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Dellen Millard was a serial killer?! / Topokki and chili / Brandy left outside

November 12, 2019

I showered and did laundry today since Harmony gave me a day off. The Canucks played the Predators tonight at 7, and won 5-3 thanks to two goals from Pearson (one an empty-net) and two goals from Pettersson (one an empty-net) on his birthday! My neighbors are at it again, this time leaving a box […]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butthurt, hahaha! / My ex was born on MISTAKE ISLAND!

October 17, 2019

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Calgary today at 5, and won 4-3 in a shootout… four wins in a row for the first time since the Sedins were on the ice! That’s right – it didn’t happen last season! Now I guess I should make a tiny amount of pasta for World Pasta Day today… […]

Happy Canada Day 2019! / Canada Day, cool Canada flag, glowing hearts!

July 1, 2019

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2019! 152 YEARS OLD! I went out at 2 on a 401 to get Rubbermaid Take-Along containers and on-sale pads x2 at London Drugs, getting home at 2:20 on a 407. Rubbermaid Flex and Seal containers – 1.5 gallons or 5.6 litres! Rubbermaid Take-Alongs containers – 3.7 litres! From Julie: Happy Canada […]

Staying silent and not being enraged, 666 PMS license plate, bodies in car trunk

January 19, 2019

I showered today (an index card fell into the toilet from the bathroom counter?!), then called Eric about a ride tomorrow to church because of Hiero’s glow-in-the-dark bowling birthday party. (Deb had emailed to say that I know mornings are a challenge for them and she’s teaching Sunday School tomorrow in any event) When he […]

Santa getting high and trimming the buds! / Blue Christmas lights on palm trees!

December 18, 2018

After COFFEE TIME, I went out at 2:05 on a 414 for my last 2018 appointment with Rachel, and got home at 4 on a 407. There IS a two-hour gap in service for the 407 at Brighouse – WHAT THE FUCK?! I showered today. The Canucks played the Lightning at 7 tonight, and lost […]

Bethlehem Tekola Gebru?! / Just stop talking… wait until you’re smarter!

July 17, 2018

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME since I got up at 7:30 AM, I left at 2:10 on the C94 for my therapy appointment with Rachel at The Caring Place, definitely intending to bring up Jimmy’s rage / brain injury and everything else! Good thing I checked my Google Calendar, which did NOT notify me of my […]

Sarah Palin! Parah Salin! / Pomelo, pomegranate, leap years, and rigatoni!

December 18, 2017

Hester and the management came by for a suite inspection at 9:55 this morning, saying I needed to wash my kitchen sink and my bathroom sink, wash the bathtub, and move my mop and bucket from the balcony. Yeah, I don’t think any of those are going to be done with a lot of competency […]

Kiliano Best, Jonathan Side, Stina Wargo Kolling, Storm McCreery Rye, Muh Legy

July 31, 2017

I was up at 6:30 AM, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My glasses arm broke at approximately 7 AM this morning, so since I was going to go out to the nearby medical clinic anyway (removal for hearing!), I went to Factory Direct / Factory Optical. At least this time, I don’t have […]

New numerous old altar green fish, Sacke Svensson, Alysha Isabel Meeks

July 5, 2017

From my ex-friend Lucas and Discord: New numerous old altar green Chinese prickly ash pickled fish?! “Is the spicy pickled fish cultured is to Sichuan river fish, smooth fresh enough, plus new numerous really old old pickled vegetable, acid bright enough, plus the real hot girl from secret spicy formula, really hot hot.” From Not […]

Tennyson Jacobson, a toilet seat as a dinner plate, XKCD comic on baby names

June 27, 2017

From CrimeInc8 and YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Tennyson Jacobson?! My dad uses a toilet seat to put his plate on while he watches TV. From Matt A.: An XKCD comic (#1011) on baby names! “13 Names for daughter: Ponzi, Eeemily, Fire Fire, Chipotla, Astamouthe, Eggsperm, [sound of record scratch], Parsley, Hot’n’Juicy Ann, Ovari, Friendly, Sean (pronounced […]