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The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE title screen, Colonel Saturn, an iron lunch bag

December 20, 2016

According to some Reddit idiot, I must be bigoted against mental illness because I refuse to date someone with Borderline Personality Disorder or BPD. Definitely not. I’m almost sure that Korey had it, and that was very traumatic and abusive. I am not putting myself through that knowingly! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 […]

Mr. Saturn joining Alinivar, titles, spells, Nicolas Cage and a winter monkey

December 18, 2016

COFFEE AND TEA TIME! Yes, there was definitely more snow overnight – FUCK THE SNOW! The Canucks played the Blue Jackets at 1 today; the game thankfully went to overtime thanks to Hansen, but Vancouver lost 4-3. John Tortorella had his 500th career win. Steph called right after the game ended to see how I’ve […]

Chunky Soup galore! / Curry Mee! / Zombies eating brains, so my ex is safe

August 25, 2016

Barry picked me up at 11:30 to go food shopping at Price Smart after going to both banks. I got on-sale beef and vegetable Good Taste dumplings, new on-sale white Colgate toothpaste (since my white toothpaste seemed to have a lot of air in it?!), on-sale Chunky Soup x 10 for $2 each (pepper steak […]

The Canadian high-five with skates! / Your actions not being my fault, asshole!

August 7, 2016

I switched browsers from Opera to Slimjet because Opera is now owned by the Chinese, who keep disabling my own extensions such as SimpleUndoClose by themselves every few minutes at the most. Very annoying! I also showered and did laundry today. From Julie and Demotivational Posters: Hockey players and the Canadian high-five with skates! In […]

Finally meeting up with Ryan Blacklaws! / Gluten-free blueberry cheesecake!

June 8, 2016

Since Ryan Blacklaws was in town for his son’s graduation, we decided to meet up while he was here from Kelowna. After I showered, I managed to meet him at the Greyhound station at about 2 since he got delayed at a commercial checkpoint, and definitely told him that Mikki said hi! I probably should […]

Tattoos, Canadian hockey babies, Fuq Yu Meen, Hugh Jass Biches, Jack Mehoff

December 18, 2015

From Julie: NO REGERTS as a tattoo?! “No ragrets” is another misspelled tattoo! From Janina: Canadian Family Values, featuring a Montreal Canadiens baby punching a Toronto Maple Leafs baby! Fuq Yu Meen?! Hugh Jass Biches?! Jack Mehoff?!

Skytrain being transit, 1-0 as a shutout, a 4-3 shootout win, Xmas Canucks puck

December 18, 2015

A dressed-up Chinese Eric came over really early (which I normally dislike) at 2:35, but I had to eat first. We talked about Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Shoots and Scores, the History Channel, PAWN STARS, signing my guestbook, whether I’d seen Mike lately (nope – and I knew what Eric was talking about before he […]

2015 Guestbook Entries

December 18, 2015

Feb. 1, 2015 (Sun.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came over for the 2015 Super Bowl game between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks… should be a very very fun game. Go, NEW ENGLAND!” Feb. 13, 2015 (Fri.) Eric H. (lddude): “Came here to watch the 2011 Stanley Cup Final rematch between the Canucks and […]

Selfies! / Destroying Nippolyte’s shack and Flint’s sheep pen with lightning!

December 18, 2015

Chinese Eric called while I was sleeping – he probably wants to hang out today. I’ll see on that one, since his mom said he was at work! Actually, he called when I was going to post this entry, and I was right! HA HA HA! My sporadic prescient powers strike again! He said he’d […]

Confusing Canadianisms! / Elves! / No sneaking in, peeking, leaking, or reeking!

December 18, 2015

These Canadian words and expressions confuse the rest of the world! From Reddit and Boston Craigslist: For $100 an hour, I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event. […]