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FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF collage screenshots: Drugs, sex, crabs, and farts!

July 19, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF screenshot collage #1: Lenna to her father King Tycoon: “Off to the crack-house again?” Captain Faris: “I just dropped a load… in my pants…” Boco the Chocobo: “Yeah, you best be getting your fat ass off me, biatch!” Lenna to Bartz: “I supoose you’ll want me to repay you with sexual […]

A mechanical metal dragon, Hans Hansen, DARYL SLEEPS HERE, Dragon Soul fire!

July 17, 2017

I went out at 2:45 and got two cans of NEW Comfort Creek Foods chicken and dumplings from the Dollar Tree. Then I got another pack of Samyang 2x Spicy Hot Chicken Ramen Flavor noodles from Big Crazy. Since they had a 10-cent surcharge on debit purchases, I got some Want Want snowy crackers. (which […]

All of Shadow’s and Relm’s dreams in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE, plus differences!

July 9, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Shadow’s first dream in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE: Clyde is alone. Shadow’s first dream in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE: Enter Baram, Clyde Arrowny’s accomplice. Shadow’s first dream in FINAL FANTASY VI ADVANCE: Baram speaks! “Clyde… how could you? I was your partner… […]

All the FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF jobs! / Imgur Bad and Unique Name Albums!

July 7, 2017

Last night, I finished uploading all my 2600 Bad and Unique Baby Names photos to Imgur in seven albums! I was up at 6:55 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Imgur Bad and Unique Baby Names Albums! http://imgur.com/a/w0quF (Awkward Wedding Name Combos!) http://imgur.com/a/AD2Bo (Bad and Unique Baby Names 1!) http://imgur.com/a/HHLsm (Bad and Unique […]

My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! / Smiling in your discomfort?!

July 2, 2017

Proudly Canadian mosaic dragon! From my ex-friend Lucas’s Discord: My sister accidentally killed herself… oops! What juxtaposition! From Reddit on June 3, 2017: “I said that I was smiling because I was uncomfortable.” No, Katydid90, we do not do that. It’s not even a fake smile, which I do indeed understand!

Being trans is not an intersection! / Misgendering people is NOT violence!

June 30, 2017

Since I was up at 8:20 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Later, Lucas thought that I was bullying Maddie because I’ve taken to using the word “sriracha” around her since her Discord screen name is “Maddie the Jirachi.” Not my fault that they sound similar! They’re both special snowflake teenagers! So then he […]

Necrophilia, Tom Yum seafood soup, toothpaste, toothbrushes, Samjin pretzels

June 21, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. After I had COFFEE TIME / BLACK TEA TIME, Barry picked me up at 1 and we went banking and to Price Smart. I bought store brand potato and cheese perogies, on-sale Excel White gum x3, perogies, bananas, NEW on-sale Samjin pretzels x5 (Tomato Ketchup / Spicy […]

THE MANITOU / A shark-dressed man! / Stir-fried Wikipedia! / STRENGH? / Diasia?!

June 17, 2017

From Buzzfeed: THE MANITOU?! From Janina: Every girl is crazy about a shark-dressed man at Super Bowl 2015. From Engrish.com and Library of Most Controversial Files: This menu has stir-fried Wikipedia, stir-fried Wikipedia with pimientos, steamed eggs with Wikipedia… When equipping Espers on the FINAL FANTASY VI: THE ETERNAL CRYSTALS characters, Ifrit gives Setzer “STRENGH […]

1586 Catherine Wheel vs. 2017 fidget spinner! / Kris P, Bacon?! / Fanny Warts?!

June 16, 2017

Since I got up at 7 AM today, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! Then I had to call Shaw since unplugging and plugging both my modem and router back in did not work for some reason. It turned out that I’d inadvertently unplugged the “send / receive” cable or wire from the Motorola modem; […]

A weird purple dragon! / What would Jesus do? / Green dragons reading a book!

June 13, 2017

From Krista: A weird purple dragon! From Janina: What would Jesus do? Well… flipping tables, making food, and dying on a cross all come to mind. Green dragons reading a book!