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Dea-Dra, Cortez, Cherise, Daja, Lyna, Malacai, Javarious, Rylie, and Tamika?!

June 28, 2018

The retina specialist’s office called me at 3:30 to say that they’d scheduled a cataract surgery consultation appointment for me, on July 12 at 9:30 AM, which is a Thursday. Since I realized that would be the day before my planned dinner with Chrystal, I attempted to call her at work to reschedule, but I […]

Habakkuk Baldonado?! / Arzavious?! / Grammar Pedantry Syndrome OCD form!

May 14, 2018

Habakkuk Baldonado?! From Julie: Arzavious?! From Pete and Uberfacts: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error.

Saturday birthday dinner, Dilys, Trish, Ivan, Communion glass on a Xmas ornament

December 3, 2017

THIS ENTRY IS ALLOWED TO HAVE NON-ALIGNED TAGS. Tonight’s menu: Heirloom Bean Chili with Garnishes (cheese, rice, avocado, and onions) Cornbread Winter Green Salad with Citrus Vinaigrette Quince and Apple Crisp Agua de Jamaica Dark Chocolate Cookie Cheesecake Beer / Coffee Porter / Pot Filler / Gluten-Free Cider After COFFEE TIME, Eric picked me up […]

Beard facts! / A bacon dragon mug! YAY! / Ashanti and Bwashena Witherspoon?!

September 2, 2017

Matt H. unfriended me or deleted his Facebook account, whichever. I discovered that my new CHAMPION shoes were pretty small when it came to taking them off, so after looking up the return policy up online AND calling the store just in case, it was off to the mall on the C94 at 3:30. Luckily, […]

A weird purple dragon! / What would Jesus do? / Green dragons reading a book!

June 13, 2017

From Krista: A weird purple dragon! From Janina: What would Jesus do? Well… flipping tables, making food, and dying on a cross all come to mind. Green dragons reading a book!

Time spent on her knees?! / Cool three-headed red dragon! / Water dragon!

May 14, 2017

From Reddit: Here’s a WTF Mother’s Day 2016 church sign from the First Baptist Church in Laingsburg, Michigan! The best gift a mother can give is time spent on her knees. Three-headed red dragon! Water dragon!

Genesis and gay marriage / Bananas going bad / London Drugs: Gum in emergencies!

February 21, 2017

From Rock 101: Those people who are against gay marriage and say, “In Genesis, it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” are so narrow-minded. Everyone knows that in Genesis, it was Phil, Mike, and Tony. From Reddit and Extra Fabulous Comics: A guy in his kitchen says, “Aw man. These bananas are going […]

Jaxen?! / Primal Pit Paste lavender deodorant, innovative Richmond snow parking

February 20, 2017

I had a nap, and dreamed that I was canoeing on a relatively shallow lake. Someone had tried to bury a few computer keyboards in the dirt, and then dumped some more into the water. Some things from Biblical characters like Paul and Jesus were also there, plus some word searches. I think I’ve been […]

Bad grammar and God, Pokey Minch and Giegue, Niiue using SING against Giegue

February 19, 2017

COFFEE TIME! I had a dream that Kitty B. and Ryan B. both came to visit me! From Sarah G. and Julia Quinn: In the beginning, God said, “Let there be grammar:” and there was grammar! And then there was grammar issues, and they was bad. Pokey Minch (or Porky Minch) joins Giegue as the […]

Musical Toilet Seat, the Satanic Bible, pads, stickers, multivitamins, and more!

January 9, 2017

I showered today. Then since the sidewalks were actually navigable, I went out at 2:30 to finally get out of the apartment for the first time in 2017! I did some shopping at London Drugs, after just managing to catch a 401. Some lady on the bus was defeating the purpose of her headphones by […]