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Archive for May 2014

Unfamiliar numbers resolved, not getting messages, no orgies, Hitler videos, Pomeranians

May 31, 2014

Mike sent me a message at 8:35 PM last night to wonder whether he could come by for a bit if I was home, since he didn’t think he was sick. Sure, but I had to shower first! He caught me JUST coming out of the shower, in fact. He said that HE had called […]

Premium Shin Ramyun BLACK noodles are twice the price?! / Gummi bears and oysters!

May 30, 2014

Barry picked me up at 11, and we were off to Price Smart. Since I’d heard a bunch about Shin Ramyun BLACK noodles, I decided to get this premium stuff; it was twice the price of other instant noodle packs! I’ll indulge my CONSUMER WHORE tendencies this once, I guess! I also bought oysters for […]

What Kind of Hero Are You?

May 30, 2014

You Are an Accidental Hero You never mean to be a hero, and you definitely don’t consider yourself one. You’re just an everyday person. What you may not realize is that you’re quite heroic at times. You are willing to help out and take responsibility. By being in the right place at the right time, […]

Bahamas car borrowing, coughing, Chinese Eric and hockey talk

May 29, 2014

Mike asked whether I was home at 8:50, but I got that message too late for him to come over again. He apparently parked Robert’s car near my place; his own vehicle has to stay in motion, or else it will overheat. Robert is in the Bahamas right now, anyway. Then he told me that […]

Packing up stuff for later! / Michael should be more proactive! / Platonic Personality

May 29, 2014

If he’s doing a fade, I am on to him. To that end, I packed up the Valentine’s card / Christmas card / Botticelli chocolates heart-shaped box, birthday card / birthday present box in a London Drugs bag, and put it away somewhere in my room to be looked at much later. I also put […]

Romantic cards, Spanish peanuts, and almonds / Are You Wild, Sophisticated, or Fun?

May 28, 2014

Discovered redrum this morning before I was responsible and paid my technically overdue Shaw bill. The usual suspect Mike has said that the bill would look better next month, so I gotta keep this relationship going for another six weeks! Then I went to the banks in the sunny weather. I also went to London […]

Stress, DOCTOR WHO companions, pedicures

May 27, 2014

Talked relatively normally to the usual suspect this morning via Facebook messages about money, stress, car insurance, anal probes, tone, smiling, funny typos, car fans, and life micromanagement. Just don’t do that, then! If he’s that stressed out that waiting for a reply is “jerking him around,” I’m just not going to talk to him […]

Go away! / What Does Your Hot Dog Say About You?

May 26, 2014

The usual suspect HAD to talk to me late last night about schedules, “impositions,” details, cars, directions, frustration, “playing games,” my “assumptions,” threats, and memory. Oh, do shush. Still not interested in seeing him. You Are Laid-Back You are easygoing and just happy to be included in the fun. You find it easy to be […]

Not interested in frustration!

May 25, 2014

The usual suspect sent me a few messages this morning about dates and such. Nope, still not interested in being an unwitting target for anger OR talking to you! Maybe he was the one who tried calling me from an unfamiliar number (a doctor’s office?), but how am I supposed to call HIM if he’s […]

I AM NOT PLAYING GAMES!

May 24, 2014

Jon emailed to say that the alternate plan for tomorrow is Steph’s place from 3:30 to 5, which is what I thought it would be since the weather forecast calls for a bunch of rain. If it’s ridiculously sunny, we’ll still go to Mt. Pleasant Park for Ayler’s birthday party. They’ll bring birthday cake, hummus, […]