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Kiliano Best, Jonathan Side, Stina Wargo Kolling, Storm McCreery Rye, Muh Legy

July 31, 2017

I was up at 6:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My glasses arm broke at approximately 7 AM this morning, so since I was going to go out to the nearby medical clinic anyway (removal for hearing!), I went to Factory Direct / Factory Optical. At least this time, I don’t have […]

New numerous old altar green fish, Sacke Svensson, Alysha Isabel Meeks

July 5, 2017

From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: New numerous old altar green Chinese prickly ash pickled fish?! “Is the spicy pickled fish cultured is to Sichuan river fish, smooth fresh enough, plus new numerous really old old pickled vegetable, acid bright enough, plus the real hot girl from secret spicy formula, really hot hot.” From Not […]

Tennyson Jacobson, a toilet seat as a dinner plate, XKCD comic on baby names

June 27, 2017

From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?! My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV. From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! “13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot’n’Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced […]

The COGNITIVE DISSONANCE title screen, Colonel Saturn, an iron lunch bag

December 20, 2016

According to some Reddit idiot, I must be bigoted against mental illness because I refuse to date someone with Borderline Personality Disorder or BPD. Definitely not. I’m almost sure that Korey had it, and that was very traumatic and abusive. I am not putting myself through that knowingly! The Canucks played the Jets at 7 […]

Mr. Saturn joining Alinivar, titles, spells, Nicolas Cage and a winter monkey

December 18, 2016

COFFEE AND TEA TIME! Yes, there was definitely more snow overnight – FUCK THE SNOW! The Canucks played the Blue Jackets at 1 today; the game thankfully went to overtime thanks to Hansen, but Vancouver lost 4-3. John Tortorella had his 500th career win. Steph called right after the game ended to see how I’ve […]

Chunky Soup galore! / Curry Mee! / Zombies eating brains, so my ex is safe

August 25, 2016

Barry picked me up at 11:30 to go food shopping at Price Smart after going to both banks. I got on-sale beef and vegetable Good Taste dumplings, new on-sale white Colgate toothpaste (since my white toothpaste seemed to have a lot of air in it?!), on-sale Chunky Soup x 10 for $2 each (pepper steak […]

The Canadian high-five with skates! / Your actions not being my fault, asshole!

August 7, 2016

I switched browsers from Opera to Slimjet because Opera is now owned by the Chinese, who keep disabling my own extensions such as SimpleUndoClose by themselves every few minutes at the most. Very annoying! I also showered and did laundry today. From Julie and Demotivational Posters: Hockey players and the Canadian high-five with skates! In […]

Finally meeting up with Ryan Blacklaws! / Gluten-free blueberry cheesecake!

June 8, 2016

Since Ryan Blacklaws was in town for his son’s graduation, we decided to meet up while he was here from Kelowna. After I showered, I managed to meet him at the Greyhound station at about 2 since he got delayed at a commercial checkpoint, and definitely told him that Mikki said hi! I probably should […]

Tattoos, Canadian hockey babies, Fuq Yu Meen, Hugh Jass Biches, Jack Mehoff

December 18, 2015

From Julie: NO REGERTS as a tattoo?! “No ragrets” is another misspelled tattoo! From Janina: Canadian Family Values, featuring a Montreal Canadiens baby punching a Toronto Maple Leafs baby! Fuq Yu Meen?! Hugh Jass Biches?! Jack Mehoff?!

Skytrain being transit, 1-0 as a shutout, a 4-3 shootout win, Xmas Canucks puck

December 18, 2015

A dressed-up Chinese Eric came over really early (which I normally dislike) at 2:35, but I had to eat first. We talked about Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Shoots and Scores, the History Channel, PAWN STARS, signing my guestbook, whether I’d seen Mike lately (nope – and I knew what Eric was talking about before he […]