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Dirt pile! / Camisoles! / Dean Denis J. Dean?! / Not cute, but fucking funny!

June 1, 2019

I went out at 3:10 on a 407 (which luckily picked me up at the sidewalk) for shopping purposes. Decided to go to the Bay to see if they had any halfway affordable camisoles: I lucked into a half-price weekend sale on Core Life camisoles (which I bet Jimmy would like to wear), and so […]

Stuart is DEAD! / Pasinetta Prince (Passion-etta), Mulan, and Tonera?!

April 16, 2019

It’s so fitting that I’m listening to Radiohead’s KARMA POLICE right now! Carol told CANUCK NATION a minute ago that her racist ex-husband Stuart has just died from his three different kinds of cancer. I’m sorry that she’s feeling sad, though. I guess I can take him off my Block List now… From Youtube: Pasinetta […]

Jelessa, Virgil, Ny’Liyah, Na’Cere, and Na’Merion?! / Carolyn Pretzel?! YUMMY!

February 27, 2019

After COFFEE TIME, I attempted to get to the eye clinic at 1 using the bus stop across the street, but NO! THAT ONE WAS ALSO NON-OPERATIONAL, which I only found out after waiting 20 minutes! So while I was out, I went to the pharmacy next door and asked about the measles shot after […]

60 days of unending shitty Christmas music?! / A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

October 31, 2018

The Canucks played Chicago at 7 tonight, and won 4-2… Jake Virtanen had TWO GOALS! From CFOX: Brace yourselves: 60 days of unending shitty Christmas music are coming! From my ex-friend Jimmy: A pumpkin spice butt plug?!

6-0 loss! / Transit for ultrasound! / Wisper Joerres?! That is not a name!

September 25, 2018

I left at 2 on a 414 to the Caring Place to see Rachel at 2. Then I got an eyeball ultrasound appointment this Thursday afternoon at 1:30 at St. Paul’s, so I had to look up the transit there. I was home at 3:50 on a 407, which is pretty fast. The Canucks played […]

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! / Seon, Karac, Paradise, Isha, and Brantley?!

June 7, 2018

Shamoil T. Shipchandler?! From Julie: Seon?! It’s pronounced like “see-on.” From Julie: Karac?! From Julie: Paradise is Isha’s baby boy?! From Julie: Isha?! Apparently, none of the three men was the father of her baby… From Julie: Brantley?!

Blackberries as raspberries, Santa hat as a Christmas stocking, the Swiss Reaper

December 19, 2017

The Canucks played Montreal at 7 tonight, and LOST 7-5. Montreal got an empty-net goal in the last minute of the game, but Thomas Vanek had a hat trick. These blackberries aren’t raspberries! You had one job! Hey, this Santa hat isn’t a Christmas stocking! From Julie: The Swiss Reaper with a Swiss Army scythe […]

Birth control and Advent calendars, Katherine Handcock, Ace Gayheart, Rae Gnomie

December 19, 2017

I happened to look out the window this morning and saw that it was SNOWING! DAMN YOU, KILLER SNOW! From Snark Ecards: Birth control pills are like cute little Advent calendars for a really shitty holiday. From Not Always Learning: Katherine Handcock?! I know this makes me immature, but I can’t help but snicker every […]

Siomha Ni Chonghaile?! / Stacie Marie Carrell?! / Solange Gallant Oldfield?!

November 13, 2017

Steph says that the “pomarillo” or pomelo was located in Jon’s car, and has since been delivered to her. HA, I KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE IT! From Not Always Right: Solange Gallant Oldfield?! From Not Always Right: Stacie Marie Carrell?! Like the desk? From Not Always Right: Siomha Ni Chonghaile?!

The Cannibal Café! / Shit just got real here! / Germany sexual harassment

March 22, 2017

After more COFFEE TIME, I went out at 3:15 to make it to Jon’s so we could go the Cannibal Café before his worship practice, and definitely made it by 4 even after grabbing a curry beef bun from Kam Do Bakery. By that time, the boys were just getting up from an attempted nap. […]