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Giant blood clots on new pads, Amalik Yoaz, death by electrocution not enough

January 19, 2018

I went out at 2:35 to the pharmacy next door to pick up my drugs. Nice and easy! Foul Bachelorette Frog: Giant blood clot on a fairly new pad… wipe it off with toilet paper and continue use. From Reddit: Amalik Yoaz?! (I’m going to lick your ass) From Scott C. and CANUCK NATION: As […]

Somer Thompson?! SUMMER is the only acceptable spelling for that one, people!

January 14, 2018

The Canucks played the Minnesota Wild at 5 today; the game went into overtime, and it was a 3-2 Vancouver win courtesy of Brandon Sutter in his first game back! From Nancy Grace: Somer Thompson?! SUMMER is an acceptable spelling. “Somer” just sounds like a last name!

Chewin’ McGregor / Barrier, Mr. Z, unpitied fools, and unchallenged jibba-jabba!

January 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! I finally got a Christmas card from Kitty (bornwitch) in the mail today, so that was good! The Canucks played Columbus at 4 today, and finally won a game in 2018…. JAKE INTO THE EMPTY NET FOR A 5-2 WIN! I plan to shower later, too. Julie wanted to share an 8Memes video […]

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Mark Reckless?! / Last words: Three spelling mistakes in a death sentence!

January 8, 2018

From the OLD FAITHFUL Bathroom Reader #30: Mark Reckless is a politician in the UK?! From Sara H. and Twitter: “I see that you have made 3 spelling mistakes.” – Last words of Marquis de Favras after reading his death sentence before being hanged in 1790.

Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]

One year closer to death! / Michael Standing?! / No-sugar ginger snaps?!

January 1, 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2018, EVERYONE! I got a baby girl card for Jason and Vanessa (“KEEP CALM AND CARRY BABY WIPES”), NEW Shasha organic ginger snaps for Vanessa (no sugar?!), 200g of on-sale Ferrero Rocher100 store brand bandages, a NEW Carnation variety pack of hot chocolate (TURTLES Canada / Coffee Crisp / After Eight), […]

Thou art surely missing thy brain! Dragonlord’s grandson! / Curtisha Morning?!

December 31, 2017

In DRAGON WARRIOR II, the party goes to Charlock Castle and meets the Dragonlord’s grandson. He offers them some advice if they will defeat Hargon, the arch-nemesis of the game. If the player says NO, this is his response: “Thou art surely missing thy brain. But it is up to thee.” Curtisha Morning?!

Lindsay Lohand! Lindsay Hihand! / Butch Otter?! / Walking in the woods!

December 27, 2017

I discovered redrum symptoms today – UGH! Mom wanted to drop by this afternoon with the locking containers, toilet paper, and Kleenex that she’d forgotten, so I said she could do so just to get it out of the way. She dropped by about an hour earlier than I was expecting, at 12:35 or so. […]

Winter frost dragon! / Sweet Christmas! / Jumping Christmas! Adamantite!

December 18, 2017

From Krista: Winter frost dragon! From Newfiebangaa: Bartz, Lenna, Galuf, and Faris go underwater to meet Sage Ghido in Galuf’s World after getting the submarine. Bartz pokes the turtle a bit because it’s fun, then the turtle says, “Would you quit that?” Lenna, Bartz, and Faris jump back. Bartz says, “Sweet Christmas, it’s a talking […]