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Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! BAD SPELLING! Pansexual?! Ha ha ha, NO!

July 1, 2020

HAPPY CANADA DAY 2020! 153 YEARS OLD! From the comments on a George Takei article about a student in a wheelchair: Wednessday Ezaki AKA Wenzday Ezaki?! Of COURSE Facebook won’t let you spell your name that way… it’s BAD SPELLING! Pansexual – just say “bisexual.” I hate the “AF” abbreviation for “as fuck,” although the […]

Red dragons x3 (flying / Revelations / cupcake), green dragons x2 wings and hall

April 29, 2020

Up early today – time to wake up with coffee and Twitch streams! From Julie: Flying red dragons in the woods! From Julie: THE BOOK OF REVELATION UNVEILED with a red dragon! From Julie: A red dragon, cupcake, pink whipped cream, chocolate drizzle, and a cherry on top! From Fairies, Myths, and Magic: A green […]

Sharing the gospel with Coke! / Fuck Off Mountain! / Game that can pitch forbidden

April 21, 2020

Lunch: Tazo green ginger tea and Vedan Bah Kut tea noodles for National Tea Day today! From Julie: My pastor encouraged me to share the gospel more often. Am I doing this right by sharing Coke bottles with Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John? From Pete and Imgflip: You can fuck off with that shit. You […]

Wind Gap, Nazareth, Ackermanville?! Bands, Bible, Jason, Nicki, and Jennifer!

March 18, 2020

Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map at a Pennsylvania visitor centre: Wind Gap, Nazareth, and Ackermanville are all in Pennsylvania?! Just reminds me of the Bible, the band, and Jason / Nicki / Jen Ackerman!

Peree Hampton is a guy?! / Raechel Betts?! / Peninah Wangari?!

December 2, 2019

From Julie: Peree Hampton is a guy?! Yum, puree in the Hamptons! From Youtube: Raechel Betts?! BAD SPELLING OF RACHEL! From John’s True Crime Vids Group: Peninah Wangari?! That’s an extremely outdated Biblical name, if anything…

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

Amina / Charece / Bhakari Sr. / Bhakari Jr. / Brooklyn / Porsche / Vina?!

October 8, 2019

Since I didn’t have to help out with the kids today, I stayed home to wallow in redrum unglory, haha. I felt bad because I had genuinely forgotten to give the cleaner a $20 cash tip yesterday (and remembered the time when Eric made us go back to the Pho place next door to church […]

Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]