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Wind Gap, Nazareth, Ackermanville?! Bands, Bible, Jason, Nicki, and Jennifer!

March 18, 2020

Julie M. was on vacation and saw this map at a Pennsylvania visitor centre: Wind Gap, Nazareth, and Ackermanville are all in Pennsylvania?! Just reminds me of the Bible, the band, and Jason / Nicki / Jen Ackerman!

Peree Hampton is a guy?! / Raechel Betts?! / Peninah Wangari?!

December 2, 2019

From Julie: Peree Hampton is a guy?! Yum, puree in the Hamptons! From Youtube: Raechel Betts?! BAD SPELLING OF RACHEL! From John’s True Crime Vids Group: Peninah Wangari?! That’s an extremely outdated Biblical name, if anything…

Chinatown, Wisconsin?! / Karen on 911 ensuring Kyle’s death va shooting!

November 26, 2019

I attempted some packing – the backpack is fine for now, but the suitcase’s handle is off?! UGH! Chinatown, Wisconsin?! From Ryan B. and My middle finger has a boner: Karen was cleaning Kyle’s rifle and accidentally shot him. She calls 911. “It’s my husband. I’ve accidentally shot him, I’ve killed him.” 911 Operator: “Please […]

Amina / Charece / Bhakari Sr. / Bhakari Jr. / Brooklyn / Porsche / Vina?!

October 8, 2019

Since I didn’t have to help out with the kids today, I stayed home to wallow in redrum unglory, haha. I felt bad because I had genuinely forgotten to give the cleaner a $20 cash tip yesterday (and remembered the time when Eric made us go back to the Pho place next door to church […]

Paisley Boney IV?! / Leviticus 20:13, Canada, gay marriage, and marijuana!

September 8, 2019

SHOWER TIME and COFFEE TIME! Paisley Boney IV?! From Julie and Only in Canada Memes: Leviticus 20:13 says, “If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned.” After legalizing gay marriage, Canada legalized marijuana as well. Now you are legally allowed to get stoned while having gay sex. Canada is the first country […]

Donald Bullcoming?! / North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

September 7, 2019

Donald Bullcoming?! From May 17, 2019: Oh, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West… North West, Saint West, Chicago West, and Psalm West?!

Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! / Ask me about… DON’T TALK! / 2000 loves!

July 18, 2019

I went to the pharmacy next door to refill my birth control prescription. They had Manuka Honey chapstick / lip balm at $4 for a tiny tube. I’ll wait till I get to London Drugs… Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington?! From Julie: Ask me about my…. Just kidding. DON’T TALK TO ME! My Facebook posts have been […]

Loundell Holdt and Chanin Holdt?! BAD SPELLING OF SHANNON!

July 16, 2019

Finally found my non-drowsy Tylenol Complete Cold and Flu tablets so I could take two of them in the morning and hopefully stave off this incipient sickness – phew! I blame baby Beckett sneezing on me, but who knows? Could have been a sick person on transit, too. From Julie: Loundell Holdt?! From Julie: Chanin […]

Cimina, Shayna, Sharekka, Jamy, Montez, Rae’Shon, Shariah, and Josiah?!

June 29, 2019

From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Cimina?! Reminds me of cinnamon or Cimona’s in Steveston! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Shayna?! From Julie M. and GORDON RAMSAY’S 24 HOURS TO HELL AND BACK: Sharekka?! From Julie: Isaiah is fine, but Jamy?! From […]

Jabez Spann, Paighten Harkins, Keaton Smith, and Brelynne “Breezy” Otteson?!

June 5, 2019

Hester’s husband Ni came by with someone from head office at 9:15 AM for a brief suite inspection today. His apologizing for bothering me was a first! Later, the Panasonic inverter microwave gave me an H97 error, which will cost $250 to $400 to fix. It’s cheaper just to buy a new microwave starting from […]