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Glow-in-the-dark boobs sign! / Dytazia?! / Occupying a venue! / Petula Dvorak?!

November 16, 2017

From Mikki: I’m not sure what this warning sign is about, but it seems to include glow-in-the-dark boobs and a large swimming penis… From Julie: Dytazia?! From NZ Metal Army: “OCCUPY a fucking venue! Get your lazy fat ass to a gig!” This is the only #OCCUPY thing I understand. (except for the Cookie Monster […]

Maimah Phillips, Lien Nguyen, Ael Davies, Harley Bonafe, Dylann Storm Roof

November 14, 2017

The Canucks played the Kings at 7:30 tonight, and won 3-2! From Not Always Related: Maimah Phillips?! From Not Always Right: Lien Nguyen?! She’d better not have a lien put on her finances, hahaha! From Not Always Right: Ael Davies?! From Not Always Working: Harley Bonafe?! There’s another special snowflake who goes by “they” and […]

Creeping crawdads! The Cray Claw with cheese biscuits and mashed potatoes!

November 8, 2017

Since redrum seems to be taking forever to get out of here, I called Dr. Ruby at 10:30 to schedule an appointment. I didn’t mind if it was tomorrow, so I picked tomorrow afternoon at 3! Then Lena told me later over Facebook messages that her Lindt gingerbread chocolates and bonus Hanukkah card had made […]

RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS typo! / VICTOLY! / Welcome to die!

October 30, 2017

The Canucks played Dallas at 7 tonight, with Sam Gagner scoring his first Canucks goal! That entertaining game went to overtime, and we lost 2-1! RESIDENT EVIL: REVELATIONS released their game cover with a noticeable spelling error: REVELAITONS?! From SAMURAI SHODOWN: VICTOLY!! From X-MEN: WELCOME TO DIE!

Zombie King Alexander Tycoon! / Fawcet Bess?! / Spurgeon Elliot Seewald?!

October 27, 2017

My headache was gone when I got up this morning – yay! Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris complete the Wind Shrine in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. They go upstairs to find the shattered Wind Crystal and Lenna’s father, King Tycoon. Galuf says, “IT’S ZOMBIE KING TYCOON!” King Tycoon says, “I am afraid the bearded one […]

Allard Jan van Marle?! / Brexet, Thaliam, Prairie, Pimpley?! / Genevra Fey?!

October 26, 2017

The Canucks played the Capitals at 7 tonight, and won 6-2! From Not Always Learning: Allard Jan van Marle?! Reminds me of lard / Lard, and Marle from CHRONO TRIGGER! From Reddit: Hi, I am having twins, a boy and a girl. I wanna find names for them: Thaliam, Fanlia, Evalater, Rainleigh, Aimeigh Leigh (Amy […]

Kiki Lee Badman, Dasanti Wimalaratne, Franka Hensen, Ieuan Evans, Non Thomas

October 24, 2017

The Canucks played the Wild at 5 today, and won 1-0! From Not Always Right: Kiki Lee Badman?! Reminds me of BATMAN! From Not Always Romantic: Dasanti Wimalaratne?! That definitely reminds me of Dasani water, hahaha! From Not Always Learning: Franka Hensen?! Stretch it out a bit and it could be Frankenstein! Ieuan Evans and […]

Comrades belonging, ZELDA MAJORA’S MASK Congraturations, steel wall of niceness

October 20, 2017

BLACK TEA TIME! The Canucks played the Sabres today at 4, and won 4-2! Dorsett had two goals, including an empty-netter for the insurance! Bartz, Lenna, and Faris use a lot of Uber Drug to get high and warp to Galuf’s World, Terra, in FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF. Exdeath has been renamed Tzepish, and he […]

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Bestiary, #1-312

October 18, 2017

FINAL FANTASY V SPOOF Bestiary! This is the complete bestiary for FINAL FANTASY 5 SPOOF, and all screenshots are from my own playthrough. I’d like to say that this GameFAQs bestiary document helped me a lot; thank you! (as did this one, for more precise directions in certain places) Also, this walkthrough helped me a […]

What people think I do on my period, Always pads as Sonicare, puddles of blood

October 18, 2017

I woke up to the news that Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip had died of brain cancer late last night. 😦 PERIODS: What my boyfriend, my dad, my mom, my siblings, and commercials think I do on my period… and what I actually do! These Always pads are not a Sonicare device! FAIL! From […]