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Mom makes me food so I don’t die! / Mom’s 70th birthday at Golden Spring!

May 13, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, finishing my Chicken pasta Sidekicks which expired on April 10, and finishing both of my grape Gatorade bottles which expired TOMORROW (1.2 litres with lots of peeing!), I left at 4 to meet Jon’s family at the Oakridge Safeway at 4:45, but of course they were late. Jon says that they […]

An At-At / Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! / Rex Savory?! / Theric?!

May 4, 2018

From Classy’s Discord server: An At-At saying “Pew Pew! Guess what day it is?” STAR WARS DAY! From Reddit and r/namenerds: Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! Crystal M, Leaf (male…), Cypress (female), Malikite, Ocala (male), Aloha (male… |passed away, it looks like 😦 ), Ginger, Ethan, Rain (male), Lotus, Gandhi, Mountain, Maliah True, Deva […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 35! / Rysheka is a terrible human name!

March 23, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played St. Louis at 5 today, and lost 4-1. From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 35! From Julie: Rysheka?!

Creepy Easter Bunny 34! / Deer Attendant toilet brush and holder!

March 23, 2018

SHOWER TIME! I heard a trap snap shut last night, so called Barry at 8:35 AM this morning to let him know. I saw that it was a big mouse and had flipped the trap upside down, killing itself in the process. He came by at 9:10 AM to remove the dead mouse and set […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 30, DEATH WISH COFFEE, the same bed-head as always

March 19, 2018

From Someecards: Creepy Easter Bunny 30! From Julie: DEATH WISH COFFEE! Lucas checks out his reflection in the mirror at his grandfather Alec’s house in the MOTHER 3 prologue. “The same bed-head as always.”

Don’t assume I’m angry because I’m on my period! / Raccoon! / Scumbag Uterus!

March 14, 2018

I discovered redrum today – ugh! Then I snapped at Jimmy, but that was after I told him about my discovery. He sent me a Happy Pi Day gif which actually made me smile, laugh, and cackle for about two minutes, which he later said was his intention. I appreciated it, for sure! Happy Pi […]

Creepy Easter Bunny 14! / Chinese New Year stickers 5! / Burying your stress!

March 2, 2018

I blocked Tommy because he was being totally obtuse and thought that I was being a hypocritical judgmental sexist bitch. He’s the one who upsets Jimmy and Helen, seemingly without realizing what he did wrong! The Canucks played the Predators at 7 tonight – the game went to overtime, and Nashville won 43 seconds into […]

Robert De Niro! Robert De Faro! / Peter Klaven?! / Pushing the envelope!

February 3, 2018

The Canucks played Tampa Bay at 7 tonight, and lost 4-2, thanks in part to a bullshit penalty shot call. From Julie: Robert De Niro! Robert De Faro! From Smosh: There’s a realtor named Peter Klaven?! Just like the I LOVE YOU, MAN character! From Pete and Punny Pete: No matter how much you push […]

Penny funeral, Hockey Valentine’s Day card, smores Valentine’s Day card

February 3, 2018

From Z 95.3: The Canadian penny was phased out five years ago today in 2013! Here’s a penny funeral wreath! Hockey Valentine’s Day! From Reddit: A Smores-themed Valentine’s Day card! “I like you a little sm♥re every day.”

Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa! / Merci chocolates! / Hella Christofi / Having the flu!

January 28, 2018

I went out in the rainy weather at 2:10 on a 407 to buy Nin Jiom Pei Pa Koa cough medicine (THE BEST!) / more stickers (PJ Masks / rewards!) / ten $2 MARTEX washcloths / on-sale NEW Merci chocolate ($8.88!) / a replacement GIBSON owl coffee mug / on-sale Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup x6 […]