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Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?! Advertisements

Blackberries as raspberries, Santa hat as a Christmas stocking, the Swiss Reaper

December 19, 2017

The Canucks played Montreal at 7 tonight, and LOST 7-5. Montreal got an empty-net goal in the last minute of the game, but Thomas Vanek had a hat trick. These blackberries aren’t raspberries! You had one job! Hey, this Santa hat isn’t a Christmas stocking! From Julie: The Swiss Reaper with a Swiss Army scythe […]

Birth control and Advent calendars, Katherine Handcock, Ace Gayheart, Rae Gnomie

December 19, 2017

I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can’t help but snicker every […]

Siomha Ni Chonghaile?! / Stacie Marie Carrell?! / Solange Gallant Oldfield?!

November 13, 2017

Steph says that the “pomarillo” or pomelo was located in Jon’s car, and has since been delivered to her. HA, I KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE IT! From Not Always Right: Solange Gallant Oldfield?! From Not Always Right: Stacie Marie Carrell?! Like the desk? From Not Always Right: Siomha Ni Chonghaile?!

The Cannibal Café! / Shit just got real here! / Germany sexual harassment

March 22, 2017

After more COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 to make it to Jon’s so we could go the Cannibal Café before his worship practice, and definitely made it by 4 even after grabbing a curry beef bun from Kam Do Bakery. By that time, the boys were just getting up from an attempted nap. […]

MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT Enemies, #1-18!

December 3, 2016

These are all the enemies I could find in the MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT hack of EARTHBOUND. Some of them were found using Walk-Through-Walls to Happy Happy Village. I used this Youtube playlist by SkullKid3 as a walkthrough. Answers to the Indian’s quiz: McMurphy, 1164, Open It, Bat, Baskerville, Carla. Pour the Tomato […]

Poop emoji pumpkin carving, Halloween dragon, pumpkin pi, Fraser as Scooby Doo

October 31, 2016

From Pinterest: Poop emoji pumpkin carving! I know Chalaine did something like this. From Here There Be Dragons: A Halloween dragon! From Grammarly: Pumpkin pi! From I Love Halloween, Danika, and Z 95.3: The fairy godmother says to Cinderella, “And when the clock strikes midnight, Halloween will end. Then, bam! Christmas carols everywhere.” Fraser as […]

Peeing! / Eve, Darren, Brad / Five-Spice pig ears! / Ricky Gervais horoscopes

May 22, 2016

BREATH OF FIRE II Retranslated! I did go out to meet Eve, Carol, Sabrina, Darren S., and others at a bar called Toby’s near Broadway / Commercial last night at 6:35 after having coffee and a sandwich, just missing the 407 bus. I had to wait about half an hour for the next one (but […]

Meeting Geoff, finally! / Loud Cambie / Ozzy Osbourne “No More Tears” shampoo!

March 13, 2016

I went out to meet Aaron, Kathy, and Geoff at Waterfront Station at 7, and I was still there half an hour before they were! The Canada Line was nuts! Luckily, I had a book with me as usual. Once Aaron, Kathy, and Geoff came through the train line, we walked to the Cambie while […]

Hey, you peed on me! NO! / I feel asleep! / The truck have started to move!

February 20, 2016

I left for Harmony’s at 8:15 AM, and got there just after 9:05 while Jon was still home. We talked about peanut butter, the Canucks, my passing Jon’s violin to him on his way out, my not wanting to force Ayler to bring me a new library book about monsters (Hiero brought it over from […]