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Black Sabbath to Christmas music, the Misplaced Tree Trunk, the Deep Spring

December 22, 2016

Eric came over at 6:30, so I had my parking pass ready. The Canucks played Winnipeg at 7 tonight. We talked about my life, Dad, Jon’s balance between “pastor life” and “music life,” John Tortorella, lamb, dumplings, snacks, ugly Christmas sweaters, his dietary restrictions (DAMN LUPUS!), sushi, Brian Burke’s “porcupine” hair, his relatives being in […]

BOZOBOUND Enemies, #1-168!

December 1, 2016

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. THIS GAME IS BROKEN! There is no Sky Runner, and you can’t get to the Cave of the Past the normal way. You need to go to the edge of Chao Valley and use Walk-Through-Walls to get to the Cave of the Past! Then you can’t defeat […]

The Canadian high-five with skates! / Your actions not being my fault, asshole!

August 7, 2016

I switched browsers from Opera to Slimjet because Opera is now owned by the Chinese, who keep disabling my own extensions such as SimpleUndoClose by themselves every few minutes at the most. Very annoying! I also showered and did laundry today. From Julie and Demotivational Posters: Hockey players and the Canadian high-five with skates! In […]

LORD OF THE RINGS and HARRY POTTER, astronaut Neil Young, sheep’s clothing

June 17, 2016

From January H.: LORD OF THE RINGS did not rip off HARRY POTTER! From Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader: Neil Young is not Neil Armstrong, NBC News! The LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD wolf is the wolf in sheep’s clothing?!

Colon-O’Brien, Abad-Sweat, Boney-Stubbs, and other bad hyphenated names!

May 23, 2016

Colon-O’Brien! Abad-Sweat! Boney-Stubbs! Eaton-Burger! Geddings-DeFreez! Gomez-Peed! Hickey-Marks! Love-Gobble! Pennypacker-Swartzendruber! Rumph-Byrnes! (rump burns) Santagata-Biggerstaff?! Sears-Brand! Self-Lovin! Wilbee-Deman! Beach-Boies!

Funny names from the 2016 NFL Draft!

April 29, 2016

I got most of these from The Blog of Funny Names! Su’a Cravens?! Leonte Carroo?! Cody Whitehair?! Briean Boddy-Calhoun?! That’s NOT how you spell Brian… Charone Peake?! Germain Ifedi?! Bronson Kaufusi?! Pharoh Cooper?! Fahn Cooper?! Rees Odhiambo?! Ezekiel Elliott?! Laquon Treadwell?! GHETTO! Xavien Howard?! Tyreek Hill?! Why would you name your kid something with “reek” […]

Moore-Bacon, Gorey-Butcher, Sharp-Payne, and other bad hyphenated names!

January 15, 2016

Moore-Bacon! Sawyer-Hiney! Rump-Orefice! Rather-Grim! Miller-Bruski! Gorey-Butcher! House-Reckker! King-Sizer! Coody-Head! Flynt-Stone! Ruff-Goings! Funk-Kee! Sharp-Payne! Yuhasz-Gass! Bush-Schaver! Johnson-Finder! Wenger-Dengler!

Shoyu tonkatsu! / Brian Gionta’s wife is named Harvest?! / Tondalo Hall?!

October 5, 2015

Last night, I called Jeremy and said that I actually couldn’t make it, blaming things on Sunday bus schedules. At least he had the right tone to his voice when he said “oh no!” Next time, maybe! I went out at 3:30 this afternoon, just managed to get the 410 at Brighouse, then browsed the […]

CANORAMIC redux, and ATTACK OF THE FACTOIDS! / A guy named Sunshine

August 2, 2015

I had to get a replacement CANORAMIC BATHROOM READER because my existing copy has too much water damage and weird dirty marks (and also bought Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Attack of the Factoids: Bizarre Bites of Incredible Information [Bathroom Readers Institute] because I am a consumer whore!), so I went to Indigo Spirit at 2:35 […]

Bottled water, Bomb Cosmetics Bath Melts Chocolate Gift Set, 2-1 WIN!

April 23, 2015

Chinese Eric called me at 6:30 to say that he was running late, so I decided that he could pick up some fast food, then we could decide on other things later. Vancouver and Calgary had PLAYOFF GAME #5 tonight at 7, and Eric came over a few minutes later with McDonalds fries and burgers. […]