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FIVE power play goals?! / Creepy Easter Bunny 7! / La Casa MESICO Restaurant?!

February 20, 2018

Kurt W. added me on Facebook from Discord and Youtube… woohoo! Victor Lee unfriended me, but whatever. The Canucks played the Avalanche at 7 tonight; the game went to overtime, and the Avs won 5-4 on their FIFTH power play goal?! UGH! I needed some brain time off, so I’m glad I got that today! […]

Leopold Fucker?! / A doorway magically erasing your memory! / Supreme Mayo?!

January 21, 2018

The Canucks played the Jets at 5 today, and lost 1-0. From Julie: Leopold Fucker?! From George Takei: The doorway is a magical device that erases your memory when you walk through it. SO TRUE! From Julie: Supreme Mayo?!

Jenise Jenkins?! / Thimble of milk! / Cunt necklace! / Ex-friend Winnie Pang!

January 18, 2018

From NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR: THE GIRL IN THE BOX: Jenise Jenkins?! (the Colleen Stan kidnapping case / Cameron and Janice Hooker kidnappers) That’s an… interesting… twist on Denise… Thank God my child put this milk jug back in the fridge in case I find a recipe that calls for a thimble of milk… said no […]

Somer Thompson?! SUMMER is the only acceptable spelling for that one, people!

January 14, 2018

The Canucks played the Minnesota Wild at 5 today; the game went into overtime, and it was a 3-2 Vancouver win courtesy of Brandon Sutter in his first game back! From Nancy Grace: Somer Thompson?! SUMMER is an acceptable spelling. “Somer” just sounds like a last name!

Canadian polar bears, dating someone 31 when you’re 19, Tylar Marie Witt

January 11, 2018

From Pete: Meanwhile in Canada, polar bears want big trucks! From Reddit on June 4, 2017: No, TaxieCabbie, we just do not date 19-year-olds when we are 31. We definitely do not dismiss the “half your age plus seven” rule as arbitrary. Those conventions are in place for a REASON! Tylar Marie Witt?! Why would […]

Circumcision obituary / Mt. Oriander in Summer / Emerald Pellot and Celem?!

January 3, 2018

Harmony emailed the family about Hiero’s birthday party later this month on the 21st at noon – at least I know where Pizzeria Barbarella IS, and it doesn’t conflict with the hockey game later that evening or anything! From Oddee: Reading this obituary, I don’t want to know that Chan Holcombe’s dad circumcised him with […]

One year closer to death! / Michael Standing?! / No-sugar ginger snaps?!

January 1, 2018

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2018, EVERYONE! I got a baby girl card for Jason and Vanessa (“KEEP CALM AND CARRY BABY WIPES”), NEW Shasha organic ginger snaps for Vanessa (no sugar?!), 200g of on-sale Ferrero Rocher100 store brand bandages, a NEW Carnation variety pack of hot chocolate (TURTLES Canada / Coffee Crisp / After Eight), […]

Thou art surely missing thy brain! Dragonlord’s grandson! / Curtisha Morning?!

December 31, 2017

In DRAGON WARRIOR II, the party goes to Charlock Castle and meets the Dragonlord’s grandson. He offers them some advice if they will defeat Hargon, the arch-nemesis of the game. If the player says NO, this is his response: “Thou art surely missing thy brain. But it is up to thee.” Curtisha Morning?!

Mynae?! / Goose and moose plurals! / Paul in MOTHER 3 / Bench, table, or bed?

December 17, 2017

I showered today. Corey said that the lady who lives at the old address probably isn’t going to forward stuff anymore, so I’ll just send new cards tomorrow while I’m out anyway. Jon wants me to go over an hour earlier tomorrow, but they’re probably going to SERVANTS for dinner, too. From Julie: Mynae?! I […]

NG! / Faucets! / Summer Hair?! / Christianity as the love religion? / Smite God!

November 21, 2017

No, Discord idiot named Pingu, you do not turn the “sink” in your bathroom in order to get water. What you want is called a FAUCET. No, Not Always Working idiot named David Stone, my last name is and has never been pronounced “En-Gee.” Your friend’s family probably just dumbed it down for your white […]