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RCMP officers and Doughnuts / Giant smiley faces in the way / Harry Hollywood

April 10, 2017

In COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex have to defeat four RCMP officers at the Selkirk police station so the path to Lockport can be unblocked. When they turn back to normal, they drop Doughnuts, hahaha! On their way to Red River from Lockport in COLINBOUND 1, Colin and Madam Hex see this smiley face […]

Aljimo Invader fight glitch in JONBOUND! / Dragonfruit pizza!

March 26, 2017

COFFEE TIME! The Canucks played Winnipeg at 5 today, and lost 2-1. The JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey / Tomato) are fighting an Aljimo Invader in the Cave of the Past. If this glitch and others like it happen during those fights, I’m lucky that I’m strong […]

Too many assholes! Not enough axes! / Soylent Green gibberish! / Tequila Matthew

March 15, 2017

It’s the Ides of March today! Mom tried emailing me for some hot pot meal, but I am not going to make it out. I don’t want to be in Vancouver by 11 AM, thanks! From Krista and Victory or Valhalla: Too many assholes! Not enough axes! In JONBOUND, Jon Otis tries to view the […]

Very fat man in Onett bakery, Mr. Saturn’s face in a D, not going through stuff

March 9, 2017

The Canucks played the Islanders at 7 tonight; Troy Stetcher scored to make it 3-3 with twenty seconds left in the game, so it went to overtime. The final score was 4-3 for New York. In MR. SATURN IN QUEST OF HAT, Mr. Saturn and Jeff see this very fat man in the Onett bakery. […]

A ship shipping ships! / Papaya?! / Casey and Tibetan gibberish! / Hedgamahog!

March 5, 2017

From Pete and George Takei: A ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships! From Julie: Alicia Douvall (some British celebrity) named her daughter PAPAYA?! When Casey and Tomato call Don Otis from the Tibet castle so he can save the JONBOUND game for them, he gets a lot of text gibberish! Jon Otis, Sarah Buffaloe, Joe […]

Hotel Onett, naive people, zombie prison warden, Venus, sewer rat, pyramids

March 1, 2017

I dreamed that a bunch of us were going around in mine carts to see Vernon and Joe Yu. We looked at English and Chinese menus for “Karen’s Restaurant” with lots of food pictures. What the?! Mom tried telling me to be on time tomorrow. Um, I AM ON TIME! Everyone else is fucking LATE! […]

Hiero’s third birthday party! / Scissors are GOOD! / Ayler needing melted cheese

January 22, 2017

After COFFEE TIME, I unfortunately had to get a ride from my parents at 4:10 to Holly’s amenity room because of Hiero’s third birthday party. They also dropped Havarti off at Margaret’s, making sure to say how it was so much work. Before then, my blue-and-white bracelet exploded all over the kitchen floor, so I […]

Sexy men, a local heroine, honorary citizens, Denver having another day

January 12, 2017

It was time for MORE COFFEE! The Canucks played Philadelphia at 4 today; the game went to overtime and a shootout, which the Flyers won 5-4. After defeating Nemesis, Jon Otis and Sarah Buffaloe stay overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next day’s news headline in the ARVADA SENTINEL: “Local nerd Jon Otis is […]

This Can of Whoopass isn’t a Wad of Cash! / Soylent Green is made of people!

January 4, 2017

I discovered redrum today, then called Hester about mousetraps, getting her husband Ni on the phone. That’s fine, and so is his dropping off a glue mousetrap later on. Then I found out that Nina M. had unfriended or blocked me from Facebook – WTF?! In JONBOUND, Joe Scharfenberg has joined Jon Otis / Sarah […]

Tudoring, a pharmacy as a drug-free workplace, Prince Casey touring the world

December 17, 2016

From Mikki: TUDORING?! The only way that would be even halfway acceptable is if they were teaching about the Tudors! From Vomitorium: This pharmacy is a drug-free workplace! After going to Egypt, the JONBOUND party (Jon Otis / Sarah Buffaloe / Joe Scharfenberg / Prince Casey) stays overnight at the Arvada Roach Motel. The next […]