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Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]

Loundell Holdt and Chanin Holdt?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON!

July 16, 2019

Finally found my non-drowsy Tylenol Complete Cold and Flu tablets so I could take two of them in the morning and hopefully stave off this incipient sickness – phew! I blame baby Beckett sneezing on me, but who knows? Could have been a sick person on transit, too. From Julie: Loundell Holdt?! From Julie: Chanin […]

Cimina, Shayna, Sharekka, Jamy, Montez, Rae’Shon, Shariah, and Josiah?!

June 29, 2019

From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Cimina?! Reminds me of cinnamon or Cimona’s in Steveston! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shayna?! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Sharekka?! From Julie: Isaiah is fine, but Jamy?! From […]

Jabez Spann, Paighten Harkins, Keaton Smith, and Brelynne “Breezy” Otteson?!

June 5, 2019

Hester’s husband Ni came by with someone from head office at 9:15 AM for a brief suite inspection today. His apologizing for bothering me was a first! Later, the Panasonic inverter microwave gave me an H97 error, which will cost $250 to $400 to fix. It’s cheaper just to buy a new microwave starting from […]

Reign, Jedidiah, Desiree, Jalyn, Devountae, Kenley, Omir, Ladaisha, and Tequila?

May 23, 2019

From Julie: Reign?! Not even Raine or Rainn?! From Julie: Jedidiah seems like a very ancient Biblical name for a 21st century kid… who are you, Jedidiah Duggar?! From Julie: Desiree, pronounced as Dez-Er-Eee instead of Dez-Er-Eh?! Also, she is 24 and her ex is 18?! DAMN CREEPY! From Julie: Jalyn for a guy?! From […]

Kaelin Hedrick?! / Wear ever you go their your?! / Jean Bastard-Rosset?!

May 14, 2019

Coffee, croissants, and a seed-filled bagel with cream cheese for breakfast. Leftovers for lunch, then said hi to the kids when they came home later. Homemade pizza creations for dinner! Cheese pizza, pesto chicken pizza, and hot dog cheese pizza! The original pesto chicken pizza was burned, so Deb had to make another one. Later, […]

Kashera?! / Pissing off the IT guy! / A DO-IT-YOURSELF SUBMACHINE GUN?!

March 6, 2019

The Canucks played the Maple Leafs at 6 tonight, and won 3-2 in overtime after being down 2-0! HAHAHAHA, SUCK IT! From Wesley: Kashera is a cashier at Harris Teeter?! She was destined for this job at the cash register! From my ex-friend Jimmy and TheLadBible: “Pissed off the IT guy, so he gave me […]

Sunshine is a girl name?! / Ozias is a boy name?! / Borden is a boy name?!

February 11, 2019

I showered and did laundry today. The Canucks played San Jose at 7 tonight, and lost 7-2. From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Sunshine?! From Julie M. and DR. PHIL: Ozias?! Apparently, it’s a variant on King Uzziah of the Bible. Come on, people – there has to be a middle ground between that and […]