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Nicolas Cage screaming HALLELUJAH, Pumpkin Hamster, Han OK Korean food, Lindt

October 4, 2019

It’s TACO DAY today! I had some coffee and biscotti before going out to see Rishu at her new Viking Way location. (401 / 407 AND the 405?!) I was really late, no thanks to it being past Cambie and Jacombs AND the confusing nature of the bus stops at Bridgeport and Viking Way! After […]

My body is a temple! / Abusing the REPORT button! / Error: Request too large?

September 23, 2019

Since my vanilla Nivea lotion with almond oil pump decided to go down again, I went to London Drugs at 4:30 on a 407. I got NEW De Ruiter Dutch Speculaas cookies, NEW Jergen’s Cherry Almond lotion, store brand Ziploc bags x2, and Dare Cookie Butter cookies. At least I got back home at 5:50 […]

Rev. Pix Butt?! / Yellow and green dragon! / Aafaq Manejwala?! / Jaleayah Davis?

September 22, 2019

I had to do some laundry and haul it up the elevator again because I got some potato soup on my pants! While that was going on, I called Nick out for being a flaky millennial yesterday. No, he can’t use a bad hangover and “depression” as an excuse. Say what I will about my […]

Jeffrey Dahmer! / Dermot Smurfit?! / Female version of flipping someone off?!

September 21, 2019

Auntie Catherine finally got back to me via email, wished me a happy belated birthday, and said we could get together on the 24th. Ha, that’s not going to work because of my doctor’s appointment! I’m not going to go to Vancouver, back to Richmond, and then back to Vancouver within four and a half […]

Vinay PimplĂ© as Pim-PLAY?! / Gable Tostee and Warriena Wright?! Toasties?

August 20, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 11:10 on a 414 to see Sue, the housing manager at CHIMO. I saw a guy clapping his hands like a seal and slapping his knees on the shuttle bus, but he wasn’t wearing any headphones that I could see. What the heck?! Since I was going to […]

Fishluna Yu?! / Quiet neighbors across the street because it’s a graveyard!

July 7, 2019

King Jin tried adding me to Facebook – DENIED! A “lady” at the dumpster last night said, “Thank you for recycling” when I dumped my Ziploc bag with stale cookies inside. Thank YOU for being nosy! I’m not going to recycle my Ziploc bags! From my People You May Know section: Fishluna Yu?! From Julie: […]

Avoiding a random man?! / Microwaves child sacrifices! / SEXY FOOD FOR SENIORS

July 6, 2019

Taking 15 flights of stairs to avoid a random man waiting for the elevator is pretty extreme, RobotRosa… how do you live out in the world?! Poor guy! Think about how he must have felt to see a random woman running away from him! From Julie: My microwave is demanding a child sacrifice! From Julie: […]

Michael Butman, Lieutenant Chance Sweat, Sheila Butt, and Adolph Gasser?!

June 11, 2019

No more r/AskWomen for me! How is “Who has trouble pooping in a public restroom, girls?” rude and “invalidation”? SO FUCKING VAGUE! Jesus Christ, some (SJW) people need to grow a thicker skin and stop getting offended over anything and everything! When you gotta go, you gotta go! No “performance anxiety” should be involved, because […]

Tuch Anas?! / Dr. Paul Harms, Takeshita, Ken Raper, Ginny Fuchs, and Rick Hole?!

June 10, 2019

PRODUCT WARNING: I am banning Vaseline lotions with the “smart” blue pumps from my apartment. They’re frustrating to open, and annoying to use! I went out at 3:15 on a 401 to get some iced tea for National Iced Tea Day AND get outdoors for National Get Outdoors Day. Got Brisk lemon iced tea and […]

Margarine, sponges, steel wool / VAGINA and DISCHARGE the noun ARE NOT VERBS!

June 3, 2019

I managed to focus, and finished a few sub-projects recently! Left at 5:10 on a 401 (just managing to get the bus) to get some Meadowvale margarine / London Naturals foam scour sponges x4 / store brand steel wool (Spiral Scours) from London Drugs, and came home at 5:40 on a 407. BUS EFFICIENCY! London […]