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Kaelin Hedrick?! / Wear ever you go their your?! / Jean Bastard-Rosset?!

May 14, 2019

Coffee, croissants, and a seed-filled bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. Leftovers for lunch, then said hi to the kids when they came home later. Homemade pizza creations for dinner! Cheese pizza, pesto chicken pizza, and hot dog cheese pizza! The original pesto chicken pizza was burned, so Deb had to make another one. Later, […]

Kashera?! / Pissing off the IT guy! / A DO-IT-YOURSELF SUBMACHINE GUN?!

March 6, 2019

The Canucks played the Maple Leafs at 6 tonight, and won 3-2 in overtime after being down 2-0! HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT! From Wesley: Kashera is a cashier at Harris Teeter?! She was destined for this job at the cash register! From my ex-friend Jimmy and TheLadBible: “Pissed off the IT guy, so he gave me […]

Sunshine is a girl name?! / Ozias is a boy name?! / Borden is a boy name?!

February 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it’s a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people – there has to be a middle ground between that and […]

Salsa and the bread at Thomas’ Bazaar! / Sebastian being busy at Mayor Pusher’s!

November 12, 2018

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played the Rangers at 4 today, and lost 2-1. UGH! Salsa stops by Thomas’ Bazaar while the Happy Box delivery is on in MOTHER 3. “This bread is for the people working here. They eat it whenever they’re feeling hungry.” On the table: Antidote, Ancient Banana, Edible Mushroom. Salsa stops by […]

Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Habakkuk Baldonado?! / Arzavious?! / Grammar Pedantry Syndrome OCD form!

May 14, 2018

Habakkuk Baldonado?! From Julie: Arzavious?! From Pete and Uberfacts: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error.

Saturday birthday dinner, Dilys, Trish, Ivan, Communion glass on a Xmas ornament

December 3, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. Tonight’s menu: Heirloom Bean Chili with Garnishes (cheese, rice, avocado, and onions) Cornbread Winter Green Salad with Citrus Vinaigrette Quince and Apple Crisp Agua de Jamaica Dark Chocolate Cookie Cheesecake Beer / Coffee Porter / Pot Filler / Gluten-Free Cider After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up […]

Beard facts! / A bacon dragon mug! YAY! / Ashanti and Bwashena Witherspoon?!

September 2, 2017

Matt H. unfriended me or deleted his Facebook account, whichever. I discovered that my new CHAMPION shoes were pretty small when it came to taking them off, so after looking up the return policy up online AND calling the store just in case, it was off to the mall on the C94 at 3:30. Luckily, […]

A weird purple dragon! / What would Jesus do? / Green dragons reading a book!

June 13, 2017

From Krista: A weird purple dragon! From Janina: What would Jesus do? Well… flipping tables, making food, and dying on a cross all come to mind. Green dragons reading a book!

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!