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Gala Loam, Hahn Ackles, Huck Perry, Kaycee McEwen, Immortan Jorge, Dontonyo

September 3, 2017

I asked Jon via FB message if the birthday dinner for Eric was still going on. It’s apparently tonight at Jeremy’s at 5:30. Sounds good! I definitely have some extra cash! From Not Always Right: Gala Loam?! From Not Always Working: Hahn Ackles?! From Not Always Right: Huck Perry?! He’s also a furry… From Not […]

Nacole, greybeards and Jenyfer in the Troia pub, wanting guys with no chest hair

August 28, 2017

After three years, I finally added Witwur Bob Robinson as a Facebook friend, and he added me back, so that’s a good thing! But Willem unfriended me, which I guess is fine. From Julie: NACOLE?! That should be spelled NICOLE! Geez, and I thought Nichole was bad enough… this just makes me think of nachos […]

Scotland Williams, Björn Westling, Brandon Greif, Cerise Gwendolynn Gardner

August 27, 2017

Since I was up at 8 AM, it was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT! From THE NEW DETECTIVES: Scotland Williams?! From Not Always Working: Björn Westling?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the last name as WRESTLING. From Not Always Working: Brandon Greif?! This is only notable because I will forever misread the […]

BJ Queen Enterprises / Vanessa Tobaccojuice / Kim Kashkashian / B. Ruth Boring

August 22, 2017

From Tyler A. and the Chive: BJ Queen Enterprises?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Vanessa Tobaccojuice?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Kim Kashkashian?! Definitely way too close to Kim Kardashian! From Tyler A. and the Chive: B. Ruth Boring?!

George Huguely V, Yeardley Love, a lack of Disqus planning on Matt’s part

August 15, 2017

From BEHIND MANSION WALLS: George Huguely V and Yeardley Love?! Huguely makes me think of “hugely,” and Yeardley should really be confined to a last name ONLY! My highest number of upvotes yet in a Disqus comment chain: 25 for telling Matt Westwood that his cramped or busy schedule is not an excuse for being […]

Talton English, Khristy Monigold, the Queen’s Diary in the Ancient Castle

August 14, 2017

Today is Left-Handers Day! I had to deal with a lot of online drama this morning, which involved some rude and condescending Penguins fan named Jennifer who thought that she had an IQ of 169, and that my “attitude problem” could be solved by talking to her. I don’t THINK so! Thank goodness Helen Y. […]

Kyrie Irving?! / Satan just wants to be your friend! / Books and JERSEY SHORE

August 12, 2017

From the r/hockey Discord server: Kyrie Irving plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers?! To me, Kyrie seems like a feminine name, and reminds me WAY too much of Kylie! Also reminds me of the Kyrie eleison… This is from Wesley, who thinks this looks like Dr. Andonuts from EARTHBOUND HALLOWEEN HACK. Satan: He just wants to […]

What GLOW Lady Are You? / Crown Royal making you cry! / It’s a thesaurus!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Cherry” You are a tough cookie, and you don’t let anyone cross you. You are very determined and talented. Sometimes it takes a while for your hard work to pay off, and that can be frustrating. Eventually, you get the success you deserve. You are an obvious leader. People tend to immediately put […]

The Salad Personality Test / Stop whining about heteronormativity and gender!

August 11, 2017

“You Are Balanced” You’re the type who likes everything in moderation, and you’re especially good at balancing out life’s extremes. You are a bit of a novelty seeker, and you like to have a really good mix of things in your life. There is always room for something or someone new. You meld well with […]

Audrey Pennypacker / Barry Shitpeas / Jason, Amos, and me as Awana secretaries!

July 25, 2017

It was COFFEE TIME BY DEFAULT since I was up at 7:15 AM! Tommy’s friend Jimmy Curran added me to Facebook – okay, then! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Audrey Pennypacker?! From Tyler A. and the Chive: Barry Shitpeas?! From Golden: Jason W., Amos W., and me as Awana secretaries at church on March […]