15, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I’m banning all Seventh Generation dish detergents from my apartment. They don’t pour properly, and get clogged way too easily! What a waste of $15… I was able to have a phone session with Rachel today, thank goodness! The Canucks played the Devils at 7 tonight… the game went to overtime and a […]

Meeting Holly and Brian from Reddit Vancouver chat: CHICKEN WINGS at 12 Kings!

March 12, 2019

After showering, THREE DRYER ROUNDS OF laundry (the elevator is STILL out for maintenance?!), COFFEE TIME, and checking Reddit Vancouver Discord chat, I went out across the street to meet Steveston Brian at the hospital’s main entrance: BIG AND BLUE! We texted briefly (after I finally was able to traverse the crosswalk) and he got […]

Jelessa, Virgil, Ny’Liyah, Na’Cere, and Na’Merion?! / Carolyn Pretzel?! YUMMY!

February 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I attempted to get to the eye clinic at 1 using the bus stop across the street, but NO! THAT ONE WAS ALSO NON-OPERATIONAL, which I only found out after waiting 20 minutes! So while I was out, I went to the pharmacy next door and asked about the measles shot after […]

Girl named Ty, Za’Niyah, Zakaih, Lazavieon, Nee’Cee, and Dajanique?! WHAT THE?!

February 26, 2019

I went out at 2:05 to see Rachel at 2 at the Caring Place. THE BUS STOPS CHANGED AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE CONSTRUCTION! I had to walk to the next 414 stop near the London Drugs, and had just missed the 401 AND 407! UGH! When I got home at 4 on a 407, I […]