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Caril Ann Fugate?! / Niqui McCown?! / Coty Beaver and Gelareh Bagherzadeh?!

December 23, 2019

The Canucks played the Oilers tonight at 7, and s. Caril Ann Fugate?! BAD SPELLING OF CAROL! From Youtube: Niqui McCown?! BAD SPELLING OF NICKI OR NIKKI… how do you get that as a nickname for Marilyn, anyway? Oh, NICOLE is one of her middle names. She doesn’t even look black, but the dude with […]

Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! / St. Ives pear nectar and soy!

December 19, 2019

The Canucks played the Knights tonight at 7, and s. From Reddit: Jussie Smollett and Jurnee Smollett-Bell?! Jussie is a stupid enough nickname for Justin (does it really NEED a cute nickname?!), but JURNEE is a very bad spelling of JOURNEY. St. Ives pear nectar and soy body wash!

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS brain! / WE ARE THE INTROVERTS comic strip!

December 17, 2019

Shiwa says he got my Christmas card today – that’s pretty good for my mailing it last week on the 12th! The Canucks played Montreal tonight at 7, and lost 3-1… Julie M. let me know about this: When you want to sleep and your brain goes SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS… From I […]

Pretzel Monteclaro, Mollie, Tazz, Terriannaha, Carol A. Roach, and Caitlinn?!

August 23, 2019

It’s WORLD MUSHROOM DAY today! 😀 After COFFEE TIME and MUSHROOM SOUP TIME, I went out at 12:25 on a 407 to see Rishu at Touchstone at 1. Then it was off to the Richmond Public Market: Steamed chicken legs, broccoli, carrots, cauliflower, fried noodles, and woodear mushrooms! I even laughed maniacally at the exotic […]

Dirt pile! / Camisoles! / Dean Denis J. Dean?! / Not cute, but fucking funny!

June 1, 2019

I went out at 3:10 on a 407 (which luckily picked me up at the sidewalk) for shopping purposes. Decided to go to the Bay to see if they had any halfway affordable camisoles: I lucked into a half-price weekend sale on Core Life camisoles (which I bet Jimmy would like to wear), and so […]

Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

Jelessa, Virgil, Ny’Liyah, Na’Cere, and Na’Merion?! / Carolyn Pretzel?! YUMMY!

February 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I attempted to get to the eye clinic at 1 using the bus stop across the street, but NO! THAT ONE WAS ALSO NON-OPERATIONAL, which I only found out after waiting 20 minutes! So while I was out, I went to the pharmacy next door and asked about the measles shot after […]

60 days of unending shitty Christmas music?! / A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

October 31, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2… Jake Virtanen had TWO GOALS! From CFOX: Brace yourselves: 60 days of unending shitty Christmas music are coming! From my ex-friend Jimmy: A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

6-0 loss! / Transit for ultrasound! / Wisper Joerres?! That is not a name!

September 25, 2018

I left at 2 on a 414 to the Caring Place to see Rachel at 2. Then I got an eyeball ultrasound appointment this Thursday afternoon at 1:30 at St. Paul’s, so I had to look up the transit there. I was home at 3:50 on a 407, which is pretty fast. The Canucks played […]

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?!