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SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Kaylem, Kember, Kiya, Kloie, Kory, Lesly, and Aashdyn?!

July 12, 2020

From Julie, Nickelodeon, and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Happy April 2020 birthdays to Kaylem and Kember?! Kevin is obviously fine. From Julie, Nickelodeon, and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Happy April 2020 birthdays to Kiya, Kloie, and Kory?! BAD SPELLING OF KIA, CHLOE, AND COREY! From Julie, Nickelodeon, and SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: Happy April 2020 birthdays to Lesly and Liam?! BAD […]

Happy Canada Day x8! / Americans and July 4 / Treason Day / Ungrateful colonials

July 4, 2020

Wishing you a very happy Canada Day with a beaver, maple leaves, and a Canada flag! Happy Canada Day! MAPLE LEAF! HAPPY CANADA DAY! FLAG! Happy Canada Day! Glitter flag! Happy Canada Day! A maple leaf with a Canadian flag! Happy Canada Day with balloons and fireworks! Happy Canada Day with a maple leaf and […]

Happy Canada Day 2020! / Oh Canada! / Canada flags x4! / Your True Canadian Name

July 1, 2020

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020! 153 YEARS OLD! Happy Canada Day… America. In true Canadian spirit, we’d like to apologize for any hard feelings about us kicking your ass out of our country when you tried to invade in 1812. Love, Canada. I went out at 5:35 on a 407 for shopping purposes at London Drugs: […]

Double facepalm! / Bar Harbor Manhattan clam chowder! / KEVA planks! / SOMNIUM!

July 1, 2020

After listening to some AI: The Somnium Files for the Nintendo Switch and Steam on Highspirits’ Twitch stream (and texting white Eric / Chinese Eric to wish them a HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020), I finally decided to call Jon at 2:20 to see what they were doing. Turns out they were eating a late lunch […]

Reddit Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award!

July 1, 2020

Diarrhea: You can’t hold that shit in! From Reddit: Triple-Ply Toilet Paper Award!

Computer mouse and keyboard, Z-Grip pens, hand sanitizer, MY DARK VANESSA

April 10, 2020

48 Z-Grip Pens (December 18, 2019) from Staples while I was out anyway / a backup K120 USB keyboard, a backup Certified Data Deluxe Optical mouse, 2000 Flushes with Chlorine, Paul Newman’s Alfredo sauce for next year, London Naturals unscented dish soap, Vim bathroom cleaner from London Drugs / half-price JOY dumplings x4 (Pork and […]

Go big or go home! / 20% off FUCKING SALE! / Death and cremation options

December 18, 2019

I had to go banking by myself today with my Asian old lady shopping cart at 11:20 on a 401 (JUST managed to get it), then went to Staples for 60 Z-Grip Pens (July 10, 2019), and wasted time at Price Smart. Stopped at London Drugs for a new Santa hat / on-sale Smokehouse Blue […]

Dellen Millard was a serial killer?! / Topokki and chili / Brandy left outside

November 12, 2019

I showered and did laundry today since Harmony gave me a day off. The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and won 5-3 thanks to two goals from Pearson (one an empty-net) and two goals from Pettersson (one an empty-net) on his birthday! My neighbors are at it again, this time leaving a box […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthurt, hahaha! / My ex was born on MISTAKE ISLAND!

October 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Calgary today at 5, and won 4-3 in a shootout… four wins in a row for the first time since the Sedins were on the ice! That’s right – it didn’t happen last season! Now I guess I should make a tiny amount of pasta for World Pasta Day today… […]

Happy Canada Day 2019! / Canada Day, cool Canada flag, glowing hearts!

July 1, 2019

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2019! 152 YEARS OLD! I went out at 2 on a 401 to get Rubbermaid Take-Along containers and on-sale pads x2 at London Drugs, getting home at 2:20 on a 407. Rubbermaid Flex and Seal containers – 1.5 gallons or 5.6 litres! Rubbermaid Take-Alongs containers – 3.7 litres! From Julie: Happy Canada […]