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A weird purple dragon! / What would Jesus do? / Green dragons reading a book!

June 13, 2017

From Krista: A weird purple dragon! From Janina: What would Jesus do? Well… flipping tables, making food, and dying on a cross all come to mind. Green dragons reading a book!

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

Genesis and gay marriage / Bananas going bad / London Drugs: Gum in emergencies!

February 21, 2017

From Rock 101: Those people who are against gay marriage and say, “In Genesis, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” are so narrow-minded. Everyone knows that in Genesis, it was Phil, Mike, and Tony. From Reddit and Extra Fabulous Comics: A guy in his kitchen says, “Aw man. These bananas are going […]

Jaxen?! / Primal Pit Paste lavender deodorant, innovative Richmond snow parking

February 20, 2017

I had a nap, and dreamed that I was canoeing on a relatively shallow lake. Someone had tried to bury a few computer keyboards in the dirt, and then dumped some more into the water. Some things from Biblical characters like Paul and Jesus were also there, plus some word searches. I think I’ve been […]

Bad grammar and God, Pokey Minch and Giegue, Niiue using SING against Giegue

February 19, 2017

COFFEE TIME! I had a dream that Kitty B. and Ryan B. both came to visit me! From Sarah G. and Julia Quinn: In the beginning, God said, “Let there be grammar:” and there was grammar! And then there was grammar issues, and they was bad. Pokey Minch (or Porky Minch) joins Giegue as the […]

Musical Toilet Seat, the Satanic Bible, pads, stickers, multivitamins, and more!

January 9, 2017

I showered today. Then since the sidewalks were actually navigable, I went out at 2:30 to finally get out of the apartment for the first time in 2017! I did some shopping at London Drugs, after just managing to catch a 401. Some lady on the bus was defeating the purpose of her headphones by […]

Mini heart attacks, raw chicken falling down, being possessed by team spirit

January 8, 2017

I talked to Lucas and his weird friends in their Discord room for a bit today. That mini heart attack when Luigi is at the VERY EDGE of a block! From Oddee: Raw chicken fell out of the sky onto Cassie Bernard and other horseback riders in Virginia on October 10, 2012. Julie S. sent […]

Religious Fanatics, Raging Fundies, and Bible Thumpers all saying GOD DAMN IT!

December 27, 2016

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex encounter these Religious Fanatics in Red River. The Religious Fanatics say, “God damn it!” upon your defeating them, hahaha! In COLINBOUND 2, Colin and Madam Hex encounter these Raging Fundies in Red River. The Raging Fundies say, “God damn it!” upon your knocking them out, hahaha! In COLINBOUND […]

Skull pizza pockets, skull rolling pin, Gingerdead Men, a zombified Last Supper

October 31, 2016

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 😀 Skull / death’s-head pattern rolling pins and cookie cutters! Skull pizza pockets! Gingerdead Men cookie cutters! From Julie: Here’s the zombie and skeleton version of the Last Supper!

Lamp, paper, suicide bomb, Quran, hammer, Harry Potter / Zombie Survival Team!

July 25, 2016

I went to London Drugs at 5:05 on a 401 to get two on-sale black Rubbermaid 68L containers as a replacement for the big box and the blue 68L Sterilite container that Mike had seen from August 28, 2014 onwards till Dec. 30, 2014. Then I got home on a 407 at 5:55 – those […]