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Adele Gorrilla?! / Kansas City welcomes visitors ANALLY?! / Shawnta is a name?!

May 23, 2018

Via Facebook messages, Andrew M. apologized for not calling me last night, and we worked out payment for the Windows 7 computer / hard drive / Windows 7 key in writing, which is definitely a good thing. At least I have $200 instead of $150 in that cash envelope, so things can get paid off […]

Defenestration Day! / Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! / Chrisandra?! / Namingway in Agart

May 21, 2018

TODAY IS DEFENESTRATION DAY! COFFEE TIME! Mom wanted me to go to Kwong Chow tomorrow for dinner with Uncle Joe and Auntie Wing Yee, but I’m not in the mood for more pretending. Besides, I have to soak up the ME TIME! Gyamfi Kyeremeh?! Reminds me of Jeremiah for some reason… From Julie: Chrisandra? Smushing […]

Phlandrous Fleming?! / Zaylen?! / Jazmon, Splendor, and Jeremie?!

May 18, 2018

Phlandrous Fleming?! From Julie: Zaylen?! From Julie M. and Dr. Phil: Jazmon, Splendor, and Jeremie?!

Orval Overall?! / POOH BEAR, Shaquanda, Cherokee, Chrishaunda, and Ca-Ceon?!

May 15, 2018

Orval Overall?! From Julie: POOH BEAR, Tyrone, and Shaquanda?! From Julie: Cherokee?! From Julie: Chrishaunda?! Girl, if that’s your third appearance on the MAURY SHOW, you need to re-evaluate your life decisions! From Julie: Ca-Ceon?! Like Cay-Shon? What?!

Habakkuk Baldonado?! / Arzavious?! / Grammar Pedantry Syndrome OCD form!

May 14, 2018

Habakkuk Baldonado?! From Julie: Arzavious?! From Pete and Uberfacts: Grammar Pedantry Syndrome is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error.

Jamez Brickhouse?! / Ameria is a name?! / Jesus holding a baby velociraptor!

May 11, 2018

I went to London Drugs at 3:25 (just missing both buses!) on a 401 to get an on-sale Softsoap pomegranate and mango hand soap refill, on-sale Irish Spring bar soap, Purell hand sanitizer, NEW on-sale Brookside chocolate (Cherry and Tahitian Vanilla / Blackberry and Honey), Paul Newman Sockarooni pasta sauce, and on-sale store brand 150 […]

Zeus de la Paz?! / Journey?! / Trying to open locked public bathroom doors?!

May 8, 2018

Andrew M. called me last night about an offer for a newer computer: Memory Express, cheap warranty, discounts, 16 GB of RAM, hard drives, DVD drives, toddlers, and more. I showered and did laundry today. Zeus de la Paz?! From Julie: Journey?! What a name, and what ears on that baby! From Julie M. and […]

Enock Kwateng?! / TooReal?! / An amphibious Oakland Athletics baseball pitcher?!

May 7, 2018

Enock Kwateng?! Shouldn’t that be spelled ENOCH?! Bad spelling! From Julie: TooReal?! That’s not a name for your baby… From Steph and MLB Memes: An AMPHIBIOUS baseball pitcher named Pat Venditte makes his debut for the Oakland Athletics?!

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! / Jaccob?! / The Belching Dragon’s Engrish menu!

May 6, 2018

Gevaro Nepomuceno?! From Julie: Jaccob?! What’s with the bad spelling?! From Julie and her friend: THE BELCHING DRAGON is a Chinese restaurant, and it has a very Engrish menu!

An At-At / Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! / Rex Savory?! / Theric?!

May 4, 2018

From Classy’s Discord server: An At-At saying “Pew Pew! Guess what day it is?” STAR WARS DAY! From Reddit and r/namenerds: Bamboo Flute Blanchard and his relatives! Crystal M, Leaf (male…), Cypress (female), Malikite, Ocala (male), Aloha (male… |passed away, it looks like 😦 ), Ginger, Ethan, Rain (male), Lotus, Gandhi, Mountain, Maliah True, Deva […]