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Cool Chinese Restaurant, Chapstick, Bellagio Gelato, safety hugs, puzzle pieces

July 22, 2019

After DOUBLE COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:05 on a 407 bus to help with the kids at 4. I checked to see if Shoppers had any cheaper lip balm – I was unwilling to pay $9.99 for a little tube of Burt’s Bees once I finally found it at the back of the […]

Grabbing my boobs, Garfield hugging Pooky, alpaca llama / 90,000 Facebook likes!

April 5, 2019

My morning before 8 AM: Shaw going out for 10 minutes because of the 24/7 construction across the street (noise exemption bylaw) and then Windows decided to update 10 minutes after that…. Boo! I discovered redrum in the shower! Blood on the yellow shower pouf means that this (and the square-shaped soap) must be thrown […]

Reading my browser bookmarks! / Stabbing something 1000 times!

September 24, 2018

It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival and National Punctuation Day today! I just increased my computer font size to 125% – it’s not “recommended,” but now I can actually READ my Google Chrome / Firefox / Opera bookmarks! The Canucks played Los Angeles at 6 in the fifth game of their 2018-2019 training camp at SALT LAKE […]

Bramble Klippie?! / Alaska?! / Kami?!

June 24, 2018

Bramble Klippie?! From Julie and DR. PHIL: Alaska?! From Julie: Kami?! It reminded her of camisoles, but it reminded me of Cammy from STREET FIGHTER II.

Sparkle Hayter?! / Cue and Queue are different! / Joquita, Celecia, and Laricko!

May 30, 2018

I spent a few minutes cutting off the care labels on my MARTEX washcloths, then threw away the sticky Western Family vanilla Greek yogurt and Kozy Shack tapioca pudding tubs. Sparkle Hayter?! From the May 14, 2018 Discord update: QUEUE is not a substitute for CUE! Discord, why are you not more professional?! From Julie: […]

Snowmen sneezing and falling over, stabbing something 3000 times, Bekka Pate

December 13, 2017

I did laundry after a shower today. The Canucks played Nashville at 7 tonight, and lost 7-1. Ugh! From Wesley: A snowman says, “I didn’t mean to sneeze” since his snowman friend fell over because of the sneeze’s force! The first snowman’s carrot nose went into the second snowman’s bum! From George Takei: I’m so […]

Beijing Subway Stops, Literally Translated! / FlamCo! / The Reaper and Shadow

November 26, 2017

In FINAL FANTASY VI, Sabin sees Shadow and his dog Interceptor outside of Gau’s father’s cabin. “The Reaper is always just a step behind me,” Shadow says. Yup, he has a 1/16 chance of running away after a random battle, saying that he’s served his purpose! My ex-friend Kaitlin saw this truck once: FlamCo! From […]

Toilet Trouble toy! / Shitbit! / 40,000 Americans injured by toilets each year!

November 14, 2017

Julie M. saw this Toilet Trouble toy at Walmart once! From my ex-friend Daniel M. and Gomer Blog: SHITBIT! From Wesley: 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year. PADDED BATHROOM AND CARPETED FLOOR!

74,000 Facebook likes from my Facebook friends! / Glee Ewell?! Like the emotion?

July 17, 2017

I was up at 7:55 AM today, so it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! My Facebook friends have liked my posts 74,000 times as of today! Glee Ewell and the family were murdered on Easter Sunday?! It’s pronounced “U-ull.”

A Pittsburgh Penguins alarm clock, Japanese public transit signs, no bras!

June 8, 2016

I had a dream where Chris W. was making it rain at least a thousand books from the bookshelves because he was writing a letter (about how essential books are) to someone important. Then we went to a Chinese restaurant with all my friends to celebrate my birthday. Steph, Alan Quan, my parents, Auntie Gloria, […]